Fox Demon: Why did your brother beat you up every day at the beginning of the month?
Chapter 236 Little Glutton Ya Ya
Dongfang Haoyang smiled at Tu Shan Ya Ya and then led her outside.
"Master Dao, the sealed secret realm has collapsed. No one has come out alive. We have evacuated all the civilians."
Dongfang Haoyang nodded lightly and rubbed the head of Tushan Yaya, who was nestled comfortably on his shoulder.
"Okay, I understand. The innocent civilians' memories will be altered, they will be properly resettled, and any remaining traces will be erased. Remember to inform Aolai Kingdom as well."
As he spoke, Dongfang Haoyang was about to leave with the nine-tailed white fox on his shoulder.
"Hey, you're just going to leave like that? You've caused such a commotion in my Longwan, and now you think you can just leave without a word? Not so easy."
Dongfang Haoyang smiled faintly, and the Tiger Might Army and Silver Moon Guards around him all looked up at the golden figure that had suddenly appeared in the sky.
"Heh, is my Aolai Kingdom really that unwelcome to you, Daoist Tushan?"
The Third Young Master appeared in front of Dongfang Haoyang with his arms crossed and a faint smile.
"It's nothing."
"Heh, in such a hurry to leave?"
"Huh? So what do you mean?"
"I've recently had some insights and managed to break through my cultivation level during seclusion. Let's spar a couple of times first!"
The third young master crossed his arms and smiled confidently.
"Alright, Tiger Might Army, you take the Silver Moon Guards and go back first."
"But it's Master Dao."
"Obey orders."
"yes!"
The Third Young Master smiled faintly. He had long sensed Dongfang Haoyang's aura. Now that he had made a breakthrough, it was a good time to test his results!
The Third Young Master was enveloped in golden light, revealing his true form. He was covered in golden armor, and a Ruyi Golden Cudgel appeared in his hand, pointing directly at Dongfang Haoyang below.
Although he is the challenger today, the Third Young Master is very confident!
"Come on, Dongfang Haoyang, I've been waiting for this moment for ages! Hahahaha!"
Five minutes later...
"Heh, really, why didn't you inform the Dao Alliance and the Demon Alliance after breaking through?" The Third Young Master, with a bruised and swollen face, hosted a banquet for Dongfang Haoyang and Tushan Yaya on the highest peak of Aolai Kingdom.
"You should be able to sense this, right? It's not a big deal, so I didn't say anything. Apart from Yuechu and my sister-in-law Ya'er and Rong'er, almost no one knows about this. Anyway, we generally don't need to use force these days."
"Amu, amu! Delicious! This wine is good too."
"Hey! Monkey, I want to pack some of this wine to go!"
The third young master's lips twitched violently.
"This... if you've already drunk it, what am I supposed to drink...?"
"Ugh, I don't care, or I'll get those stinky cockroaches to beat you up!"
Seeing Tu Shan Ya Ya's smug expression, the Third Young Master crossed his arms and gritted his teeth in anger.
"Fine, fine, take it. Bullying the weak, huh? I've seen it for myself today..."
"Hmph~" Tu Shan Ya Ya hummed, took a big gulp of peach wine, burped, and slumped into Hao Yang's arms.
"Don't worry, I'll pay for everything. Ya'er loves this kind of food, I can't let her suffer."
Dongfang Haoyang gently rubbed his wife's extremely beautiful face and said to the Third Young Master with a faint smile.
"Ah, people often say that the legendary Daoist Master is afraid of his wife. I heard about it when you were the leader of the Daoist Alliance. Seeing it today, I can confirm that it is true."
"Hiccup! What are you saying, you silly monkey? That stinky cockroach clearly likes me, that's why it goes along with me, hehe, isn't that right, my silly husband~"
Tu Shan Ya Ya turned over, her beautiful face captivating, and looked at Dongfang Haoyang's face, which was so close to hers, with a big smile.
"Ya'er, you're drunk. Let's talk about this when we get home, okay?"
"Hmph, I'm not drunk! Tell me, do you like me or not?"
Dongfang Haoyang smiled helplessly and gently tapped Ya Ya's forehead.
"Mmm, I love you the most, my silly little wife, okay? Be good, we're outside, don't be naughty, eat your meat obediently, and I'll make you something delicious when we get home~"
"Hehe, I knew it!" Tu Shan Ya Ya chuckled and snuggled into Hao Yang's arms, falling fast asleep.
"Damn, you really spoil this silly fox."
"You dare call me a stupid fox?!"
The third young master rolled his eyes, truly unable to understand how this fox from Tushan could so completely control Dongfang Haoyang, a ruthless character and possessor of the Heavenly Dao...
"Alright, alright, Miss Tushan, that's enough. It's just a title, no need to get angry."
"Remember this: you are not allowed to harm the fox demons of Tushan, especially them, or you know the consequences..."
"This is the condition for preserving Aolai Kingdom, and I naturally know what to do."
"Yes, very good."
