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Chapter 52 Shaolin Bench Technique, Seeking Reason and Striving for Excellence [Seeking votes and co

Chapter 52 Shaolin Bench Technique, Seeking Reason and Striving for Excellence [Seeking votes and continued reading]

Oh no!

The grenade seems to have hit a passerby. I don't know if they're dead, but I hope they can be saved...

Lu Xian was startled and quickly picked up the little girl and ran over to check on her.

……

Yu Xiaogang felt very unlucky.

He was about to leave Notting City to take care of something before heading to Soto City to find Tang San. But before he had gone far from Notting City, a cracked ball emitting a bright light suddenly fell from the sky...

As luck would have it, the ball hit him squarely on the head. This impact was the last straw that broke the camel's back, and the already precarious crystal ball exploded!

The shrapnel from the explosion pierced his head, making it look like a hedgehog, with blisters everywhere and blood gushing out.

"What is that?" Yu Xiaogang endured the pain, grimaced, and pulled out a shard to examine it. His vision was blurred by blood, and he couldn't make out what it was for a moment. He turned his head and looked around, wanting to see who was so despicable as to throw glass at him.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Knowing he was in the wrong, Lu Xian started apologizing from afar, carrying the little girl all the way over.

"Are you blind?!" Yu Xiaogang roared angrily when he saw the culprit. Fortunately, the explosion was not very powerful, and the fragments only pierced his scalp, otherwise he would have died on the spot.

"I'm sorry, sir, I really didn't notice anyone here." Lu Xian put the little girl down and stepped forward sincerely, saying, "Sir, let me help you pull out the shards. I have some external and internal medicine here, which should relieve your pain..."

"unnecessary!"

What pills? Yu Xiaogang had traveled the Douluo Continent for so long when he was young, and he had seen a lot of things, but he had never heard of such a thing as pills. External application or internal use? Even a dog wouldn't believe it.

Besides, how could he possibly eat something given to him by a stranger, especially one who had made him so miserable and pathetic?

Yu Xiaogang just wanted to get the shards stuck in his head out and bandage it up as soon as possible.

He took a deep breath, suddenly channeled his soul power, and the crystal shards stuck in his scalp were instantly flung away. Due to excessive force and his weak strength, he couldn't control his soul power properly, and along with the crystal shards, there was also a spray of blood that sizzled and shot nearly half a meter high.

The scene was so comical that it looked as if his head was a showerhead.

Lu Xian jumped back to avoid being hit by the spray of blood. The sight was truly unsettling. He thought through all the sad things from the past before he managed to hold back his laughter.

"Pfft~ Hahaha! Brother Lu's head is so funny!" The little girl next to her didn't care much. She didn't understand social etiquette and said whatever came to mind, just like a child.

"What are you laughing at!" Yu Xiaogang was very angry. He took out a bandage from his bag and wrapped it around his head while angrily shouting.

To get yourself into this state and still have the nerve to laugh, what an ill-mannered child.

The little girl was scolded and, somewhat frightened, clung to Lu Xian's leg. Remembering what her brother Lu had told her before—that if she encountered someone she disliked, she should recite the forty-eight-character mantra to them—she timidly recited: "When the sun rises, the first rays of dawn appear, and the crimson mist shrouds the scene, like a curtain of silk..."

Seeing Yu Xiaogang's face growing darker and darker, Lu Xian quickly covered the little girl's mouth.

"Excuse me, sir, children often say the darndest things, please don't take it seriously." His lips twitched. This guy was already almost unable to hold back because his head was being used as a showerhead, and now that Nannan had added insult to injury, the corners of his mouth kept turning up; he really couldn't suppress it anymore...

"She's just a child speaking without thinking, but what about you? What are you laughing at? You have absolutely no manners!"

"Sir, I've received professional training; I don't usually smile..."

"Your mouth is all stretched out like that, and you still say you're not smiling!"

"My teeth get dry and hot, so I need to expose them to the air every now and then..."

When Yu Xiaogang heard this, he almost burst out laughing. Listen to this, is he even speaking human language?

That so-called "heat syndrome" is clearly a fabrication; how can teeth get such a disease?

You're just gloating!

Yu Xiaogang roared, "Enough! You two brats, you must apologize to me! I, Yu Xiaogang, also have a temper, or don't blame me for taking action and teaching you a lesson on behalf of your elders!"

This young man must be a Soul Master, which explains his fearlessness just now. But Yu Xiaogang wasn't afraid either, because not everyone is as outstanding as his disciple Tang San.

What young talents can possibly survive in Nottingham?

Given the boy's age and his background in a small place like Notting City, Yu Xiao only dared to say something to teach Lu Xian a lesson after much deliberation; otherwise, he was genuinely afraid... he wouldn't be able to beat him.

Yu Xiaogang?

Lu Xian paused for a moment, then asked in surprise, "You said your name is Yu Xiaogang?"

"Is that Yu Xiaogang from the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex clan? The Yu Xiaogang who proposed the ten core competencies of martial souls?"

"Oh? It seems you've heard of me!"

Yu Xiaogang was somewhat smug. He hadn't expected that this kid had read his book on the Ten Core Competencies of Martial Souls, and might even be a fan of his.

"So, Yu Xiaogang is you!"

Upon hearing his admission, Lu Xian smiled kindly.

The guilt I felt for accidentally hurting a stranger has completely vanished. As everyone knows, Yu Xiaogang is not a person.

It's time we settled the score for yelling at my little girl earlier.

"That's right, it's me. But they usually call me Master, you can call me that too."

Since it was his fan, Yu Xiaogang wanted to be magnanimous and just let him apologize.

With his hands behind his back, he adopted the air of a superior teacher and said, "Luckily, you hit me today, otherwise others might not be as easy to talk to as I am. Apologize to me, and I won't hold this against you..."

He hadn't even finished speaking.

Then, the boy in front of them suddenly struck a very strange pose and shouted, "The Eighteen Bronze Men of Shaolin Temple!"

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With lightning speed, Lu Xian kicked him to the ground, took out a stool from his storage ring, and slammed it over his head!

A new storm has arrived!

"Shaolin Temple's ultimate martial art, the Great Chaotic Cloak Bench Technique!"

"Crackling and popping—"

"Wait! It's me, Yu Xiaogang..."

"Clang, clang, clang—"

"I'm not kidding, I'm not targeting Yu Xiaogang, so you can rest assured!"

Before long, Yu Xiaogang was beaten black and blue, his head was three times larger than usual, his eyes were swollen and he could barely open them. He lay on the ground convulsing, looking almost unrecognizable.

With trembling hands, he raised his finger, his lips moving unsteadily as he said, "You're being unreasonable... My Blue Lightning... Tyrannosaurus... Clan... will not let... you get away with this..."

"You want to be reasonable, huh? Fine! Then I'll have a good argument with you..."

Lu Xian flicked his hand, and his martial spirit quickly transformed into a strange weapon with a long handle, a round head, and serrated edges, with a large "理" (reason/principle) character in the center.

Yu Xiaogang's face, bruised and battered, twitched violently. "Is this what you call arguing based on reason?"

"This is, of course, my insistence on the best possible argument!"

"call--"

Before Yu Xiaogang could say anything more, the huge character "理" (li, meaning reason) slammed into his crotch—it was a massive, heavy cock!

A bloodcurdling scream shook the heavens and the earth!

There is a saw!

Is this circle of gears enough for sawing?

rational!

Is there a character for "reason" in the middle of the gear?

powerful!

Did I hit hard enough?

There's a dispute!