Chat Group: People in Douluo Continent wreak havoc across the heavens

Chapter 99 A Change of Pleasure [Bonus Chapter for 3000 Monthly Tickets + Milestone Recommendation Tickets]

"Brother Lu... Brother Lu, you..."

Xue Qinghe trembled inwardly. After a long silence, he finally moved his lips and uttered his thoughts: "Are you a god?"

Gods? You mean the gods of Douluo Continent?

"Please don't insult me ​​with your understanding of deities, thank you!" Lu Xian replied politely, after all, he had said thank you.

A person who says thank you is definitely polite.

Xue Qinghe: ...

Lu Xian casually dispersed the black ruler formed from his martial spirit: "You can handle the rest of the trivial matters yourself, right?"

Trivial matters: Purge those who slipped through the net inside and outside the palace, and seize sole power over the empire!

"Yes!" Xue Qinghe nodded; he was no longer alone.

On the surface, he also has two titled Douluo from the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School... one, and the other is currently half-dead, clinging to life, waiting for the Nine Heart Begonia to extend his life.

In secret, Serpent Spear Douluo and Porcupine Douluo can also make their moves. Xue Qinghe himself has many loyal followers in the court. Now that all the great nobles are dead, he is the only legitimate member of the Xue family clan. He has no rivals on his path to the throne. The support of many court officials will move directly from the shadows to the open.

All dissenting voices in the court will be silenced today. At this moment, our momentum is at its peak, and it is time to press our advantage. We should swiftly and decisively confiscate their property, slaughter their families, and exterminate their entire clans. Today is destined to be a day of carnage.

History is written by the victors!

As for the other kingdoms and duchies that followed, we don't have the resources to deal with them for the time being.

"Then you can handle it yourself. I'm tired, I'm going back now." Lu Xian waved and left, then suddenly turned back as if he had thought of something, making a husky-like pointing finger expression: "I don't care how busy you are today, the beauty has to be delivered tonight, or I'll tear down your entire Heavenly Dou Imperial Palace!"

Xue Qinghe rolled his eyes speechlessly. "Brother Lu, with your strength, are you really that concerned about beautiful women? Is that kind of sexual pleasure more enjoyable or attractive than wielding absolute power over the world and having all people bow down in worship? I think you should have much greater ambitions..."

"You're wrong about that. Lingering in the beauty of nature, basking in the heat, and feeling the warmth and softness of the flesh can also be a refined pleasure for a gentleman."

"After all, people live to eat, drink, and have fun. Other things can be done by other people. Why should I live such a tiring life?"

Lu Xian shook his head in response, glanced at Ning Fengzhi who had a fawning smile on his face, and then turned and drifted away.

If Ning Fengzhi isn't stupid, he should know what to do next.

Lu Xian's Flame Splitting Wave Ruler attack had completely shattered Ning Fengzhi's self-righteousness, making him no different from any other person in front of that young man.

……

[Xiao Yan: @Lu Xian, Brother Lu, I have a question. I still have two Sacred Fruits and two portions of the improved Super "Hundred Herbs Elixir." If I go into seclusion with these resources, will it be enough to break through to the Life Spring Realm?]

[Lu Xian: When I broke through to the Life Spring with my Sacred Body, I used five Sacred Fruits. You have an ordinary, trashy physique, so you can't consume too many resources. This is more than enough.]

Xiao Yan: ...

[Lu Xueqi: I'm also preparing to go into seclusion to break through to the Life Spring.]

[Xiao Yan: Naiqi, are you declaring war on me by saying this now? Want to see who can break through faster?]

[Lu Xueqi: I'm a bit bored. How about we have a competition?]

After returning to her own world, Lu Xueqi was restless, and the events that happened in the Divine Millstone kept replaying in her mind. She decided to go into seclusion to see if she could get rid of these thoughts, and even surprisingly agreed to Xiao Yan's silly challenge in the group chat.

[Lu Xian: Interesting. A while ago, Ye Hei and I were competing to see who could break through the Divine Bridge faster. Now it's your turn to compete to break through the Life Spring? I'll bet on Naiqi to win, with 10 Transcending Talismans as the wager. Anyone have a big bet?]