"I've taken the peach wine, plus double the money and the peach blossom wine from Tushan. I'll have your sister bring it to you, plus a bottle of Nine-Turn Golden Elixir."
Don't worry, you won't suffer any losses.
"But if your sister secretly takes the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, don't say I didn't give it to you."
The third young master's lips twitched violently. For that Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, his filial sister would actually do such a thing...
"Alright, I have no choice but to give it to you. You're even giving her the Nine-Turn Golden Pill. You really spoil her..."
This kind of extremely precious pill is so rare that even a single pill is a unique item, let alone a whole bottle. Only this guy in the whole world can refine it.
"As for the bulk acquisition, the specifics are..."
woohoo hoo...
Looking at Ya'er sleeping soundly in his arms, Dongfang Haoyang smiled helplessly.
"Sigh, never mind, I'm going back now. We'll talk about it later."
"Have a safe journey, and may you not be seen off."
The third young master took a bite of the peach in his hand, drank some peach wine, and waved his hand.
Dongfang Haoyang held the fast-sleeping Tushan Yaya in his arms, smiled faintly, and his figure turned into golden light and disappeared from the spot in an instant.
"Oh dear, it's true, how exactly did this guy manage to get involved with those weak fox demons of Tushan...?"
The third young master pondered for a moment but still couldn't figure out why.
According to his thinking, most cultivators with high cultivation levels are detached from worldly desires, and the very few who are passionate are mostly burdened by weaknesses, and they will be dragged down and killed by those weaknesses after a short time.
This guy, this ridiculously powerful guy, not only cleared away all obstacles along the way, but even tamed the Heavenly Dao. Now, he has even physically eliminated the threat of the cave, the cave that he didn't know how to deal with...
"Forget it, if I can't figure it out, I won't think about it anymore. Anyway, he's basically eliminated all the potential threats to this world, so I'll just enjoy this rare peaceful time. But how about trying out my sister's lifestyle...?"
"Hmm, that's a good question..."
"Never mind, reviving eldest brother is the priority... We can't let third sister waste those precious Nine-Turn Golden Pills again..."
Now, the Third Young Master is living a secluded life, because Dongfang Haoyang has completely eliminated all threats. Now, the Third Young Master no longer has to worry about the safety of the world and can focus on researching how to revive their eldest brother.
"Hmm, but it seems that the fruit wines are selling quite well... Should we produce more?"
In order to find a better livelihood for his monkey descendants in Aolai Kingdom, he came up with the idea of brewing wine. Moreover, Aolai Kingdom was full of flowers, fruits, and peaches, and the quality of the fruit wine was excellent.
With connections in Tushan and her sister's introduction, it quickly became the most popular drink in the entire demon realm.
"I'll think about it later, but that guy's strength is getting more and more terrifying."
"I can't even last three moves against him now... He can also manipulate stars with a wave of his hand. This kind of guy is actually the new guardian of this world. Ha, really."
The third young master smiled faintly, comfortably sat on the stone bench, and finished the wine in his cup.
"If Wu Mu were still alive, they would probably be good friends, since that kid's personality really gets along with this guy..."
The Third Young Master sighed and smiled faintly, then transformed into golden light and entered a secluded cultivation cave within the waterfall of Aolai Kingdom.
…………
Inside a palace somewhere in Tushan.
When Dongfang Haoyang returned home, he carried his clumsy wife to bed.
"Silly wife, I'll go to the kitchen and make you a hangover soup. You stay here and behave yourself."
"Hehe, I want to eat meat~"
Dongfang Haoyang's lips twitched slightly. Sometimes, his little glutton really left him speechless.
Dongfang Haoyang gave Ya Ya's bottom a light pat and chuckled as he scolded her.
Keep eating, or I'll turn you into a little fat pig. Look how drunk you are, starting to talk nonsense. Behave yourself here, I'll be done soon.
Of course, Haoyang was referring to the fact that making hangover soup is quick.
"Hmph, would you really be willing to part with it?"
Haoyang smiled helplessly and gently kissed Tushan Yaya's forehead.
"Ya'er, be good. I'll make you something delicious later."
"it is good."
Dongfang Haoyang hummed a little tune as he entered the kitchen, quickly prepared the necessary ingredients, and skillfully began making a hangover soup.
Tu Shan Ya Ya chuckled as she looked at her slender, jade-white hand, which left three afterimages on her large bed at home.
"This stinky cockroach lady has learned to split herself into two! Watch out, I have a third hand! Hehe~"
With a sigh, Dongfang Haoyang took a bowl of steaming hangover soup from the kitchen and went into the bedroom. Looking at Tu Shan Yaya rolling around on the bed, he smiled helplessly.
Tu Shan Ya Ya rolled from left to right, and then from right to left.
"Ya Ya's whirlwind ride, hehe, um, I'm a little dizzy..."
Dongfang Haoyang picked up Tu Shan Yaya, who had sat up, and held her in his arms.
