Fox Demon: Why did your brother beat you up every day at the beginning of the month?
Chapter 103 The Little Fox Demon Who's Not Good at Cooking
Xiao Yuechu pouted. So what if he's a little more handsome and stronger than me? He's still my most respected older brother. What's with all the arrogance?
At worst, I'll kowtow to him and apologize, and kneel on the ground drawing lines of self-reflection all night! Pshaw! What's so great about that?
Dongfang Haoyang slowly raised his hand.
"Big brother, please don't hit me, I was wrong!"
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Tu Shan Honghong and Tu Shan Rongrong both looked at Dongfang Haoyang, who was completely speechless.
"I just grabbed a blanket, what are you yelling about!"
Dongfang Yuechu, who was still somewhat traumatized from being hit and had his hands covering his head, patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.
"You scared me to death! Get the blanket!"
Dongfang Yuechu suddenly realized something was wrong. Get the blanket? What for?!
"Uh... Big brother, you're not trying to suffocate me, are you...?"
"Am I really that inhuman in your eyes...?"
Tu Shan Rongrong covered her mouth and chuckled. It seemed that Xiao Yuechu had been traumatized by his brother's beatings; it was a conditioned reflex.
Dongfang Haoyang took out three plain white quilts from his spatial storage and draped them over the three of them. He then flicked Dongfang Yuechu's forehead and handed him a candied hawthorn to eat, trying to mend their "plastic" brotherhood.
The two humans and two demons leaned against each other, quietly watching the dazzling starry sky and the bright full moon.
It wasn't until late at night that they reluctantly parted ways.
However, the question is why Dongfang Yuechu followed his fairy sister instead of his own brother who wouldn't betray him.
Seeing his brother's increasingly gloomy eyes, Dongfang Yuechu chuckled, scratched his cheek, and reluctantly walked to his brother's side.
"Then see you tomorrow, Miss Rongrong, Miss Honghong..."
"Goodbye, Fairy Sister! I'll deliver your loving breakfast tomorrow during the day~"
"Hmm..." Tu Shan's red face instantly flushed red.
"Goodnight, little brother Haoyang~"
Dongfang Haoyang's lips twitched as he watched Yuechu shoveling chicken leg soup into her mouth.
Soon the two returned home.
However, as soon as they arrived at the door, Haoyang and Yuechu smelled a familiar scent.
The broken door creaked open.
Dongfang Haoyang noticed Tu Shan Ya Ya immediately. She was in the house, wearing a dirty red and white coat, with a dirty face, but her appearance was still stunning.
At this moment, Ya Ya chuckled, coughed twice, then lifted the large wine jug on her back, held the two layers of dark chocolate cake above her head, and walked towards her with a happy expression.
Of course, Dongfang Haoyang would usually happily accept the cake and let Ya Ya, the little fox fairy, give him a kiss, letting her take advantage of him or something.
But now, looking at that indescribable, skull-shaped black smoke, the ultimate bio-virus progenitor!
Dongfang Haoyang couldn't manage a smile no matter what he did...
Looking to his left, at his beloved younger brother who was about to run away, Dongfang Haoyang suddenly had a good idea!
"Um, Miss Ya Ya, I already had a meal with the various demon kings tonight, so I'm not feeling that hungry. How about letting Yuechu try your...dark cake for me?"
Dongfang Yuechu's eyes widened in disbelief. He couldn't understand how his brother, with a temperature of 38.6 degrees Celsius, could utter such cold words!
"My brother, are you even my real brother?! You'd rather I eat poison than eat that stuff!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya pouted and gave Hao Yang and Yue Chu a wistful look.
"This isn't a black cake, it's braised pork..." Tu Shan Ya Ya glanced at the shy Dongfang Hao Yang, her face slightly flushed.
Dongfang Haoyang and Dongfang Yuechu were instantly dumbfounded. Was this braised pork or Dongpo pork? It was obvious from the size that there was no whole piece of braised pork.
And this is completely burnt, like it's well-done...
Looking at his brother's innocent, pleading eyes, Dongfang Haoyang sighed, realizing that if he let his foolish little brother try it, he'd probably lose his life.
With a kick, Dongfang Haoyang sent his clumsy younger brother flying, then helplessly accepted the plate that Tu Shan Ya Ya handed him.
He placed the culinary disaster, which was even blacker than coal, on the table to the side. He actually wanted to throw it in the trash, but it was just too hurtful to Ya Ya.
"What do you mean, you stinky cockroach...?"
"At least I did work for the afternoon..."
"Miss Ya Ya, haven't you eaten yet? Wait a moment, I'll go make you something."
Haoyang picked up the pouting little fox demon with her hands on her hips from under his arms, placed her on a stool, untied her pink apron, and went into the kitchen with a spatula.
As for that culinary disaster, let's not let anyone suffer. Making it like that is a crime against food. It's better to let it rest in peace and not let it affect others.
"Hmph, is what I made really that bad...?"
Tu Shan Ya Ya crossed her arms, pouted her pink lips, and murmured softly. Then, she picked up her chopsticks, looked at the food on the table, scanned it, and finally fixed her attention on the steamed hairy crab on the plate.
Actually, Ya Ya has a strange confidence in her cooking skills, always feeling that she can turn food into a dish.
In fact, apart from grilled fish, this little fox demon can't even make a simple tomato and egg stir-fry, let alone cook a decent pot of rice.
"I refuse to believe my cooking is that bad!"
As she spoke, Tu Shan Ya Ya reached for the green hairy crab that she had been keeping in the pot for two hours, only to find that the pot was not lit.
But when the chopsticks got close to the hairy crab, they were pinched by a blue crab claw...
After exchanging glances with the hairy crab that was blowing little bubbles, the little fox demon actually crawled sideways off the plate. When she realized that the crab was not even three-tenths cooked, she pouted, and Tu Shan Ya Ya gave up the idea of cooking.
Ya Ya put down her chopsticks, crossed her arms, pursed her lips, and felt that cooking really wasn't her forte.
Dongfang Yuechu, who was secretly observing from outside the window, tightly covered his mouth to stop himself from laughing out loud, otherwise his sister-in-law would definitely come out and beat him up.
"What...are you doing?!"
"Huh?!" Dongfang Yuechu was startled by the sound behind him and quickly turned around to see Tushan Honghong carrying a small basket.
"Oh my god! It's the fairy sister! I was so scared! I thought my brother had found out again..."
"Fairy Sister, what brings you here...?"
"I... I made something for you." Tu Shan Honghong's face flushed slightly as she took out a plate of food from the small basket. The food was so black it was almost black, and it was marked with several black skull symbols.
Dongfang Haoyang's lips twitched violently as he looked at the plate of pitch-black food that barely resembled any actual food.
"This is... smoked meat?"
Tu Shan Honghong scratched her cheek and glanced to the side.
"It's white tofu soup I made."
Looking at the pieces of pitch-black tofu soup, Dongfang Yuechu fell into deep thought...
This outrageous cuisine is beyond Dongfang Yuechu's comprehension, even more outrageous than the dishes made by Tushan Yaya in the house.
However, Xiao Yuechu will unconditionally tolerate anything related to Fairy Sister!
Looking at Tu Shan Honghong, whose face was slightly flushed and who was looking at him with an expectant expression, Dongfang Yuechu forced a smile.
His little hands trembled as he picked up a piece of "black and white tofu" covered with a black skull and slowly brought it to his little mouth.
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