If you're going on a blind date, do it properly, don't confiscate my property!
Chapter 6: The Cutting Edge of Premarital Medical Examinations!
The entire logic closed instantly!
If it weren't for the system's 100,000 yuan temptation, he would have found an excuse to run away right now; but he can't, he has to complete the system's task and hold on for thirty minutes.
He maintained his smile, appearing exceptionally sincere, even somewhat fanatical, under the restaurant lights.
Snapped!
Xu Lang slammed his hand on the table, causing the steak the waiter had just served to shift slightly, making the cutlery clatter. Ms. Huang, who was about to pick up her knife and fork, was startled.
"DINK (Double Income No Kids)? That's awesome!"
Miss Huang frowned slightly, a hint of displeasure flashing across her face, as if she were looking at a tasteless nouveau riche:
"Mr. Xu, please...please mind your manners!"
Xu Lang hurriedly waved his hand, leaned forward slightly, and said with a fervent look in his eyes:
"I'm sorry, Ms. Huang, I got too excited and lost control of my emotions."
"Did you know what? I'm also childless by choice. I strongly support the childless lifestyle. I even think that having children is a waste of Earth's resources and a desecration of personal freedom!"
Ms. Huang was stunned.
Does she really want to be childless?
of course not!
It's because they take birth control pills like candy and have abortions as a daily routine. Their uteruses are practically balder than their faces, so they have no choice but to join the "DINK club".
To meet a true DINK (double income, no kids) is like a gift from God; isn't that a ready-made backup plan?
She forced a smile:
"You think so too? Many men nowadays, even so-called elites, still can't shake off the feudal idea of carrying on the family line deep down."
"That's because they're narrow-minded." Xu Lang waved his hand dismissively, then picked up his knife and fork, cut his steak, and continued his nonsense:
"I'm different from them. I believe that life is short, so we must be sexy and pursue the ultimate spiritual enjoyment, rather than being dragged down for life by a crying, fussy blob."
A blush crept onto Miss Huang's face. She picked up the glass of red wine in front of her, swirled it gently, and a smug smile curved her lips.
"It seems Aunt Wang didn't introduce the wrong person, Mr. Xu. You are very insightful, and upon closer inspection, quite forward-thinking!"
"That's right, my greatest strength is my open-mindedness!" Xu Lang was overjoyed inside, but kept a straight face.
"By the way, Ms. Huang, you just said you want to go to the U.S. for three months every year? No problem, I support you, I fully support you. I'll reimburse you for the expenses of those three months."
While performing, I turned on my phone screen; only twelve minutes had passed.
Normally, when I'm scrolling through short videos, thirty minutes pass in the blink of an eye. But today, it's like the time is glued on, not moving an inch.
Xu Lang shifted his position, finding it extremely uncomfortable to sit still.
It's not physical discomfort, it's psychological unease!
Ms. Huang's smile was no longer forced, but a genuine one, yet she noticed him fidgeting.
"Mr. Xu, are you feeling unwell?"
Xu Lang straightened his posture slightly and smiled:
"No, it's nothing. My back is just a little sore after a long day at work!"
Miss Huang hesitated for a moment, leaned forward slightly, and a sly glint flashed in her eyes:
"I had a very pleasant chat with Mr. Xu today. How about you go get a room later and I'll give you a massage?"
woohoo...
Xu Lang shivered, his soul almost leaving his body.
He dared not enter the passageway that had long been abandoned.
"No need, no need, I'll just go home and rest for a bit."
Ms. Huang seemed to have completely let her guard down and began to talk at length about her "glorious years" in the United States and her "high society" friends, showing off her sense of superiority.
Xu Lang, on the other hand, played the perfect supporting role, nodding in agreement from time to time and praising her for being independent and thoughtful, among other things.
The intervals between tapping the phone screen to light up are getting shorter and shorter; while eating steak, they don't forget to flatter each other.
Time, thanks to Xu Lang's mental bribery, finally struggled to reach the twenty-eighth minute.
The last two minutes.
