Returning to university, starting with confessing to his ex-wife, his counselor.

Dali Building, Student Affairs Office.

Yang Shuxi had just arranged work-study positions for several students from impoverished families when she had to rush out to the training room.

She used to hear people online joke that university counselors are like conceptual figures; as long as no one in the class dies at school, they can stay out of the students' sight for five or six months at a time.

She believed it, thinking that being a counselor was really easy, and stayed at Sichuan University after graduating with her master's degree.

Then, I became a counselor, and I was assigned to three classes as soon as I started working.

It turned out that this wasn't the case at all!

Scholarships, grants, loans, attendance, discipline, file management, crisis management... not to mention the endless student union meetings and the countless materials and work reports to write.

If it were just these kinds of jobs, she would just be a little tired and busy, but she could still tolerate it!

What she fears most is receiving a phone call from a stranger after get off work.

One minute the police are saying that your student was scammed out of 150,000 yuan while doing online order fraud and is now in a state of mental breakdown.

A moment later, a student called and said, "Advisor, I want to call the police. My clothes have been stolen."

When Yang Shuxi received the call, she was completely bewildered. She wondered what kind of student this was. Since she already had 150,000 yuan, why would she go and engage in fraudulent online transactions?

Yang Shuxi was already downstairs at her dormitory when the person who said their clothes had been stolen suddenly sent her a message.

[Advisor, I found the clothes, but I'm wearing them. [awkward]]

Yang Shuxi remained silent for a long time, thinking that since she was already here!

Well... let's check the dorms while we're at it.

As soon as she entered the dormitory, she saw one of the girls in her class stick her head into the toilet.

Yang Shuxi was terrified.

Ignoring the girl's vomit all over her body, he covered his nose and struggled to finally "pull" her out.

"What are you doing? Are you drunk?!" she said angrily.

The girl looked at Yang Shuxi and said, "Teacher, can you smell it? I smell terrible right now."

Yang Shuxi: "I smelled it, and then what?"

Suddenly, the girl smiled mysteriously and said, "I just fertilized myself; I'm planting myself!"

At that moment, Yang Shuxi felt like she was going crazy.

But what truly devastated her was not any of that, but rather a younger brother she had only recently recognized as her.

[Daily: Sister, I won the lottery! 500,000! [Smile]]

In the outdoor corridor of the training room, Yang Shuxi glanced at her phone and then at the hazy sky above.

Suddenly, I feel like dying!

She assumed her brother was still clinging to his lust and trying to trick her, and was about to leave the chat when she saw Liang Chao send two more pictures.

One is the lottery winning tax receipt, and the other is a photo of him holding the tax receipt and standing at the prize redemption window.

Seeing this, Yang Shuxi frowned.

He thought to himself that his younger brother was quite serious about forging the ticket; he even went to the lottery management center.

The thought had barely formed when two more screenshots popped up in the chat box.

One is a text message confirming the arrival of funds in the bank card, and the other is a screenshot of the account balance in the bank's app.

Yang Shuxi clicked on it, looked at the balance number, and then looked at the date and time on the photo.

The person was completely stunned.

It's not photoshopped, it's a real-time screenshot!

My brother... he really won 500,000!

An indescribable joy welled up in Yang Shuxi's heart. As if a happy switch had been flipped, she excitedly stomped her feet on the spot, her little leather shoes clicking away.

Many people are fooled by surfing the internet, thinking that saving 500,000 is easy.

The reality is that even for someone like her, a teacher at a top-tier university, saving 985 yuan would take a very long time.

Yang Shuxi knew that Liang Chao's family was not well-off and that he wanted to earn "living expenses." When she had just arranged tutoring positions for several impoverished students, she specifically reserved a home tutoring job with an hourly wage of fifty yuan.

Since I can't give my younger brother money directly, I'll find him a relatively easy job that won't interfere with his studies!

But now...

"Five hundred thousand, no, four hundred thousand! With this four hundred thousand, my brother won't need to earn extra living expenses. He can focus entirely on his studies, participate in various competitions, enroll in IELTS classes, postgraduate entrance exam preparation courses..."

Almost subconsciously, Yang Shuxi put herself in her sister's shoes and used the 400,000 yuan as a starting point to plan Liang Chao's future.

She thought about many things, even about the future, and how she could add some money to send him abroad to study.

