Primordial Era: Jade Cauldron Immortal only desires a steady path to enlightenment!

Chapter 18: Another Taobao Shopping Trip! It's worse than poop!

After seeing off the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit, Yu Ding returned to his cave.

Given Di Yang's pace, it would take him at most six or seven hundred years to travel from Yuquan Mountain to Biyou Palace.

He was, after all, one of the high-ranking figures of the Chan Sect.

Arriving too early would truly be disrespectful to our master.

Not to mention stepping into Biyou Palace right on time.

It should be at least a few months before it "arrives late".

Moreover, another two hundred years will pass.

He could then use the "Stealing the Sky and Changing the Sun" technique again to explore all the treasures of the heavens.

After using up this opportunity to collect the items, we can set off for Biyou Palace without delaying anything.

The last time, I retrieved the inheritance of the Origin Puppet Way.

Last time, I was planning to take advantage of the housewarming celebration and pull out a big one.

Unexpectedly, the other party actually pooped a huge pile of poop for him!

Yes, exactly as it appears on the surface.

He couldn't believe what he had just pulled out.

It turned out to be a pile of poop!

But whether it's the smell or something else.

All of this proves that what he was holding at the time was a pile of excrement!

Even from a causal perspective, it is something left behind by a creature similar to the Golden Behemoth.

But that can't change its fundamental nature!

What's even more infuriating is that we have no idea what that bastard ate!

Even after collecting the feces and using cleansing techniques, including the Purifying Heaven and Earth Mantra, to wash the body several times.

He could still faintly smell a lingering odor.

And Yuan Hong asked him something really irritating.

Why does it smell like feces?

So much so that he simply threw it behind Yuquan Mountain into a pile of dung belonging to a group of wild boar demons.

It took several months before they finally let him come back.

Since then, Yuan Hong has also come to understand a principle.

Sometimes, it's best not to ask unnecessary questions.

Otherwise, the consequences of angering Yu Ding will be no joke!

……

Name: Yu Ding

[Root Material: Xuan Yu Lie Yang Ding]

[Occupation: Taoist]

[Cultivation Techniques: Nine Revolutions Profound Technique (Early Stage of Stage 4), Nine Revolutions Primordial Technique (Early Stage of Stage 1), Jade Purity Immortal Technique, Heaven-Reaching Sword Manual (Second Layer - Myriad Laws Sword Domain)]

[Inheritance: The Way of the Primal Puppet]

[Cultivation Level: Mid-stage Great Luo Golden Immortal]

Physical Body: Early Stage of Great Luo Golden Immortal

[Soul: Mid-stage Grand Luo Golden Immortal]

[Talent: Stealing the Sky and Changing the Sun]

[Supernatural Powers: Golden Crow Transformation into Rainbow Technique, Great Sun Golden Flame, Radiant Sun Sword Rainbow...]

[Spiritual Treasures: Immortal-Slaying Sword (Supreme Acquired Magic Treasure), Yin-Yang Jade Bottle (Supreme Acquired Treasure), Heaven-Burning Feather Fan (Supreme Innate Spiritual Treasure), Heaven-Gathering Bag (Top-Grade Innate Spiritual Treasure), Qian Yuan Pillar Supporting Heaven (Supreme Acquired Treasure)]

[Puppet: Great Sun Golden Crow (Perfected Great Luo Golden Immortal)]

[Disciple: Yuan Hong (middle stage of Xuanxian)]

【Taoist Temple: Yuquan Mountain, Jinxia Cave (Medium-level Blessed Land)】

[Secondary Professions: Alchemist, Weapon Refiner, Array Master, Puppet Master]

[Merit: 246 million strands of Heavenly Merit]

"Based on the recent pattern of alternating good and bad news."

"This time, we should at least get some good stuff, right?"

Even if there aren't any good products available.

"At least don't show me any more disgusting things that look like feces."

"Otherwise, whatever you are!"

