I accidentally joined a group of charlatans, so I immediately called the police and handed it over t

At the press conference, the global media were stunned into silence by the combined impact of the "Tian Shu Chip" and the "Kua Fu Battery".

Behind the scenes, Chen Xi was hiding in a corner of the lounge, sweating profusely as he stared at his phone.

If the business battles in the mortal realm are a battle of wits and schemes, then the chat groups in the Heavenly Court are a chaotic dance of gods and demons.

His hands were almost numb from the shock.

[Lei Gong]: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me! Do you want to die?! Han Li was just about to use the teleportation array to escape, has that Nascent Soul stage monster caught up yet?!

[Thunder God]: I was so distracted during the thunder just now that my hand slipped and I almost blew a temple down! You owe me for my good deeds!

[Electric Goddess]: Exactly! Hurry up and update! Otherwise, my electric mirror won't be so discerning and will come along the internet cable to shock you!

The resentment in the group almost materialized and burst out of the screen.

For these immortals who have lived for tens of thousands of years and are extremely spiritually empty, the enmity of being separated from the story is irreconcilable.

Chen Xi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

They've been so focused on China that they've neglected these top experts.

Just then, the red fire wheel icon started flashing wildly, and messages were flooding the screen so fast that even afterimages were hard to see.

[Nezha]: Come out! come out! come out!

[Nezha]: Did Xiao Yan successfully devour the strange fire?! Is that old medicine master going to die?!

[Nezha]: Aaaaaah! You're driving me crazy! If you don't update soon, believe me, I'll burn your house to ashes!

Chen Xi felt a surge of secret pleasure as he watched Nezha's almost overflowing rage.

It's good that you're in a hurry.

The more urgent the urge, the stronger the addiction.

The stronger the addiction, the easier it is to harvest the chives.

However, he also noticed that the super big shot in the group who had been lurking all along—Sun Wukong, the Monkey King—had finally popped up.

[Sun Wukong]: Stop making so much noise! ​​A bunch of good-for-nothings!

[Sun Wukong]: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me, I, Old Sun, have also read those two damn books. That Han Li kid is too cowardly, not straightforward enough; as for Xiao Yan, although he has some spirit, he's just so-so.

[Sun Wukong]: Is there anything more imposing? Something that can make my Ruyi Jingu Bang (the magic cudgel) move? I'm so bored lately I'm practically growing hair on my body, I can't even find anyone to fight!

Chen Xi's eyes lit up.

For a war god of Sun Wukong's caliber, the ordinary monster-slaying and leveling-up gameplay is indeed difficult to satisfy his appetite.

What he needs is grandeur, desolation, and the kind of extreme arrogance that dares to pierce a hole in the sky.

A shrewd businessman's smile curled at the corner of Chen Xi's mouth.

It's already prepared for you.

His fingers flew across the keyboard as he first tried to appease public anger.

[Newcomer reporting in, please protect me]: Dear masters, please calm down! I was delayed by some trivial matters in the mortal realm!

[Newcomer reporting in, please protect me]: To make amends, I'm releasing a super update today!

[System Notification: You have successfully uploaded Chapter 5 of "Senior Brother Han's Cultivation Record" to the group file!]

[System Notification: You have successfully uploaded Chapter 5 of "The Legend of Emperor Yan" to the group file!]

The wailing in the group chat vanished instantly, replaced by a peaceful silence.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Xi took a deep breath and opened the folder he had named "Monkey Trapper".

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking your guidance]: @Sun Wukong, Great Sage, I happen to have a new book here, it's magnificent and might catch your eye.

[System notification: You have successfully uploaded the group file "Covering the Sky: Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin (Trial Version - First Three Chapters)".]

The group remained completely silent as soon as the file was uploaded.

After a while.

[Sun Wukong]: !!! !!!

[Sun Wukong]: Nine dragons pulling a coffin? What a grand gesture! Where did this dragon corpse come from? And where is this bronze coffin being taken?

