Flip the table and divide the family property! Take his wife and daughter into the mountains and eat

Chapter 74 The clumsy thief climbs over the wall and kicks the rice bowl, exposing his buttocks and

The back wall of the Zhao family compound.

The Lin family of three huddled furtively in the snowdrift, like three clumsy bears.

"Dad...are you really going to flip it over?"

Lin Qiang sniffled, his nose running, and stamped his feet from the cold; his worn-out cotton shoes were already soaked through.

"I heard that Zhao Shanhe keeps a black dog, and it's quite fierce."

"What the hell are you yelling at!"

Lin Dapao glared at him and spat into his palm:

"Even if it's fierce, it's still just an animal! How could it be fiercer than a human? Besides, we're going to reunite with relatives; I'm that dog's great-uncle! Would it dare bite me?"

"Hurry up! Stop dawdling! While no one's home, go in and corner Lin Xiu!"

Lin Dapao directed Liu Shi to squat down against the wall: "Old woman, be a stepping stone!"

Liu dared not resist and squatted in the snow with a bitter face.

Lin Dapao stepped on his wife's back and huffed and puffed as he climbed up the wall.

His sheepskin coat was too thick, and his belly was too big. He looked like a worm and struggled on the wall for a long time before he could barely climb up.

"Qiangzi! Get up here!"

Lin Qiang stepped on his mother's shoulders and struggled to climb onto the wall.

The father and son sat on the two-meter-high earthen wall, panting heavily, like two old crows taking a rest.

"Father, I see no one in the yard."

Lin Qiang peered inside, peeking out: "My goodness! Look under the eaves! Is that meat? Pork belly! It must weigh about ten pounds!"

Upon seeing the meat, Lin Qiang's eyes lit up with envy, and his mouth watered instantly.

I forgot all my fear from before; all I could think about was braised pork.

"Get down! Hurry up and get down!" Lin Dapao urged from behind, "Take the meat off your clothes and put it in your pocket first!"

Lin Qiang had been waiting for this for a long time.

He spotted a vacant spot at the base of the wall, intending to land gracefully.

However, he overestimated his skills and underestimated how slippery the wall was.

Just as he was about to jump, a loose clod of earth slipped under his feet.

"Holy crap—!"

Lin Qiang didn't jump down; he slid down like a tattered sack.

When I landed, my feet felt light and I ended up doing a split on the snow.

"Crack!"

It seems like the tendon in my groin is stretched.

But that's not the worst part.

To make matters worse, his split kick landed squarely on an enamel basin right at the base of the wall.

"Bang—!!"

"Splash! Splash!"

The sound was as loud as thunder in the quiet courtyard.

The basin flew away.

The contents spilled all over Lin Qiang's face.

Ignoring the pain in his groin, Lin Qiang reached up to wipe his face, grabbed a handful of food, and put it in his mouth to taste.

It tastes like meat!

Looking down at the ground, there was rice mixed with meat broth, and two large bones with tendons attached!

"Holy crap..."

Lin Qiang was on the verge of tears.

He can't even get pickled vegetables at home, yet Zhao Shanhe's dog eats rice mixed with meat?

Is there any justice in this world?

However, before he could even swallow the leftovers...

A chilling noise suddenly came from behind the woodpile in the corner.

"Snoring...snoring..."

It sounded like someone's bellows being pulled, or like muffled thunder rolling.

Lin Qiang stiffly turned his neck.

From the shadows, a large, shiny black dog slowly emerged.

The dog didn't bark, it just tilted its head, looking at the overturned food bowl on the ground, and then at Lin Qiang, whose face was covered in rice grains.

Its eyes were calm.

"Go! Go!"

Although Lin Qiang was scared, he figured it was just a stray dog, so he picked up a stone and waved it threateningly, shouting, "Get lost! Go away!"

He hadn't finished speaking.

The black dog suddenly moved.

Without any warning, a black shadow flashed and took a bite!

"Snap!"

This bite landed squarely on the inside of Lin Qiang's thigh, which was in the splits.

"Awooo—!!!"

Lin Qiang's shout shook the snow off the eaves.

"Dad! Help! It's biting!!"

"Woof woof woof!!"

At this point, the black dog began barking wildly, pulling back with all its might as it barked.

Lin Qiang was in so much pain that he rolled around on the snow, and his crotch was instantly soaked.