Well, she doesn't plan to tell her family about adopting a younger brother; she'll have to save the money herself. She'll tell her parents later that her salary was too low and she'd spent it all, but they probably don't care!

Outside the training room, there were few people, and the sky was a hazy gray. The older sister's smile was like the sun, illuminating the entire corridor.

She giggled, very happy for her younger brother.

[If I really win 500,000, then Teacher Yang, how about you be my girlfriend for a day?]

...Don't go back on your word, sister!

[I'm a teacher, how could a teacher renege on a promise to their student?!]

Suddenly, the conversation from a few days ago came to mind, and Yang Shuxi's face froze as she smiled.

"What do we do?! My brother really won the lottery!"

Yang Shuxi stopped laughing and, almost subconsciously, took out her phone and started writing a short essay.

She first congratulated Tony Leung on winning the lottery, and then earnestly talked about the importance of his studies, urging him to avoid being frivolous and impatient, and to use his money to buy time and devote himself to his studies.

She advised her as an older sister, appealing to her emotions and reasoning with her throughout the entire process.

She only added a joking sentence at the end: "The bet is just me joking with you, don't take it seriously!"

After writing nearly three hundred words and carefully reading them over to confirm that the wording was correct, she finally smiled with relief.

The problem was, even though she had finished writing the essay, she couldn't seem to press the send button.

"No! No! I'm the older sister, I have to set a good example for my younger brother, how can I break my promise?"

Yang Shuxi's expression changed, and only after her essay was deleted sentence by sentence did she puff out her cheeks and gently blow a breath.

She bit her lip, intending to send her brother a smiley face, saying that she wouldn't go back on her word and would play with him all day, but...

[Really? Being a girlfriend means being touched, kissed, hugged, lifted up...]

[Ugh, stop talking! Fine! Whatever! Is that enough? You're so annoying, you actually hit the nail on the head.]

Suddenly, a very irritating face popped into her mind, and Yang Shuxi's legs tensed instantly, her face turning an unnatural red.

'Being touched, kissed, hugged, and lifted high by my younger brother...'

Thinking of the consequences of not cheating, Yang Shuxi's legs, which had just tensed up, instantly went limp again.

It was as if she could see her brother rushing towards her with a lecherous look on his face when they met again, throwing her onto his shoulder, carrying her all the way, and finally dumping her onto the soft bed in the hotel.

She felt weak all over, her face flushed, and while covering her face in embarrassment, she secretly watched her younger brother lift up her skirt, and then...

Stick out your tongue and start licking from your toes, little by little, upwards...

"Ahhh~ No! This kind of thing is absolutely forbidden!"

Yang Shuxi's toes clenched instantly, she screamed, and began shaking her head frantically.

This plot is recorded in a Zhihu post titled "I woke up from a nap and found out that my student was getting married, and the bride was me," and the story is incredibly explosive.

But Yang Shuxi had no doubt that as long as she dared to agree to be her boyfriend for one day, her brother would dare to treat her like that.

Because in the novel, the female protagonist, who was extremely concerned with her image, lost a bet with her student but stubbornly refused to cheat, which led to...

Thinking of this, Yang Shuxi couldn't help but squeeze her legs together, her face turning as red as if it were about to bleed.

She didn't want to break her promise, but she also didn't want to be taken advantage of by her younger brother. She bit her lip and pondered for a long time, but in the end, she didn't reply at all. She even changed her personal signature, intending to deceive herself.

Avoiding the problem may not solve it, but it will make things easier.

You asked what to do if your younger brother comes knocking on your door and you can't escape?

There's no escaping it, what else can he do? He can't... he can't... humph!

Yang Shuxi felt increasingly ashamed and uncomfortable the more she thought about it.

Finally, she decided to give up and patted her flushed cheeks, preparing to go to the bathroom to calm down.

"Hey~ you little dummy, what are you doing here!"

Yang Shuxi had just turned around when she bumped into Li Zhiya, causing her to shudder.

The feeling was like a mistress having an affair with a middle-aged man, just as she was feeling satisfied and putting on her lace, she turned around and saw the man's legal wife appear in the doorway without warning.

It just felt... weird, and kind of scary.

Li Zhiya remained calm, looking at her aunt without replying.

Seeing this, Yang Shuxi felt a little embarrassed. She remembered that she had called a meeting with the student leaders from the three classes to discuss safety matters during the National Day holiday and what to do after the holiday.

