When Zhao Gongming traveled through the prehistoric world, the Three Pure Ones were in harmony, and Kunlun Mountain was peaceful and serene.
In order to protect himself during the great calamity, he started a frenzied weapon-forging mode.
But...
Summary
When Zhao Gongming traveled through the prehistoric world, the Three Pure Ones were in harmony, and Kunlun Mountain was peaceful and serene.
In order to protect himself during the great calamity, he started a frenzied weapon-forging mode.
But... the properties of these magical artifacts seem a bit off?
[100% chance of being caught bare-handed by a blade - Holy Sword]: Ignores realm and forces the user to kneel!
Side effect: The user must cry out in tears, "You unfilial son, your father is heartbroken!"
[The Real Face-Slapping Brick]: The law of causality always applies, and it's designed to slap you in the face!
Side effect: You have to shout "I'll punch you in the chest with my little fists" using a high-pitched voice!
【Retreat, Retreat, Retreat - Dust Brush】: Absolute magic immunity!
Side effect: You have to act like a middle-aged woman, stomping your feet and shouting "Back off! Back off! Back off!"
Seeing the disciples of the three religions die one by one on the spot, Zhao Gongming said:
"I'm just a weapon refiner. What does it matter to me if a magic weapon is overpowered? Want to refine one? Bring your top-tier rare and precious materials and line up!"
Years later, the Great Tribulation of the Investiture of the Gods began.
Watching the celestial saints playing mahjong, pole dancing, and shouting cheesy pickup lines inside the Immortal Execution Formation, Dao Ancestor Hongjun was devastated:
"This generation of prehistoric beings is too difficult to manage!!"
- 1 Chapter 1 asked you to forge a weapon, and you forged one that could "catch a blade barehanded&
- 2 Chapter 2: Top-Grade Innate Spiritual Treasure, Sanxiao's First Experience of Death
- 3 Chapter 3 The Rebellious Son Kneels! Isn't this scene a bit too abstract?
- 4 Chapter 4 Don't make such "Longli" jokes! I don't do incest!
- 5 Chapter 5: Cihang, who becomes "Little Nanliang," and the eerie gaze of the Golden Spirit
- 6 Chapter 6 Senior Sister, Do You Want to Win Against Duobao? Cihang's "Mystery of Origins&q
- 7 Chapter 7 I'm Zha Zha Hui! The "-99999" above Senior Brother Duobao's head
- 8 Chapter 8 Junior Brother, I want some too! Cihang's Little Southern Liang Moments
- 9 Chapter 9 The Magic Wand! Cihang's Tough Guy Dream and the Ancestral Dragon Pearl
- 10 Chapter 10 Balala Energy! The Primordial Celestial Venerable Sprays Tea, and a Female Version of Emp
- 11 Chapter 11 Does Di Jun Have a Daughter? The Tongtian Cult Leader's Divine Misunderstanding
- 12 Chapter 12 Compassionate Journey: Yes, yes, yes! That's the taste! Ksitigarbha kneels!
- 13 Chapter 13 Senior Brother, why are you blushing like a teapot? Jin Ling: Is your Dao Heart stable?
- 14 Chapter 14 She's an Islander! The Human Fountain Medicine Buddha and the Frugal Bull Demon King
- 15 Chapter 15 Junior Brother, stop talking! You're spitting blood all over my face!
- 16 Chapter 16 I just wanted to show off! Big Head Son and Small Head Dad?
- 17 Chapter 17 Even a broken throat won't help! Maitreya: Even if it's cured, it'll still
- 18 Chapter 18 Calamity Qi Enters the Body? Maitreya: Quick, use that! That one's stronger!
- 19 Chapter 19 A real man should do what a real man does! Yuan Shi: Believe it or not, I'll slap th
- 20 Chapter 20: The Photo Retention Stones Sell Well! Bull Demon King: Senior Brother has truly unique t
- 21 Chapter 21 Yuanshi breaks down in tears, trying to undermine his foundation? Tongtian: You old bald
- 22 Chapter 22 Why Am I from Nanliang? Demon Master Kunpeng Suffers Cardiac Arrest!
- 23 Chapter 23 Your Majesty, Please Show Some Respect! The Demon Master Kunpeng tries to escape overnigh
- 24 Chapter 24 The Demon Emperor's Reputation! Donghuang Taiyi: What kind of monster are you? Get o
- 25 Chapter 25 Why aren't you calling me "stepmother" yet? Lu Ya: This is the hand of a s
- 26 Chapter 26 Stop fighting! Lu Ya: Father, it's like this, meow!
