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Chapter 42 Superficial Brothers [Seeking votes and continued reading]

The journey was quite tedious, and if it weren't for his little cat keeping him company, Lu Xian might have habitually taken out his phone and opened a website.

www.____.com!

He bypassed the Great Firewall and downloaded 100GB of learning materials from GuGe 3D Comics, which is his favorite, especially the two-dimensional magical girl anime, which is really exciting!

Everyone there is so talented, and they all speak so well...

There are a lot of people in the village, and they're always setting fires to keep things going, which really affects people's desire to study.

It's so hot and cold, firecrackers are everywhere!

My phone's almost out of battery. I wonder if that kid Yu Tianheng will be able to charge it and give it a second life...

Lu Xian's thoughts were racing. He cuddled the kitten and rode the little black horse at breakneck speed, occasionally licking it. The kitten was indeed very juicy.

He would occasionally ask for directions in a village, and before he knew it, it was afternoon.

[Xiao Yan: Brothers, I have good news and bad news!]

[Ye Fan: Tell me the good news first; I don't want to hear the bad news.]

[Xiao Yan: Good news! My teacher studied your method of boiling spiritual liquid in your cauldron last night and came to the conclusion that this method can also work here. My world also has a large number of spiritual herbs containing life essence. From now on, my cultivation of the Bitter Sea Method should go smoothly, and I won't be chased anymore. I can develop in peace. It's so comfortable.]

Ye Fan: ?

You can say it now, but what does the last sentence mean?

You bastard!

I'm turning a corner, aren't I?

[Ye Fan: Looks like both are bad news...]

[Xiao Yan: Don't say that, we're all brothers.]

[Ye Fan: Seeing my brother doing well is more painful than killing me.]

[Lu Xian: LOL! Huo Huo, don't you even consider whether you have Ye Hei's thick skin? He's an Ancient Sacred Body, naturally strong and resilient. Being stewed in the cauldron is like taking a hot bath for him. You, on the other hand, have an ordinary physique. When the time comes, you'll be locked in the medicine cauldron by the old medicine master and steamed. Tsk tsk, just thinking about that scene is exhilarating. It's not even as bad as slaughtering a pig.]

[Ye Fan: This is really good news. I hope he's alright.]

Xiao Yan: ...

[Lu Xian: What's the bad news?]

Xiao Yan: I don't have money to buy medicinal herbs...

[Ye Fan: Pfft—aren't these two pieces of good news? Hahaha!]

Lu Xian grinned at this.

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, you could actually go find that Xun'er who has a crush on you. She has a very powerful background; she's the little princess of the most prestigious ancient imperial family in your world's Central Continent. She's a perfect rich girl template. She could probably easily give you tens of thousands of gold coins. If you just shamelessly flatter her and say some cheesy sweet nothings, it's not impossible for her to give you a million gold coins as start-up capital.]

"Hiss~"

One million?

Upon seeing this message, Xiao Yan gasped in shock.

He had saved up gold coins for over a decade, accumulating only a little over a thousand. If Lu Xian hadn't provided a box of condoms, from which he would have made a considerable profit, he might not have been able to afford even the cultivation resources.

What does one million gold coins mean?

Even if the Xiao family sold everything they owned, it would probably only be worth this much.

A rich little girl is right next to me!

[Ye Fan: Oh no, this is really bad news! Why is there still a rich little girl who has a crush on Brother Kadian? She could donate her eyes if she didn't want them!]

[Xiao Yan: Hehe, good brother, that's charm, learn from it!]

[Xiao Yan: Huh? Xun'er's here to see me. I have to go out and go on a date with her, guys.]

Ye Fan: I curse you!

[Ye Fan: Damn, why are you all so lucky?! I'm so unlucky, I can't even meet a single girl, and I'm being chased! This is so unfair! With the Desolate Heavenly Emperor as my witness, I, Ye Fan, am willing to trade half my life of being single for Brother Kadian's lifetime of being single!]

[Xiao Yan: You've injured the enemy a thousand, but you've also lost five hundred of your own. Brother Ye Hei, you're truly vicious! Watch my counterattack!]

[Ye Fan: The rebound is ineffective!]

