Water Margin: Hu Sanniang and I swapped clothes

"What a remarkable woman, one who dares to love and hate!"

Song Jiang paused for two seconds, then couldn't help but give it another thumbs up.

Last time it was just a perfunctory attempt at comforting, but this time Song Jiang spoke from the heart:

"What a shrewd Hu Sanniang!"

Third Sister is a real tough girl!

Sun Xin's impassioned speech earned him higher regard from Lin Chong, Hua Rong, and others.

After all, it was a feudal society. Although Hu Sanniang's martial arts skills were quite good, she was still looked down upon by the Liangshan heroes.

Especially strong individuals like Lin Chong and Hua Rong, who didn't take Sun Xin seriously at all.

But by making such a fuss, Sun Xin has established his reputation, and who would dare to underestimate him in the future?

Of course, Sun Xin's intentions went beyond that; he was also using his actions to warn Song Jiang:

Don't you dare think of marrying me off to Wang Ai Hu!

Don't fucking push your luck!

Otherwise, I'll fight you to the death!

Although I am at the mercy of others, if you want to eat my fish, don't blame me for getting a fishbone stuck in your throat!

Song Jiang was ultimately the chosen one of the Water Margin world, and under Hua Rong's protection, he quickly regained his composure.

"Don't worry, sister, Zhu Biao will definitely die by your blade!"

"Thank you so much, brother!"

Sun Xin bowed again before returning Song Jiang's sword with both hands.

"Third Sister acted impulsively, please forgive her, Brother!"

"It's alright, it's alright..."

Song Jiang accepted the sword with a dry smile:

"The young lady wasn't trying to harm Song Jiang, so what crime has she committed?"

"My brother is generous and righteous, helping those in distress and need. Who in the world doesn't know him?"

"How could Third Sister lay a hand on my brother?"

Sun Xin chuckled, spread his hands, looked around, and then his expression changed drastically:

"That black bastard has no sense of morality!"

"My brother is also a hero of Liangshan. How dare you turn against your own brother and kill your own flesh and blood?"

"Whoosh—"

All eyes turned to him, only to see Li Kui still holding his axe to Hu Cheng's neck.

Hua Rong was much more clever than him. When Sun Xin returned the sword to Song Jiang, Hua Rong took the opportunity to sheath the sword as well.

Lin Chong put down his eighteen-foot spear, and the Liangshan heroes who had stood up around him sat down silently.

Only Li Kui, that big, clumsy fool, still held his axe to Hu Cheng's neck until this point...

"Stop spouting nonsense!"

Li Kui glared with his bull-like eyes and retorted:

"How can you be considered heroes of Liangshan when the Zhu Family Village has not yet fallen?"

"Shut up, Tie Niu!"

Song Jiang glared with his small eyes:

"Whether the Zhu Family Village is destroyed or not, the Hu siblings are all heroes of Liangshan!"

"Release Brother Hu Cheng right now!"

"snort!"

Li Kui reluctantly sheathed his great axe, stomped his foot angrily, and ran away in a flash.

"you--"

Song Jiang originally wanted Li Kui to apologize to Hu Cheng, but Li Kui anticipated his move and rushed out the door first...

"That black bastard—"

Song Jiang shook his head with a wry smile, stepped forward and took the hands of the pale-faced Hu Cheng:

"Tie Niu is a fool, and he frightened Brother Hu Cheng."

"Actually, he is innocent and naive, with the heart of a child. It was just a misunderstanding. Brother Hu Cheng, please don't take it to heart."

"Song Jiang apologized to Brother Hu Cheng on behalf of that dark-skinned fellow!"

After saying this, Song Jiang took a step back and bowed deeply to Hu Cheng.

Just then, a "black whirlwind" suddenly swept in!

It turned out that Li Kui had returned, helped Song Jiang up, and then bowed deeply to Hu Cheng, shouting:

"Brother, you must not worship him!"

"If anyone's going to worship, it should be Tie Niu!"

What has become of this black guy...?

