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Chapter 76 God said, "Let there be light!" [Seeking votes and continued reading]

Ye Fan's face was contorted in pain, his legs were pressed together, and he was breathing heavily. He felt as if a rolling pin had been shoved into his anus.

With his sphincter strength, he could theoretically flatten HB400 rebar, but no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't close the open back door!

What a bizarre ability!

Damn Chinese dogs!

Birth!

ruthless!

It really hurts!

As a man, being attacked like this was like being subjected to the ultimate humiliation by a big guy. Ye Fan's young mind suffered a critical hit of ten thousand points, leaving him with severe psychological trauma.

Lu Xian, who has always been kind-hearted, couldn't bear to see his good brothers suffer, and he closed his eyes helplessly.

Out of sight, out of mind!

Blackie, you'd better think carefully before you speak, or I might really lose control of my fingers and give you the legendary "blooming handprints seventy-seven times in a second"...

"Hey, why do you look so pained? Are you seriously injured? Do you need me to check on you?" Lu Xian asked with his eyes closed, looking very concerned.

Your mother—

"No...no need to trouble Brother Lu, it's just a minor injury, nothing to worry about!!!"

Ye Fan responded through gritted teeth, his smile twisted in pain.

Smiling on the surface, but secretly furious.

Damn you, you crocodile dog, how dare you crocodile tears here! Today, I, Emperor Ye, will risk my life and fight you to the death!

Come on, let's hurt each other!

Let's perish together!

"Brother Lu, speaking of the Qing we went to last time..."

"Snapped!"

Lu Xian slapped Ye Fan on the shoulder, interrupting him. He opened his eyes, his expression very serious, and pointed in a direction where a little rabbit was eating grass. He said gravely, "Ye Zi, have you seen that little wild rabbit? It might have eaten grass it shouldn't have!"

Ye Fan felt a sudden release in his anus, and his whole body felt much better. A smile instantly appeared on his face. He had made the right bet!

Lu Gou, even you have your moments of fear now, huh? I've got your life in my hands, haven't I?

Now the tables have turned. Be prepared to bear the wrath of Emperor Ye, and obediently submit to my command from now on!

Ye Fan casually looked in the direction Lu Xian was pointing and nodded in agreement. "It's just an ordinary rabbit. Brother Lu, why are you bothering about what kind of grass it eats? Isn't that a bit too much of a fuss?"

With a compassionate expression on his face, Lu Xian recited the mantra slowly and devoutly:

"God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light in the world!"

His answer was irrelevant, and Ye Fan frowned, somewhat confused. How could a little wild rabbit eating grass be bringing up Western theology?

The next second, Lu Xian's devout expression vanished, and he spoke calmly:

"I said, 'Let there be arrows,' and there were arrows in its mouth!"

"Oops!"

The little rabbit, which was grazing, suddenly swelled up its mouth, then kicked its legs and rolled its eyes back. Its mouth was too small to spit out the dung, and it couldn't swallow the dung. In no time, it choked to death...

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This shocking scene caused a bead of cold sweat to instantly slide down Ye Fan's forehead.

Got it!

Hastily!

No wonder mainland dogs talk about rabbits, grass, gods, and light!

I almost forgot that Lu Gou also has this super move without a horse!

It's like a dung god descended from heaven, truly a god of excrement on earth!

This vicious move is worse than dying on the spot!

Eighty years after death, even a single touch would send someone crawling out of their grave to lament how tragically they died.

Even something as seemingly harmless as chrysanthemum-opening seems like child's play compared to such a vicious tactic.

Ye Fan's lips twitched repeatedly, his invincible Dao heart rapidly collapsing. He had lost the courage to fight to the death. Lu Gou's moral upper limit was limited, but his lower limit was absolutely limitless.

No gambling!

Even the little girl nestled in Lu Gou's arms had an extremely solemn expression and her eyes were filled with horror. This move was too cruel and shocking. Even the Great Emperor was wary of it, let alone a mere cultivator in the Sea of ​​Wheels.

"Oh right, Ye Hei, what did you just say? The place we went to last time... Qing what?"

