Douluo Continent II: The Dragon Breaks the Nine Heavens

Chapter 347 People without jokes are the most boring.

Lin Yun, with a smile on his face, said something that greatly disappointed Xu Jiujiu.

"Since you've already investigated and know that the forces behind me have never interfered in anything, why do you think we'll take action this time?"

Disappointing, but not particularly unexpected.

Xu Jiujiu never expected that he could win over such a powerful ally with just words. Any cooperation is based on interests; cooperation without interests is no different from a castle in the air.

If Lin Yun really gets carried away by her words and decides to go all out, then she should be wary of whether Lin Yun is plotting something sinister behind the scenes.

So the only option is...

Plan B, go!

"I know it's impossible for you to participate in the war just because of my words. If your sect is willing, our Star Luo Empire can treat you as a national sect. As long as our Star Luo Empire can meet your sect's needs, we will do our best to satisfy them." Xu Jiujiu put away her pitiful and weak demeanor and said seriously.

If her words just now were based on reason and emotion, then now she's genuinely extending an olive branch and promising benefits.

Sigh, this approach seems to be universally applicable; people always like to use this tactic during negotiations.

Lin Yun was getting a little bored.

Lin Yun had only chosen to talk to Xu Jiujiu, who was blocking his room door, just to kill time. Seeing her calm and composed demeanor, Lin Yun had assumed she must have some profound insights.

In the end, he was just a boring person with no interesting wit.

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In Douluo Continent, good looks are everywhere, but interesting souls are one in a million. After a long conversation, Lin Yun inexplicably began to miss his life at Shrek Academy.

Although the people at Shrek Academy aren't exactly geniuses, they're full of funny stories!

Before Xuanzi, after Heaven; Cyber ​​Phoenix, Immortal God. If Heaven hadn't given birth to Empress Zhou, the Way of the Master would have remained shrouded in eternal darkness. At the end of the sycophantic world, who stands at the peak? Three stones piled up to form a towering edifice. Huo Yuhao, deeply affectionate in Douluo, created his own Three Absolutes, becoming a clown. Two gold cards fused into Xie; only I, Wu Tong, am a Frankenstein's monster. Which evil path of education is strongest? Douluo Academy, the strongest in history!

Shrek: Don't challenge my expertise with your hobbies!

Emma, ​​compared to Shrek, Xu Jiujiu is as boring as an inflatable doll.

Seeing that Xu Jiujiu was about to say something more, Lin Yun raised his hand to stop her.

"In short, Your Highness, there's no need for you to waste your breath. We have no interest in the war between the great empires, nor will we participate in it in any way," Lin Yun said calmly, looking at Xu Jiujiu.

"Striving for power and profit is ultimately a lowly goal. Our true objective is to become immortal. As for what will become of the Douluo Continent or which empire will rule it, that is none of our concern."

"Immortality... So you really are related to God?" After a long time, his straight back bent slightly, as if all his strength had been drained away. His eyes were filled with envy and a hint of bitterness.

Yes, compared to the supreme gods, the wars between their major empires were really no different from children playing house.

Only God is eternal.

Lin Yun smiled slightly, not continuing on this topic, but instead changing the subject, saying, "Of course, we are indeed a force on the Douluo Continent, and naturally we don't want to see the Sun Moon Empire unify the continent like this. Although we won't participate in the war, we can offer you a tiny bit of help..."

For the soul beast race, it wouldn't be good news if the Sun Moon Empire unified the Douluo Continent as easily as in the original story. Unification meant the elimination of internal strife and conflict, allowing them to focus on technological development and greatly enhance humanity's strength.

The faster the Sun Moon Empire unifies the continent, the faster the pace of the times will accelerate. It's hard to guarantee that no other unexpected events will occur during this process. After all, the one who least wants the Sun Moon Empire to unify the continent is not the three great empires of Douluo Continent, but someone floating in the sky...

Even for the sake of his faith, he would not allow the Douluo Continent to be unified by the Sun and Moon Empire. The Sun and Moon Empire has no divine miracles left by him, and these Soul Masters do not believe in him, the Sea God.

Although there are no external factors interfering and the God of Destruction is watching, preventing him from directly using mechanical invocation, there is still a fear that he might become desperate and overturn the table.

So...

Whether it's to incite more internal strife among humanity, or to delay the unification of the Sun Moon Empire, or to ban that shameless thing for a while longer, Lin Yun plans to pull out something.

"As for the extent of your assistance, that depends on your sincerity..." Lin Yun said meaningfully.

"Sincerity..." Xu Jiujiu bit her lower lip and fell into deep thought, her eyes constantly changing. Suddenly, as if she had thought of something, a blush appeared on her fair face.

Lin Yun: Why are you blushing like a teapot?

Reader: Oh, you're blushing! Come on, let me see!

(Come on, let me show you!)

After Xu Jiujiu secretly made a gesture with her hands behind her back, Lin Yun felt that the old woman Manyi, who had always been hiding beside Xu Jiujiu, had disappeared, and his room was also surrounded by an aura barrier.

Then... Xu Jiujiu started taking off her clothes...

"Damn it, is this your sincerity?" Lin Yun leaned back strategically.

She paused, a flash of anger crossing her starry eyes: "Isn't this what you wanted? Now you're playing the gentleman? Come on! Come and ravage this princess!"

She raised her chin, looked at Lin Yun with haughty eyes, and tried to arouse his desire to conquer.

Come to think of it... Lin Yun's words, "It depends on your sincerity," coupled with his meaningful look, could easily lead to misunderstandings.

Xu Jiujiu clearly misunderstood. Knowing in advance that Lin Yun was an old pervert (Lin Yun: I'm not old, thank you), Xu Jiujiu's first thought was naturally that Lin Yun had taken a liking to her, but he refused to say it, wanting her to cooperate with his performance and satisfy his desire to conquer.

Your XP is weird!

I was speechless for a long time. I tried my best to cooperate with your performance, but I even sent the protectors away and took off my skirt. And now you're acting like a gentleman?

Wouldn't that make me, the princess, look like a clown?

She was stuck in a rut, not knowing whether to take off her dress again or put it back on, so she just stood there, staring blankly at Lin Yun.

The scene became very awkward.

"Ahem... You should go back first." Lin Yun coughed twice and turned his head away consciously.

(End of this chapter)