A slacking-off-the-fishing master becomes pregnant with twins.
Chapter 103: You've learned military strategy quite well!
He Wentao followed Chen Bo all the way and took many photos from a distance.
These were all materials he used to fabricate stories about Chen Bo.
Start with a picture, and let him write the caption!
As Chen Bo entered one of the wards, driven by curiosity and a desire for revenge, He Wentao quietly hid outside the door.
If we could actually find something wrong with Chen Bo, that would be incredibly satisfying.
He peeked through the crack in the door and saw what was happening inside the ward.
"Brother Bo, you came to visit the patient empty-handed? At least bring me some fruit!"
Seeing Chen Bo empty-handed, Bai Mao clicked his tongue.
"Do you need that little bit of fruit?"
Chen Bo glanced at the table beside the bed, which was filled with fruit baskets, reached out and picked up a cherry, wiped it on his clothes, and popped it into his mouth.
"I don't need it, but you can't just not send it!"
"Only people who don't get along need to bring gifts. Between us, is there any need for such superficiality?"
Chen Bo wasn't stingy, he was just too lazy.
I had to carry a fruit basket all the way to buy a fruit basket for visiting someone in the hospital early in the morning.
Chen Bo felt it was completely unnecessary.
This remark pleased Bai Mao greatly, and his dissatisfaction vanished instantly.
"That's right, Brother Bo and I are like kindred spirits, I wish we'd met sooner! I'd even like to chop off a chicken's head, burn joss paper, and become sworn brothers! Haha!"
The two then exchanged pleasantries for a while.
The conversation revolved around the conflict with Yang Jie last night.
"That son of a bitch, that driver of his was ruthless. I've found my chance, I'll kill him!"
Thinking about how Lao Niu had pinned him to the ground and brutally beaten him last night, Bai Mao was filled with rage.
Chen Bo picked up a few more cherries, wiped them on his clothes, and then popped them into his mouth one by one.
The white-haired man frowned as he looked at it.
"Brother Bo, don't just eat them yourself, get me a few too!"
"puff!"
Chen Bo spat out the cherry pit in his mouth into a trash can more than a meter away from him.
"This thing is filthy, it's been soaked in all sorts of high-tech and grueling work, would you eat it without washing it?"
"Then how will you eat?"
Chen Bo shrugged indifferently.
"I've trained my resistance to toxins since I was a child using gutter oil and Sudan Red; this kind of technology and grueling work is useless against me!"
White Hair grabbed a handful of cherries and threw them into his mouth without even wiping them.
"Then I'll also train my resistance to poison."
He Wentao hid outside the door, watching the two of them devour the entire box of fresh cherries that had been airlifted over.
"Birds of a feather flock together, those two idiots!"
He Wentao cursed, and just as he turned around, Bai Mao's sudden remark made him freeze instantly.
"Hey bro, look at this! That idiot actually washed his hair with Coke, hahaha! It's killing me!"
He Wentao's body stiffened for a moment.
Washing your hair with cola?
What are they talking about? Who washes their hair with Coke?
Chen Bo glanced at the chat history between Bai Mao and He Wentao.
"You're not really falling for him, are you? Still talking to him?"
White Hair licked his lips.
"Listen to what you're saying! I, Zhang Jiajun, have always only ever liked beautiful women!"
"The people who can turn you gay are often the ones you never expected!" Chen Bo said jokingly.
"Ugh, disgusting! I'm a straight man of steel, there's no way I could ever be turned gay by anyone, not even a nobody!"
He Wentao, standing outside the door, trembled, a bad premonition creeping into his heart.
Could it be...?
No, not possible!
But how did they know the life hacks that Xiaoxi taught him?
So he decided to test the waters.
He took out his phone and sent a message to his goddess, Lin Ruoxi.
"Xiaoxi, are you feeling any better?"
Inside the ward, Bai Mao's other phone vibrated.
