Yandere Erii, stop tormenting Lu Mingfei!
44. A bloody storm is brewing in the world of male and female servants.
"Now that the voice imitation issue is resolved, the next thing to consider is a stage name and a persona," Lianjiang said.
"Do maids need a persona too?" Lu Mingfei understood the importance of a stage name, but knew nothing about personas. "Do they need to portray themselves as as pitiful as possible?"
A sick mother, a gambling father, a younger brother in school, and a broken woman.
The main theme is something that brings tears to the eyes of those who hear it and saddens those who see it.
"No, no, no, the maid's character design is to enrich the character's image and create her own characteristics. This makes it easier to leave a deep impression on the otaku guys and get them to buy her popcorn. If it's too miserable, it won't be good either, as it will make customers feel depressed and oppressed, and they won't come to the store next time."
Lianjiang began by explaining using herself as an example: "My stage name is Dong Xuelian. My persona is that of a wealthy young lady who has fallen on hard times and is now working here after her father's business went bankrupt. She has a gentle and warm personality and is proficient in instruments such as the piano and violin. When communicating with customers, I have to keep my persona in mind, which is like a second personality awakening."
Lu Mingfei looked thoughtful, a bit overwhelmed.
"I'll call myself Sakura-chan as my stage name," he said.
"It could be a more affectionate name, but as a full stage name, it seems too simplistic and common," Ren-chan shook her head.
In an instant, many virtuous and talented names flashed through Lu Mingfei's mind.
Sakura Aoi, Sakura Iijima, Mari Ozawa...
He covered his face with his hands, filled with shame, and couldn't think of a normal stage name at all.
"I'm out of ideas, Lian-chan, please help me!" Lu Mingfei was giving up and just gave him any stage name.
"How about Chihaya Ai-Sakura?" Ren-chan pondered for a moment and said, "Her character is a pure college girl who studied in England during high school and is now working part-time to support herself during university."
"This one will do." Lu Mingfei didn't want to bother with this matter.
Immediately afterwards, Lian Jiang dragged Lu Mingfei to the coffee shop to get his makeup done and try on clothes.
An hour later, Chihaya Aizawa, looking completely refreshed, stared at her reflection in the mirror. She was stunningly beautiful, with captivating eyes, bright red lips, and delicate, fragile features that made her irresistible. Goosebumps rose all over her body!
With her pink twin ponytails, a pink maid's tutu trimmed with lace, pink floral satin on her wrists, a heart-shaped choker around her long, fair neck, and a large bow tied at the back, and semi-transparent white stockings cinching her shapely thighs, Lu Mingfei felt like crying.
He doesn't look like a man at all!
I am truly a divine being born with the body of a male and a female!
"Everyone, please look over here! Starting today, Chihaya Ai is a member of our male-female maid shop~ You can affectionately call her Sakura-chan~"
Lianjiang introduced the completely new Lu Mingfei to her colleagues.
The flamboyantly dressed male and female servants crowded around, scrutinizing the newlyweds with extremely critical eyes. However, Sakura-chan was just too perfect! They could only look on with envy and surprise.
"Come on, Sakura-chan, please state your maid declaration! Then let's get to work!" Ren-chan looked at him expectantly.
Now that things have come to this, there's no use going back. Lu Mingfei blushed and exclaimed in an extremely cute and sweet voice, "I'm so happy to be a maid! QAQ! I'll do my best to make sure every young master who visits leaves satisfied!"
Then, looking aggrieved, he put his hands in front of his chest and made a heart shape.
Disappointment, depression, sadness.
Ah ah ah ah ah!
Sakura-chan is so cute!!!
It's just an expression, this disgusted yet pitiful expression, it's amazing!
The group of men and women shouted excitedly, almost fainting.
What the hell are you guys getting so excited about!
Lu Mingfei was dumbfounded. He was just following Lianjiang's instructions to make a heart shape with his hands.
Are you all effeminate? Haven't you ever tried to look cute in the mirror? Shouldn't you be immune to this kind of thing?
"Sakura-chan, you really are a genius in the world of effeminate men!" Ren-chan said expectantly.
In short, Lu Mingfei made his debut in the male-female-female café.
Since it was his first day of business, he was mainly responsible for doing some simple tasks. He didn't have to chat or play with the customers alone. At the same time, he observed how his colleagues greeted customers and how they made expressions and gestures that would excite and satisfy them.
Lu Mingfei was studying it carefully, even more attentively than when he was in class at Shilan Middle School.
She occasionally tries to imitate facial expressions and gestures to enrich her maid experience, but even so, many otaku still notice Sakura-chan at a glance as she grinds coffee in front of the counter, sometimes with a regretful look, full of melancholy and sadness, as if she has just finished reading No Longer Human.
"Why do male-female maid shops have real girls? Isn't this deceiving consumers? I came here for the sweet and soft male-female maids!" One of the young customers saw Lu Mingfei and angrily expressed his dissatisfaction.
Lian said apologetically, "This is a newcomer, a boy, a real boy, and definitely more impressive than yours."
"What?!" Upon hearing this, the customers were excited, their eyes shining. They couldn't believe that such beautiful men and women existed in the world!
"I want to order it!" the customer said arrogantly.
Lianjiang bowed apologetically, "This is a newcomer, still getting familiar with the business, and will officially debut in a few days."
"Can't you debut early? I can pay double, no, triple the price!" The customer was wealthy and had already taken advantage of Lu Mingfei.
"This..." Lianjiang was in a dilemma, as she rarely encountered such an unreasonable customer.
"Ten times!" Lu Mingfei looked at the customer with a serious expression.
He felt he had pretty much mastered the business process; it was just a matter of coaxing the otaku guy, acting cute and interacting, and maybe playing games together at most!
Moreover, a tenfold price increase is very beneficial for boosting your sales performance!
In order to ensure that Lu Mingfei would work properly at the male-female-female coffee shop, Yuan Zhisheng even set a performance target for him, and he could only start learning swordsmanship once he reached the standard.
Therefore, Lu Mingfei also desperately needs to achieve results!
"No problem!" the guest readily agreed.
"Is it really okay?" Lianjiang looked at Lu Mingfei, feeling a little uneasy. After all, seeing and doing are two different things. If there were any shortcomings in the service and a complaint was filed, it would affect the store's reputation.
Especially in Akihabara, a place frequented by otaku who love to grind monsters, reputation is crucial to a business, and even a small incident can easily spread.
But Lu Mingfei nodded seriously!
Isn't he just a shut-in?
Me too! Nobody understands otaku better than me!
He then walked out from behind the counter, his legs gracefully crossed and knees bent. He lifted his pink dress with both hands, a slight smile playing on his lips, and said in a sweet and alluring voice:
"Welcome home, Master! Let Sakura-chan accompany you through an unforgettable magical time!"
After the dress-lifting ceremony, he even designed a small peace sign, tilted his head, closed one eye, and said in a soft and adorable voice, "ciallo~ ciallo~".
puff--!
Blood was flowing from the customer's nostrils.
"I'm in love!!!!!!!!!" He fainted from excitement.
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