Douluo Continent II: The Dragon Breaks the Nine Heavens

Chapter 311 Shrek, Born Evil

"Achoo!"

"Achoo! Achoo!!"

Lin Yun sneezed twice, falling off the recliner. Ming Li was so frightened that she rushed over to help him up, her face full of terror.

I failed to serve His Majesty properly...

Spicy!

On her very first day serving Lin Yun, this unexpected incident occurred, leaving Ming Li utterly despondent. She even wondered if Lin Yun would kill her the next second, turning her back into her Eight-Cornered Mystic Ice Herb form only to have Lin Yun grab her and refine her instantly.

After waving Mingli away, Lin Yun rubbed his nose with a troubled expression. He was enjoying the sunshine when suddenly a strong sense of malice washed over him.

He trusted his intuition; he sensed malice emanating from him, and there must be someone plotting to harm him!

"Who the hell is talking about me behind my back?" Lin Yun narrowed his eyes and quickly locked onto a target.

Shrek, absolutely Shrek!

By creating and distributing Shrek Chronicles across the entire continent, I not only helped the ignorant masses of Douluo Continent see Shrek's true colors but also restored a bright and clear sky to Shrek. Such a great thing that benefits the country and its people, yet Shrek not only doesn't appreciate it but dares to curse me behind my back?!

He truly is Shrek, born evil! He must be eliminated!

"King of Ten Thousand Demons!!!" Lin Yun shouted, his eyes filled with savage rage.

"Your subordinate is here!" The Demon King responded instantly. A tree seed condensed into the Demon King's appearance, and he stood bowing behind Lin Yun. His true form also rushed towards the Lake of Life.

I will fulfill His Majesty's command, even at the cost of my life!

I, the King of Ten Thousand Demons, am loyal!

Feeling the terrifying killing intent emanating from Lin Yun, Ming Li collapsed onto the grass as if she had been completely destroyed, her eyes losing their luster.

Even the Demon King has been summoned. Could it be that he really intends to make an example of me, a mere maid?

Spicy!

Lin Yun, oblivious to Ming Li's distraught appearance, turned to face the Demon King, his tone icy: "Our soul beast race has done humanity a great favor, yet they not only show no gratitude but also dare to slander me behind my back. Do you understand what to do?"

The Demon King stood ramrod straight and declared loudly, "Understood! All traitors will be pierced to the deepest depths of the icy sea by the hottest spears! With His Majesty's personal presence, all rebels will die a painful death!"

"Your Majesty, I am willing to lead the charge, to judge those wicked humans, and to kill them all!"

At this point, the Demon King raised his right hand, making a 'kill them all' gesture, his eyes flashing with the same icy, shark-like glint as Lin Yun.

"Tsk!" Lin Yun frowned, slapped the Demon King on the back of the head, and said with exasperation, "Get a grip on him, stop being so childish!"

"Furthermore, when did I say I was going to kill them all? We, the people of the Soul Palace, are all good people. How can we kill people indiscriminately? We just need to teach them a lesson! Understand?"

The Demon King's expression remained unchanged as he solemnly replied, "Your Majesty, I have always been serious! I will obey Your Majesty's orders one hundred percent!"

This ability to lie through one's teeth is a true inheritance from Lin Yun. He doesn't say what he should say. No wonder he is the most similar beast in the Star Dou Great Forest to Lin Yun in terms of brain circuitry.

Good, good, even the Demon King's style has become bizarre. I wonder who he learned it from. After arriving in the Star Dou Great Forest and assuming the position of Lord of the Soul Beasts, he's always been dedicated to maintaining the spirit and dignity of the Star Dou Great Forest's soul beasts. Logically, under his leadership, the Star Dou ferocious beasts should have become increasingly cool, so why are they all so abstract now?!

Where exactly is the problem?!

Lin Yun fell into deep thought, never imagining that he, the Lord of Soul Beasts, was actually the most abstract being in the entire Star Dou Great Forest.

As the saying goes, if the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam will be crooked. With such an abstract and heaven-defying soul beast ruler, if the entire Star Dou Great Forest's style is not crooked, it would be even more fantastical than the Douluo Continent where no one is obsessed with romance anymore.

If the King of Ten Thousand Demons knew what Lin Yun was thinking, the Demon King of the Demon Eye Tree would probably look at Lin Yun with a crooked mouth and say: "Your Excellency, I cannot turn a blind eye to your performance."

After a while, Lin Yun finally found someone to take the blame.

"Shrek, it must be Shrek!" Lin Yun gritted his teeth. "These little devils, all they know how to do is slander our Star Dou Great Forest, they'll stop at nothing! They're practically an inherently evil force!"

The Demon King opened his mouth, but hesitated, looking as uncomfortable as if he were constipated.

Although the Demon King also wanted to get rid of Shrek immediately, wouldn't it be a bit inappropriate to pin all the blame on Shrek?

"Hmm? King of Ten Thousand Demons, what do you want to say?" Lin Yun glanced at the King of Ten Thousand Demons and let out a cold snort.

Lin Yun's sharp gaze made the Demon King's anus tighten instantly.

"Your Majesty, I think you are absolutely right. Shrek Academy is an inherently evil force that must be eradicated!" The Demon King's expression changed instantly, and he replied in a serious tone.

What Shrek Academy? Nothing is more important than His Majesty's words. In order to carry out His Majesty's will, we can only make Shrek Academy suffer a little more!

"Speak louder! I can't hear you, I can't hear you at all!" Lin Yun shouted.

"With such a soft voice, you think you can restore the Soul Beast race? With such a soft voice, you think you can become a god in the body of a Soul Beast?"

The Demon King took a deep breath and roared, "Shrek, born evil, must be eradicated!"

"Good! Very energetic!" Lin Yun chuckled, pulled out two brand-new books from behind him, and stuffed them into the Demon King's arms. "Then you can continue to increase Shrek Academy's strength, so that the foolish human forces will willingly help us eliminate Shrek Academy!"

"Hehehehe... Human hearts are complex, but equally, if you use the right methods, they are also the easiest thing to manipulate!"

"It's been a week already, too long! I haven't had a chance to test Shrek's mentality in a week. If they dare to put pressure on me behind my back today, will they dare to write my own unofficial history tomorrow?! We have to keep pushing them harder!"

It wasn't until this moment that Mingli, whose mind was a complete mess, finally realized that Lin Yun's killing intent wasn't directed at her, but at the human forces. It turned out that even while sunbathing, the Venerable One was thinking about how to restore the Soul Beast race and how to eliminate the human forces.

Your Majesty! (This last part is a nonsensical string of characters and doesn't translate directly.)

Mingli looked at Lin Yun's tall and imposing figure, her icy blue eyes sparkling. She had no doubt about Lin Yun's original intentions; trusting the Venerable One was the right thing to do!

Because it is great, it needs no further explanation!

The Demon King solemnly accepted the two books Lin Yun handed him: "Your subordinate will do his utmost to complete Your Majesty's mission and ensure that the inherently evil Shrek Academy is completely eradicated!"

The four large, gold-embossed characters of "The Source of Life" gleamed on the book cover.

(End of this chapter)