Starting as a pirate, he rose to become the strongest Shinigami in Soul Society.

Chapter 74 Saitama's Lament!

Saitama was on the phone very early in the morning.

"Yes, we need breakfast for twenty people. The location is..." After witnessing Bane's terrifying appetite the day before yesterday, Saitama had completely given up on the idea of ​​cooking for himself.

It would be best if all three meals a day were provided by the restaurant. Anyway, he could now see that Bane was really rich and didn't treat himself like an outsider at all.

Just like now, this home has changed a lot. The house is still the same house, but the refrigerator has been replaced with a larger and more advanced one, the TV has been replaced with a brand new high-end brand, and we even bought a game console!

That's right. After dinner the day before yesterday, the city returned to normal, and Bane, Saitama, and Zoro immediately started a big shopping spree. They not only bought their own daily necessities, but also replaced Saitama's house with a whole set of appliances, sofas, and other items. However, no one dared to deliver the goods to their door, so in the end, Bane took everything back from the Dark Dimension. Then, the three of them worked all day yesterday to install all the things they bought.

"How could it be a joke? I live right here!" Saitama retorted through gritted teeth into the phone.

Yesterday was the same. Everything was fine until I mentioned the delivery address, and the person on the other end treated me like a prankster, yelled at me, refused to deliver the food no matter what I said, and rudely hung up on me!

"Good morning," Bane said, yawning as he came out of his bedroom. "Alright, alright, who would dare deliver food to this godforsaken place you live in? They'd come alive, but they wouldn't come back alive. Don't make things difficult for them. Let's go out to eat later."

"It's not as dangerous as you say. I've lived here for so long and nothing's happened to me." Saitama put away his phone and said with some dissatisfaction.

Now that he's finally living a comfortable life, Saitama wants to enjoy the lazy feeling of having food delivered to his door!

However, Bane ignored him completely and went into the bathroom to wash up and get ready. Just as he finished, Zoro got up, and the two of them took over the shift.

"Although I'm not looking to enjoy anything, this place is too small. Have you considered moving to another place?" Bane took a drink from the refrigerator, sat down next to Saitama, and casually said as the two watched TV together.

The news was on TV, reporting that some strange person had appeared in neighboring City A, and that a hero had already vanquished him, praising his deeds.

Saitama was clearly tempted, but quickly shook his head and said, "Forget it, you're only staying here for a short time. You might leave any day. I'm not as rich as you. If you leave, I'll have to move back. It's too much trouble."

"What would you like to eat later? It's on me," Bane asked casually.

"Steak? Grilled meat?"

"Eating something this greasy first thing in the morning? I like it!"

"I specifically chose this to suit your taste, hahaha."

"I don't believe you! You've just been wanting to eat this for a long time!"

The two bickered and watched TV, seemingly enjoying their life.

To be honest, Saitama was initially overwhelmed by Bane's wealth and agreed to let the two of them stay in a daze. But after calming down, Saitama wondered if the two of them would be difficult to get along with. Would having three people squeezed in there cause some unnecessary conflicts? What if that happened? Should he return the money?

Anyway, Saitama still had this kind of worry.

It's only been three days, and he's already completely accepted Bane and Zoro. In his opinion, he gets along very well with Bane. Neither of them is the type to hold grudges over trivial matters, and they both have easygoing personalities. As for Zoro, although he seems a bit cold on the surface, he just doesn't like to talk much. He spends his free time meditating and training, and he's not the type to cause trouble. So now Saitama just hopes that the two of them can stay at his house permanently, so he can also mooch some meals!

"In a couple of days, I'm planning to visit Silver Fang's dojo to learn some fighting techniques and martial arts. Do you want to come along?" Bane asked, sipping his drink.

"Who is Silver Fang?" Saitama asked, puzzled.

This left Bane speechless for a moment. After a brief silence, he exclaimed, "As expected of you."