"Silly wife, drink the soup. You'll sober up after you drink it."
"Oh, so it's my silly husband. Hmph, I won't drink it unless you give me a kiss."
Dongfang Haoyang scratched his cheek, his face slightly flushed. Looking at his wife pouting her pink lips, wanting a kiss, he helplessly gave her a kiss. After all, she was his wife, and even if she was shy, he still had to pamper her.
"Alright, can we drink it now?"
"Hehe, ah~"
Seeing his silly wife open her pink lips, Dongfang Haoyang chuckled and carefully poured the hangover medicine down her throat. This silly girl was drunk now, and he couldn't let her choke.
"Cough cough, it's so bitter... My stinky husband made me drink this bitter stuff, humph!"
Tu Shan Ya Ya stuck out her tongue, looking at her silly husband with a hint of resentment in her eyes.
"It's not bitter, but it'll sober you up, you little drunkard!"
Dongfang Haoyang smiled faintly and rubbed Ya Ya's delicate nose.
"Hmph! No way, that's not fair! You have to drink too, you stinky husband!"
"You've drunk it all, what else is there for me to drink?"
Tu Shan Ya Ya struggled to jump down from Ya Ya's arms and looked at the bowl in Dongfang Haoyang's hand, which contained some light green liquid.
"Aren't there still some left?"
"Hmm, this is for you too, silly wife." Dongfang Haoyang gently pulled Ya Ya's delicate body closer and slowly poured the hangover soup from the bowl into Ya Ya's little mouth.
Tu Shan Ya pouted. This big bad guy made her drink such bitter medicine. He's obviously bullying her. No way, he has to drink it too!
So Ya Ya turned around and hugged Dongfang Haoyang, and then, to Haoyang's slightly surprised expression, the distance between the two became negative.
Until Ya Ya felt a little suffocated, she voluntarily opened her mouth and gasped for breath.
"Hmph, now you know how powerful I am~"
"Hmm, you silly wife, the soup I made was clearly sweet, where was it bitter?"
"Huh? No way! I can barely stand the bitterness, how come it tastes sweet to you?"
Tu Shan Ya Ya hugged Dongfang Hao Yang with a puzzled look on her face.
"You silly wife, try it yourself."
One hour later...
A human and a demon emerged from the bathroom, snuggling together while watching a movie and eating popcorn.
"Is it sweet?"
Upon hearing this, Tu Shan Ya Ya instantly bristled. Her large purple eyes looked shyly at her stinky husband, clutching a large wine jug, her face completely red.
"You scoundrel, you're just lying to me!"
Just now, out of curiosity, she was bullied quite a bit by her stupid husband, and she had to beg for mercy several times before he finally let her go.
"Hmph, let's see if you, my silly little wife, dare to challenge my authority again."
"Hmph! Just wait until I tell Rongrong, we'll join forces!"
"Don't worry, I'm not afraid even if you two are together. You're both newbies, oh dear, you're both bad at it and love to play."
"Hmph, what are you so smug about... I wasn't feeling well just now either, I was drunk, yes, drunk, I was still drunk! Don't be so smug, you big idiot husband."
Tu Shan Ya Ya snorted and, with a ferocious fox charge, crashed into Hao Yang's arms.
"What? You dare challenge my authority as your husband?"
Looking at Ya Ya, who had peeked out from under his robes, Dongfang Haoyang smiled faintly.
"Aaaah! You bastard, you're just after my good looks! If you bully me now, I'm ignoring you today."
Tu Shan Ya Ya was furious and helpless, pressing her little head against Hao Yang's chest, flattening the three purple tufts of hair on her head.
"Okay, okay, I was just kidding with you, Ya'er. Are you hungry? I warmed up the steak I didn't finish this morning. If you want something fresh, I'll make you another one. As compensation, I can give you a glass of red wine or juice."
Dongfang Haoyang smiled gently; it was just a little lesson, he wouldn't really bully his Ya'er.
"Oh~ steak, juice~ hehe." Tu Shan Ya Ya hugged Hao Yang's arm, drooling with desire.
"However, for the sake of a healthy diet, Ya'er should eat vegetables tomorrow too."
Dongfang Haoyang casually extended a finger and waved it gently in front of Tu Shan Ya Ya, then hugged her a little tighter.
"Ugh... I don't want to eat vegetables..."
"My dear husband, how about we don't eat vegetables?"
Dongfang Haoyang smiled helplessly and gently tapped Ya Ya's little nose.
"Don't be picky about food, you silly wife. At most, I'll make you more steak and a roast suckling pig."
"Yay! Cough cough, okay then."
Tu Shan Ya Ya wore a reluctant expression, but inside she was bubbling with joy.
"Hmm, I really can't do anything with you, you little fox demon."
Haoyang smiled helplessly and got up to go to the kitchen.
"Hehe~" Tu Shan Ya Ya laughed and gave her silly husband a kiss on the face, then happily ate popcorn while watching the movie in front of her.
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