Lu Xian asked with a smile.

That scoundrel!

There are exceptions to defying the heavens, but defying me means there is absolutely no chance of survival!

Think it through before you speak.

"green……"

Ye Fan's mind raced. Rabbits can't eat grass indiscriminately, just like he can't speak carelessly, or he'll suffer the same fate as the rabbit.

A mere second later, Ye Fan straightened his posture and said with an upright expression, "Of course it's the Green... Green Grassland! Brother Lu, have you forgotten the happy days we roasted a whole lamb together on the Green Grassland? Oh well, that's not important..."

"Brother Lu, your wife is so beautiful, why don't you introduce her to me?"

Zhu Zhuqing listened to the two exchanging veiled barbs, but she was completely confused. She felt that there was something hidden in their words, but she couldn't guess what they were trying to say.

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At this moment, being called "sister-in-law" by Ye Fan made her cheeks flush red, and her thoughts were thrown to the back of her mind. She could see that although Lu Xian and Ye Fan were arguing, their friendship was still very deep.

Not wanting to embarrass her boyfriend in front of outsiders, the aloof Zhu Zhuqing took a step forward from behind Lu Xian and greeted him generously, "Hello, I am Zhu Zhuqing, a level 30 agility-type Soul Master with the Martial Soul Nether Cat. Lu Xian and I have only just started dating, so I am not yet... your sister-in-law."

Ye Fan: ?

What is she saying?

What kind of agility-based Soul Master, Netherworld Cat...?

I can't understand it at all!

"Amazing! The Netherworld Cat Martial Soul, just hearing that name makes it sound like a top-grade Martial Soul! I never imagined that my sister-in-law was actually a level 30 Great Soul Master! She's truly a heroine among women, a woman who doesn't yield to men!" Ye Fan gave her a thumbs up and showered her with compliments, calling her "sister-in-law" repeatedly. The little cat looked helpless on the surface, but was secretly overjoyed.

Um... is level 30 really that powerful?

She didn't know much about the combat power level of this world. The few enemies she encountered were all like Muggles, and were dealt with in a couple of moves. Perhaps the flying people and those beasts that resembled soul beasts shouldn't be too weak?

Perhaps I overestimated them?

The kitten looked a little confused.

Lu Xian's lips twitched. "Stop flattering me, let's go. If we keep going like this, the Jiang family will send someone!"

Ye Fan reacted quickly and made a few hand seals. Intricate array patterns were rapidly drawn under their feet, and soon a cloud rose up. This was the Cloud Climbing Technique, a common and useless spell in the immortal sects.

It requires cultivators to reach the Life Spring Realm to use this technique, but cultivators at the Life Spring Realm can ride the rainbow themselves, and their flight speed is much faster than the Cloud Climbing Technique.

Therefore, this kind of useless spell is actually not used in many scenarios. It is mostly used by elders of immortal sects when they take newly cultivated disciples on trips.

Ye Fan learned this minor spell from Elder Han's legacy, and this is the first time he has used it.

White clouds carried the group up into the sky, while mountains and rivers flowed gently beneath their feet. The little kitten nervously clutched Lu Xian's clothes, suddenly realizing something...

"Brother Lu, would you like to accompany me to the Desolate Ancient Forbidden Land?" Ye Fan, who was riding a cloud in front, turned around and asked.

"No, take us to Yandu. I'll take Zhuqing to wander around here. You can take the little girl with you." Lu Xian shook his head in response. He wasn't going to the Desolate Ancient Forbidden Land. It was a thankless task. Wouldn't it be better to wait and reap the rewards?

"No, we're already here..."

Ye Fan was cunning. With Lu Xian by his side, even if something went wrong, Lu Xian would take the blame, and there was a high probability that he would escape unscathed. If he went alone, he would really be in serious trouble if something happened.

Lu Xian smiled faintly upon hearing this: "Ye Hei, now that you have broken through to the Life Spring, you are already a mature Ancient Sacred Body. Go forward with confidence and boldness. I will provide you with all kinds of assistance except for practical actions."

Ye Fan: ...

(End of this chapter)