- 27 Chapter 27 Lu Ya: I'm your son, meow! Xi He: Wear this tonight and come find me!
- 28 Chapter 28 Demon Master, you're really hungry! Zhao Gongming: I have an idea, but I haven'
- 29 Chapter 29 You guys are staring at her, she'll get shy! Di Jiang: Blushing my foot!
- 30 Chapter 30 Dijiang: Woof woof woof! Dijun: That feels so good! A little harder!
- 31 Chapter 31 Di Jun: That was an accident! Zhao Gongming: Your Demon Court even has a clubhouse?!
- 32 Chapter 32 is only a quarter of an hour? Isn't Sister Yu the one who will receive great fortune
- 33 Chapter 33 Elysium? Ao Lie: For the sake of my bloodline, I'll twist! I'll twist like craz
- 34 Chapter 34 Liu Ji 1 coins! The entire prehistoric world is watching the dragon race's "pup
- 35 Chapter 35: Ancestral Dragon Technique Instantly Reaches Max Level? Awesome Magic! And that spicy so
- 36 Chapter 36 Awesome Magic! Xuan Du: Eh~ No way! How do I do it?!
- 37 Chapter 37 Huanglong: I want a magic weapon too! Nuwa: What kind of evil path are you senior brother
- 38 Chapter 38 A Power Struggle? Di Jun and Di Jiang Join Forces! Dong Wang Gong: This script isn't
- 39 Chapter 39 Di Jun and Di Jiang's Mixed Doubles! Dong Wang Gong: Who on earth forged this magic
- 40 Chapter 40 The Ultimate Technique! Year Kill! Eastern King Duke: This magic weapon... is very potent
- 41 Chapter 41 I will throw the mud dragon into the sea! Di Jiang: Ouch! My butt!
- 42 Chapter 42 Dijiang: You have your bottom line, you idiot! A team of villains teams up to farm Red Cl
- 43 Chapter 43 Dijiang: I'm being unreasonable! Zhao Gongming: All three of my senior uncles posses
- 44 Chapter 44 Dijiang: Wouldn't it be a waste if I didn't scold him for two days...? Zhao Gon
- 45 Chapter 45 Tongtian: I'm asleep! Huanglong: Junior brother, I'm going to make a name for m
- 46 Chapter 46 The Overbearing CEO Huang Long! Duobao: Young people who lack martial ethics are like rat
- 47 Chapter 47 Di Jiang's Verbal Outburst Against the Styx! Huang Long: Three years east of the riv
- 48 Chapter 48 Woman, you're playing with fire! Shi Ji: Actually, I like my senior brother too!
- 49 Chapter 49 Snowflakes are falling and the north wind is howling. Duobao: It's my turn to show o
- 50 Chapter 50 Rat Tail Juice! Duobao: I was careless, I didn't dodge!
- 51 Chapter 51 Styx Red Warmth: What the hell is this thing?! Di Jiang: I'm tempted!
- 52 Chapter 52 Xuandu: Hu La Tang, be good! Dijiang: I want Yuan Tu Abi!
- 53 Chapter 53 Filming a movie? Ding Guangxian: Warning! Warning! Warning! Those with a bit of suspense,
- 54 Chapter 54 Beware of Lightning! Beware of Lightning! Beware of Lightning! Dingguangxian: I'm ha
- 55 Chapter 55 Master of Shadows! Guang Chengzi: Is this your excuse for breaking up?
- 56 Chapter 56 Even Rahu dared not invade! Tongtian: Get down the mountain, all of you!
- 57 Chapter 57 Where's the Psychology Committee Member? I'm Not Feeling Right! Liu Haizhu and
- 58 Chapter 58 Lu A Jinan car! Di Jun: Second brother, do you want a wife?
- 59 Chapter 59 Lu A Jinan car! Donghuang Tai 1: Stop shaking it! If you shake it again, you'll real
- 60 Chapter 60 Yuan Hua VS Liu Haizhu! Dong Wanggong: Stop fighting! I'll pay you, okay?!
- 61 Chapter 61 Hongjun: With you two dead, bad days will turn into good days!
- 62 Chapter 62 My wife is giving birth! Hongjun: Don't force me to slap you when I'm having fu
- 63 Chapter 63 Heroes Can Endure Injustice! Gonggong: Man! Who does Wata love?
