Returning to university, starting with confessing to his ex-wife, his counselor.

"Liang Chao, what happened to you, you've become blond?"

[Ding! The host has received a message from Xiao Jiayu, attention value +100]

As soon as Liang Chao sat down, the notification sounded in his ear again. He turned his head and met the curious gaze of the little turtle.

"I'm not blond! This is flaxen brown microfiber cap!" he retorted earnestly, looking speechless.

"Same here, same here! I heard you confessed to your advisor again at noon?"

Xiao Jiayu covered her mouth and chuckled, asking with some curiosity.

Liang Chao froze, stiffly turning his head to look at Li Zhiya, whose body had suddenly stiffened.

[No, who leaked the information? It's so hard to guess!]

The class monitor remained calm and composed, offering no rebuttal, but simply turned his head and gave the back of his head a silent reward.

[I must say, the class monitor's head back is flawlessly beautiful, but why... does it have to be the back of her head?]

Liang Chao looked resentful, pursed his lips, and decided to skip over this uncomfortable topic.

Unfortunately, the little turtle had no intention of letting him go.

"Tell me quickly, is that right? You changed your look because you were rejected badly and are planning to start over?" She looked Liang Chao up and down, her eyes crinkling with a hint of happiness.

God the hell want to start over as a human being!

"Slander! There's absolutely no such thing!" Lies don't hurt, but the truth is the sharpest knife. Liang Chao was getting a little anxious.

What kind of nonsense is this, concerning scholars!

In short, since the older sister didn't successfully reject him, his confession wasn't a failure!

Liang Chao was too lazy to explain and glanced sideways at the little turtle.

"Little turtle, weren't you so angry at noon that you wanted to kick me? How come you're all like this after just a short time..."

He had intended to walk back and meet up with his three roommates, but Xiao Jiayu stopped him halfway, and he was still a little confused.

"You dare bring that up? I haven't even mentioned what you did to upset me at noon!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Liang Chao received a solid punch to the thigh.

The girl's strength wasn't great, but the act itself was far too intimate. Liang Chao was bewildered, his pupils gradually dilating.

"You dare glare at me! I'll punch you again! Hmph~"

The little girl was not intimidated at all and punched the man again. Liang Chao, who should have been stunned, suddenly felt that... this scene was somewhat familiar?

He stared at the cute face of the short guy with pigtails, and a word that made him furious suddenly flashed through his mind—male best friend!

Hmm, he remembered something from more than ten years ago.

The plot is quite melodramatic. It all started during military training when Xiao Jiayu, who was physically weak, suffered heatstroke and fainted. As the tallest boy in the class, he was assigned by the instructor to carry the girl to the school clinic for treatment.

It's common for female students to suffer from heatstroke during military training in universities, but what's strange is that Xiao Jiayu suffered from heatstroke again after two days of training.

Yes, he carried me to the infirmary.

When she suffered heatstroke for the second time, the school wanted to suspend her training, but the girl insisted that she would never desert her post!

Moved by her persistence, the counselor and instructor reluctantly agreed.

Then......

As expected, the little turtle suffered from heatstroke again.

At this point, both the counselor and the instructor realized what was happening, feeling both annoyed and amused.

But it was true that the little girl was weak and dizzy, so they couldn't blame her. They just told her to rest on the side and not to cause any more trouble.

After these three "accidents," the way the students looked at Liang Chao and Xiao Jiayu gradually became ambiguous.

Even Liang Chao himself thought that Xiao Jiayu liked him, and he was troubled by this for a while.

It wasn't that he was putting on an act, but... the little girl was too short, and her face looked like a child's.

He felt guilty and couldn't get over it.

On the day the military training ended.

The girl did indeed invite him for a walk on the playground.

After a long and painful struggle, Liang Chao finally chose to keep the appointment. The little turtle was short, but its appearance was truly rare.

Yes, I was born!

After carefully "dressing up," Liang Chao rushed to the playground, feeling both excited and ashamed, ready to hear the confession from the legal loli.

But the little girl only punched his chest once.

"Congratulations, Liang Chao! You've passed the test and are officially now my best friend!"

Best friend?!

The people of Liang Dynasty were dumbfounded, thinking the words were outrageous.

But upon closer reflection, I think it's a good idea; I can get close to beautiful girls without having to take responsibility.

Moreover, since they've become best friends, wouldn't he be able to ask his best friend for help in pursuing her other best friends?