[Ye Fan: @Xiao Yan, Huo Huo, do you think he prioritizes romance over friendship? He didn't even choose to suppress you.]

[Xiao Yan: It's scarier to be dominated by a man, isn't it? I don't want to be dominated by a man! And Brother Ye Hei, didn't you always call me Brother Kadian? Why are you calling me Huo Huo now?]

[Ye Fan: Oh? I think your skills are too weak. Calling you "Brother Card Point" is too much of an honor. You don't deserve it. Let's drop the "brother." Calling you "Card Point" isn't appropriate either. Let's just call you "Fire Fire."]

[Xiao Yan: Damn it!]

[Ye Fan: Playing around is playing around, but this time I'm betting on you to win. Show me your strength and make Lu Gou lose 10 time-travel talismans. I'll be silently supporting you from behind.]

For the sake of such a large penis, I, Emperor Ye, must also join in!

We can't let Lu Gou be so arrogant in the group. He thinks he can't afford 10 time-travel talismans!

With Huo Huo's constitution being so fragile, his breakthrough should be quite fast. I've calculated that his win rate is 98%!

Can we win?

You're guaranteed to win!

I can easily get 1000 points for free, but I'll skip half a month of check-ins.

[Xiao Yan: Hei Zi, don't stand behind me and support me, I'm scared.]

Ye Fan: ?

[Xiao Yan: I can accept a brother stabbing me in the back, but I absolutely cannot accept a brother stabbing me in the dick.]

Ye Fan was stunned for a moment, then his face turned as black as the bottom of a pot. This matter can't be let go, right? I'm really not gay!

Your mother—

[Ye Fan: Voice (60 seconds)]

The insults were extremely vulgar.

The two would start arguing after only a few words, and it seemed that mutual吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical remarks) had become the norm in the group.

[Lu Xian: Happy!]

[Yan Lingji: Seeing how hard you all work, I'll go into seclusion too. I haven't used the cultivation resources you gave me yet. I'll try to open up the Sea of ​​Bitterness first.]

[Zhang Chulan: Huh? Why are you all using power-up techniques? Next time we get together, will everyone in the group be flying in the sky while I'm the only one running on the ground, and then you tell me to trust science?]

[Lu Xian: It's not impossible, because I'm capable of doing this, and I enjoy doing it; it's something I'd love to see.]

[Zhang Chulan: No, Godfather, please help me!]

[Lu Xian: Do you have a power bank?]

[Zhang Chulan: Could it be that a power bank can make me stronger? Is it the legendary electrotherapy?]

[Lu Xian: Oh, no, it's just that my phone is almost out of battery. Could you send me a fully charged power bank? Thanks.]

In Qi Lin and Zhang Chulan's world, there are power banks, so Lu Xian will never have to worry about his phone running out of battery again.

Zhang Chulan: Heartless...

[Shi Hao: Little one won't play with you anymore. Grandpa Clan Chief said you're not good people, always trying to fool Little One. He told Little One not to play with you, or he'll be led astray.]

!! ?

Shi Hao told the people in his world about the chat group.

[Ye Fan: Shi Hao, your clan chief only treats you like a child because you're young. Only we know that you're already a grown man. A man should have his own opinions and judgment, and not just believe everything he hears. Tell me, are you a man?]

[Shi Hao: I am...]

[Ye Fan: Speak louder! Tell me if you're a man!]

[Shi Hao: I am! I am a man!]

Ye Fan, carrying the little girl, was flying swiftly towards the direction of the Bronze Immortal Palace that the little girl had pointed out. Suddenly, he felt as if he was being watched by something again, and cold sweat broke out on his back.

Buhou, there's a peeping tom watching me all the time!

What about the future self?

Come quickly and lend me a hand!

[Xiao Yan: Very good, very energetic! Shi Hao, you need to prove yourself to Grandpa Clan Chief. A real man should have his own opinions. Be brave and say no to Grandpa Clan Chief, let him understand that you are no longer the same person you used to be. Things change, and fortunes can change in thirty years. Don't underestimate a child's potential!]

