The impact of that fish head was indeed quite strong.

So much so that Sato's scream didn't seem so abrupt.

He casually stabbed the fish in the neck with a backhand stroke, ending its struggle.

You have defeated the Man-faced Fish and gained 2 Evolution Points.

[Detectable decomposable target: Human-faced fish]

[Disassembling yields: 3 Fresh Fish Meat (1 Day), 1 Twisted Spine, 1 Smiling Mask]

[Confirm decomposition?]

"break down."

The fish disappeared, and Klaus calmly took out his cleaning tools to wipe away the liquid and scales left behind.

Ren Yi then took out the trophy that had piqued his curiosity.

【Smiling Mask】

[Review: A social media powerhouse! It can make you the center of attention in three seconds. P.S.: It will make your friends question their own taste and your mental state.]

"..."

Social media powerhouse?

The only purpose of this thing for anyone is to prove Ivan's aesthetic sense.

"Ivan, this is for you!"

"Cool!" Ivan took the mask and put it on his face without hesitation.

The mask fit perfectly, and the strange mask covering the originally somewhat fierce face, combined with the burly and robust physique and unruly hairstyle, created an indescribable sense of absurdity.

It seems to be in some post-apocalyptic game.

A crazy NPC who holds a wrench in one hand, explosives in the other, and shouts "I'm going to ride on your skull."

[From No Man's Land, right? This smell is too strong!]

[Don't go yet, I think he's the raider leader from Fallout!]

[That smile, paired with that figure, gives off a really reassuring feeling? (Just kidding)]

[Covered face, my favorite (doge)]

Ivan was clearly pleased with his new look.

He stretched his neck, picked up "Thoughts" again, and the axe blade sliced ​​through the air with a soft hum.

The glittering gems dazzled the eyes.

As if remembering something, he brandished his axe and shouted:

"Heart...Attack Wave!"

The overwhelming impact of this indescribable dual pollution of sight and sound directly triggered a chain of accidents.

As he was baiting the hook with new bait, his finger slipped and he almost strangled his own hand on it.

Just recovering from the shock,

As Sato Jiro continued diligently condensing the salt, his hand trembled, and a large handful of freshly formed salt grains "splashed" back into the bucket.

He looked at his empty palms, feeling like crying but having no tears, and could only continue to bury himself in his work.

Klaus, who was climbing up the mast to change the sail, lost his balance and tore a large hole in the light sail in his hand with a "rip."

"..."

[One shout takes down three people, that's area-of-effect damage!]

[Sato: Thank you so much! It's all for nothing!]

[I think I heard Klaus's sanity snap...]

[Ivan wasn't always like this; it seems like he's really let loose now?]

The teasing comments in the live chat couldn't quell Klaus's anger.

In the end, Ivan, like a wronged little wife, under Klaus's death stare, used the [tough bio-fiber] provided by Renyi Friendship to repair the sail.

The long-suffering ghost bone boat has finally changed its sails, which are full of philosophical question marks.

It was changed to one side...

A lightweight sail shaped like a giant centipede.

However, with the sails raised, the speed did increase.

Jiro Sato has given up on the idea of ​​observing weaknesses and poisoning the ship.

The Russian fighter, Ivan, resembled a seriously ill patient with considerable fighting prowess.

Klaus, the cat from Hans Cat, looks respectable, but he has severe mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder...

Hmm, and perhaps there's also a tendency towards violence?

He witnessed Ivan almost being kicked into the sea by Klaus because he was standing on the ship's side trying to use the toilet.

As for the seemingly most normal-looking contestant from China...

Sato shuddered.

The most terrifying thing is that they always have a calm expression no matter what they do!

Let's take another look at this ship...

A talking figurehead, a trash can that burps, a wriggling "water purifier"

Before boarding the ship, he thought it was elegant and mysterious, but once he got on, he realized that it was a Cthulhu-themed experience room!

Observe weaknesses?

To seize the ship at an opportune moment?

Sato Jiro silently slapped himself in the face.

His only thought now is to honestly be a salt-producing tool and try to live to the day when Renyi suddenly becomes merciful!

……

As evening fell, the aroma of grilled fish wafted from the ghost bone boat.

Later, we caught a few more Lv2 mutated fish. Although they were no longer very effective for them, they looked normal and didn't make us feel disgusted.

Ivan volunteered to be the head chef.

In his words, it was to showcase the warrior's barbecue talent.

He cut the fish into thick pieces, skewered them, and placed them on the fire. Since he didn't have a small brush, he could only hold a seashell in one hand, pour the sauce over it, and then scrape it open with gusto.

The sauce inside the shellfish is a thick liquid made from a mixture of fish oil, rum, and salt.

After being coated with a thick layer of secret sauce, the flames leaped high, licking the fish pieces and instantly releasing a rich aroma of wine and charred fish.

Renyi thought that grilling tender meat was better done over a high flame, so he threw a small piece of flammable fat into the fire.

"boom--"

The flames instantly enveloped the fish pieces, and the outer skin quickly turned golden brown and crispy.

Two minutes later, Ivan triumphantly handed the golden, glistening fish pieces to Renyi and Klaus.

"Try Chef Ivan's cooking!"

Peeling back the crispy outer shell of the fish reveals an exceptionally tender and juicy interior. The rum's alcohol has evaporated, leaving only the sweetness of sugarcane.

The saltiness of the salt perfectly neutralizes the fishy smell of the fish oil, leaving only the freshness of the fish.

Klaus is a pragmatic person.

He immediately praised Ivan's cooking skills, asking about the sauce recipe while eating, and said he would definitely make it for Lina if he had the chance.

"We'll bake for her every day when we get back. The conditions are still too basic. If only we could serve it with applesauce..."

Ivan's face was full of nostalgia.

[Waaaaah, Ivan may be rough around the edges, but he's a good man!]

Klaus is my ideal man!

[Don't go yet, what is "Random"? Is it a cinnabar mole?]

[No, Renyi is Daddy (doge emoji).]

[The Coffin-Raising Fortune Account X Tough Guy Playing House]

The atmosphere on the ship was warm and peaceful, and even Jiro Sato, who was filled with despair and buried himself in his food, had the illusion that he was "camping with his friends".

This was his first hot meal in over a week!

This illusion was gently shattered after he let out a satisfied burp.

"Mr. Sato, are you full?"

"Hi! Thank you for the treat!" Sato Jiro shuddered and bowed.

"Hmm, I'm still 300 grams short of my quota for today. Keep it up."

Accompanied by the sound of rushing water, Jiro Sato began his hard work once again.

……

The energetic, muscular bear stood at the bow of the boat, gazing into the distance.

After checking that the repaired sail was still working properly, Klaus sat down in a corner to prepare to repair the rusty iron sword.

And they arbitrarily took out the [twisted spine],

[Comment: I was once a handsome prince, until I fell in love with a mermaid. For her, I gave up my legs, and as a result… I turned into a fish. PS: This is a sad story. Please observe three seconds of silence for it, then make it into a fishhook and go catch other fish.]

"..."

His expression went blank for a moment.

Just then, Ivan's excited shout came from the bow of the ship:

"Boss! Klaus! Land! I see land!"

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