LeBron James, your house got robbed.

Chen Shuo's fingers flew across the keyboard, and the text on the screen appeared instantly.

A roundup of LeBron James's most memorable memes from his career, from the most outrageous to the most popular—how many do you know?

No.1 Title Page: God of War

As we all know, James likes to present himself well, and being a book lover with profound knowledge is one of his favorite personas.

Unfortunately, he didn't pay enough attention to details and was repeatedly discovered by the media to only read the title page, earning him the nickname "God of the Title Page."

No. 2 Self-proclaimed GOAT

LeBron James first declared himself the GOAT in 2018 during his own documentary.

At the time, James said, "That championship (the 2016 NBA championship) made me the greatest player of all time."

Later, James referred to himself as the GOAT on several occasions, and even put a crown on himself on Twitter.

No.3 "not 1, not 2, not 3..."

It all started when LeBron James, after joining the Heat, made his first appearance on South Beach with Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh. James told fans that he would bring Miami "not 7" championships, but after Wade's performance declined, he quickly packed up his bucket and ran away.

No. 4 [Decision]

When James first left the Cavaliers, he didn't tell the team about his decision. Instead, he announced his move to the South Beach during a nationally televised program.

Fans generally refer to it as "The Decision 1".

In 2025, many years later, James did not disappoint his fans. He launched his retirement with a short film called "The Decision," but ultimately it was a feint, and he took his talents to Hennessy.

He referred to this decision as "Decision 2," but according to fan discussions, "Decision 4" might be a more appropriate term.

No. 5, you know...

……

Picking up the soda can on the table, Chen Shuo pulled the tab with his fingers and, taking advantage of the gas, downed it in one gulp, then let out a long, satisfied burp.

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This post, which commented on the most memorable moments in LeBron James' career, quickly garnered a large number of replies on Hupu.

The first thing to do is a staple of basketball forums – the magical online battles between LeBron haters and LeBron fans across the screen.

Replies like "Buster," "Life is not going well," and "A shocking kneel" arrived as expected, along with plenty of people who were just there for the spectacle, shouting things like "Good work deserves a reward."

For a time, a hundred schools of thought contended, a hundred flowers bloomed, and the scene was incredibly lively.

As a seasoned fan with 20 years of experience in the NBA, I know all the gossip about the league like the back of my hand, so creating some fun is a piece of cake for me.

Chen Shuo did this simply because he couldn't muster the energy for the competition.

Every possession is just free throws. I'm tired of seeing those leaning-forward jump shots and long loops, so I just browse the forums for some fun.

From elementary school onwards, Yao Ming entered the league, and the NBA became a part of Chen Shuo's life.

At first, I just watched the games on TV. Later, when I got older, I saved up my pocket money to buy basketball magazines and learned more about the stories behind the scenes. Then, with the rise of the Internet, I started to argue on forums and even flew thousands of miles to the other side of the ocean to watch the games live.

No matter how busy he is, Chen Shuo always sets aside some time for the NBA.

Even if they don't have time to do anything, they'll still browse text-based live streams or chat about memes on forums.

Occasionally, I'll do some serious tactical analysis or team history content on social media, not to gain followers, but purely out of personal interest.

Doing these things makes Chen Shuo feel genuinely relaxed, and he feels even happier than watching adult films made by Japanese adult film actors.

Unfortunately, at this point in time, Chen Shuo clearly feels that his passion for the NBA is gradually diminishing.

For some reason, it was difficult for Chen Shuo to be moved by this newly emerging group of star players.

Chen Shuo still clearly remembers that the Rockets team with Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady were eliminated by the Jazz in a Game 7.

When I was around 10 years old, I experienced the helplessness of facing harsh reality for the first time, and the devastation of having my hopes shattered by reality.

I'm beginning to understand that life isn't always as I wish.

How to describe it? It's like Chen Shuo was a messy kid when he was young, with his pockets always stuffed with all sorts of random things.

So I often accidentally lost the 1 yuan pocket money my family gave me every day, but I always managed to find it and get it back by walking back the way I came.

It wasn't until one day, when Chen Shuo walked back and forth along that road many times with his head down, that he became certain that the money was truly gone.