"I will do everything in my power to tear you apart!"

He stared at the jade disc in front of him, then issued a threatening statement with a grim expression.

Yu Ding then reached his hand into the vortex of the starry river.

Two hundred years of waiting, if the other party dares to make a big fuss again.

He absolutely keeps his word!

Find your master to take a good look at what exactly this jade disc in his mind is!

If the master can't figure it out, then continue to report it to the higher-ups.

He refused to believe that he could be bullied by a mindless, inanimate object!

"This feels like a jade bottle?"

After carefully exploring for a while.

The items found this time were not anything unusual or strange.

Instead, it was a jade bottle about three inches in size.

His worries were finally relieved.

However, the moment the contents were taken out...

His eyebrows furrowed involuntarily again.

His eyes were filled with astonishment and confusion.

"Ancient Lord of Hell?"

"Why is the label on this in English?"

Seeing the obsidian-like jade bottle with an English label, Yu Ding was completely stunned.

His eyes were filled with doubt and astonishment.

He had been prepared for this for some time.

I also know that the world is vast and full of wonders.

The latest novel is first published here!

But when the day actually came, he still couldn't quite accept it.

Ancient, Lord of Hell?

The ancient lord of hell?

What the hell is this label?!

Things labeled as myths and legends in modern English are already absurd enough.

How can the Lord of Hell be divided into modern and ancient versions?

From beginning to end, isn't the lord of hell Satan?

Could this be something from Satan?

"This thing won't cause me any harm."

"But it's just too bizarre."

"Let's store it here for now, and take it out to study when we attain the Primordial Dao."

In the end, the jade cauldron still did not open the jade bottle.

Instead, it was sealed deep within the sea of ​​consciousness.

Only after ensuring that there was absolutely no possibility of leakage or any error could occur did they finally breathe a sigh of relief.

"Damn it, last time it was a pile of shit, this time it's Satan."

"What exactly do you want to do!"

"They felt that the primordial world was too peaceful and did not want the Great Tribulation of the Investiture of the Gods to erupt."

"So I specially sent it over as an outlet for my frustrations."

"To allow all living beings in the primordial world to freely express their inner rage and seek more resources for cultivation!"

However, no matter how much he cursed and hit him.

The jade disc still showed no intention of responding.

Seeing this, Yu Ding lost all interest in staying any longer.

Rather than continuing to run into obstacles here, it's better to go back and vent your anger on Yuan Hong.

"I don't know if keeping you around is a curse or a blessing."

"They always manage to surprise me so much!"

Cleanse yourself thoroughly with the Purifying Mantra.

Ensure that no cause or effect, or any trace of it, remains on the soul.

Yu Ding then felt relieved enough to exit the sea of ​​consciousness.

"Where is Yuan Hong?!"

As the soft shout faded, Yuan Hong, who was tending to the immortal herbs in the herb garden, suddenly showed a hint of helplessness in his eyes.

I know that someone must have angered Yu Ding again.

But he dared not be negligent in the slightest.

It quickly transformed into a golden rainbow and arrived in front of the jade cauldron.

"Yuan Hong is here."

"I will obey the Dao Lord's commands."

"How's your Nine Revolutions Mystic Art cultivation going lately?"

"Has there been any improvement?"

Upon hearing this, Yuan Hong became even more certain.

No matter what, he's going to get a good beating today.

Although he knew that Yu Ding's subconscious intentions were good.

Hopefully, he can comprehend the laws of combat through battle.

But he gets a good beating every few months.

He's really struggling to keep up...

"Reporting to the Dao Master, I have now completed my transformation and reached the mid-stage of the first transformation of the Nine Revolutions Profound Technique."

"With just a few more years of refinement, we can enter the late stage of the first transformation."

"Furthermore, I have already begun to gain some insight into the laws of combat."

"He should be able to comprehend the laws of battle soon."

(End of this chapter)