Sky Curtain: The opening scene explains the four major cases of the Ming Dynasty plus the early Ming
Chapter 96 Return: Heroes from Three Kingdoms Time and Space Collectively Break Through Defenses
Ten days.
For ten whole days, the sky, hanging high above the eternal firmament, was deathly silent.
It was as if on that day, with a thunderous shot and the disappearance of that blood-stained figure in the ambulance, it had exhausted all its divine power and fallen into a deep sleep.
These ten days were incredibly agonizing for everyone, regardless of time or place.
Farmers in the fields would occasionally put down their hoes, look up at the sky, and mutter to themselves, "I wonder how that young man is doing."
Merchants in the marketplace gathered together, discussing with deep concern: "I heard that shot was a sneak attack by a sorcerer, extremely vicious!"
For emperors, these ten days were even more unsettling.
In the eleventh year of the Hongwu reign, at the Fengtian Hall.
When Zhu Yuanzhang was handling state affairs, every incense stick's time, he would suddenly raise his head and stare intently at the sky outside the hall, his eyes filled with barely suppressed anxiety and worry.
"Still no movement?" he asked the eunuch beside him more than once.
"Your Majesty, not yet... not yet."
Zhu Yuanzhang slammed his vermilion brush down in frustration: "That Zhu Zhiming, he's also a member of our Zhu family, how can he be so impatient! His second uncle doesn't even bother to tell us how his nephew is doing, whether he's dead or alive! It's driving me crazy!"
Zhu Di and Zhu Shuang, standing to the side, were also uneasy.
The fact that his own descendants were hit and injured by muskets did not mean that his second brother's descendant, Zhu Zhiming, was safe.
Zhu Di, in particular, was worried about the safety of his 18th-generation descendant while frantically simulating how he would deal with such an enemy that was present throughout the court and spanned a thousand years.
The answer is that there is currently no solution.
Because they didn't know how many traitors were colluding with the Khazars from within and without, they could only take action to arrest people when future generations revealed the truth.
They also followed the clues they found and rounded them up!
The Imperial Palace in Beiping during the Yongle era.
Zhu Gaosui had calmed down from his initial rage, but the bloodshot in his eyes had not faded at all in the past ten days.
Zhu Dijun was a descendant of his second son. In the story, the descendants of the future mentioned that after his eldest son died of illness, his second son became the King of Zhao. It can be said that if anything happened to Zhu Dijun, he would have witnessed his line end.
Every day he pored over various geomantic maps and tribal records, trying to find traces of the "Buryat" and "Khazar" in the modern era.
"Father, what about future generations...?" Prince Zhu Gaoxu of Han couldn't help but speak.
Zhu Di raised his hand to interrupt him, gazing intently at the sky: "Wait."
"He will come back."
"Members of the Zhu family don't die so easily."
Qin Dynasty, Han Dynasty, Tang Dynasty, Song Dynasty...
Countless emperors and generals were waiting.
They launched an unprecedented purge, unearthing countless venomous snakes hidden in the shadows, with heads rolling and blood flowing like rivers.
But they all knew in their hearts that this was just the beginning.
The real decisive battle requires that future descendant, and the heavens, to guide the way.
What happened to him?
On the afternoon of the tenth day, when everyone's patience was about to run out.
hum-
The sky, which had been silent for ten days, suddenly lit up again without warning!
coming!
At this moment, everyone in all times and spaces, everyone who was doing something, stopped what they were doing and looked up at the sky!
The scene no longer depicts a cold archaeological site, but rather a clean room that looks like a hospital ward.
A familiar figure appeared in front of the camera.
It was Judy Jun!
He looked somewhat thin, and his face was a little pale, but his eyes were still bright and full of spirit.
His left shoulder was wrapped in thick white gauze and hung in front of his chest, clearly reminding everyone of the shocking scene that happened ten days ago.
But he smiled.
A bright, carefree laugh.
"Dear family, friends, and fellow villagers!"
"I've missed you so much in ten days!"
Zhu Dijun's voice, transmitted clearly through the sky, reached every corner.
At that moment, countless people breathed a long sigh of relief.
In the Hongwu Hall, Zhu Yuanzhang's tense body instantly relaxed. He slumped onto the dragon throne, muttering under his breath, "That brat! He scared me to death! He looks alright, his voice is strong enough, looks like he won't die!"
As he cursed, the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes smoothed out.
At Yongle Palace, Zhu Di, seeing Zhu Dijun's nonchalant attitude, was both amused and annoyed: "Hmph, no wonder he's a descendant of the third prince, he has this same carefree attitude, just like me!"
Zhu Gaosui slapped his thigh excitedly: "Good! Good lad! To still be alive and kicking like that, he's got a tough life!"
The entire universe erupted in cheers, as if everyone had survived a catastrophe, because of Judy Jun's appearance.
However, what Judy Jun said next stunned everyone.
"I know everyone cares about me, and also about what will happen to those traitors and Khazars."
"Don't worry, we'll settle this score with them one by one!"
He abruptly changed the subject, revealing that familiar, wicked grin that made some people grit their teeth.
"However, the topic from ten days ago was too heavy! All that fighting and killing affected my mood."
"To celebrate my miraculous survival, and to ease everyone's tension after ten days of stress, today we won't discuss national or personal vendettas!"
"Let's... continue talking about some unofficial history from the Three Kingdoms period, and have a good laugh!"
This statement came out.
The expressions of the audience across all time and space became strange.
In the Three Kingdoms era, everyone's faces instantly darkened.
The Prime Minister's Residence in Shu Han.