It turns out that once a person loses their conscience, they will continue to be born.

While enjoying the girl's intimacy, he subtly expressed that he liked girls like the class monitor.

The little girl fell silent after hearing this.

Liang Chao thought she was angry, but that very night he received a notification from her—it was a WeChat message from the class monitor.

Of course, he and the class monitor didn't end up together.

In his sophomore year, he started dating a senior who was studying dance.

after that.

The so-called best friend is still lying in the WeChat list, but there is no longer an excuse for them to contact each other.

......

Hmm~ Thinking about it this way, I guess I really am a lousy person!

Thinking of this, Liang Chao felt a little uneasy and quickly pushed away Xiao Jiayu, who was punching him with a clenched fist, and said seriously.

"Little Turtle, please calm down, what we're doing is wrong!"

Male best friends are harmful to both parties. He was young and immature before.

Now, he wants to be a good person!

"Hey~ what...what are you doing?"

"Um?"

A faint murmur, like that of mosquitoes and flies, rang out, and Liang Chao paused for a moment.

Turning my head, I saw the girl with pigtails with her face flushed, covering her chest and looking away.

No! Does it have to be this melodramatic?

Liang Chao was numb. He swore he really didn't do it on purpose, and it was the back of his hand, so he didn't feel anything.

Suddenly, he felt a strange gaze and turned around.

Seeing that it was the class monitor staring at him with tightly pursed lips and a slightly wary look, he immediately lost his composure.

"..."

Liang Chao felt it was necessary to salvage his image, so he said in a deep voice.

"If I said I didn't do it on purpose, would you believe me?"

"..."

Li Zhiya looked at him and blinked.

"Um."

After a long while, she nodded, as if to tell Liang Chao that she believed him.

But Liang Chao was not happy.

When the class monitor nodded, he shifted his body to the side and subtly covered his chest with his arm.

"..."

Seeing this, Liang Chao smiled weakly.

He thought to himself, "What's the point of all this? My image is completely ruined. That mission of embracing the lost girl is probably going to be difficult."

Fortunately, he genuinely didn't intend for anything to happen between him and Lee Ji-ah; he was just disappointed, not in great pain, perhaps...

Damn it, I want to die...

Because of the accident earlier, the girl with pigtails became quiet and didn't talk to Liang Chao for the entire class, acting like a lady.

And Li Zhiya... is a noble deaf person!

Liang Chao had no choice but to listen attentively to the lesson.

After listening for a while, I realized how boring the class was, so I tried opening the advanced mathematics section, and then... it got even more boring.

He was interested in researching stocks, but as soon as he took out his phone, two subtle gazes came from the left and right, landing on his phone's screen saver.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly, turned off the screen, and put the phone back in his pocket, thus saving face.

Damn it, I'll change the screensaver when I get back, he thought to himself.

Yes, teenage boys are mostly restless, even their phone screen savers are...

Unable to use his phone, unwilling to listen to lectures, and with no one to chat with, Liang Chao found himself sandwiched between two girls, feeling utterly restless!

He only relaxed his shoulders with a sigh of relief when the bell rang to signal the end of get out of class.

Seeing that the girls were about to line up for the restroom, he got up and went to the back row.

Compared to the "vanity" of being with pretty girls, he preferred chatting and laughing with goblins, showing off his approachable side.

When Liang Chao arrived at the last row, his roommates unexpectedly did not line up to greet him.

"Is the master back?"

Chen Zihao's gaze was resentful, and his tone was sour.

"What 'Master' this and 'Master' that? That's too much!" Liang Chao rolled his eyes, sat down next to Ah Hao, and said in a amiable tone, "Just call me Your Majesty!"

"Akaashi!!"

Seeing Ah Hao break through the defense in the blink of an eye, Ah Lang was furious. He cursed Ah Hao as a piece of trash and then took action himself.

He looked at Liang Chao's new hairstyle without a trace of jealousy.

"Is that a wig? Bro, don't be so vain. Can't you learn from me? I'm frugal and genuine."

Liang Chao thought for a moment and then spoke.

"I left my hairstylist's contact information..."

"father!"

Jiang Zilang's face was full of flattery, "Your hairstyle is absolutely perfect, it makes you look incredibly handsome."

Upon hearing this, Liang Chao leaned back.

While being surrounded by beautiful girls is certainly exciting, my good buddy's "Holy crap, awesome!" is also incredibly satisfying!