[Lu Xian: A one-for-one trade at the last minute—I, Lu Xian, acknowledge the deep brotherhood between you two! Thumbs up.jpg]

[Lu Xian: Luckily, I'm not really close to someone like you who's just a superficial friend!]

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, do you think I'm trading the rest of my life for someone else's lifetime of single life?]

"..."

[Lu Xian: Baka shiba fak ko ni ma—!]

[Lu Xian: Voiceover (60 seconds)]

……

"The horses' hooves clatter, the Yellow River flows on and on..."

Lu Xian hummed a little tune.

On the village path, a little black horse strolled leisurely along, while a stream meandered down beside it, the water flowing over round stones with a soft gurgling sound.

Not far away, a hunched figure carries a large bundle of firewood home along the green path. Wisps of smoke rise from the village, creating a unique and romantic atmosphere of everyday life.

Lu Xian dismounted and ran forward, deciding to help the old man carry his things and do a good deed. The old man was so old, yet he was carrying firewood that was taller than a person; it must be quite tiring for him.

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Actually, I mainly wanted to ask for directions; everything else was just incidental.

When the old man heard footsteps behind him, he turned around and saw a hospitable, simple, and warm smile on his wrinkled face.

One look and he's clearly a simple, honest, and kind-hearted person with no guile. This time, asking for directions is a sure thing!

Lu Xian smiled brightly and politely, saying warmly, "Old man, let me help you carry it!"

"..."

!! ?

The smiles on the faces of the old man and the young man froze simultaneously, becoming somewhat subtle.

half an hour.

"roll!"

After a roar, Lu Xian returned with a worried look on his face. The kitten's lips were barely able to contain her joy. She dismounted, biting her red lips to suppress a laugh, and said, "Maybe I should go ask..."

Lu Xian nodded, feeling a pang of disappointment. His loose tongue—he had such good thoughts in his mind, how come the words that came out of his mouth changed so drastically…

[Xiao Yan: It's all settled! Xun'er is indeed rich, beautiful, and virtuous. She's also a rich little girl. She's the perfect candidate for my future wife. Yay!]

[Lu Xian: Forbidden! Great! We'll split the gold coins when we meet!]

[Ye Fan: Let's kick him out of the group. He's too old to handle this kind of stimulation.]

[Lu Xian: It's not that bad. Let him show off for now. He'll get what's coming to him later. Xiao Xun'er is the little princess of an ancient clan among the eight ancient clans of Zhongzhou. Her family has Dou Zong guards at the gate, Dou Zun everywhere, and Dou Huangs are as insignificant as dogs. Her father is even a nine-star Dou Sheng, one of the strongest people in the Firefire World. With that kind of status, if Firefire wants to get close to her, tsk tsk, he'll suffer a lot later.]

[Xiao Yan: Wardfa?]

This news left Xiao Yan momentarily stunned!

I still suffered from my lack of knowledge.

I thought the ancient imperial clans of Zhongzhou were nothing special, but you're telling me that I, the strongest Dou Huang in the Jia Ma Empire, used to be less than a dog in her family?

Xiao Yan glanced at the girl beside him with a complicated expression. Her smile was as bright as a lotus flower. The road ahead was long and arduous.

[Xiao Yan: Brother Lu, why would someone of Xun'er's status live in my humble Xiao family home?]

[Lu Xian: Your Xiao family was once one of the ancient imperial clans of Zhongzhou, possessing a key to the cave of the last Dou Di on the continent, the ancient Tuoshe Emperor. She's in your Xiao family because of that key. But it's true that that little girl likes you. In your story, she repeatedly disobeyed her family's orders and secretly helped you. When you have the strength in the future, remember to treat her well.]

[Xiao Yan: My Xiao family actually has this kind of history...]

[Xiao Yan: Brother Lu, thank you for informing me. I will cultivate diligently and prove myself in the future.]

[Ye Fan: What an outrageous love story! Such a wonderful wife, when will it be my turn? I really don't want to try anymore!]

[Lu Xian: Don't you even look at yourself now? You're such a little kid. Kun Kun can't even stand up straight. What fairy would want a little brat like you right now? Grow up a few more years.]

How vicious! Is this the retaliation from Brother Lu?

Ye Fan: ...

(End of this chapter)