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Chapter 50 I Have Two Friends [Please vote and follow!]

You actually say this fighting technique is difficult? It's so simple.

Gee!

Lu Xian strongly suspects that Huo Huo may have had his cerebellum surgically altered.

[Lu Xueqi: I just learned these three fighting techniques, and they do seem quite easy. Compared to the prerequisites for cultivating the Divine Sword Thunder Control True Technique of my Qingyun Sect, they are already very simple. I've only practiced them a little, but I can already use them to a basic level. Thank you, Fellow Daoist Xiao Yan, for the fighting techniques.]

Xiao Yan: ...

She was thanking me earnestly, but why did I feel like I had been stabbed in the chest once and then stabbed again?

You must have done this on purpose, right?

If Lu Xian said that, Xiao Yan had no doubt that he did it on purpose!

But this person is Lu Xueqi. As everyone knows, there are two people with the surname Lu in the group. One is a person, and the other is probably a dog.

Lu Xueqi, she's definitely the most serious person in the group...

Perhaps... it used to be!

It cannot be ruled out that he has been influenced by bad company and has been led astray by bad influences.

She really... I'm crying my eyes out...

They could have directly attacked me, but instead they made me guess whether they were actually attacking me or not...

Huo Huo wanted to wipe away her tears.

Is the difference between people really that great?

Lu Xian downloaded the app "Palm Absorber".

Lu Xian downloaded the "Blowing Fire Palm" app.

After a while.

[Lu Xian: Video (He sucks in a large rock weighing several tens of kilograms with his palm, then blows it away with a single blow using his Fire Palm)]

[Lu Xian: These two fighting techniques don't seem to have much power.]

[Lu Xian: Huo Huo, can we learn some more challenging fighting techniques? Let's dig into Yao Lao's secrets, like the Flame Dividing Wave Ruler, or go to your little girlfriend and get her the Emperor Seal Technique. Give us something decent; these are too easy and lack challenge!]

Xiao Yan had never heard of the Flame Dividing Wave Ruler and the Emperor Seal Technique before, but he could guess that they were some high-level fighting techniques that his future self had learned in the storybook.

[Xiao Yan: Middle finger.jpg, I don't need a hammer. I barely managed to get the basics of Eight Extremes Collapse, and what you're talking about is completely beyond my comprehension and cultivation. How am I supposed to upload it to the group?]

[Xiao Yan: I'm already shut up. Don't bother with me. Before I transmigrated, I hated geniuses like you in school. Now, I hate you geniuses even more. I'm going to sever all ties with you geniuses to avoid my Dao heart becoming unstable!]

[Ye Fan: LOL! Look what I found! It's a wild, resentful idiot. I won't name names! *winks and smirks*]

Yan Lingji originally wanted to ask in the group why everyone could learn so quickly, but after seeing this sentence, she chose to remain silent and stay in the background.

Beside the stream.

Lu Xian quietly looked at the messages in the chat group and fell into deep thought. He had never uploaded any cultivation techniques or anything like that to the group, so he didn't know much about them. It wasn't that he didn't want to upload and share them, but rather that there really wasn't anything like that in the Douluo World.

Judging from Huo Huo's words, it seems that one needs to have a basic understanding of the techniques or fighting skills before one can successfully upload them to the group.

"Looks like we won't be able to get any more PvP experience for now. We need to let Huo Huo develop a bit more..."

"Among the people in the group, besides me, Naiqi's comprehension seems to be ridiculously high. It was like this when she was learning the Taoist scriptures, and it's like this now when she's learning combat techniques. No matter which world's system it is, she seems to be able to grasp it very quickly, almost catching up with my learning speed as someone with an innate learning physique..."

Lu Xian stroked his chin thoughtfully, his mind filled with doubt. Could someone be this smart? A genius with maxed-out comprehension?

It feels more like...

"Could she be... a naturally born Dao embryo...?"

Lu Xian had this bold conjecture pop into his mind: that physique was the same as the Holy Maiden of the Beidou Purple Mansion Holy Land.

