Returning to university, starting with confessing to his ex-wife, his counselor.

[Hiss—why do I suddenly feel a chill down my back?!]

In the first row of the classroom, Liang Chao, who was playing Ah Hao while lying on the desk, suddenly hissed and sat up abruptly.

"Liang, is there a problem?" Yang Shuxi was startled by the commotion and asked instinctively.

Seeing that the boy seemed about to answer, she tensed up, afraid that he might suddenly "have a breakdown".

Liang Chao had just helped her out of a difficult situation, and she was actually very grateful. In the past, she would have definitely praised him in public.

But today she couldn't praise him, and she didn't even dare to look at this "rascal," worried that if she looked at him for too long, he would take advantage of her and cause her some trouble.

For example, confessing your feelings again or something.

At that point, it won't just be a matter of losing face, but whether I can keep this job!

"No, Ms. Yang! I'm tired of sitting, so I'm changing my posture."

Fortunately, Liang Chao did not confess his feelings!

Yang Shuxi's shoulders relaxed, and she felt a cold sweat break out on her back.

After that "bet," she specifically consulted a psychology professor and carefully described Liang Chao's situation.

The answer I received was...

Professor: "Ah~ well, Xiao Yang, your student's situation, ah~ it belongs to a male individual who has an excessive focus, liking or desire for the appearance, figure and other external sexual characteristics of women, and has uncontrollably shown paranoid behavior."

Yang Shuxi: Huh? What... what does this mean? Are you sick?

Professor: No! It's just that I like it a lot, and... I was a little bit silly.

Yang Shuxi: ......

The old professor's words echoed in her mind, and Yang Shuxi's heart began to race involuntarily, making her feel uneasy all over.

While feeling uncomfortable, I also felt a secret thrill.

[That little rascal may be a bit of a jerk, but he has a good eye; he knows who the most beautiful girl in the whole school is! Hehe~]

The moment the thought crossed Yang Shuxi's face, she blushed and realized she was being too narcissistic.

She lowered her eyes slightly, just in time to meet someone's "improper" gaze, and immediately frowned.

[No, it's all that slutty little brat's fault, he distracted me!]

After finding the culprit, Teacher Yang felt relieved.

Without thinking, she glared at the person, deliberately putting on a stern face, and said, "Don't move around if you have nothing to do, and pay attention in class!"

The interaction took only a few breaths, and the words did not cross any lines, so it should not have been surprising.

The problem is that among the 300 or so students in the room, about 100 were "witnesses" to the confession the day before.

The problem was that when Teacher Yang glared at and threatened that rascal, her face turned a little red.

"Okay~~ Pay attention in class~~"

Suddenly, someone covered their mouth and let out a strange scream.

Liang Chao felt a chill run down his spine. Before he could figure out who was causing trouble, the entire classroom suddenly turned into a vegetable market.

The sounds of teasing and commotion filled the air.

Those who enjoy watching a spectacle never mind making things worse, especially since eighteen or nineteen-year-old boys are naturally restless and lack respect for society.

When their madness strikes, even if the principal is giving a speech, they dare to grab a stool from the audience and shout, "Are kings and nobles born with a special destiny?"

"Teacher Yang~ We listened attentively in class too~~~"

"I'm tired of sitting and I'm fidgeting. Can you scold me a little, Ms. Yang?"

"You're yelling at me! You're yelling at me! Teacher Yang, I'm M!!"

......

As expected, the dialogue in the opening scene gradually became more and more perverse.

Yang Shuxi stood with her back straight, looking at the students making a fuss, her smile full of kindness and composure, as if everything was under her control.

But in reality, despair had already begun to creep into my heart.

[I had it all planned out; I was determined not to say a word to that jerk today! How come I didn't...]

I was so stupid, really!

On the podium, Teacher Yang felt like she was walking on thin ice, filled with regret.

Below the podium, Mr. Liang, whom she had called a little rascal, also felt like he had a thorn in his side.

He had just felt a chill down his back, as if he were being targeted by some "dirty thing".

After the commotion started, even more "dirty things" started targeting him, including not only the previous one, but also many other damp and shady things!

For example, Ah Hao next to him.

Chen Zihao tilted his head, his eyes full of worry, as if he was concerned for his friend, but his lips twitched, and he looked like he was trying very hard to hold it in.

Well, they're practically jumping for joy!

Listening to the commotion and laughter around him, Liang Chao's expression gradually became serious.

Knowing that continuing like this would make the young and inexperienced Ms. Yang feel ashamed and indignant, and that she would never dare to have any further contact with him, he realized that this was a mistake.

After hesitating for a long time, he finally decided to use the method with the most comments.

"Report!!!"

He suddenly raised his hand and slammed it on the table, his shout of "Report!" echoing through the classroom and startling everyone around him.

In an instant, the entire room fell silent.

Yang Shuxi was also stunned. She stared blankly at the boy who suddenly stood up.

"Liang, is there something you need?"

"Teacher Yang, I've been diagnosed with Yu Yu syndrome!"

"Jade syndrome..."

