Returning to university, starting with confessing to his ex-wife, his counselor.

The girl with twin ponytails ultimately couldn't bite down with her canine teeth.

It wasn't that she dared not, but Liang Chao had promised her that he would take her to the official Mercedes-Benz new car appreciation event next month.

This semi-public "high-end" gathering is the best place for a small cosplayer with a combined following of 300,000 on Bilibili and Weibo to take photos.

Its allure is comparable to that of Wa's junior brother who discovered a group of beautiful girls for companionship.

Little Turtle was very excited and immediately suggested that Liang Chao's successful application for the experience officer position be packaged.

The hidden part of his personal effort (which actually didn't exist) was packaged as an ordinary person who was hit by good luck, and the account 【Mercedes Little Koi - Every Day】 was turned into an electronic wishing well for good fortune.

Upon hearing this, Liang Chao's eyes immediately lit up, and he felt that this track seemed to be feasible.

In later years, when Alipay held its "Lucky Koi" campaign, every time a lucky winner appeared, a large number of people would come to share in the good fortune.

Even in the "Koi" category, many celebrities and internet personalities have appeared, such as Yang Chaoyue and internet celebrity Qiuqiuma.

Even more coincidentally, he won 500,000 yuan in the lottery on the 28th, which perfectly solidified his "lucky charm" persona.

At that time, his fan base will explode.

As for retaining fans afterward, that's even easier to manage.

He could have started a "live-streamed" business, making netizens eagerly anticipate how he would "squander" 500,000 yuan, only to have it all turn around again thanks to his "lucky charm" aura...

A small idea sparked a whole host of thoughts in Liang Chao.

In a daze, he seemed to see a broad road to continuously gaining fans!

Chaochao Riri: Good idea, let's go with this. Think about the copy in the next couple of days, and I'll post the first Weibo when my car arrives!

At 6:10 p.m. in the afternoon, at the third student canteen, Liang Chao was eating heartily while sending messages to Xiao Jiayu.

I'm not a little turtle: Should we promote this at school too? Maybe we could gain several thousand followers in one go! [frowning]

Looking at the messages on his phone, Liang Chao curled his toes, a wave of shame washing over him.

Chaochao Riri: This... I think I'll pass!

I'm not a little turtle: Oh [eye roll]

Every day, every day: ...

Everyday: Try to keep this a secret from your classmates. If you dare to mess around, I'll... I'll cut off your pigtails!!!

I'm not a little turtle: ...

"No way, they were still talking about it during dinner! I'm speechless! What the hell was that all about!"

Just as Liang Chao left the chat, he saw Chen Zihao put away his chopsticks and take his plate to the next table.

He couldn't help but turn his head and ask Xia Yu a question.

"What's wrong with Ah-hao?"

The chubby boy, with rice stuffed in his mouth like a hamster, looked up with a blank, silly gaze.

"Maybe...it's because nobody's talking to my second brother."

Upon hearing this, Liang Chao smiled with satisfaction. Who said our little chubby baby was stupid? Isn't he quite clever?

"Tch~~"

A sneer rang out, and Liang Chao and Xia Yu turned their heads at the same time to look at Jiang Zilang.

Ah Lang finished eating, put down his chopsticks, and had a cigarette dangling from his lips, but didn't smoke it.

"It's so repressed, that's how it is!" Ah Lang crossed his legs, looked up at the sky, and said wistfully, "I actually envy Ah Hao; he's so innocent, so free, and still full of fantasies about girls!"

"Unlike me, I wouldn't even dare to order a plate of stir-fried wood ear mushrooms when I eat in the cafeteria."

"Huh? Why?"

The chubby boy, oblivious to these things, innocently chimed in, but Liang Chao's expression changed, and he quickly raised his hand, saying, "Alright, stop talking!"

Unexpectedly, Ah Lang didn't say anything funny. Instead, he sat up straight and became serious.

"Boss, what are you really thinking?"

"Huh? What do you mean, what are you thinking?"

Seeing that the man was still pretending to be stupid, Jiang Zilang was so angry that he laughed and bluntly stated the truth.

"You told me a few days ago that you liked someone like the class monitor, and then you confessed to the counselor. Now you're in this ambiguous relationship with Xiao. What are you trying to do?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? What do you mean by 'unclear'?" Liang Chao rolled his eyes and said seriously, "I'm Xiao Jia Yu's best friend, you know that! Don't overthink it, it's just normal interaction between friends."

"A male best friend...that's kind of a thing!"

Jiang Zilang didn't utter a word, gazing at the sky outside the door with a worried expression.

"Boss, I have a feeling... you might end up dying a horrible death."

Liang Dynasty: "..."

That damned prophet, he's dead!

Upon hearing this, Liang Chao's hand trembled uncontrollably.

Although he felt his relationship with Xiao Jiayu was completely innocent, and he had never actively tried to seduce the class monitor, what if things happened in the future...?

Let's leave aside the distant future and focus on system tasks.

