No? You've really mastered the Five Thunderbolts of Orthodox Magic from online shopping?

"You mean, Su Kexin gave you a love letter, saying she liked you, and then you realized she was Li Gui?"

"Then, worried that taking action at school would have a bad influence, you invited Su Kexin to a romantic red-themed love hotel, intending to catch a ghost!"

"You were so tired after catching the ghost, you even took a shower..."

Luo Chen sat on a stool with his hands tied, facing two uncles with indifferent expressions.

The uncle turned off the camera and stood up: "Keep making things up... I'm listening..."

Luo Chen: "..."

"No, I really didn't lie, why don't you believe me?"

"Okay, I'll stop pretending and come clean: I actually know the Five Thunderbolts Technique!"

Luo Chen said again, feeling that he was having some bad luck.

"Where did you learn your Five Thunder Orthodox Technique?"

The uncle asked again.

Luo Chen paused for a moment: "On Pinduoduo, it's only 9.9 yuan with free shipping!"

The atmosphere became somewhat silent.

Just then, a familiar voice came, tinged with sobs.

"Uncle, I really didn't mean to, I didn't do anything!"

Luo Chen looked up with a puzzled expression and saw Lin Hao crying with snot running down his face and a very obvious handprint on his cheek.

"Behave yourself!"

"I can understand that young people have a lot of energy, but that doesn't mean they can act like hooligans at school, does it?"

"Who would confess their feelings to someone and then immediately ask them to go to a hotel room?"

The policewoman said coldly, while Lin Hao was crying uncontrollably.

He clearly saw that Luo Chen was like that, so why didn't it work for him?

Actually, it's not that it's impossible.

The girl offered him 800 yuan to date her, but he felt that Luo Chen hadn't spent a single penny, so why should he have to spend it?

After learning that Lin Hao wanted to get something for free, the girl slapped him and called the police.

"Haozi, what's going on with you?"

Luo Chen looked completely bewildered.

Lin Hao stopped crying, turned his head and saw Luo Chen. The two looked at each other and fell silent.

Lin Hao suddenly felt that he was no longer wronged, and that's why Luo Chen was also brought in.

"What's up with this kid?"

The policewoman asked, glancing at the two people beside her.

"It involves a murder case; the specifics are still under investigation!"

"However... this guy might have some mental issues, maybe even a psychopath!"

Upon hearing this, Luo Chen became furious. What do you mean by mental illness? How could he be mentally ill?

Lin Hao looked puzzled, then stared at Luo Chen in surprise.

"Brother Luo, you're so strong? Wait a minute..."

Lin Hao realized that this wasn't the time to talk about this.

He glared at Luo Chen and yelled, "Brother Luo, you should have said you were mentally ill sooner! You've ruined my life!"

Luo Chen wanted to explain, but for a moment he didn't know how to start.

At that moment, two people, one fat and one thin, walked in.

They were wearing black trench coats and sunglasses, and came straight to the policewoman as soon as they entered.

The policewoman frowned, about to speak, when she saw the fat man take out a token.

"We'll take over this!"

After seeing the token clearly, the policewoman stood up abruptly.

"Okay, we will fully cooperate!"

Luo Chen was a little curious. What was going on?

The two receptionists, who were squatting on the ground with their heads in their hands not far away, were completely dumbfounded.

"I told you we'd messed with someone we couldn't afford to offend!"

Immediately, the skinny man approached Luo Chen: "Untie him!"

"Okay!" The policewoman jogged over and personally untied Luo Chen's clothes.

Luo Chen became even more curious. Before he could react, he heard the fat man speak again: "You don't need to worry about this. Our people will handle it, but we need to take this person with us!"

"Okay, okay!"

The policewoman nodded repeatedly, cooperating fully.

These are people from the Super Management Bureau; they deal with bizarre events that cannot be explained by science.

He rarely makes public appearances, but I never expected him to show up now!

"Alright, come with us!"

The skinny man looked at Luo Chen and said that as an Awakened One, he sensed Luo Chen's extraordinary nature the moment he saw him.

"Brother Luo...save me..."

Although Lin Hao was confused, he quickly came to his senses.

"This is my friend, he's not very bright, there might be some misunderstanding..."

Hearing Luo Chen's words, the skinny man said calmly, "No, his affairs are not our concern..."

He paused here, looked Lin Hao over carefully, and then said, "We're taking this person with us too!"

Afterwards, Luo Chen and Lin Hao were both taken out.

The two front-line staff at the hotel were completely dumbfounded, utterly devastated...

"When a novel becomes reality... what should I do... accidentally stumble into the Heavenly Palace~"

"Don't go in! You've been reading too many mindless novels..."

The policewoman said coldly, glared at them, and after learning that they had installed cameras in the hotel, she gave them a good beating!

Outside, on the street.

It was rush hour, and there was a large flow of people.

Luo Chen finally couldn't help but ask, "Where are you taking me?"

Lin Hao, standing to the side, clung tightly to Luo Chen's clothes, feeling a sense of fear.

The man in black didn't speak, but led them to a pavilion in a park.

"Interested in joining our Super Management Bureau?"

"Super Management Bureau?"

Luo Chen was somewhat surprised, but in fact, he had already guessed it when the two men led him out of the police station.

"That's right! We're from the Supernatural Affairs Bureau, responsible for handling all bizarre incidents and solving anything that can't be explained by science!"

"Those who can enter the Super Management Bureau have all awakened special abilities; we call them Awakened Ones!"

"I've seen the video of you killing Su Kexin, and the lingering aura at the scene suggests that you've awakened lightning abilities!"

Upon hearing this, Luo Chen frowned slightly.

He really didn't know anything about Awakened Ones, and this Thunder Technique was the Five Thunder Orthodox Technique that he bought for 9.9 yuan.

Lin Hao, who was standing to the side, did not speak, but lowered his head and remained silent.

He couldn't understand any of this nonsense at all, and even thought it was all insane.

Could these two, one fat and one thin, be Luo Chen's fellow patients in the mental hospital...?

Seeing that Luo Chen remained silent, the fat man spoke again: "Join the Super Management Bureau, monthly salary of 18,000, plus five social insurances and one housing fund!"

"If you get a permanent position, the base salary is 50,000, plus commission!"

Luo Chen paused for a moment, then said, "Money doesn't matter, the main thing is that I just enjoy killing monsters!"

After saying that, Luo Chen paused for a moment and then said, "I'm going to drop out of school right now!"

A full-time job pays 50,000 yuan a month, and an internship pays 18,000 yuan. Why bother with school?

Even for a basic lesson, you have to go up there and explain it to yourself.

All that tuition and effort wasted!

"No need. We'll negotiate with your school to keep your student status. It won't cause any delays!"

"You can just go to class whenever you have time!"

Upon hearing this, Luo Chen nodded. That's great!

Then, the fat man took out a tablet, logged into a platform, and quickly registered Luo Chen.

"Look at the camera, open your mouth, blink... and shake your head..."