Xu Lang picked up a tissue, wiped his mouth, and his expression suddenly became solemn:
"Ms. Huang, you've said so much, may I say a few words?"
"OK, of course!" Miss Huang put down her knife and fork, straightened her posture slightly, and listened attentively.
Xu Lang glanced at the time on his phone out of the corner of his eye, silently counting down in his mind:
"Miss Huang, you are free-thinking and unrestrained in spirit. Whoever marries you is extremely lucky, their ancestors' graves must be emitting auspicious smoke."
"I haven't received a Western education, so my thinking might not be as unrestrained and free. Therefore, I have one requirement for my marriage partner: as long as you agree, I can fulfill all your requests."
Miss Huang's eyes burned with anticipation:
"What do you want? Tell me!"
"Hmm..." Xu Lang pondered for a moment, actually stalling for time, with only a few seconds left.
"Ding!"
Triggered the kill threshold!
A pleasant voice echoed in Xu Lang's mind:
[Congratulations, host! You have successfully completed your second blind date. Reward: 100,000 RMB!]
I immediately checked my phone's SMS messages and saw that the bank had deposited the money into my account.
call--
Finally, I can flip the table.
The forced smile on her face could finally be relaxed as she stared into those burning eyes before her:
"Ms. Huang, are you willing to undergo a premarital medical examination?"
hum-
The air froze instantly.
Ms. Huang's expression froze instantly, and her burning gaze suddenly dimmed.
Premarital checkup?
This... this is tantamount to making her strip down to her underwear and hang it on the city wall for exhibition!
Wouldn't her "glorious achievements" during her "highlight moments" in the U.S. be made public?
This is worse than killing her!
The defenses were breached on the spot!
His gaze suddenly turned cold, and his voice rose sharply in volume:
"Mr. Xu, what do you mean? Are you insulting me?"
Xu Lang's lips curled into a barely perceptible sneer, and he spread his hands, feigning innocence.
"Ms. Huang, please don't misunderstand. I'll also have a premarital checkup; it's for the sake of both of us, for healthy offspring, and for the benefit of the country and its people!"
Miss Huang clenched her fists, her body trembling, and stared at Xu Lang through gritted teeth, wishing she could smash his mouth.
The more excited I was just now, the more I want to kill someone right now.
"Premarital checkup...check your mother's..."
He cursed angrily, grabbed his bag, and turned to leave.
This attracted a lot of attention!
Xu Lang remained calm and collected, watching her disheveled figure with a slight smile on his lips.
Want to get married? Get a premarital checkup first! Those who are afraid of premarital checkups are basically a no-go!
Despite the strange looks from those around him, Xu Lang showed no embarrassment. He paid the bill on his phone and then left gracefully!
Humming the tune of "Today is a Good Day," I rode my electric scooter to the bank to check my account.
One hundred thousand yuan lies safely in the account.
Go to the supermarket next door and buy a carton of pure milk, then go to the pharmacy next door and buy a box of donkey-hide gelatin.
I'll visit Sister Wang again!
I called her beforehand, but couldn't get through; I guess she was playing mahjong and her phone died, so she forgot to charge it.
Go straight there.
When he arrived at Sister Wang's house, he saw a police car parked there, and uniformed police officers escorted a middle-aged man into the police car.
They roared away!
Xu Lang's heart tightened. He parked his electric scooter, picked up the milk and donkey-hide gelatin, and strode into Sister Wang's living room.
The living room was a mess, with many vases, cell phones, televisions, coffee tables, mahjong sets, and other items smashed and scattered everywhere.
Sister Wang sat upright on the sofa, her hair disheveled, her clothes torn in several places, revealing her snow-white skin, and she was only wearing one shoe, the other missing...
She lowered her head, covered her face with her hands, and her shoulders trembled slightly... she was sobbing softly!
The usually elegant and dignified Sister Wang was now in such a disheveled state. Xu Lang put down what he was holding and walked over quietly.
"Sister Wang, what... what happened?"
Unexpectedly, Sister Wang grabbed his leg and burst into tears.
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