[Sun Wukong]: Who is this Ye Fan? He actually entered the game in the body of a mortal? Interesting!

[Sun Wukong]: This desolate feeling at the beginning actually reminded me of the days when I was imprisoned under the Five Elements Mountain... Hurry! What happens next?! You can't be a gap reader!!

Seeing the monkey's excited reaction, Chen Xi felt reassured.

The vast background setting of "Covering the Sky" would definitely bewitch this monkey.

Just as the gods were immersed in the shock of the update and the new book, Chen Xi quietly opened Nezha's private chat window.

As the top contributor who provided the "Samadhi True Fire Seed," he deserves VIP treatment.

This is called differentiated service, and it's also the key to making the immortals feel competitive.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: Dear Nezha, since you are the only "Silver Grand Alliance" in this book, this is your exclusive benefit.

[Newcomer reporting in, please support]: These are the next 5 unreleased chapters of "The Legend of Emperor Yan," including the climax of Xiao Yan devouring the strange fire! Exclusive to the entire internet, only one copy available!

[System notification: You have sent the encrypted document "Legend of Emperor Yan - Private Edition" to Nezha.]

The Thirty-Third Heaven, the Cloud Tower Palace.

Nezha was sitting cross-legged on the lotus platform, idly spinning his Qiankun Ring.

The moment he received the document, his eyes lit up like two little suns.

"Exclusive perks? Hehe, this kid's got some sense!"

He eagerly opened the document.

As Nezha read the text, his breathing became more and more rapid, and his little face turned bright red.

That kind of life-or-death struggle, that kind of resolute determination to become stronger, is exactly to his liking!

"Awesome! That's so awesome!"

"Swallow it! Swallow this strange fire! Burn those bastards to death!"

Nezha was so excited watching that he couldn't control the divine power within him.

boom--!

The Hun Tian Ling and Qian Kun Quan on his body uncontrollably erupted with dazzling golden light, and terrifying Samadhi True Fire instantly shot into the sky, burning half of the sky of the entire Yunlou Palace into a bright red glazed color!

This huge commotion immediately alarmed the other gods in Heaven.

Zhenjun Temple at the mouth of the Guanjiang River.

Erlang Shen Yang Jian, who was reading a book, suddenly looked up, opened his third eye, and instantly saw through the void.

He frowned and asked a cold question in the group chat.

[Erlang Shen]: @Nezha, the fluctuations in your aura are not right.

[Erlang Shen]: Everyone is waiting for Xiao Yan to wake up, and the plot is right at a crucial point, so why do you look like you've had your fill of watching? Your divine power is leaking out, and your face is glowing red?

[Erlang Shen]: Do you have extra chapters?

The moment those words were spoken, the group chat exploded.

[Lei Gong]: What?! An extra chapter?!

[Giant Spirit God]: Nezha, you lack martial virtue! You eat alone!

[Sun Wukong]: You little brat! You have something good but won't share it with your old man?!

The gods surrounded Chen Xi and Nezha, questioning why they were being treated differently.

Faced with the wrath of the gods, Nezha sent a smug emoji in the group chat.

【Nezha】: (picking nose.jpg) Who told me to be a Silver Grandmaster?

Chen Xi added insult to injury in the group chat at the opportune moment, completely establishing the rule of spending money on in-game purchases.

[Newcomer reporting in, please support]: Dear readers, please be patient. Updates are not easy, so please read and cherish them.

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: As for why Nezha was able to read five more chapters... that's because Nezha previously rewarded me with a wisp of primordial fire, and is now my "Silver Alliance Master".

[Newcomer reporting in, seeking protection]: According to the rules of the mortal world, the leader of the alliance enjoys the privilege of "seeing first".

The group chat went silent instantly.

All the gods stared at the three words "Silver Alliance" and fell into deep thought.

original……

Even gods have to spend money in the mortal realm?