- 64 Chapter 64 Heroes Can Endure Injustice! Houtu: Is it too late for me to leave now?
- 65 Chapter 65 Oops, I jumped in! Demons dance wildly in the underworld!
- 66 Chapter 66: Overture to the Dead! Styx: I don't want to hear it! Oh, it smells so good!
- 67 Chapter 67: If the code can run, don't touch it! Clan Chief: My son can't be raised like a
- 68 Chapter 68 The Scheming Frog 1 Keeps Touching Your Belly! Clan Chief: My son has the bearing of an e
- 69 Chapter 69 Damn it, two stubborn bastards! Styx: I'm suddenly so excited!
- 70 Chapter 70 I am Sun Xiaochuan! Di Jiang: All eyes are on me! I am an orphan!
- 71 Chapter 71 Stealing Rahu's Poop for Fertilizer? Di Jun: I'm definitely getting this magic
- 72 Chapter 72 Chicken Neck Monster? Di Jun: I won? No, you danced!
- 73 Chapter 73 Lu Ya, your IQ is a whopping 160! Di Jun: Give my brother one!
- 74 Chapter 74 The will-o'-the-wisp stopped at the door! Donghuang Tai 1: Oi! Old Deng! Give me som
- 75 Chapter 75 Kuafu: Life is short, why not give it a try? Dijiang: Holy crap! My cabbage?!
- 76 Chapter 76 Ugly Monster! Dijiang: Oh my god! Donghuang: If the ghost fire goes off, your parents hav
- 77 Chapter 77 Dijiang: Love? I love you, you idiot! Cihang: Show!
- 78 Chapter 78 Zhen Yuanzi: There's a murderous aura! Wang Jingze's bowl and Cihang's reg
- 79 Chapter 79 The scenery here is exceptionally beautiful! Lü Yue: Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!
- 80 Chapter 80 Duobao: It smells so good! Lü Yue: Back off! Xiang Liu: Did I arrive just in time?
- 81 Chapter 81 Yo yo yo! Isn't this the Swinging Sheep? Zhao Gongming attains the Great Luo!
- 82 Chapter 82 Chi You Reincarnated Too? Zhao Gongming: Oh my, is this a dual male lead script?
- 83 Chapter 83 Xuanyuan: Master, you're dancing yourself! Guang Chengzi breaks down!
- 84 Chapter 84 The Curved Blade Slices Through the Red Rose! Guang Chengzi: What am I, his master?
- 85 Chapter 85 is superfluous! General Yu's Flying Kick VS Qinghai's Shake! A fateful duel!
- 86 Chapter 86 Guang Chengzi: Meow? Xuanyuan: Master, they are all my idols!
- 87 Chapter 87 Lighting a lamp in the toilet? Xuanyuan: Let me scratch your butt with a knife and show y
- 88 Chapter 88 Dijiang is subjected to a series of hard-hitting attacks! Inside the 8th Palace, all the
- 89 Chapter 89 Di Jiang's face changes in an instant! Hong Jun: Come out and meet my grand-disciple
- 90 Chapter 90 Is the Emperor Actually the Incarnation of a Advisor? Yang Mei: I heard you have a lot of
- 91 Chapter 91 What kind of things did Hongjun teach? Kunpeng: My father's father is called Grandpa
- 92 Chapter 92 My father's father is called Grandpa! Zhao Gongming: Don't force me to slap you
- 93 Chapter 93 Labor and I on the Shu Road! Styx: You son of a bitch... It's a deal!
- 94 Chapter 94 Don't Love Me, It'll Lead to Nothing! Styx Shakes His Flower Hand: This dazzlin
- 95 Chapter 95 Last night I lost to a wheelchair on Mount Akina! Extortion and then escape, so exciting!
- 96 Chapter 96 Thunderous Purple-Gold Hammer! Bai Ze: I'd even cross-dress for revenge!
- 97 Chapter 97 Squatting-Style Hard Control! Zhao Gongming: I desperately want to escape, but I can'
- 98 Chapter 98 Thunderclap! This Heaven-Reaching Cultivation! Zhao Gongming: The prize pool is still acc
- 99 Chapter 99 Even your own elder brother deserves a beating! Candle 9 Yin: Lu A Jinan car! Run him ove
- 100 Chapter 100 The End of the Universe is Organization! Tongtian: Hmph! I'm so angry!
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