Super God: There's a mischievous Xi in my head

Let's go back to before Cang Yu set off...

It was early morning, before dawn.

"Angel Youyue, Angel Youyue..."

In her sleep, the angel Youyue vaguely heard someone calling her name, the voice soft yet persistent.

"Angel Youyue, open your eyes, I am Shafulin."

She opened her eyes groggily, and what came into view was the stunningly beautiful face of Tianji King Hexi.

Youyue rubbed her eyes, looking sleepy and helpless, and said:

"Your Highness, when did you change your name to Shafulin?"

She sat up, glanced at the still-dark sky outside the window, and couldn't help but mutter to herself:

"It's only 3 a.m.... Has some kind of emergency occurred?"

"Uh, that's not the point."

He Xi coughed lightly to cover his embarrassment, then his expression turned serious, as if he were assigning an S-class combat mission:

"Now, I have a crucial task for you. This task can only succeed; failure is not an option. If you fail..."

Youyue was instantly wide awake, her expression turning incredibly serious. She took a deep breath and asked in a low voice:

"What will happen if I fail?"

He Xi placed his hands on her shoulders, his silver eyes flashing with unprecedented seriousness:

"If I fail... I might have to postpone being with my crush for a long time."

"..."

The serious expression on Youyue's face instantly collapsed, leaving only helplessness and a sense of being both amused and exasperated.

However, He Xi seemed completely oblivious to You Yue's dazed expression, still immersed in her own script:

"I need you to report to 'me'—my crush has fallen for me at first sight."

"What?!" Angel Youyue's eyes widened suddenly. She felt that she recognized every word, but she couldn't understand the sentence at all.

"Specifically," He Xi meticulously elaborated on the plot.

"You need to report to the 'me' in the Heavenly Court of Merlo that you inadvertently showed my portrait to the god, and then the god fell in love with the 'me' in the portrait at first sight."

She paused briefly, then continued to refine the bizarre story:

"Then, the male god somehow learned that a scumbag named Su Mali was claiming everywhere that He Xi was his woman, and he was furious about this, determined to kill Su Mali."

He Xi looked at You Yue, who had already turned to stone, and asked in a gentle tone:

"Have you memorized this script clearly?"

Youyue opened her mouth, but it took her a while to find her voice:

"Your Highness, are you sure you want to report like this? This...this sounds like the plot of one of those third-rate romance novels on Earth..."

"That's precisely why it feels real," He Xi analyzed earnestly.

"The more dramatic the plot, the less likely people are to suspect it was deliberately staged..."

Youyue remained silent, Youyue was helpless.

"I understand." Youyue took a deep breath. "Then, when does this report need to be completed?"

"Now," He Xi said, "remember to use your most genuine tone, expressing appropriate shock and helplessness."

Just as Youyue was about to make the call, Hexi added:

"Wait a minute. Remember to emphasize that your crush developed feelings for you after seeing the portrait of me wielding a sword."

Youyue paused slightly, unable to help but mutter under her breath, "You even designed such a detail..."

The moment the communication was connected, Youyue quickly got into the zone.

She gave a standard angelic salute to the virtual screen, her tone carrying just the right amount of annoyance:

"Reporting to the Heavenly King, some...unexpected events occurred during my contact with the male god on Earth."

She recounted the plot designed by He Xi in detail, especially when describing how "the male god was awestruck upon seeing the portrait of the sword-wielding figure," and she couldn't help but steal a glance at He Xi beside her.

He Xi nodded in satisfaction and gestured with her lips: Very good, continue.

"So, I'm afraid the male god will go to Su Mali..." Youyue concluded, her face full of helplessness that said, "This is too outrageous, but it really happened."

After the communication ended, Youyue breathed a sigh of relief: "Is this okay?"

"Perfect." A sly glint flashed in He Xi's eyes. "Alright, Youyue, you can go 'level up' now. Don't let 'me' contact you for the time being~"

Youyue nodded somewhat helplessly, and in the basement, with Hexi's help, they began to fuse the 'Angel's Heart'.

The Heavenly Court of Melo, the Heavenly King's Palace.

When Youyue's secret communication came through, a hint of doubt flashed in Hexi's eyes.

Didn't Youyue run off to Earth to compete with Xiao Azhui for the male god...?

Why are they suddenly sending me secret communications?

He Xi connected to the secret communication, and then...

"Reporting to the Heavenly King, some...unexpected events occurred during my contact with the male god on Earth."

He Xi frowned slightly. What happened? Could it be that something had happened to the little one?

Youyue continued her narration until she heard, "The male god was awestruck upon seeing the portrait of the sword-wielding figure," at which point Hexi's heart skipped a beat.

"What did you say?!"

Then Youyue told the story again.

In that instant, He Xi felt her heart pounding wildly.

My crush...fell in love with me at first sight!?

It seems like my crush and I are mutually attracted!

Whew, calm down, He Xi, calm down quickly, let You Yue finish speaking first.

So, He Xi gestured for You Yue to continue.

So Youyue carefully explained He Xi's script to the Heavenly King He Xi.

"...Therefore, I'm afraid my crush will go to Su Mali..."

He Xi let out a long sigh of relief: "I understand, I'll figure out how to handle it, don't worry."

The communication ended, and silence fell over the hall.

He Xi slowly raised her eyes and looked at a certain point in the void. The last trace of doubt in her eyes was finally dispelled by the overwhelming joy.

"Love at first sight!" she repeated softly, then could no longer contain her joy, and laughter flowed out like a clear spring.

"Hahaha! I knew it! I knew it! What aloof male god? He's nothing but a piece of cake in front of the number one beauty in Tiancheng!"

She smiled, her eyes crinkling, her silver hair swaying slightly with her light movements, completely immersed in a rare joy.

"What's got you so happy, you old hag?"

Just as He Xi was laughing happily, Keisha's amused voice came from behind her, making her freeze in place.

"Uh... Tomboy, what brings you here?" He Xi quickly suppressed her smile, trying to regain her usual composure, but her slightly flushed cheeks betrayed her.

"What? Can't I come?" Keisha approached slowly, a playful smile on her lips. "Looks like I've disturbed His Highness the Heavenly King's private laughter?"

He Xi's face immediately darkened, and she glared at Keisha with annoyance.