A stream of heat flowed down his trouser leg, leaving a glaring yellow stain on the snow.

"Oh my god! I peed! I peed!!"

Lin Qiang cried and kicked his legs, but the dog's mouth was like an iron clamp, refusing to let go no matter what.

Lin Dapao, who was perched on the wall, was also terrified.

He had just stepped one leg into the yard when he saw his son being dragged along by a dog, the snow covered in blood and urine.

"What...what kind of dog is this? It's so fierce?!"

Lin Dapao grabbed his pipe and was about to smash it down: "Let go! You beast, let go of me!"

"roar!!"

Before Lin Dapao could finish shouting his boast, another big guy jumped out from next to the main house.

This one was bigger, with bluish-gray fur, looking like a small calf. It charged straight to the base of the wall and leaped up at Lin Dapao, who was riding on the wall!

"Snap!"

The gaping maw missed its mark on Lin Dapao's cotton shoe sole, tearing a piece off the heel.

"Oh my god! A wolf! It's a wolf!!"

Lin Dapao was so frightened that his father-in-law's imposing manner vanished completely.

He frantically tried to pull his leg back, but the more he tried, the more chaotic it became, and he swayed precariously on the wall.

Lin Qiang below was even more desperate.

The black dog wouldn't let go of his cotton trousers, and it looked like it was about to bite into his flesh.

"Dad! Help me! Help me out! I'm being bitten to death!"

Lin Qiang was also desperate and showed an amazing will to survive.

Ignoring everything else, he gripped the crack in the wall tightly with both hands, enduring the excruciating pain of his thighs being torn apart, and managed to climb halfway up the wall.

"Dad! Help me! Help me out!!"

Lin Qiang screamed and grabbed the edge of the wall with both hands. With great effort, he finally managed to get his upper body onto the top of the wall.

At this moment, what position were the father and son in?

Lin Dapao straddled the wall like a horse, blocking the only gap. Lin Qiang lay behind Lin Dapao, half his body still hanging outside the wall, his legs kicking wildly in mid-air.

Seeing its prey about to run away, the black dragon below leaped upwards and bit Lin Qiang's wet cotton trouser leg.

"Oh my god! It's biting! It's biting!!"

Lin Qiang felt a tremendous pulling force and was about to be dragged back to the yard to feed the dogs.

"Dad! Move aside! Let me up!!"

Lin Qiang got desperate and tried to climb over the wall, but Lin Dapao's bulky body blocked the top of the wall completely.

"Don't push! Don't push! I'm going to fall too!"

Lin Dapao was so frightened by Qinglong that his legs went weak, and he clung tightly to the wall, too afraid to move.

Just as the black dragon below loosened its grip and prepared to bite somewhere else, the green dragon had already rushed to the base of the wall, gathering its strength for a leap.

Lin Qiang steeled his heart and closed his eyes.

Better to die for a fellow Daoist than for this humble one; better to die for one's own father than for one's own son!

Taking advantage of the moment when the black dragon loosened its grip, he used his right foot to propel himself up through the crack in the earthen wall, landing perfectly on top of the wall.

But this place is too crowded; it can't accommodate two people.

Lin Qiang looked at his father's backside, which was sticking up high and blocking his way.

"Dad! Get out of here!!"

Lin Qiang's foot, which was perched on the wall, was aimed at Lin Dapao's buttocks, and instead of kicking, he stomped hard!

"Get out of here!!"

This kick was made using the force of the wall, and it was also delivered with fierce power.

"You son of a bitch—!!!"

Lin Dapao, perched atop the wall, looked like a cannonball that had been launched.

Before he could even look back, he was sent flying in a graceful arc through the air, headfirst, crashing off the wall and falling overboard.

"Thump!" A muffled sound came from outside the wall; it was the sound of a face hitting the ground.

Using the recoil from that push, Lin Qiang finally managed to get his entire body onto the top of the wall. But he wasn't in much better shape.

Just as he was about to flip over and jump over the wall, the black dog leaped up again and bit his already shaky crotch.

"Sizzle—!!"

A crisp sound.

The already tattered cotton-padded trousers, along with the thermal underwear underneath, had a large piece torn off.

"Awooo—!!"

Lin Qiang felt a chill on his buttocks and rolled over the wall with a strange cry.

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