Super God: There's a mischievous Xi in my head
Chapter 137 He Xi: What the heck? You're saying this is Hua Ye?
Inside the villa's living room.
Having finished their intense discussion and analysis, He Xi and Pi Pi Xi were now looking at Cang Yu and Bi Ji Bing with suspicion. Cang Yu had been wearing a strange smile ever since they returned from outside, as if they had done something terribly wrong.
The two looked at each other and saw the same question mark in each other's eyes.
Finally, He Xi cleared her throat and couldn't help but ask:
"What's going on with you two?"
"You've been laughing since you walked in. Did you find the Void Controller blueprints?"
Bijibing and Cangyu exchanged a glance, their smiles almost overflowing from their eyes.
Planned √
They were deliberately laughing so openly, knowing that with He Xi and Pi Pi Xi's personalities, they would definitely not be able to suppress their curiosity.
Cang Yu didn't answer directly, but mysteriously took out a photo from his pocket and handed it over.
A hint of surprise flashed across He Xi's face. He took the photo and looked down at it together with Pi Pi Xi, who had come closer.
The photos have extremely high resolution, and the image is so clear it's almost blinding.
In the center is a petite girl with cascading blonde hair and an astonishing bust... a loli?
Her clothes were disheveled, her eyes were empty and unfocused, and her face had an expression of near collapse and despair.
Surrounding her were several scumbags with fanatical eyes and undignified postures.
He Xi and Pi Pi Xi both frowned at the same time.
They didn't find anything wrong with Cang Yu showing them this kind of scene, but they were deeply puzzled.
Who is this "blonde big-breasted loli" in the photo?
They had no idea who this person was.
But Cang Yu wouldn't smugly display a photo of an unrelated person in such an embarrassing situation for no reason.
This means that there must be something fishy about the person in the photo.
Pipi Xi raised her head, her sharp gaze fixed on the two smiling faces:
"You're laughing like a fox who's stolen a chicken... What have you two been up to? And—"
She shook the photo. "Who exactly is the 'female protagonist' in this photo?"
This time, before Cang Yu could even speak, Biji Bing eagerly stepped forward, her face beaming with a smug expression that said, "Praise me for being amazing!" She spoke clearly in a tone as if announcing some momentous news:
"This is Hua Ye."
"who--?!"
He Xi and Pi Pi Xi lost their voices almost simultaneously, wondering if they had misheard.
Who was Bijibing just talking about?
Hua Ye? That male angel king whose mind is filled only with the order of the Heavenly Palace and base desires? That infamous scumbag leader?
But...this is what's in the photo...
Their eyes were once again fixed on the blonde, busty loli in the photo.
Those eyebrows, those figure, that demeanor… from head to toe, inside and out, where is there even a trace of resemblance to that greasy and arrogant Hua Ye?!
Not a single trace!
The air froze for a full three seconds.
"You..." Pipi Xi pointed at the photo, her fingertips trembling slightly, whether from anger or shock, it was hard to tell.
"You...you've turned him into this?!"
"Bingo!" Water Chestnut Ice snapped her fingers. If Water Chestnut Ice had a tail, it would probably be pointing skyward right now.
"How's Xiaoyu's potion? It not only reshapes your appearance, but also 'fine-tunes' your vocal cords, bones, and even some underlying gene expression, guaranteeing a complete...new look from the inside out~"
She deliberately dragged out the words "completely renewed," her tone almost overflowing with malice and glee.
He Xi and Pi Pi Xi couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter, almost rolling around on the sofa.
"Pfft, hahaha—!"
"Hahaha, you two... amazing! Absolutely amazing!"
While laughing, they gave Cang Yu and Biji Bing a thumbs-up in exaggerated gestures, full of admiration.
"Wow, you two really know how to have fun!" He Xi wiped away the tears of laughter.
"Hua Ye right now... he probably feels like he wants to die!"
Pipi Xi was laughing so hard she could barely breathe. After finally calming down a bit, she looked at the two instigators with a smile and asked mischievously:
"But... after making such a big 'news' incident, aren't you afraid that when Little Milka comes back... she'll have a 'heart-to-heart' with you?"
The words "Little Milk Sha" were like a faint electric current, instantly freezing the smug Cang Yu and Biji Bing, their smiles fading for half a second.
However, Cang Yu immediately reverted to his "fearless" expression, waved his hand nonchalantly, and spoke with a mysterious confidence:
"Heh, what's there to be afraid of! Little Naisa is so understanding, she'll definitely understand that we're... um... doing a public service, and incidentally engaging in some necessary 'artistic creation'! She won't blame me!"
The water chestnut ice next to him nodded hurriedly like a chick pecking at rice, trying to bolster his courage:
"Exactly! My sister's probably really happy to see that scumbag Hua Ye in this mess! She might even praise us for doing a good job! Dealing with us? No way!"
Despite saying that, the fleeting guilt in their eyes when they looked at each other did not escape the notice of the two He Xis.
Pipi Xi and He Xi exchanged a knowing look, their smiles becoming even more meaningful.
The four chatted for a while longer, until it was time for dinner, when they naturally stopped.
Despite their level of strength
Especially He Xi, Pi Pi Xi, and Bi Ji Bing, who have endured the test of time for 30,000 years.
The three of them could be said to have long since broken free from the survival mode of having to rely on food, and their appetites had become extremely weak.
It is common to symbolically "taste" something only once every few years or even hundreds of years.
but……
Since Cang Yu appeared in their lives, many of their habits have been quietly rewritten.
Pipi Xi and Biji Bing have gradually developed a biological clock that makes them feel like they should do something when it's mealtime.
Perhaps eating itself is no longer the goal, but has become a tacit ritual for gathering together.
Well... He Xi initially only did this to accommodate Cang Yu and maintain a "mortal" lifestyle.
But later she discovered that when the afternoon sun slanted into the living room, several people sat together, with steaming hot food on the table that they didn't need, chatting about topics that might be trivial or important, listening to the occasional soft clatter of bowls and chopsticks and the laughter of their companions...
That feeling...
That kind of simple, warm, and down-to-earth feeling...
The feeling of "home".
It seems... to be really good.
Move to the villa's living room.
Several home-style dishes, each with its own unique color, aroma, and flavor, were already laid out on the rectangular dining table.
Lunch is usually prepared by Qilin and Azhui, with Su Xiaoli and Rui Mengmeng helping out by washing and chopping vegetables. They work together quite well.
As for Angel Yan...
She and Leng are probably the same type: apart from fighting, their skills in the kitchen are... basically negligible.
Oh, not entirely.
Yan at least has unlocked the "driving" skill, so she can be considered a pretty skilled "Yun Siji".
At this moment, Yan was leaning against the kitchen door frame with his arms crossed, watching the few people busy inside.
The aroma of food mingled with faint laughter, filling the living room and softening the atmosphere of the previous heavy discussions about the universe, replacing it with a tranquil and genuine warmth.
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