[Shi Hao: Huh? Does having your own opinions prove anything?]

[Lu Xian: That's certainly not enough. Next time the clan leader or anyone else tries to lecture you, just stand tall and tell them, "Old Deng, hurry up and get some more gold coins!" That way they'll understand that you, Shi Hao, are the true hero!]

Shi Hao couldn't understand what "Old Deng's quick gold coin explosion" meant, but that didn't stop him from thinking Lu Xian was right, because he wanted to be a hero!

[Shi Hao: Oh, is that so? I'm a man, I want to be a real hero! I'm going to find Grandpa Clan Chief right now and tell him to hurry up and get some more gold coins!]

Shi Hao has logged off...

[Zhang Chulan: You guys are really insulting me.]

[Lu Xian: Okay.]

[Xiao Yan: You can shut up now.]

[Ye Fan: It would be impolite to say that again.]

Zhang Chulan: ...

Dude, are you three really that in sync?

How many ridiculous things did they do together to develop this tacit understanding?

[Qilin: I can't imagine what kind of person you'll turn Shi Hao into...]

[Qilin: Speaking of which, it seems like you cultivators go into seclusion for quite a long time, right? Is it because of the long, lonely, and boring seclusion that you've developed this collectively inhuman behavior and amusement-seeking symptom?]

Are they trying to find a way to say we're sick?

[Lu Xian: Are you being polite?]

[Qilin: I'm just a little curious, so let me ask you something else. Is it true that after you cultivate, you can live for a very long time? Don't you get bored living that long?]

[Lu Xian: What kind of mortal are we if we don't live to be ninety thousand years old?]

[Xiao Yan: What kind of person are we if we don't live to be a million years old?]

[Ye Fan: The person upstairs is an idiot. Nine is an extreme number, representing infinity.]

[Qilin: I feel like you all have such a carefree attitude. Tens of thousands of years is such a distant concept to me, completely unimaginable. On the contrary, I think the most important thing in life is knowing what you want. The scariest thing is being lost. In life, do your best to pursue your goals. When you die, look back on your life and realize that you have done your best. Life is short, but you have no regrets. That's enough.]

Qi Lin has the mindset of an ordinary person, and she's quite optimistic, which isn't bad, but there aren't many highlights to be found either; it's just the thinking of the masses.

[Xiao Yan: In fact, when you're lying on your deathbed, reminiscing about your life, you'll see nothing but regrets. Even if we are born ordinary, in my opinion, we must still do everything in our power to be extraordinary!]

[Ye Fan: You've finally said something that sounds reasonable!]

[Lu Xian: @Qilin, I have a question for you.]

[Qilin: Ask away.]

[Lu Xian: Is life tiring?]

[Qilin: Uh...it is indeed quite tiring.]

[Lu Xian: That settles it then.]

Ye Fan: Life is like a boat adrift on a sea of ​​suffering, tossed about aimlessly without freedom.

[Lu Xian: I agree. Her thinking is more like, as long as you're willing to endure hardship, there will always be endless hardship! I'm different. I don't want to endure any hardship at all. If I want something, as long as I'm strong enough, can't I just take it from me? Why bother pursuing it with all my might?]

Qi Lin: ...

As a police officer, Qi Lin somewhat rejects this kind of criminal mentality.

[Qilin: I'm not chatting with you guys anymore. My family has arranged a blind date for me, and I have to go through the motions.]

[Lu Xian: A blind date?]

[Ye Fan: You can actually see this kind of thing in a group chat?]

[Xiao Yan: Standing before you now are three of the top male gods in the chat group. Why go to such lengths, young lady?]

[Qilin: Hehe, it's not impossible.]

[Qilin: Do you have a car?]

[Xiao Yan: How about a donkey cart?]

[Ye Fan: How about an oxcart?]

[Lu Xian: How about the yellow car?]

Not a single decent car...

[Qilin: Not really, do you have a place to stay?]

[Ye Fan: Goodbye!]

