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Chapter 37 I'm Just Too Perfect [Be sure to check it out tomorrow for Tuesday's PK!]

Lu Xian retorted, unconvinced, "What did I do wrong?"

What do you think?

Lu Xueqi wanted to beat him up right now.

Lu Xian pondered, hesitated, and carefully considered his words. Finally, he puffed out his chest confidently and said, "I'm sunny and handsome, I can talk a good game, I have a rebellious streak, I'm well-educated and have a proven track record, and my personal qualities are extremely high. I'm a real catch. My biggest flaw is that I'm too perfect. I think I'm great, no problem!"

The flying sword beneath his feet trembled violently.

Lu Xian swayed while holding the little girl, almost losing his balance and falling. He frantically reached up with his hand around her waist, finally finding a point of support and managing to steady himself.

"Phew~ I'm saved!"

Both he and his little girl wore expressions of joy at surviving a disaster.

"Hey, Naiqi, you need to be a little more careful with your sword flight..."

Halfway through his sentence, Lu Xian suddenly felt a murderous aura emanating from the person in front of him, and the surrounding air seemed to drop several degrees. The little girl snuggled closer to him.

What happened?

His neck stiffened, and he raised his eyes, immediately meeting Lu Xueqi's piercing gaze...

It's said that you can't hide the look in someone's eyes when they're about to kill you. Lu Xian didn't believe it before, but after seeing it with his own eyes, he did.

Lu Xian subconsciously clenched his fist, knowing where the killing intent was coming from. He immediately identified it as: "Spicy!"

If I said that Sun Xiaochuan told me to do this, could you let me off the hook?

Lu Xian, his heart trembling, loosened his grip on the elastic material and took a step back. He almost fell off the flying sword, which scared the little girl so much that her face turned pale. He himself also turned pale and quickly hugged the waist of the person in front of him tightly.

Lu Xian awkwardly met her icy gaze, and said with a bitter face, "If I said that what happened just now was an accident, a misunderstanding, would you believe me...?"

You'd better be mistaken!

Lu Xueqi stared at him silently for a while, then turned around with a somewhat unnatural expression, looking at the distant mountain peaks, her ears turning bright red.

She spoke, feigning calmness:

"Nothing happened just now, understand?"

"I understand, nothing happened just now!"

She added menacingly, "If you dare say anything like that, I'll castrate you!"

"..."

Lu Xian felt a chill in his groin.

Poisonous, so poisonous! Indeed, the most poisonous heart is that of a woman!

However, he decided to back down for now and chose to remain silent, for silence was the Cambridge of the night.

If you don't keep quiet, you can't sleep too soundly tonight, because the big one is coming!

"Also, the little girl is already pitiful enough; you're not allowed to threaten her anymore!"

She seemed to be deliberately changing the subject.

Lu Xian noticed, but didn't expose him. Instead, he went along with it and quickly moved on from what had just happened.

"I can't agree to that!"

Lu Xian's main characteristic is rebellion.

"What did you say!" Lu Xueqi turned around again with a fierce look in her eyes, wanting to shove her foot into his dog mouth that couldn't produce any ivory.

Lu Xian's lips twitched, but he still insisted on his position and stated firmly, "This really won't do. I have my own way of educating people, okay?"

She sneered, "You'd better really have it!"

"There was a reason I teased her, I'm not making this up..."

"Children need to be teased and played with more often so that they will become bolder and bolder. Otherwise, they will always be timid and hesitant."

"Naiqi, you don't want your little one to always be so respectful and distant when she sees you, do you?"

Lu Xian began to explain.

"If you teach her using my method, the next time you see her, she'll reach out from afar and call out 'Big Brother/Big Sister,' then fly into your arms and crash into your heart, melting your heart instantly..."

Lu Xueqi was somewhat suspicious. Was it true or false?

Why don't you make up some more? I really enjoy listening to it.

Seeing that she didn't believe him, Lu Xian had no choice but to give an example.