Sun Xin's lips twitched subtly twice:

It must be said that Song Jiang, that little fat man, was good at training.

Even a ruthless and inhuman killer like Li Kui can be trained into a loyal dog...

Hu Cheng hurriedly helped Li Kui up with both hands:

"It's just a misunderstanding, brother, please get up!"

Li Kui stood up and glared at Sun Xin with a fierce look, like a Tibetan mastiff.

Not knowing where Li Kui got such malice from, a cold glint flashed in Sun Xinmei's eyes:

It doesn't matter, Li Kui has to die anyway!

"Alright, it's getting late."

Taking advantage of the situation, Song Jiang moved on and pulled Hu Cheng's hand:

"Hey bro, watch your step!"

"Don't worry, brother, I understand!"

Hu Cheng first cupped his hands to Song Jiang, then circled around and cupped his hands again, finally giving Sun Xin a deep look:

Take care, little sister!

Sun Xin nodded slightly, and Hu Cheng's gaze was so firm that it seemed he was about to join the party. He strode out of the central command tent.

...San Niang's route...

Outside the East Gate of Dengzhou, there is the Shili Pai Hotel.

"Ooh ooh ooh—"

The roosters had already crowed, but Hu Sanniang was still sitting on the edge of the bed, looking utterly dejected and lifeless.

When Hu Sanniang punched Gu Dasao, she didn't think much about it until she sat on the toilet and realized that there was a big problem.

She's only just turned eighteen this year, still a pure and innocent young woman!

The Hu family is very strict. Even she and her biological brother Hu Cheng, who were born of the same mother, did not sit together from the age of seven!

However, she is now forced to accept the cruel fact that she is now a man!

That thing... it's so dirty!

Thinking of this, Hu Sanniang couldn't help but wash her hands again, rubbing them until they sparked.

Just as Hu Sanniang was rubbing her palms raw, a sudden gust of wind came from behind her!

"Thump!"

Hu Sanniang was caught off guard and was tackled to the ground by the man, who then mounted her like a tigress!

It was none other than Sister-in-law Gu, who had woken up at some unknown time!

"That's a piece of junk!"

Having successfully ambushed Hu Sanniang, Gu Dasao straddled her belly, grabbed Hu Sanniang by the collar, and swung her fist, as big as a sandbag, at Hu Sanniang's face while triumphantly cursing:

"If I don't beat the shit out of you today, you've done a good job!"

"Bang!"

Hu Sanniang crossed her arms to block Gu Dasao's punch, and at the same time kicked Gu Dasao in the back of the head!

Sister-in-law Gu is also skilled in martial arts.

In the original story, her cousin Jie Zhen vouched for her, saying, "My sister has thirty or twenty men who cannot get close to her..."

As soon as Hu Sanniang lifted her leg, Gu Dasao noticed it first.

By tilting her head, Sister-in-law Gu dodged Hu Sanniang's kick, but little did she know that Hu Sanniang had a follow-up move.

When Gu Dasao tried to dodge, she inevitably twisted her body, and Hu Sanniang took the opportunity to hook her neck with her kick!

Following Hu Sanniang was like a dragon, stirring up the sea and churning the waters, her legs clamping around Gu Dasao's neck!

"snort!"

Hu Sanniang suddenly twisted her waist and abdomen, and Gu Dasao felt dizzy and was pressed down by Hu Sanniang in the blink of an eye!

The offensive and defensive momentum is different!

Hu Sanniang rode on Gu Dasao's belly, grabbed Gu Dasao's head with her left hand, raised her fist the size of an iron hammer, and punched Gu Dasao in the face!

Unable to get up, Gu Dasao finally burst into tears after taking several punches from Hu Sanniang.

"You surnamed Sun, you can kill me if you want! Waaaaah..."

"I can't live like this anymore! Waaah..."

Sister-in-law Gu and Sun Xin have been married for three years, and she is always the one who beats Sun Xin until he begs for mercy on his knees!

This was the first time she had ever been beaten so badly by Sun Xin that she burst into tears...