Bai Mao picked it up, opened the voice-changing software, and said something into the phone in a coquettish tone.
"I'm much better now. How about I treat you to a meal when I'm discharged from the hospital?"
send!
He Wentao's phone vibrated.
At this moment, He Wentao was sweating profusely and trembling all over!
But he still wouldn't give up and clicked on the voice message from 'Lin Ruoxi'.
"I'm much better now. How about I treat you to a meal when I'm discharged from the hospital?" (A girl's sweet, coquettish voice!)
He Wentao stood at the door of the ward with his mouth slightly open.
Thunderstruck!
What's going on?!
Why?
Why do Zhang Jiajun (Bai Mao) say the exact same thing as Xiao Xi?
Could it be...?
Oh, no!
"Snapped!"
He Wentao's phone fell heavily to the ground.
The sound immediately caught the attention of Chen Bo and Bai Mao in the ward.
In an instant!
Three people with six eyes!
The air seemed to freeze!
Enraged, He Wentao rushed over and grabbed Bai Mao by the collar.
His eyes were wide open.
"I'm asking you, what's your relationship with Xiaoxi? Answer me now!"
Sunlight fell on He Wentao's ferocious facial features!
White Hair pouted.
"Um... this... that..."
"Brother Bo, what exactly is my relationship with Xiao Xi?"
Chen Bo is speechless!
"How would I know what your relationship with Xiaoxi is? Anyway, it's none of my business!"
He Wentao looked at Chen Bo, grabbed Chen Bo's collar, and roared angrily.
"What exactly happened? Tell me!"
Chen Bo blinked.
"Well... to tell you the truth, actually, Xiao Xi is just the white-haired guy in disguise!"
He Wentao's head suddenly went blank.
What?!
White hair... in disguise?
He Wentao was heartbroken.
Every night before he went to sleep, he would fantasize about the happy times he would have with Xiaoxi!
Before going to sleep, I listen to Xiaoxi's voice messages several times.
He had never loved a girl so deeply before.
You're telling me this is a white-haired guy in disguise?
In the end, the person who boasts about being handsome and sexy is actually a man?
Is the person I fantasize about being with in the future also a man?
He Wentao's breathing became increasingly rapid.
"You mean people who stay up late watching Peppa Pig are white-haired?"
Chen Bo shook his head seriously.
"No, only you, White Hair, aren't so bored. Staying up late watching Peppa Pig instead of sleeping? If White Hair is going to watch anything, it's beautiful women dancing!"
"Are you sucking on your saliva?"
"I can guarantee that. He did drink it, but only a small sip. He found it unpleasant and spat it out!"
"What about washing your hair with cola?"
*Pfft!*
"Hahahaha!" Chen Bo and Bai Mao could no longer hold back and burst into laughter.
"This was Bai Zhirui's idea, but we never imagined that anyone in this world would actually believe that washing your hair with cola can repair split ends and prevent hair loss. If that were true, how much would a bottle of cola cost?! Hahaha!"
Chen Bo laughed so hard he stomped his feet.
White Hair rolled around on the bed, clutching his stomach!
He Wentao has never been so angry before!
Watching Peppa Pig, drinking mouthwash, and washing hair with cola.
He actually did all of these things that normal people wouldn't do!
He had been dissatisfied with Chen Bo for some time.
It finally erupted like a volcano.
Chen Bo saw murderous intent in his eyes.
That's right!
It's murderous intent!
"Chen Bo, I'll fucking kill you!"
He Wentao's furious voice echoed throughout the entire corridor!
Just as Chen Bo was about to subdue He Wentao, he saw him suddenly pounce on the white-haired man.
Before Bai Mao could react, she tackled him to the hospital bed.
Enraged, He Wentao punched the white-haired man in the face.
White Hair reacted quickly and blocked the furious punch!
"Damn it, you're calling for Chen Bo, but you're here to hit me? You son of a bitch, you've got some serious military strategy up your sleeve!"
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