Gender-swapped Saintess: A Survival Diary on Hell Difficulty

Chapter 76: The Scent of the Theory of Lifespan

The sheep reminisced about her past life, and her eyes became a little moist.

Life was so hard that even Miss Roland's warm thighs couldn't soothe it.

She continued her story.

"That day, I successfully bought my first novel..."

……

From that day on, her underground life gained a touch of color.

The book depicts a girl in a sunny, bright world, and a lighthearted, enjoyable story...

These became her spiritual sustenance.

Her two-dimensional wife was the reason she was able to pull herself together.

She works three jobs a day and then works hard to hone her culinary skills.

After many years of ups and downs, she finally saved enough money to come to the surface world.

……

"You'll know what happens next, Miss Roland."

"After I came to earth, I first worked as a cook in a restaurant, but later the bad boss withheld my wages, so I beat him up."

"It was Boss Caryl who saved me from the guards and then brought me to Pink Harbor to work as a chef."

After the sheep finished speaking, it tilted its head slightly and rubbed its cheek against Roland's thigh, trying to soothe its soul as it spoke.

"Looking back on my past life, it was really tough."

As Roland listened to the sheep's story, she felt a pang of pity.

She stroked the sheep's hair to comfort it.

"Now you've finally overcome your hardships. Don't worry, follow me. No one will dare to bully you anymore."

The sheep smiled and said in a light voice.

"Meeting Miss Roland makes all my hard work over the past hundred years worthwhile."

Roland frowned, realizing something was wrong.

Sheep have been working for over a hundred years, so how old would they be this year?

Even if a low-level succubus has the strength of an apprentice, her lifespan is only a little over two hundred years.

The sheep is still so weak, it's probably going to drop even lower.

Thinking of this, Roland quickly patted the sheep's head.

"Hey, sheep."

"I have a very important question for you: how old are you this year?"

The sheep paused for a moment, then frowned and began to think.

"It should be around 130, I think? I don't remember exactly."

Just as Roland was about to breathe a sigh of relief, the sheep's next words made her tense up again.

"Miss Roland, you want to ask about lifespan, right?"

"Don't worry, although my body suffered some spatial erosion due to the inferior teleportation portal, I should still have twenty years left."

"Boss Kalil is a very good person. She has been giving me cultivation resources, which will allow me to become a beginner-level superhuman before I run out of them."

Roland was completely bewildered upon hearing this.

That stupid succubus is completely unreliable.

No matter how many resources you pile on, you still need the talent, right?

If cultivation level could be increased simply by relying on resources, then the succubus employees in Pink Harbor would have taken off long ago.

And this succubus is so weak she can't even beat Alice; apparently she's been injured.

"Sigh, I don't even know what to say to you."

Roland sighed.

"You always act so carefree, but if something really happens, I'll see where you go to cry."

"Don't worry, I'll cover for you. I can even force you to become a beginner-level superhuman using magic potions."

"But you absolutely mustn't tell anyone about this, understand?"

The sheep nodded, bewildered. Although she had never heard of a potion that could make people level up, she felt Roland's care and concern.

Tang Xiao was heard again.

"Hehehehehe~"

……

Thirty minutes later, the sheep fell asleep on Roland's lap.

Roland, finding the atmosphere too heavy, started telling the sheep a story.

The seven Calabash Brothers bravely venture into the Green Green Grassland, beat up the Platinum Star, steal the Dragon Balls, summon the Decepticons to invade Super Earth, steal the Infinity Stones, and rescue Hakimi, who was imprisoned by Peter Griffin.

As expected, the chaotic story made the sheep dizzy and quickly fell asleep on Roland's lap.

Roland carefully withdrew herself, leaving the sheep on the sofa, and covered it with a blanket.

Then he went back to his bed and turned on the system.

The sheep just gave her a reminder.

Although she has a system that ensures she doesn't have a lifespan limit, the lifespans of sheep are finite.

To be precise, it's because their talents are limited.

In the future, Roland became a high-level superhuman, or even a higher level.

Can they keep up with me?

Obviously not.

Renee is a genius, which is somewhat good, but Alice, Sheep, Jenny, and even Salia are not top-tier cultivation geniuses.

"Phew, thank goodness for the system."

Roland breathed a sigh of relief.

She examined the system, her gaze settling on a skill branch.

【Roland Brand Honey】-【Magic Ascension Potion】

This was something I had planned to upgrade beforehand, intending to give it to Jenny to drink.

It was just delayed because of the Pink Harbor incident.

Now there's an extra sheep, no, it would be best if everyone got a bottle.

It costs 700,000 faith points in total, which is extremely expensive.

However, as long as we work hard to improve the old port area, we should be able to gather them all soon.

……

The next morning.

Perhaps because she was too tired yesterday, she had a rare good night's sleep.

I got out of bed and found that the sheep had rolled off the sofa.

She even rolled the blanket up into a ball, and the succubus wrapped herself around it like an octopus.

He was drooling and talking in his sleep.

"Hehehe, let's drag Miss Roland into the dark room...hehehe..."

As he spoke, he even revealed a smile.

"Watch my sprint, sprint, go!"

The succubus's tail behind it also made a thrusting motion in sync, just like a spearman in training.

Roland was quite surprised and couldn't help but tug at it with her hand.

The sheep suddenly convulsed and cried out in surprise.

"Oh my god, don't take my Miss Roland away! This is the thirty-third time!"

Roland wanted to laugh, so she reached out and nudged her shoulder.

"Wake up, little sheep, you're not allowed to sleep here."

"You'd better go back to your room quickly, or people will misunderstand."

The sheep struggled to open its eyes and mumbled something.

"What room... Why are people misunderstanding me?"

"Wow, it's Miss Roland! Did I sleep with Miss Roland? This must be a dream."

"Miss Roland, here I come!"

As he spoke, he grabbed Roland and pulled her to the ground.

Completely unprepared, Roland replaced the rolled-up blanket and was entangled by the sheep like an octopus.

Half a minute later, three crisp slaps were heard from inside the room.

The sheep stood up looking aggrieved.

"I'm sorry, Miss Roland, I was still half asleep."

Roland waved her hand.

"Alright, you should go back to your room now, or everyone will wake up."

Sheep nodded, lifted her foot and walked towards the entrance, opening the door.

Roland was so angry she laughed, and quickly pulled the sheep away.

"Could you please straighten your clothes? What if people misunderstand?"

As she spoke, she reached out and began patting the sheep's skirt, then tied the ribbon at the neckline.

However, a small figure walked up the stairs.

……

Renee got up very early today; the chef from Pink Harbor delivered some new desserts.

It is an improvement on the chocolate mousse invented by Roland, and is even more delicious than the original.

She placed the mousse and oatmeal on a tray, humming a cheerful tune as she went upstairs.

She had already arranged with Nightingale that she would be bringing breakfast today.

We can also take the opportunity to admire Miss Roland's sleeping posture... which is how it should have been.

But as soon as she reached the door, she witnessed a heartbreaking scene.

Her Miss Roland, just like a virtuous wife, straightened the sheep's collar and gently tied the ribbon.

Renee's smile froze, as it shifted to the sheep's face.

She pouted and said subconsciously.

"Why is this happening... I was here first."

"Waaaaah."

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