A slacking-off-the-fishing master becomes pregnant with twins.

Chapter 5 Who is this warm and soft person?

As night falls, the urban village not far from the residential area gradually becomes lively and bustling, with noise and the smell of cooking oil filling the entire street.

Chen Bo and Yuan Dabao arrived at a popular Xinjiang barbecue restaurant.

I ordered a bunch of lamb skewers, two lamb chops, two large kidneys, a squid, chicken wings, and other meats. I also went to the braised food shop next door and bought some edamame, pig's head meat, braised duck, and bean curd sheets.

Alcohol is definitely a must.

But it wasn't beer, it was baijiu (white liquor).

"So fierce, drinking this?" Chen Bo was a little surprised.

"You're heartbroken, of course you have to get drunk! Beer's no fun!"

Yuan Dabao took out a pack of Furongwang cigarettes, pulled one out, and handed it to Chen Bo.

Then he lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth before starting to pour the wine.

Yuan Dabao's image is more manly than any man's.

Chen Bo's lips twitched.

"I did break up, but I'm not sad at all; in fact, I'm quite happy. There's no need to be so dramatic!"

"Stubborn! Is your mouth the only thing that's tough for you men?" Yuan Dabao didn't believe it.

"I have plenty of hard spots, but forget it, you wouldn't understand!"

"Get lost!" Yuan Dabao rolled his eyes at Chen Bo. "Can't you at least have a drink with me?"

"You seem more worried than I am!"

"You figured it out?"

"I have a story to share!"

"Sigh, why are women these days so hard to please? It's like they only care about money, like a bottomless pit."

After saying that, Yuan Dabao sadly raised the glass in front of him and clinked it against Chen Bo's glass.

He downed two ounces of baijiu in one gulp.

Chen Bo stared wide-eyed at it.

Although Chen Bo could drink a little, he could only drink a maximum of half a jin (250ml).

He learned this skill while running his own business.

If someone drank like Yuan Dabao, they'd be out of commission in less than ten minutes.

But since Yuan Dabao, a girl, was so generous, Chen Bo really couldn't refuse to drink.

With a heavy heart, I downed two ounces of baijiu in one go.

The pungent, fishy smell made Chen Bo cough.

"If you can't drink, drink less. I'll finish mine, you can drink whatever you want!"

It is not very harmful and extremely insulting.

As Yuan Dabao spoke, he filled Chen Bo's wine glass to the brim.

"Did you have a fight with your girlfriend?" Chen Bo asked.

Chen Bo knew that Yuan Dabao had a girlfriend he had been dating for several years.

Yuan Dabao would occasionally bring her to the shared apartment, and Chen Bo had met her a few times.

But Chen Bo didn't have much affection for that girl.

It feels fake, pretentious, and materialistic.

But Yuan Dabao always regarded her as a treasure.

If we're talking about sycophants, Yuan Dabao is even more so than any man.

I always prepare expensive gifts for every holiday.

Available whenever needed, and always responsive to requests.

"Her brother got a girlfriend, and she wanted to buy him a car to show off. You know her, she's just a receptionist at a company, earning less than 5000 a month. In the end, the money for the car still ended up in my hands."

After saying that, another two ounces of baijiu went down Yuan Dabao's throat.

"Uh~~~" Yuan Dabao let out a burp.

"Take it easy, drinking too much of this is bad for your health," Chen Bo advised. "So you two had a fight because you disagreed with buying her brother a car?"

"How could I disagree!" Yuan Dabao filled his glass with more baijiu.

"What I mean is that we should do what we can afford and buy a car for around 100,000 yuan to use first. A car for around 100,000 yuan, whether it's a domestic or joint venture, is very good!"

But her brother just wouldn't have it. He insisted on buying the Mi Yu7, the long-range max version, which cost over 300,000 yuan! He even had the audacity to say that even a dog wouldn't drive a car that costs only 100,000 yuan. Damn it, I've been driving my beat-up Volkswagen Polo for 5 years and I still haven't changed cars. He's so great, he just comes up with a car that costs over 300,000 yuan right off the bat.

I disagreed, and she even threatened to break up with me. Doesn't she realize how little money her family earns in a year? Her iPhone, bags, and clothes were all given to her as gifts. Where did she get the audacity to break up with me?

As Yuan Dabao spoke, he became more and more excited, and with the added effect of alcohol, his face turned rosy.

"Since that's the case, why not just break up? There are plenty of fish in the sea, and besides, being alone is more comfortable. Isn't it good to be free like me?" Chen Bo comforted him.

Yuan Dabao shook his head helplessly and let out a long sigh!

"But I really love her. Without her, I feel like my world will lose its color!"

Yuan Dabao raised his wine glass again.

This time, Chen Bo reached out and stopped her.

"Being a simp is just being pretentious. The world is still wonderful without anyone!"

"I understand the logic, but I just can't do it. She's very beautiful and she's my type. You know, people like us have a very limited range of choices. Finding someone you like in such a small circle is such a lucky thing, so I really can't give her up!"

Even though I know she's only with me for my money!

Yuan Dabao chuckled self-deprecatingly, then pushed Chen Bo's hand away and took another sip.

"Drink less!" Chen Bo still advised.

"Don't be such a spoilsport. If you're not going to drink, just listen quietly and leave me alone. Let me get drunk tonight!" Yuan Dabao was already a little tipsy.

"Getting drunk won't solve anything. Since you're unwilling to make a sacrifice, then figure out a solution!"

Seeing that he couldn't persuade Yuan Dabao, Chen Bo picked up his wine glass and clinked it against her's.

"What can I do? I, Yuan Dabao, wouldn't do something as shameless as borrowing money to chase girls. I have an apartment in Focheng, which my parents bought for me. Although the property value has halved recently, it's still worth about a million yuan. I'll buy that apartment to tide me over, but I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents later!"

"You're awesome!" Chen Bo gave Yuan Dabao a thumbs up.

"We're both in the same boat, you're not much better off than me. Song Yan has been sucking your blood all these years, hasn't she? Why are men these days so miserable and so pathetic! The world is going to the dogs, people's hearts are no longer what they used to be!" Yuan Dabao complained.

"I'm much better off than you. At least after I saw Song Yanke's true colors, I never thought about marrying her. Besides, you're a woman too. You don't have to suffer like this. Wouldn't it be better to just be a peaceful woman?"

"There's really no way around it. I've tried it before, but whenever I get close to a man, I get goosebumps all over. It's disgusting. You can imagine what it's like to be intimate with your man."

Chen Bo imagined the scene for a moment, and then a chill ran down his spine.

"That's really disgusting."

"Let's not talk about these women anymore. For all of us poor men, let's drink until we drop tonight! Cheers!"

Yuan Dabao raised his wine glass, clinked it with Chen Bo's, and drank it all in one gulp.

****

"Ding, the host has successfully skipped work to sleep for an hour. Reward: 3 Dragon Kingdom Coins, 30 points of 'slacking off'."

"Current total value of slacking off: 660 points!"

"Received 30000 yuan into Longguo Bank account, current balance: 573024.58 yuan."

The next morning!

The system notification in his mind startled Chen Bo awake from his sleep.

Chen Bo had just woken up and was suffering from a splitting headache.

He drank himself into oblivion last night and couldn't even remember how he got home.