The homeless man, Ye Fan, fell to the ground with a thud.

[Xiao Yan: The Xiao family's villa in Wutan City is a ten-courtyard complex, a hundred times larger than a traditional courtyard house in Beijing!]

[Lu Xian: Is the delivery room okay?]

[Qilin: No!]

[Qilin: Do you have any savings?]

[Xiao Yan: I have so many gold coins, I could easily overwhelm you!]

[Lu Xian: Can a team of elite soldiers with 10 billion in savings be enough?]

[Qilin: Driving yellow cars is prohibited, or you'll be dragged out and shot!]

[Lu Xian: Finished asking questions? Now it's the guy's turn to ask questions. Can you take a beating?]

[Qilin: ?]

[Lu Xian: I'm asking you, can you take a beating?]

[Qilin: I'm not playing anymore!]

……

in the afternoon.

Squads of royal guards roamed freely throughout Tiandou City, raiding dozens of mansions one after another. Many high-ranking officials of Tiandou, along with their relatives, were imprisoned. Rebels lay dead on the spot, heads rolled and blood flowed like rivers.

These were all courtiers from Prince Xuexing's faction, and they were being purged one by one. Xue Qinghe's iron-fisted and ruthless methods terrified those opportunists among the courtiers, who immediately went to the palace to pledge their loyalty.

The people in the city were on edge, with doors and windows tightly shut. All signs indicated that Tiandou City had undergone a dramatic change.

These signs persisted until nightfall, when things calmed down somewhat.

The Lu residence.

Because the recent reconstruction of the main courtyard was too noisy and chaotic, even Dugu Bo moved to live at the Tiandou Royal Academy, leaving only Lu Xian in the entire Lu family mansion.

Lu Xian, who had just tortured himself with the Divine Millstone, heard a slight noise outside. After scanning the room with his divine sense, he smiled slightly and slowly walked over to open the door.

outside the house.

A masked man dressed in black night clothes, with only his eyes showing, said in a low voice, "This is someone His Highness the Crown Prince sent over."

The man in black handed Lu Xian a large sack he was carrying, and it was vaguely visible that there was a person inside the sack.

Lu Xian smiled and took it, then lightly kicked the sack with his toe, feeling the texture of it: "Very good. Please thank His Highness the Crown Prince for his generosity and keeping his promise."

The corner of Serpent Spear Douluo's mouth twitched slightly beneath his mask, inwardly thinking, "You two really know how to play games," while outwardly maintaining the expression of a professional, cold-blooded agent.

"His Highness the Crown Prince said that this was all he should do. It's just that this woman is quite scheming. This afternoon she even tried to seduce His Highness the Crown Prince to take his place. His Highness the Crown Prince believes that such a morally corrupt and dissolute person is not worthy of you, sir. But you specifically asked for her, so His Highness the Crown Prince still had his subordinates send her over."

Lu Xian: ?

What kind of drama is Qian Renxue acting in? Is she slandering herself?

and many more……

With a sudden realization, Lu Xian understood what Qian Renxue was up to. Was this some kind of "golden cicada shedding its shell" drama from the Three Kingdoms?

"I'll take a look myself first," Lu Xian said with a smile.

"In that case, I'll head back to report," said Serpent Spear Douluo, bowing with his hand on his chest.

Lu Xian waved his hand, and after the Serpent Spear Douluo left, he carried the sack into the house, closed the door, and put the sack down by the bed.

With a flick of his finger, the burlap sack shattered, revealing a dazed figure inside, her hands and feet bound. To deceive Lu Xian, she had genuinely been knocked unconscious by the Serpent Spear Douluo with a single chop. Lu Xian crouched down, untied her, and patted her face to wake her up.

This was a woman who appeared to be around twenty years old. She had long, soft, golden hair cascading over her shoulders, a slender and graceful figure, a straight nose, slightly delicate phoenix eyes, and a refined face with a touch of arrogance. Her skin was as white and delicate as a peeled lychee, and she exuded an innate noble and dignified aura amidst her elegant indifference.