The more Lu Xian thought about it, the more likely it seemed. If it really was a congenital Dao embryo, or a similar physique, then everything would make sense.

"It seems I'll have to find an opportunity to take her to one of the major sects in the world of Shrouding the Heavens to verify her abilities. The Tai Xuan Sect would be good; Li Ruoyu is a kind old man. Or, after Ye Hei rescues the God King, I could ask him to take a look..."

"Oh right, Firefire's out of stock, but I still have Milkie's fluff to loot! The Divine Sword Thunder Control Technique is way better than PvP!"

Lu Xian's eyes brightened slightly.

[Lu Xian: @Lu Xueqi, Milk Qi, have you mastered the Divine Sword Lightning Control Technique yet?]

[Lu Xueqi: It hasn't been officially used yet.]

[Lu Xian: I understand the meaning, but haven't used it before?]

[Lu Xueqi: This move is too powerful. It can summon divine lightning from the heavens to destroy the enemy. It places extremely demanding requirements on the caster's physique, cultivation level, and magical artifacts. Ordinary magical artifacts cannot attract and bear the power of divine lightning from the heavens. At best, it will backfire on the caster; at worst, it will destroy the sword and kill the caster on the spot, causing disaster. I will not try it lightly without a certain degree of certainty.]

[Lu Xian: That sounds amazing. Could you upload a copy so I can study it? I have two friends who are seriously ill. Before they die, they only want to witness the magnificent power of the Divine Sword Thunder Control Technique, otherwise they may not be able to rest in peace.]

[Lu Xueqi: Who are your two friends? What serious illness do they have? I have some medicine that might be able to cure them.]

Naiqi is still as kind-hearted and easily fooled as ever...

She really made me cry so much that Lu Xian almost couldn't bear to keep fooling her anymore.

[Lu Xian: My friends, one named Ye Fan and the other Xiao Yan, are both suffering from late-stage hemorrhoid cancer. The hemorrhoids are about to spread throughout their bodies. Please, please upload a copy so they can rest in peace.]

The original text can be found at 6#9@book/bar!

Your mom—X2

[Ye Fan: Voice (60 seconds)]

[Xiao Yan: Voiceover (60 seconds)]

Lu Xueqi: ...

Lu Xueqi didn't know what hemorrhoid cancer was, but she had just clicked on the voice messages between the two of them, and the insults they were using were incredibly vulgar, so it probably wasn't a serious illness.

She suddenly realized that she had been fooled by Lu Xian again.

Wait, why did I say "again"?

Thinking about it carefully, we are from two different worlds. How could his friend possibly know him or the Divine Sword Thunder Control Technique?

Concern leads to confusion.

[Lu Xueqi: Don't even think about the Divine Sword Thunder Control Technique. I am a disciple of Qingyun Sect. Without the sect leader's permission, I will not pass on the Qingyun Sect's inner cultivation method and its ultimate martial arts.]

[Lu Xueqi: Besides, with your unpredictable nature, I'm really afraid you'll get struck dead by the divine lightning you attract, ending up with your soul scattered.]

[Lu Xian: You're so stingy. I'm not hanging out with you anymore. I'm going to be with the Fire-Fighting Princess from now on.]

[Yan Ling Ji: Get lost!]

Lu Xian: ...

[Ye Fan: Giving the middle finger.jpg!]

[Xiao Yan: Giving the middle finger.jpg!]

The rare and delightful sight of Brother Lu suffering a setback is something to celebrate with champagne!

My plan to learn the Divine Sword Thunder Control Technique to show off has just fallen through...

Chilling!

They're all heartless women.

I, Lu Xian, will remember you all!

Write it down in a notebook first.

"Brother Lu, look at the little crab I caught!" The little girl ran back happily, holding a small crab, asking for praise. The little crab waved its pincers wildly in her fair little hand, but it didn't even break the skin.

My daughter is the best!

She calls him "Brother Lu" so affectionately, unlike those women in the group who ignore you after you take advantage of them.

ruthless!

Who can a broken heart still love?

Lu Xian said he could still love Nannan.

(End of this chapter)