The class monitor's task was a main system quest; he wouldn't be able to start the next one until he finished it. He pretended to be indifferent, but he was actually quite looking forward to it, otherwise he wouldn't have agreed to that "Chinese Idol" themed singing and dancing competition.

Thinking of this, Liang Chao felt a little uneasy.

"Third brother... what brilliant plan do you have?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Zilang stroked his chin and fell into thought.

"Based on my survival experience, the safest approach is to eat what's on your plate first, then add a cockroach halfway through, making yourself the victim and preserving your reputation. And then..."

"No, isn't there a cleaner way?" Liang Chao quickly interrupted, somewhat reluctant to be born.

"For example, openly and honestly... paying for one dish to eat two... several dishes, and you don't have to die?"

Upon hearing this, Ah Lang's hand trembled, and he was so startled that he dropped his cigarette on the ground.

"You mean...become the master?!"

He stammered, staring at Liang Chao with shock at his brother's audacious idea.

Seeing the latter nod, he couldn't help but gasp.

Ah Lang instinctively reached for a cigarette, only to find it had already fallen to the ground.

Just as he was about to bend down to pick it up, Liang Chao picked it up first, held it in both hands, and respectfully offered it to his mouth.

"Wow, you're so cool! You know, out of all the brothers, you're the one I admire the most!"

Master Liang was habitually tolerant and extremely respectful.

Seeing the "trust and admiration" in his brother's eyes, Ah Lang subconsciously straightened his back.

But he hesitated to take the cigarettes his brother offered him.

The karma is too great; even the Heavenly Emperor Lang is afraid of encountering misfortune!

"Hey, brother! I've never asked you for anything in my life!"

Finally, the Heavenly Emperor Lang could not resist the temptation of "proving the Dao" and reached out to take the cigarette.

"This task is too difficult. I need some time... to study it carefully!" Ah Lang said with a heavy expression.

"Ah Lang, you can do it! I believe in you!"

Master Liang, however, was overjoyed and showered him with praise.

Of course, he didn't have much hope. Whether he could survive in the future ultimately depended on whether his birth chart was strong enough.

But Ah Lang was able to get a "female celebrity" into bed in one day, not only because his modeling skills are outstanding, but also because he has some tricks up his sleeve, which might be helpful at the time.

"No! Big brother, third brother, what are you talking about?"

The chubby boy, somewhat confused, couldn't help but interject.

He stared blankly, glancing at Liang Chao and then at Jiang Zilang.

He swallowed the food in his mouth hastily.

"Why did the boss die such a gruesome death? And what does it mean to be a 'master'?"

Upon hearing this, Liang Chao and Jiang Zilang turned their heads at the same time, looking at the little fat boy like strict fathers, and said in unison.

"Eat your food." x2

Xia Yu: "..."

On the way back to the dormitory, Liang Chaoben and Jiang Zilang were discussing unorthodox ways to become a master when they saw Chen Zihao walking alone ahead with his head down, which made them suspicious.

"Hao...did he break up with his girlfriend?"

"What a terrible love story!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Zilang rolled his eyes, took out his phone and handed it to Liang Chao, somewhat speechless.

"Didn't he meet a girl in a hometown group a while ago? I finally managed to get her QQ number, take a look!"

Liang Chao, puzzled, took the phone.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a girl's QQ message board.

There are two recent comments, one from Ah-hao and the other from Ah-hao.

[2013年9月21日04:01

—I sat up all night, but I didn't receive a message from you. I didn't think it was because you didn't want to talk to me; it's just that the night was too short.

[2013年9月22日05:05

—I dreamt you replied to my message, and I woke up smiling. But when I glanced at my phone, the shock almost killed me.

"Is he crazy?! He has girls on QQ, he can just chat with them and ask them out, why is he saying such suggestive things in the comments?" Liang Chao almost lost his temper when he saw the comment!

That's way too abstract!

"Why didn't you chat?" Ah Lang asked, hands in his pockets, raising an eyebrow. "Not only did you chat, the girl even said goodnight to him!"

"This is great... hiss~~"

Liang Chao was slightly stunned. Just as he was about to say something, he saw the chat screenshots that Ah Lang had shown, and his cerebellum shrank on the spot.

Hao: Are you there?

Hao: Are you busy? [Grinning face]

——2 hours later——

Hao: Good night.

Goddess: I'll have someone kill you sooner or later!!!

After reading the contents, Liang Chao pursed his lips and fell into a long silence.

After a long pause, he suddenly turned to look at Ah Lang and said seriously, "Lang! We have to help Ah Hao. He's bound to get into trouble sooner or later!"

Jiang Zilang tilted his head and asked, "How can I help?"

Tony Leung: "For example, helping him find a girlfriend?"

Jiang Zilang: "..."

Jiang Zilang stared at Liang Chao for a while.

Suddenly, he stood on tiptoe, hooked his arm around Liang Chao's shoulder, and said seriously.

"Let's talk about your life as a lord!"

"..."