Yang Shuxi was stunned for a moment, then her expression gradually turned strange, as if she had thought of something. That scoundrel only knows how to let others have their way with him, why would he have his way with himself?

When Yang Shuxi saw the boy wink at her, she immediately understood his intentions.

She glanced guiltily at the students in the classroom, hesitated for a moment, and then chose to cooperate.

"Oh, when did you get Yu Yu... oops~ depression?"

"just!!"

Liang Chao's face was serious, and his words were firm and resolute.

After speaking, he stood up, slowly turned to face the group of classmates, and said, pausing between each sentence.

"I not only have YuYu syndrome, I also like to stay up late, love listening to NetEase Cloud Music, have a sensitive and suspicious personality, and tend to overthink!"

"Besides that, I'm also a transgender bisexual, a vegetarian, and a disabled person!"

"This is my disability certificate!" He symbolically pulled out his driver's license and waved it around.

Her eyelids drooped, and she suddenly turned her head to look out the window, her face instantly turning sad, her voice gradually becoming hoarse.

"If you students find it funny to laugh at an 18-year-old transgender bisexual boy who suffers from severe depression and cries every day as a vegetarian with disabilities, then... you can continue."

Everyone: "!!!"

Liang Chao issued a challenge to a magical duel, but unfortunately no one accepted.

The boys who had been making a fuss earlier were now like chickens being choked, their faces flushed red, and they fell silent.

Nobody would believe in something like "Yu Yu Syndrome".

The current situation is that everyone knows Liang Chao is talking nonsense, but until there is evidence to prove that he is talking nonsense, he is invincible.

Then, the entire classroom fell eerily quiet.

On the stage, Yang Shuxi was so embarrassed that she almost tore her toes through her stockings when Liang Chao reported his "illness" to the public like he was reciting a menu.

How could he be so shameless?!

This is really terrible!

Yang Shuxi sat behind the lectern, covering her face with her notebook, wishing she could disappear into a hole in the ground.

—She was ashamed for Liang Chao!

Along with shame, she also felt a touch of emotion.

The accident was caused by her carelessness, and even the boy being ridiculed was because of her.

But now, the boy has eased her embarrassment with his own awkwardness.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but steal a glance at Liang Chao.

Seeing that the latter still acted as if he was a dead pig unafraid of boiling water, the beautiful eyes hidden behind the lectern immediately curved into crescent moons.

[You little rascal, you actually showed some loyalty this time!]

clap clap-

A sudden burst of applause rang out, and all eyes immediately turned to the first row on the left.

It was a middle-aged man around fifty years old, wearing an executive jacket, sitting next to the bald old man in the middle of a group of "leaders".

"Ah~ Good! Very good! Comrade Yang's lesson was of very high quality overall!"

He took the microphone, and the moment he opened his mouth, he gave off the impression of a very high-ranking official.

"The instructional design closely addresses the pain points of freshmen adapting to university life and the university's situation regarding the major-based education. The interactive sessions are ingenious and directly address core anxieties, combining professionalism with a sense of immersion."

"Especially this classmate who pretended to be depressed... he cleverly defused a potential psychological crisis with a joke. That was a great approach; it resolved the awkwardness without affecting the relationship between classmates!"

He held the microphone, nodded to Liang Chao and Yang Shuxi, and said with satisfaction.

"Comrade Yang gave a good lesson, and this student is very quick-witted! Excellent! Both are excellent!"

Hearing Zhong Deng's praise, Liang Chao, who was not embarrassed at first, was now completely ashamed and seriously suspected that Zhong Deng was actually... enjoying the show.

"Thank you for your recognition, I will do my best in my teaching work."

Ms. Yang blushed slightly at the praise and bowed awkwardly.

......

The bell rang, signaling the end of get out of class.

Wearing an executive jacket, Zhong Deng left the classroom surrounded by a group of Zhong Dengs, leaving only the bald old Deng who had asked the question waiting at the door.

After a three-hour open class, Teacher Yang gained the approval of the leaders, student Liang successfully escaped danger, and the students at Zhongdeng also had a good laugh, making it a win-win-win situation.

Only the person who had started the commotion looked rather grim.

"I'm impressed! The dorm leader isn't dead yet! How tough is he?" Outside the classroom door, Ah Hao pulled Ah Lang along, looking unwilling to accept it!

Ah Lang remained expressionless, glancing sideways at Ah Hao: "I do not know whether the dormitory head is alive or dead. If you return to the dormitory, you will surely perish!"

"You dare to plot against the head of the department and lead people to cause trouble! This time you're finished!"

Chen Zihao was stunned, staring at Jiang Zilang in disbelief. "What do you mean? Didn't you tell me to lead the uprising?"

"So, saying this... will help the dorm leader win over Teacher Yang?"

"Nonsense! How could I possibly advise you to do something so despicable, worse than that of pigs and dogs!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Zilang vehemently denied it, then clasped his hands above his head and shook them repeatedly toward the heavens, his voice resounding like metal and stone:

"Lang's loyalty to the head of the department is as clear as day; how dare you slander him like this!"

"Akaashi!!!"