If you're going on a blind date, do it properly, don't confiscate my property!

"Sister Yue, are you... alright?"

Xu Lang cautiously approached the door, hesitated several times before finally uttering a nonsensical literary remark.

The crying inside the room seemed to be on fast-forward, instantly escalating from Lin Daiyu burying flowers to a heart-wrenching lament, utterly devastating.

You're a tough woman in the workplace, Sister Yue, how can you not take this bullshit love seriously?

It's just one meeting, and you're crying for him?

Your tears are so cheap!

"Sister Yue, what a scoundrel! He's not worth our tears. We should expose his scheme as soon as possible..."

yah-

The door was suddenly opened.

Like a patient suffering from severe tear incontinence, Zhang Yuejiao appeared before us with tears streaming down her face, her eyes red and her hair slightly disheveled, and she still couldn't stop crying.

She suddenly threw herself into Xu Lang's arms—

"Waaaaah..."

She hugged Xu Lang tightly and burst into tears.

Xu Lang could feel his shoulders were soaked with tears, his chest was soft and deformed from being squeezed, and there was a faint fragrance on her body.

She held on tightly and cried her heart out.

Xu Lang gently patted her back and softly comforted her:

"Sister Yue, don't cry. As the saying goes, the sooner you die, the sooner you're free from suffering. The sooner we see through the rotten people, the sooner we're free. There's no loss! Really!"

"It's not worth crying over a jerk!"

His gentle words of comfort had no effect; he still couldn't stop Zhang Yuejiao's tears from falling like pearls, and the area of ​​her shoulder that was soaked grew larger and larger...

More than ten minutes passed!

She finally stopped, but was still sobbing. Her eyeliner, mascara, and foundation had blended together, making her look like a Picasso abstract painting.

But she didn't care at all:

"Have a drink with me!"

The first thing Xu Lang said was that she wanted to drown her sorrows in alcohol.

Under these circumstances, Xu Lang simply couldn't refuse:

"Wait for me, I'm going downstairs to buy some food."

……

A dozen minutes later!

Xu Lang returned with a lot of barbecue, only to find Zhang Yuejiao already sitting alone at the coffee table, drinking alone!

There was beer in the fridge, and she couldn't wait for Xu Lang's barbecue.

Xu Lang put down the barbecue, opened a bottle of beer, and accompanied her to get drunk.

Zhang Yuejiao immediately started talking:

"He's really after business resources... Waaah... I just want to marry an honest man, why is it so hard?"

"My conditions aren't bad, and I've lowered my standards a lot, so why...why can't I still meet the right person?!"

"Every detail about him pleased me, but it turned out to be all an act. Is there not a single sincere person in this world?"

"Why? Xu Lang, tell me, why does society have such a strong prejudice against us older, high-achieving women?"

"..."

She seemed to be pouring out years of pent-up bitterness all at once, cursing her scumbag ex, social injustice, the world being sick... she cursed them all.

In her state, Xu Lang did not discourage her, but simply echoed her with a few words to let her vent her frustrations.

Its main focus is on companionship!

I don't know how much time has passed!

Zhang Yuejiao was already completely drunk, and Xu Lang wasn't much better off. Somehow, the two of them ended up rolling around together.

The dawn of a new day!

A sharp, piercing scream shattered the silence of dawn!

"what……"

The piercing sound was deafening. Xu Lang had just been awakened and hadn't even reacted when he was kicked to the ground.

"You...you scoundrel...what did you do to me?"

Zhang Yuejiao frantically checked her clothes. The zipper was zipped up, the buttons were fastened, her pants were still on, and her top was intact, but her hair was a complete mess.

But still filled with anger and panic, he stared intently at Xu Lang, who let out a scream of pain as he got up from the ground.

"Xu Lang, have you been planning this for a long time? You have a crush on me?"

Xu Lang got up from the ground, his head still aching and he smelled of alcohol. He couldn't remember how he got in last night.

He patted his head, glanced around, frowned, and when he looked at Zhang Yuejiao, his gaze became more resolute:

"Sister Yue, get this straight, this is my room!"