Zhuge Liang, who had just been able to get out of bed and walk, almost dropped his feather fan when he heard this.
Again?
In Jingzhou, Guan Yu's phoenix eyes snapped open, and he instinctively touched the sword at his waist.
Eastern Wu, Jianye Palace.
Sun Quan was admiring a painting of a tiger descending a mountain when he heard this, and his hand trembled, almost tearing the painting apart.
Corgi... short legs...
The shadow of that day instantly washed over me.
Cao Wei's main camp.
Sima Yi's eyelids twitched wildly, and an image of a brightly colored woman's outfit involuntarily surfaced in his mind.
Even Liu Bei, lying on his sickbed in Xuchang, struggled to sit up, looking utterly hopeless.
Oh no, here we go again!
What an unfilial son! We were worried about you for a whole ten days!
As soon as you came back, you started making fun of us!
but……
Apart from the person involved, the other bigwigs from the three kingdoms, including the emperors from the myriad worlds, all showed expectant smiles after a brief moment of astonishment.
Since I'm not the victim, then... being a source of amusement doesn't seem so bad, does it?
"Good! Well said!" Li Shimin was the first to clap and cheer. "That's how it should be! Let's have some fun first, then slaughter a bunch of heads!"
"Haha! I love this kid's personality!" Zhu Yuanzhang was also delighted. "Quickly! Bring us some fruit! We want to hear which unlucky fellow is down on his luck today!"
On the sky, Judy cleared his throat; the AI animation was ready.
"Today, our unofficial history will begin with Lü Bu, the fiercest warrior of the Three Kingdoms period!"
[The Seventh installment of Unofficial Histories of the Three Kingdoms: From "Lu Bu" to "Lu Wenhou," the Self-Cultivation of a Servant Who Served Three Masters!]
The screen lit up.
The chibi version of Lu Bu is heroic and extraordinary, holding a halberd, kneeling on one knee before a bearded general.
This general was none other than Ding Yuan.
A voiceover begins: "As everyone knows, Lü Bu, courtesy name Fengxian, was adopted by Ding Yuan."
The scene shifts to a chubby, greasy chibi version of Dong Zhuo, sitting atop a pile of gold and silver, waving at Lü Bu.
Dong Zhuo: "Fengxian, my son, your martial arts are unparalleled, why do you submit to that mediocre dog Ding Yuan? Come, if you acknowledge me as your father, this Red Hare horse, all this gold and jade, are all yours!"
The chibi version of Lu Bu looked at Red Hare and drooled.
He hesitated before asking, "Grand Tutor Dong, could you... could you be my father?"
Dong Zhuo's eyes narrowed into slits with a smile: "Of course! But I have a rule: if you want me to be your father, you'll have to exchange it for your current father's head!"
Upon hearing this, Lü Bu's eyes lit up, and he acted without hesitation!
In the next scene, Lü Bu, carrying Ding Yuan's horrified head, runs excitedly back to Dong Zhuo.
"Dad! I've brought you my dad's head!"
The chibi-style Dong Zhuo patted Lü Bu on the shoulder with satisfaction: "Hey! My good son! Well done!"
Upon witnessing this scene, the entire universe was in an uproar.
"Holy crap! You can do that?"
"Killing his father and then acknowledging the thief, this Lü Bu... he's truly a genius!"
However, this is not the end.
The scene then shifts to the altar for receiving the Zen blessing.
Minister Wang Yun, holding the imperial edict, announced sternly: "By imperial decree, the traitor Dong Zhuo must be executed!"
Surrounded by the army, Dong Zhuo frantically shouted to Lü Bu beside him, "Son! Save me!!"
The chibi version of Lü Bu, now completely changed from his previous obsequious manner to one of righteousness, pointed his halberd directly at Dong Zhuo.
"Shut up! You shameless old scoundrel! I, Lü Bu, am a loyal subject of the Han Dynasty. You are not my father, you are my mortal enemy!"
"Today, I will avenge Wang Situ and Diaochan the murder of my father and the theft of my wife!"
"puff!"
The halberd swiftly and cleanly ended Dong Zhuo's life.
The entire universe was stunned.
That's an incredibly fast change of expression!
In the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin pointed to the sky, laughing so hard he almost fell over: "A talent! An unparalleled talent! This Lü Bu is simply born for chaotic times!"
Even Zhu Yuanzhang, the Ming emperor, was dumbfounded: "My goodness! This guy's skin is thicker than our city walls! Fourth brother, if you have anyone like this under your command, have him executed immediately!"
Zhu Di nodded in deep agreement.
The final image is of the White Gate Tower.
Bound hand and foot, Lü Bu looked at the imposing Cao Cao on the city wall and, in a moment of desperation, blurted out:
"dad……"
The chibi version of Cao Cao was smugly stroking his beard when he heard this word, and he nearly fell off his chair.
He pointed at Lü Bu, shouting angrily, "Shut up! Don't call me father! I, Cao Mengde, don't have a father like you... Oh dear, I'm so flustered! I mean, I don't have a son like you!"
As the video ended, a line of large characters appeared on the screen:
How many fathers can one have? It's like a river of spring water flowing eastward.
"Hahahahahahaha!"
The entire universe erupted in thunderous laughter.
Xu Du, the Prime Minister's Residence.
Cao Cao's face turned from black to red, then red to purple, and finally, seeing Guo Jia, Xun Yu, and the others around him trying so hard to suppress their laughter, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
He pointed at the sky and laughed, cursing, "This young man! He's killing me by breaking my spirit! He's killing me by breaking my spirit!"
The Three Kingdoms characters, who had just calmed down, were once again collectively on the verge of collapse!
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