That uncomfortable feeling is still fresh in my memory more than 20 years later.

But nowadays, it's hard for Chen Shuo to find a game in the NBA that can stir his emotions like this.

Once stars like James, Durant, and Curry retire, Chen Shuo estimates he won't even have the motivation to post a message.

The thought of Ah Tan retiring soon made Chen Shuo feel a little regretful, after all, where else could he find such good fun?

Lost in thought, Chen Shuo fell into a deep sleep at his desk.

"..."

When he woke up again, Chen Shuo habitually reached under his pillow for his phone.

Based on the pace of life in 2025, you'd have to scroll through a couple of short videos or news clips to clear your head for a minute or two before you could get out of bed.

Upon closer inspection, Chen Shuo realized something was amiss.

My newly bought Apple 17 Pro Max has somehow degenerated into a classic iPhone 4.

What's the principle behind this? Cyber ​​atavism?

Chen Shuo quickly closed his eyes, shook his head, and then opened them again.

I swiped my phone and found that the time on the screen was frozen on March 29, 2011.

This……

Time stands still, and memories deep within the brain gradually surface.

After a brief moment of shock, Chen Shuo quickly accepted the fact that he had traveled through time.

For a well-rounded young man like him, hitting a lucky break, touching an electric wire, or even time-traveling is nothing unusual.

They come, the security.

Coming to his senses, Chen Shuo began to consider his situation.

The original owner was also named Chen Shuo. During his year-long advanced studies at the Cleveland Clinic, he unexpectedly experienced LeBron James's nationally televised "The Decision."

As a half-baked Cleveland fan, I naturally followed my colleagues in criticizing LeBron James, and even published a heartfelt "Declaration Against LeBron" on Twitter, which I had only recently registered.

The summer of 2010 was a period of rapid growth for Twitter.

At the time, there were countless posts online criticizing James's actions, which should have been a common occurrence.

Perhaps because of its sharp, incisive, and thought-provoking wording, this manifesto circulated widely in the local fan community and was regarded as a guiding principle by countless Cleveland fans.

The original owner of this body was thus unwittingly referred to as the leader of the anti-LeBron camp in the fan community.

It's quite a coincidence that we're both die-hard LeBron haters, no, LeBron fans, who have been watching basketball for 20 years.

Of course, the most outrageous thing was before the start of the new season, which was the 10-11 season.

Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert personally approached the original owner and offered her a position as general manager of the Cavaliers.

This sparked heated discussions throughout North America.

No, is that right?

Although the world is just a giant makeshift operation, Trump has proven to countless people through his own experience that things shouldn't be overcomplicated or taken too seriously.

But Chen Shuo still felt there must be something fishy going on.

If a surgeon undergoing further training suddenly becomes the general manager of the NBA, and someone naively claims that this is the American Dream, they're probably doomed. They should just turn him into a Gundam.

Whether analyzed from the perspectives of race, academic background, class division, or other dimensions, the two are completely unrelated.

Chen Shuo roused himself and went through the original owner's experiences over the past six months, managing to piece together the general outline of what had happened.

The original owner did indeed hold the title of general manager and received an NBA executive-level salary, but he did not have any real power.

Most NBA team owners do not participate in team management; they are accustomed to leaving things to professionals.

However, there are many exceptions, and Gilbert is one of them who likes to interfere in team trades.

Since acquiring the Cavaliers in 05, financial magnate Dan Gilbert has been involved in every trade the team has made.

This wealthy new owner, after taking over the Cavaliers, displayed an attitude of wanting to win, being willing to spend money to upgrade the roster, and even shouting the slogan of winning the championship.

In fact, that's what the Cavaliers did. Since 05, the Cavaliers have been trading for and recruiting various helpers for LeBron James.

In the days before the luxury tax, Gilbert spent lavishly, and the Cavaliers' salaries were consistently among the highest in the league.

For a small market like Cleveland, a boss like Gilbert, who is willing to spend money, is undoubtedly a city hero.

In the eyes of fans, Gilbert truly loves the sport, is extremely eager to win, cares about the team's performance, and is a good boss who stands with the fans.

However, from the team's general manager's perspective, the boss's meddling was very troublesome, as it not only diminished his own power but also made him take the blame for the boss's foolish decisions from time to time.

