Konoha Farm: Digging the ground at the beginning revealed Uchiha Madara

In a toilet.

Two people came towards me.

The two were wearing red auspicious cloud costumes, and they were members of the Akatsuki organization.

Hidan and Kakuzu.

At this time, Hidan pinched his nose with a look of pain on his face, looked at Kakuzu beside him and complained.

"Kakuzu, I am very curious, why are money exchanges opened in toilets? Can't we find another place to open it?"

Hidan felt nauseous when he thought of the stinky smell in the toilet.

Kakuzu heard this and glanced lightly

"What do you know? The gold exchange station must be set up in a hidden place. After all, it is a gray industrial chain in the ninja world.

Facing the other party's explanation, Hidan spread his hands helplessly and said,"Even if it is a gray industrial chain, why not open it in the toilet?" Even if it is opened in a cave, it is better than in the toilet."

When he mentioned the toilet, he couldn't help but think of the smell of urine in the toilet mixed with the rotten smell of corpses. Once the two were neutralized, the smell went straight to his head!

"No, it stinks so much that I'm going to vomit. Hidan pinched his nose and hurriedly ran towards the outside of the house.

Kakuzu looked at him who was squatting on the ground, looking like he was vomiting, and said with disdain:"Where's the smell?" It's not the smell, it's the smell of money."

While speaking, he raised the millions of silver taels in his hand that he had just exchanged for gold, looking pleased with himself.

"......"Hidan was speechless

"Stop inking and quickly deal with the tasks assigned by the organization."Kakuzu came to his teammates and warned him.

When he came outside the toilet, Hidan was enjoying the fresh air when he suddenly smelled the stench of the toilet that was tainted on his teammates.

The next moment, his eyes flashed. Stare, want to vomit

"Ugh, vomit, vomit!! Kakuzu, you smell so bad!!"

"......"Kakuzu rolled his eyes.

After Hidan retched, he lifted his robe and smelled it.

Soon, his expression twitched severely

"The clothes on my body are all stained by the stinky smell of the toilet. This is not okay..！"

"My clothes are stained with filthy odor, so how can I promote the evil cult?!"

"If the Evil God Cult cannot be promoted, wouldn’t Lord Evil God have no followers?"

"How is this possible?!"

When he said this, a look of horror appeared on Hidan's face.

From the side, he saw his companion's nagging, his face twitched violently, and he said with a dark face:"Hidan, are you done yet? Don't do anything to promote the evil sect all day long. Let me tell you, no one is willing to join this broken sect!"

After hearing this, Hidan, who was talking about the God of God, immediately stiffened his expression.

The next moment, he said fiercely to Kakuzu:"Kakuzu, you are not allowed to insult the evil god! Otherwise, go to hell!!"

"Humph, who is afraid of whom? I've wanted to kill you for a long time!"Kakuzu's face darkened, showing no fear at all.

"Pfft, kill me? Hidan chuckled and said contemptuously:"Can you kill me?"!"

"......"Kakuzu choked at the other party's words.

He really couldn't kill the talkative Hidan in front of him.

Then, he asked in turn:"I really can't kill you, but can you kill me?"

"Ah this......"Hidan was also choked and didn't know how to answer.

To be honest, he couldn't kill Kakuzu either.

For a moment, both of them were speechless.

They both want to kill each other, but no one can kill the other.

Quite speechless!! (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

After a brief silence between the two, Kakuzu was the first to speak:"Let's put aside the matter of the two pairs of murderers for now, and deal with Orochimaru's matter first."

"OK."Hidan nodded, then he smelled his robe and said,"But, before I go to kill Orochimaru, I have to take a bath to get rid of the stinky smell on my body."

"If you don’t go, will it cost more to take a bath?"Kakudo refused without even thinking about it.

"you......"Hidan was speechless.

Immediately, he looked at the box of one million silver taels in Kakuzu's hand, grinned and said,"Hey, don't you have one million silver taels in this box? It's okay to take out a thousand silver taels to take a bath, right?""

"no! The money in my hand can be given to Xiaonan. If she finds out that the money is missing, shouldn't she cause trouble to me?"Kakuzu shook his head and refused again.

"No, no!"Hidan heard the opponent's rejection again, and came directly to Kakuzu, grabbed the opponent's sleeves, and shook them.

When Kakuzu saw this, his face under the mask showed a look of astonishment.

His eyes were straight. He stared at Hidan's hand holding his sleeve, and his heart was filled with thoughts.

Damn it! Are you acting coquettishly like this again ? Do I know the talkative Hidan? When Hidan saw the other person looking at him with wide eyes, he immediately grinned and said,"Kakuzu, just take me to a bubble bath, okay?"

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As he spoke, he shook the other person's arm with increasing intensity.

At this moment, Kakuzu was feeling dazed, and his brain felt like it was not enough.

Especially when the opponent's shaking movements became larger and larger, he felt dizzy.

But soon, he forced himself to calm down and sighed helplessly.

"Okay, just this once."

Seeing his companion nodding in agreement, Hidan's face suddenly showed a happy smile. If you look carefully, you can also see a little bit of pride.

"Come on, let's find a bathhouse and take a bath. Kakuzu said.

Hearing this, Hidan shook his head in disapproval and suggested:"Kakuzu, we are relatively close to the Country of Yu. There are hot springs there that you can take a dip in. Let's go there.""

"What? Going to Yuno Kuni for a hot spring bath? How much does that cost?"Jiaodu's eyes widened and he shook his head (Zhao Dehao) repeatedly.

"No, no! I’m going to the Country of Yu, and didn’t you just promise me to take a bath?"When Hidan saw the other party's rejection, he quickly used his special move and acted coquettishly!

"you......"Kakuzu was completely speechless.

Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and sighed deeply.

"Alas, how could I deal with a teammate like you? It’s just bad luck for eight lifetimes!"

"Okay, let’s go to the hot springs in Yuno Kuni."

As he spoke, his face was full of pain.

Alas, he had just earned a million silver taels and started spending it before he could warm it up. How poor!

Hidan didn't pay attention to the pain on his companion's face. , but grinned, with a proud look on his face

"Wouldn't it be over if you had just listened to me? You had to force me to use special means before you agreed to go to the hot springs."

Immediately, he took the initiative to grab Kakuzu's clothes and rushed towards Yu Zhiguo......