Her long dress, in contrasting gold and white, added to her aloof, elegant, and noble beauty.

Qian Renxue, who had just woken up, was still a little dazed, but she quickly remembered why she was there. She tried her best to suppress the faint aura of nobility and majesty on her body and put on a pitiful little woman's posture.

Lu Xian once said that he didn't like women who were obedient and unrestrained; she had to pretend!

With her pre-arranged conversation with the Serpent Spear Douluo, coupled with her superb acting skills, she was sure to make him lose all sexual interest in her.

"Wasn't I drinking with His Highness the Crown Prince? How did I suddenly end up here? Who are you...?" She stood up and looked around, feigning confusion.

Lu Xian smiled faintly: "You've already been sold to me by Xue Qinghe. From now on, you're my slave girl. If you disobey, you'll get a little whipping, understand?"

Female...female slave?

Qian Renxue cursed inwardly, but her expression was timid, pitiful, and cautious: "Could it be that you are the Mr. Lu that His Highness the Crown Prince told me about? His Highness the Crown Prince once said that you are handsome, powerful, and a first-rate man in the world. Although I am in the palace, I have long admired you..."

hum!

The Serpent Spear Douluo said that she seduced the Crown Prince first, and now I, Qian Renxue, suddenly changed the subject and said that I admired you afterward. With such fickleness, my behavior must be quite unrestrained, right?

"Is that so?"

Lu Xian played along, nodding with a slight upturn of his lips: "That's perfect then. Let's get right to it and serve you well tonight."

what?

Qian Renxue was stunned. Was something wrong with how things were developing?

Oh, right, we're still missing one thing: complete obedience.

"I will now undress you, sir..." She stepped forward, as if she couldn't wait.

Lu Xian tilted his head: "I meant taking off your own clothes."

"..."

"Yes... I'll do whatever you say, sir..."

Her pearly teeth gently bit her luscious red lips, and her slender, white fingers loosened the ribbon at her waist. Her movements slowed, and she spoke as if unintentionally:

"His Highness the Crown Prince said that the Master would look down on a dissolute woman like me the most, so why is he acting like this today...?"

"You mean this?"

Lu Xian replied with a forced smile, "After training a wild little cat for so long, it needs a change of pace sometimes!"

"I've been wanting to experience what it's like to be a wanton woman lately. You've been seducing the Crown Prince and are infatuated with me, so you must be quite skilled in this area. Your bedroom skills must be excellent. You're lucky today, otherwise I would have thrown you out. Oh, and you'll have to do it yourself later!"

ha?

What the hell is this?

The snowman's hands were a little numb, and the action of taking off his clothes involuntarily stopped. Could he move on his own?

She had never experienced this before, let alone knew how to do it. The plan had changed and was out of control, and she suddenly had the idea of ​​running away.

However, all her little schemes were in vain. Lu Xian never let a duck fly away once it was in his mouth, and with her limited abilities, she couldn't escape Lu Xian's grasp.

Lu Xian smiled and raised his hand: "Since you're not going to take it off, then I'll help you..."

"Wait... I can do it myself..."

She was terrified, and her movements of undressing were slow, yet they possessed a unique charm, like a fine wine that needs to be savored to appreciate its mellow and smooth taste.

Lu Xian admired the beautiful figure in front of him as her clothes slipped off one by one, revealing her delicate and fair collarbone, which was as smooth and lustrous as jade. A blush appeared on her smooth cheeks, which gradually deepened, making her look delicate and beautiful, like a pink rose that was slowly blooming.

Facing Lu Xian's gaze, which contained a faint smile, Qian Renxue felt as if she had fallen into a huge trap. There must be some link that she had overlooked before, but she couldn't figure out where this fatal problem had occurred, no matter how hard she racked her brains.

She clutched her last remaining undergarment tightly, her fair and delicate arms shielding her body. Her weak and helpless appearance made Lu Xian unable to bear it any longer, and he pushed her away...

In an instant, the room was filled with the feeling of spring.

Invincible Technique: Gale Wolf's Seventy-Two Consecutive Stabs!

start up!

(End of this chapter)