Just as Saitama was about to ask, the doorbell rang, which surprised him. "These past few days have been really strange," Saitama said. "No one would come to see me for half a year at a time."

Despite his doubts, he quickly got up and opened the door, where he saw Genos, who had fully recovered, standing outside.

"Uh, you?" Saitama looked at Genos with some confusion, wondering what he was doing there.

"My name is Genos, Saitama-sensei!" Genos said with a serious expression.

Saitama? ???

Before Saitama could even process the strange form of address, Genos asked again, "Excuse me, are Bane-sensei and Zoro-sensei also here?"

"Ah, yes." Saitama responded instinctively, then immediately said, "Wait, when did I become your teacher? When did those two become your teachers? How come I didn't know?!"

"Actually, I have already made up my mind to become your disciple, because I have a reason to become stronger!" Genos said in a deep voice.

"But I never agreed to it!?" Saitama said, somewhat exasperated.

However, Saitama is a very kind person. Even though Genos looked strange and unreasonable, he still invited Genos to come in and sit down so they could talk.

Soon, Genos sat properly at the large coffee table that Bane had just bought, while Saitama sat directly opposite him, and Bane and Zoro sat casually on the sofas.

"Speaking of which, your injury healed really fast, it's only been two days, right?" Saitama poured Genos a cup of tea.

"Yes, most of my body is actually mechanical. As long as the parts are replaced, I can recover quickly," Genos said, tapping his arm.

"That's quite interesting," Saitama smiled, then said, "But you should go back after you finish your tea. I don't have any plans to take on any apprentices yet."

Genos stared at the teacup in front of him in silence for a moment, then turned to Bane and said, "Teacher Bane."

Not a single mistake, not a single poem, not a single post, not a single piece of content, not a single look!

"Hey, hey, I never agreed to be your teacher!" Bane quickly waved his hand and said, "Besides, like you, I think I'm not strong enough, so I want to find ways to get stronger here. Speaking of which, I'm planning to go to Silver Fang's dojo to learn some techniques in a couple of days."

Genos was stubborn; seeing that Bane also refused, he turned to Zoro.

Zoro paused for a moment, pondered for a second, then shook his head and said, "I'm not qualified to be a teacher yet, I'm sorry."

Moreover, he is a swordsman, and the other party is a cyborg. How can he be considered someone else's teacher?

Despite being rejected by three people in a row, Genos was not discouraged at all. He took a deep breath and said, "Although the three teachers are very modest, I have witnessed your strength with my own eyes. Perhaps my sincerity is not enough to move you three, but in any case, I will not give up!"

Bane scratched his head, pointed at Saitama and said, "He is indeed very strong, you could even say that I think he's incredibly strong, but I'm different from Zoro. If you want to become his apprentice, just pester him, that's enough. The two of us will cheer you on."

"Hey, Bane, you bastard!" Upon hearing that Bane was trying to shift the blame onto him, Saitama slammed his fist on the table, ready to argue with Bane.

Genos nodded earnestly and said, "Yes, I understand, Professor Bane!"

If you know this, then don't call me teacher!!!

It was obvious that Genos, that hothead, wouldn't listen to reason!

But just then, Zoro suddenly seemed to sense something and said, "Someone... no, a strange aura is approaching."

Since becoming a user of the Rumble-Rumble Fruit, Zoro has been using his Observation Haki all the time, intending to surpass Bane in Observation Haki and establish a new advantage. So he was the first to notice that something was wrong.

As for Bane, he didn't use his Observation Haki all day, and Saitama's senses were already weak. The second to react was Genos, who immediately stood up, entered battle mode, and said, "There was indeed a high-speed approach reaction!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than a praying man blasted a huge hole in the wall behind the television. A wicked smile played on his lips as he menacingly declared, "Hehehe, my name is..."

But before he could finish speaking, a wail suddenly pierced the sky!

"My brand new color TV!!!" Saitama roared, clutching the TV whose screen was completely shattered, his expression a mixture of shock, anger, and heartache.

(End of this chapter)