"Think about yourself. When you meet your master or the Qingyun Sect Leader, don't you always bow respectfully? Even when you meet your fellow disciples, you're just exchanging pleasantries..."

"When your master and the others see you like this, they might at most think to themselves, 'My Naiqi is so sensible and polite,' but there will still be a great distance between them. To put it simply, they are keeping a distance from each other."

"I can understand the hierarchy within the immortal sects, but Xiao Nannan's situation is different from yours. She's not in an immortal sect and doesn't have as many rules to follow. The kind of education you experienced isn't suitable for her."

"If you can't teach, then shut up and let me do it."

"My brother's abstract gentleness is an elegance you will never understand."

"..."

Lu Xueqi was a little confused by what he said. This "abstract tenderness" actually made some sense.

This is absolutely outrageous!

The original text can be found at 6#9@book/bar!

She said no more, wanting to see what kind of trouble Lu Xian would cause in the future. She was determined to cause him trouble again if he couldn't teach her well.

Far away.

We could already see the small hill we had come from. Beside a spacious spring outside the cave, a bonfire was burning, with a golden-brown roasted wild boar on top. Several figures were gathered around, sitting on stone benches and talking.

Lu Xueqi, along with Lu Xian and Xiao Nannan, descended on their swords.

"Not bad, you guys even put on a bonfire party!"

Lu Xian jumped off the flying sword with the little girl in his arms, smiling as he took out five or six jars of wine from his storage ring and put a lot of food on the stone table. His gaze lingered on Xiao Yan, who looked quite disheveled, as if he had rolled around in the forest several times.

"What's wrong with Huo Huo?"

"Kardtime Bro said you two haven't come back for so long, you might have secretly gone on a date. So you went to hunt in the jungle yourself and got beaten up by wild boars." Ye Fan chuckled.

"At least I came back with a vengeance!"

Xiao Yan hurriedly tried to defend himself.

He kept saying that there was no way he could lose to a wild boar, and that the wild boars in the world of "Covering the Sky" were strong, fast, and had particularly thick skin; they weren't ordinary wild boars...

The atmosphere quickly filled the air with joy, and the bonfire party spirit was instantly ignited!

"Who is this little girl?"

Ye Fan, holding the wine jar, approached Lu Xian curiously and asked, mainly because he noticed that the little girl in Lu Xian's arms was staring at him the whole time. She didn't look at anyone else, only at him, which Ye Fan found very strange.

"A little kid I picked up on the road." Lu Xian smiled and patted the little girl's head. The little girl's eyes were very different from before. They were calm and still, without saying a word or making a fuss. Lu Xian seriously suspected that the Empress's consciousness had quietly descended and was silently observing everything.

[Lu Xian: Attention, this is breaking news. No matter what you hear next, please remain calm.]

[Lu Xian: The baby in my arms is the Dao Fruit incarnation of the Peerless Emperor who brought Ye Fan to Beidou, as I mentioned before!]

There was a moment of silence on the field, and then everyone went back to their normal lives, clinking glasses and exchanging toasts.

"Little brat, hehe...hehehe..."

Ye Fan chuckled a few times. "Brother Lu, what are you doing bringing a little kid back?"

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, are you kidding me? Did you just pick up an unparalleled emperor?]

[Lu Xian: She is an Emperor, but not quite. A Dao Fruit is the result of a cultivator's path of cultivation, including cultivation level, spirit, and insight. This is what that Emperor looked like as a child. Her true body is still slumbering and transforming in the Desolate Ancient Forbidden Land, but she has likely awakened briefly and her consciousness has descended into this Dao Fruit. Ye Hei, she is very likely here to see you.]

"I felt sorry for the little girl, so Naiqi and I took her in. Ye Hei, the rest of us have special circumstances, so we'll leave her in your care from now on," Lu Xian said with a meaningful smile.

[Ye Fan: Holy crap! Brother Lu, are you trying to kill me?!]

"Brother Lu, I don't know how to take care of children, I really don't have time!"

I definitely have to read this on Tuesday!

(End of this chapter)