Zhang Yuejiao then realized what was happening, glanced around, felt a little embarrassed, but forced herself to shout:

"You must have brought me in here. What...what do you want?"

"You forcibly kissed me the night before last, Xu Lang, you planned this all along!"

"Don't even think about it. Even if something really happened between us, I won't marry you!"

He got out of bed while talking, muttering curses as he left the room.

Xu Lang: "..."

I rolled my eyes inwardly, utterly speechless!

Did I plan this all along?

I admit, you're pretty good-looking, have a good figure, and are quite well-endowed, but not to the point that I need to put in any effort!

"Older single woman"—it's like I want to marry you!

A loud bang was heard!

Zhang Yuejiao had already returned to her room, but she quickly came out and went to the bathroom to wash up.

Xu Lang looked at the bed; there were a few long hairs on the mattress—women just love to lose hair.

He kept thinking about it, but he just couldn't remember how the two of them ended up in the room to sleep last night.

I'm just not going to think about it anymore!

I glanced at the time; it was still a long time before I had to go to work.

I picked up my phone from the floor and lay down on the bed.

I saw that Teacher Zhou Yun'e sent me more than a dozen WeChat messages and made two voice calls.

From initial affection to later becoming friends, then questioning, and finally threatening to go find Xu Lang's friends.

Xu Lang replied casually, "I went to sleep as soon as I got back last night, and my phone was on silent, so I didn't hear it."

That's how perfectly at ease I am!

Anyway, I'm not really interested in her, so this reply is perfect!

……

A bathroom in a primary school teachers' dormitory!

"Ah..." A piercing scream suddenly rang out, filled with anger and speechlessness.

It turned out to be Ms. Zhou Yun'e, who was brushing her teeth. She was already in a bad mood, and last night she sent more than a dozen messages, but Xu Lang didn't reply to any of them, and he didn't answer her calls either.

But I still have to go to work in the end, and brush my teeth early in the morning!

Finally, seeing that Xu Lang had replied to a message, her bad mood instantly vanished. She bit her toothbrush, washed her hands, dried them, and picked up her phone.

But all I got was this bland and meaningless reply.

Did you go straight to sleep when you got back?

Young man, who the hell goes to bed at eight or nine o'clock?

Are you kidding me?

But am I a three-year-old? I'm a black belt in the dating game, do you think I wouldn't see through your perfunctory reply?

She screamed in anger!

This attracted the attention of her three roommates, who asked her with concern what was wrong.

Teacher Wang, who was on a blind date with Wang Wanfu, glanced at the reply on her phone and instantly understood.

The sisters sent more than a dozen messages, but the other party only replied with one, and it was so perfunctory.

These are all seasoned players in the dating game; this reply is utterly perfunctory...

Thinking back to last night when my sister was so excited about Xu Lang that she lost control of her emotions, it was obvious that she was simply taking the initiative to get close to him.

To her surprise, her sister was so beautiful and taller than her, and countless men were captivated by her, yet Xu Lang—remained uninterested.

I suddenly felt a little happy and secretly pleased, hehe!

But she still seemed a little angry:

"Xiao Zhou, you have so many suitors, you don't need him. Humph, let's find someone richer than him."

Teacher Zhou, however, seemed to be aroused by a strong competitive spirit. She took the toothbrush out of her mouth, gripped it tightly in her hand, and said angrily:

"Those richer than him aren't as handsome; hmph, none of them are men I, Zhou Yun'e, can't win over."

A lot of foam sprayed from his mouth landed on the mirror in front of him. He suddenly turned around, looked at Teacher Wang, and was about to speak—

With a hint of wariness, Teacher Wang took a step back and hurriedly said:

"Um...why don't you brush your teeth first?"

Teacher Zhou realized this, immediately filled a glass with water, and quickly rinsed the foam from her lips:

"Didn't you turn his brother into a lapdog? You invite him out and tell him to invite Xu Lang along. If Xu Lang doesn't come, you don't go. He'll definitely listen to you."