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Flower and Fruit Mountain, Water Curtain Cave.

Sun Wukong was scratching his cheek out of boredom when he casually tossed the pit of a ten-thousand-year-old peach into the East Sea.

My mouth felt bland and tasteless.

We've been enjoying the celestial fruits and fine wines for millions of years, and we're already tired of them.

Just then, the "magic device" at his waist vibrated.

A girl named "Newcomer Reporting, Seeking Protection" actually dared to tag him.

"Nine Heavens Firework Arhat Tendons?"

Sun Wukong scanned the area with his fiery eyes and chuckled.

"Things from the mortal realm? What good stuff could there be?"

But since he had nothing better to do, he casually opened the red magical artifact envelope out of curiosity.

A glimmer of light flashed by.

A long, glossy, and strange magical artifact, exuding an unprecedentedly powerful fragrance, fell into his palm.

Sun Wukong, still somewhat skeptical, brought the sniff to his nose.

A rich, complex aroma, a blend of spiciness, saltiness, and sweetness, shot straight to the top of my head!

This flavor is so addictive!

He tore open the packaging and took a small bite.

next second.

Sun Wukong's fiery eyes widened suddenly!

An indescribable, explosive taste exploded in his mouth!

First comes the rich aroma of soybeans and the chewy texture of gluten, followed by a bold yet not overpowering spiciness, then a perfectly balanced saltiness, and finally, a lingering sweetness that leaves you wanting more!

The layers upon layers of flavors, like a raging storm, repeatedly washed over his numb taste buds, which had been dulled by the fruits of immortality that he had eaten for millions of years!

good to eat!

It's so delicious!!

This is ten thousand times tastier than the Queen Mother of the West's Peach Banquet!

It tastes even better than Laozi's elixir, which you can eat like candy!

Sun Wukong quickly and greedily stuffed the entire "Arhat tendon" into his mouth, even licking the last drop of red oil off the packaging.

He smacked his lips, still savoring the moment, feeling as if his entire monkey life had been illuminated.

He immediately grabbed the magic device, disregarding any semblance of dignity as the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and his fingers flew through the air as he frantically spammed the group chat.

[Sun Wukong]: Holy crap!!!

[Sun Wukong]: Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!!!

[Sun Wukong]: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect this little brother! What kind of divine treasure is this? It's fragrant, spicy, and invigorating! Delicious! So delicious!!!

[Sun Wukong]: I, Old Sun, have never eaten anything so delicious! [Monkey rolling around][Monkey rolling around]

Sun Wukong's series of vulgar and straightforward comments were like a depth charge, instantly igniting the originally peaceful Heavenly Court chat group.

All the immortals who were diving, in seclusion, or slacking off were blown out of existence.

[Nezha]: Monkey King? Are you crazy? What's got you so excited?

[Giant Spirit God]: You damn monkey, trying to eat all by yourself? What good stuff is it? Share some with your grandpa Giant Spirit God!

[Pigsy]: Brother Monkey! It's Brother Monkey! I, Old Pig, smell it! Is it some kind of earthly delicacy? Is it meat? Leave me a bite! My mouth is watering! [Pig head drooling]

[Erlang Shen]: What could possibly make this mischievous monkey lose his composure like this? @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me, what is the origin of this thing?

Even the usually aloof Chang'e couldn't resist popping in.

[Chang'e]: This...this Nine Heavens Fire-Worker Arhat Tendon sounds very fiery, is it high in calories? Will I gain weight if I eat it? [shy]

In an instant, the entire screen was filled with messages from all sorts of deities frantically tagging Sun Wukong and Chen Xi.

Looking for sharing, recommendations, or purchasing services...

The entire Heavenly Court was in complete chaos.

At this moment, Sun Wukong had no time to reply.

He carefully tucked the empty spicy snack bag into his pocket, immediately switched to the "Do Not Disturb" mode on his phone, and hid in the Water Curtain Cave, repeatedly savoring the amazing taste he had just experienced.

In the command center of Base 001.

Chen Xi and Li Guobang, along with a large group of scientists and generals behind them, stared in disbelief at the pronouncements made by the "gods" on the screen, which sounded like country bumpkins entering the city.

After an eerie silence.

"puff--"

I don't know who was the first to burst out laughing.

Immediately afterwards, the entire command room erupted in a deafening, uncontrollable burst of laughter.

"Hahaha! It worked! It really worked!"

"Good heavens! The Monkey King! Pigsy! They...they're actually fighting like this over a bag of spicy strips that only cost one yuan?"

"Look at Chang'e, the Moon Goddess, she's still worried about gaining weight! So relatable!"

A white-haired general, laughing until tears streamed down his face, slapped his thigh and said to Li Guobang:

"Old Li! I've lived to be eighty years old and commanded thousands of troops, but only today have I truly seen this! Even immortals haven't seen the world!"

Li Guobang also had a big smile on his face, and his eyes were full of undisguised appreciation and satisfaction when he looked at Chen Xi.

This young man, once again, created a miracle with his unconventional thinking.

As Chen Xi watched the gods on the screen still frantically trying to buy, the smile on his face gradually faded.

He knew he had to strike while the iron was hot.

But instead of satisfying them, we keep them hanging on.

He slowly sent his second message in the group chat.

"You flatter me, esteemed immortals."

"This item is made using a secret method in the mortal world. The process is complicated, time-consuming, and labor-intensive, resulting in extremely rare production. Each time it is made, it takes a lot of mental effort."

This statement was like pouring boiling oil into a raging fire.

"Limited production!"

"It's not easy to make!"

These words instantly drove the gods even crazier.

Countless private messages flooded Chen Xi's phone like a tidal wave.

[God of Wealth]: Young brother, name your price! Do you want gold ingots or merit? As for your Arhat tendons, I'll take them all!

[The Matchmaker]: Little fairy friend, as long as you spare me a few threads, I will guarantee you a happy marriage in the mortal world, and I will tie the red threads for you until your hands are sore!

【Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King】: @Newcomer reporting in, please protect me. How about I trade my pagoda for a box of Arhat tendons? (Retracts a message) Cough cough, just kidding.

Chen Xi smiled as he looked at the frantic private messages.

He didn't reply to anyone; instead, he simply turned off his phone screen.

He turned around and calmly said to Li Guobang and Su Qingge, who were looking at him expectantly:

"Minister Li, Dr. Su."

"The first step was a success."

"Now, we don't need to do anything, we just need to wait for them to take the bait."