Immortality: Starting with a grave, I'm invincible when burying corpses.

In the blink of an eye, Lin Zhimin, who had just been calm and composed, spat out his tea several meters away, his face flushed red, and he coughed incessantly.

"Bullshit! You brat, get out! Get out of here!"

"Turn right after you exit, I won't see you off."

"This old man#####"

Amidst a chorus of angry curses, Mu An calmly escorted Lin Zhimin to the door, then gave a few instructions to the two maids, signaling them to see him off.

Only after the grumbling old man disappeared from sight did Mu An sit back down at the table.

Going to the imperial city is out of the question; at least not until I can crush the Martial Saint.

Serving Princess Yongning was out of the question.

These days, any random force can jump out and dare to assault a princess in the street. Who knows what she'll face in the future?

One was a powerful painting master, and the other was a martial arts master who appeared out of nowhere; both were clearly beyond his capabilities.

Great opportunities come with great risks. Why should an immortal like him compete with others for a fleeting moment?

If we just hang in there a little longer, dancing on a grave is not a dream.

Opening a mass grave for a "Singing King Competition" is not out of the question.

Forget about the capital city; a small place like Qing'an County is much better.

The pace of life is slow, there's not much going on, and safety is the main concern, making it perfect for a young person like him to retire in.

……

The 27th year of Chengtai, the fifth day of the fifth month.

Yongning County City, Princess's Residence.

A rich medicinal fragrance wafted from the study, which was dozens of meters long and wide, and contained more than twenty sachets.

Unlike a typical study, where books are displayed in abundance and bookshelves are neatly arranged, the study in the princess's residence appeared particularly cluttered.

Precious ancient books were carelessly tossed on the ground, while jade slips containing superior martial arts techniques were tied with ropes and hung in front of the table.

Faintly visible through the gaps in the ancient book are traces of ink smears, crooked and twisted, like a child's scribbles.

The little figure sitting at the table lay on a blank sheet of Xuan paper, swinging its bare legs and occasionally kicking the jade slip.

Despite it being May, Jun Yunxin was draped in a fleece blanket, her pink lips biting the handle of a calligraphy brush, and one cheek touching the Xuan paper, slightly flushed.

Beside her, Lin Li, dressed in a light blue dress, held a sandalwood ruler in her hand, looking helplessly at her princess.

The ruler was just for show; it couldn't frighten the princess at all.

Since breakfast, their princess has been sitting there for half an hour, tearing more than a dozen sheets of Xuan paper, but hasn't written a single character yet.

On the contrary, the jade slip under the table was kicked dozens of times, and its angry expression was not concealed at all.

They practically wore their dissatisfaction on their sleeves.

Lin Li had no doubt that if His Majesty from the capital were here now, her little princess would dare to ride on His Majesty's head and chatter on and on.

They wouldn't stop until His Majesty gave in and abandoned the idea of ​​making her copy texts as punishment.

It was only because it was their own princess; if any other prince or princess dared to do that, they would at least be beaten half to death, if not lose their lives.

The only exception was the little princess whom Lin Li had raised since childhood.

No one dared to interfere, and Lin Li, as her study companion, also benefited greatly, living a very comfortable life.

Other attendants had to do this and that for the princes and princesses, and if they made a mistake, they had to take the beating in their place.

Lin Li didn't need to do that; she just needed to play with the little princess. No teacher or elder dared to anger the little princess.

As for the ruler in her hand, His Majesty dared to give it to her, but Lin Li dared not use it. She was just a little maid with tender arms and legs, and she couldn't withstand the princess's torment.

If it were truly usable, His Majesty would have used it himself; why would it be the turn of an "ordinary" little maid like her?

Let alone using it, she would think twice before even trying to scare the little princess.

Ugh……

Thinking about it, Lin Li sighed softly and took a few steps forward to sit next to Jun Yunxin.

"What are you doing... throw away the ruler!"

The agitated tone startled Lin Li, reminding her of the kitten she used to have.

Lost in thought, Lin Li casually tossed the ruler into the wastebasket, then, mimicking Jun Yunxin, lay down on the table and began to coax her gently.

"Your Highness, are you hungry? Here, let's have some of your favorite spiritual fruits."

Lin Li placed a bright green jade spirit fruit into Jun Yunxin's mouth.

After feeding Jun Yunxin, seeing her cheeks puffed out and her mouth moving up and down like a squirrel as she ate, Lin Li cautiously spoke up.

"As you know, because of your fainting a few days ago, His Majesty sent an imperial edict through the sound transmission stone, asking you to copy a copy of the Meditation Sutra."

Although it was a little excessive, His Majesty was doing it for your own good. Let's write it slowly, okay?

As soon as she finished speaking, the little figure on the table curled up at the corners of its mouth again, turned its face away, and refused to look at Lin Li.

The fidgety little feet suddenly kicked the jade slip with force, sending it flying into the air and crashing onto the desk with a thud.

Because of her physical condition, no matter how much she liked it, Jun Yunxin couldn't practice martial arts. Yet, from childhood to adulthood, she had seen countless martial arts masters.

They come and go like the wind, drinking and making merry, upholding justice and roaming freely between heaven and earth.

Even just reading the story can stir the hearts of countless children.

Moreover, for Jun Yunxin, these are not stories, but real people who will appear in front of her.

She can see anyone she wants, whether they are chivalrous heroes or important figures in stories.

They would obediently tell her all sorts of stories, presenting that vast world to the little child.

However, plagued by illness, Jun Yunxin's body would suffer greatly even if she just ran a few steps, let alone practice martial arts.

All her yearning for martial arts turned into resentment, and the precious martial arts techniques became the best outlet for Jun Yunxin's anger in her childhood.

This custom continues to this day.

Whenever Jun Yunxin was very angry, she would vent her anger using the jade slips and books that recorded martial arts techniques.

It was clearly a very bad habit, but no one stopped her.

This applies to emperors, immortals, and everyone else.

Those who dared to oppose were either dismissed from their posts or given a stern warning.

Anyone who dared to go further and attempt to threaten Jun Yunxin's life disappeared without a trace.

A true disappearance, in a way that is completely incomprehensible to ordinary people.

Even princes and princesses could not escape this fate.

No one knows the reason, only that anyone who reaches a certain level will die from various accidents.

In total, three princes and princesses died because of Jun Yunxin, all of whom had plotted to harm her and even tried to put their intentions into practice.

But before they could actually hurt Jun Yunxin, various unexpected events had already occurred.

Two princes, one was struck by lightning and died while walking on the road, and the other was hit by a meteorite while sitting at home.

The most tragic princess choked to death on the spot after just taking a sip of water, and even the royal physicians couldn't save her.

This is only true for ordinary people; it's far from an exaggeration.

What is truly terrifying is that a terrestrial deity from a million mountains once became curious about Jun Yunxin and traveled thousands of miles, traversing several countries, to come to Daqi.

The day he met Jun Yunxin, this mortal immortal who roamed the world harbored evil intentions. Under the guise of taking on a disciple, he wanted to do his research.