After five years of enduring, the Cavaliers' former general manager, Danny Ferry, parted ways amicably with Gilbert following LeBron James's "Decision 1".

His successor, Chris Grant, was more fortunate than Ferry.

With LeBron James leaving, the Cavaliers were, in fact, tanking, even though the team was unwilling to admit it.

Gilbert was clearly not interested in tanking, so he handed all the work over to Grant, giving Grant sole control of the team.

Trade off immediate contributors to acquire promising rookies, use salary cap space to buy bad contracts and exchange them for draft picks, and sign minimum-salary players to bolster the roster and reduce spending...

Grant worked diligently throughout the offseason, and before the start of the new season, he finally received news of his appointment as general manager.

When he arrived at the conference room fully dressed in a suit and tie, ready to accept his new position, he was surprised to find a handsome, unfamiliar face standing next to Gilbert.

Gilbert found a surgeon who was parachuted into the team as the new general manager, becoming the first Chinese general manager in the NBA.

The news was so explosive and outrageous that Grant didn't even have time to be angry; he was more confused and bewildered.

This person has no professional sports experience, no academic background in the field, and is a foreigner.

Grant found this completely unacceptable.

Chen Shuo didn't know how Gilbert communicated with Grant later, but in any case, the original owner successfully became the general manager.

Grant remained the assistant general manager, but retained all power in the basketball operations department.

Chen Shuo frowned slightly.

They have no real power.

So, was the original owner made the Cavaliers' general manager simply because of his desire to attack LeBron James?

Gilbert did this to disgust James, by bringing out the original owner, a well-known anti-James fighter and hater, and appointing the general manager as a mascot to express his resistance and condemnation of the defection.

Is this just a symbolic appointment?

Chen Shuo sat on the sofa, not letting go of any clues in his mind.

It's not impossible.

After all, in his open letter on the team's official website, Gilbert directly called James' departure a defection, and the harshness of his words was enough to prove his anger. He even wanted to curse James with the decades-long lack of championships in Cleveland.

He cursed James, saying he wouldn't win a championship before Cleveland, which was a complete falling out with James.

From the original owner's perspective, Gilbert was an extremely emotional person, and he hated James's defection to the core.

As Chen Shuo continued his thought, he suddenly raised an eyebrow.

Although I haven't actually met Gilbert in person, judging from his later actions, he doesn't seem like an emotional person at all.

Is it really possible for someone who has built a multi-billion dollar business empire from scratch to lose control of their emotions and appoint a team general manager just to vent their anger?

Or there may be other considerations.

The original owner, as the general manager, became the scapegoat for this season?

In his open letter, Gilbert promised that the Cavaliers would win the championship before LeBron James' team.

Now that they're in a difficult position, they're trying to make the original owner a scapegoat.

Tell the fans that the team isn't tanking, it's just that the new general manager is incompetent, and then let Grant take over next season, so the team can legitimately enter a tanking cycle.

It continued until dusk.

Chen Shuo gave Gilbert many reasons, but he always felt that he had overlooked some key things.

The only thing that's certain now is that his handpicked position as general manager is about to end.

After experiencing the longest losing streak in franchise history, 26 consecutive losses, this season is certainly one of the worst in the franchise's history.

Chen Shuo couldn't think of any reason why he should stay in this position.

"bite"

[Task: General Manager of Cleveland]

[Task objective: Retain the general manager position in the new season]

[Reward: Thibodu's small leather whip]

Chen Shuo looked at the task panel that appeared before him, not so much shocked as helpless.

Anyone who takes over this mess will be dismissed.

Chen Shuo continued reading, hoping to get more help, since a cheat system was essential for time travelers.

[Gilbert's Trust Rating ==> Chen Shuo: 0%]

There is another line of explanation below:

Gilbert wasn't concerned with any moves Chen Shuo made regarding the general manager position; this was just an experiment.

To be honest, Chen Shuo already considered it good news that the trust level wasn't negative.

There is more information below.

Gilbert's trust rating => Grant's: 60%

Gilbert was very satisfied with Grant's passive attitude.

"This..." Chen Shuo gasped, making an important decision.

It's time to go eat.