Feeling a little flustered by her gaze, she couldn't help but look away and smooth a strand of hair behind her ear.

"Ahem, Ya Ya, when did you get here?"

Li Zhiya frowned slightly, as if she was thinking.

After a moment, she first nodded, then gently shook her head, "Just arrived."

"Well......"

Upon seeing this, Yang Shuxi was stunned for a moment, feeling as if she had seen this scene somewhere before.

"Ahem, let's go, we're having a meeting!" Without thinking much, she straightened her appearance and pushed open the door to the training room.

Upon entering, Yang Shuxi found Li Zhiya still standing there, looking dazed, and couldn't help but call out to her.

"Ya Ya? Meeting's in session!"

The latter pursed her lips, lowered her eyes, and remained silent for a while.

"good!"

......

Since it was just a routine meeting before the holiday, Yang Shuxi briefly mentioned that the school would be holding an autumn sports meet after the National Day holiday, and then instructed the group to do a good job in the athlete registration statistics and safety precautions before letting them leave.

She was about to go back to her office to continue working when she went out and found that Li Zhiya had not left and was waiting in the corridor.

Seeing that no one was around, Yang Shuxi's expression softened and her smile became more friendly.

"Silly boy, do you need to talk to your aunt?"

Li Zhiya looked at her and said softly.

"Auntie, are you going back to Shanghai for the National Day holiday?"

"I won't reply."

"So... are you going to your hometown in Chongqing, or maybe traveling?"

"Not going back to your hometown, not traveling either, what's wrong?" Yang Shuxi was stunned for a moment, then smiled brightly, took Li Zhiya's arm, and said affectionately.

"My auntie isn't going anywhere during the National Day holiday; she's staying at school with my little goofball! Hehe~"

"Mm." Li Zhiya nodded, her tone as flat as a line.

Yang Shuxi stopped, turned around, pinched Li Zhiya's cheeks, and kneaded them, saying with dissatisfaction.

"Silly boy! Aren't you happy that your auntie is with you?"

Upon hearing this, Li Zhiya paused, unsure of what to say. After a few seconds of silence, she finally spoke with resignation.

"happy."

"..."

Yang Shuxi was immediately discouraged and started vigorously rubbing Li Zhiya's face.

"How dare you! You little idiot, why are you like this? Don't you like your auntie anymore?"

"?"

Li Zhiya silently turned away, her back turned, and stopped talking.

Seeing this, Yang Shuxi didn't think much of it. The little dummy was always quiet and didn't like being touched. Even though she was a girl, and her aunt, the little dummy would still feel uncomfortable.

Most importantly, Yang Shuxi's own mind was in a mess, still thinking about Liang Chao winning the lottery, and she had no mind to pay attention to Li Zhiya.

The two figures, with similar back views, walked one in front of the other and ignored each other.

Only after arriving at the office and sitting down did Yang Shuxi glance at Li Zhiya with a mixture of unease and guilt.

"Um... Ya Ya, Auntie has a friend!"

"Friends?" Li Zhiya looked up.

"Yes, it's a friend, not your aunt! Don't overthink it!"

Yang Shuxi looked away and said quietly.

"She made a bet with a guy; if she lost, she'd have to be his girlfriend for a day! She was sure she'd win, but... but..."

The older sister hesitated for a long time, but was too embarrassed to say the rest.

Li Zhiya looked at her quietly, her expression speechless.

"Ahem~" Yang Shuxi coughed lightly, looked away again, and said with some difficulty.

"You know your aunt has never been in a relationship, so... what should I do to keep my promise, and... how can I..."

"Won't they strip you naked and drag you to bed?" Li Zhiya tilted her head and added a bombshell.

Upon hearing this, Yang Shuxi was so startled that she jumped up and down on her chair.

"I wasn't sleeping! No! No!" The older sister's face turned ashen as she frantically waved her hands.

"Auntie...no, Auntie's friend, she and that boy are just good friends, like siblings! It hasn't gone that far, and it never will!!"

Li Zhiya neither said she believed nor disbelieved; she pursed her lips and remained quiet.

Seeing this, Yang Shuxi blushed even more, and decided to go all out and grab Li Zhiya's small hand.

"Ya Ya, what do you think Auntie should do?"

Li Zhiya withdrew her hand in disgust, intending to say, "You're already twenty-six, it's time to find a boyfriend."

Then, for some unknown reason, he froze.

Yang Shuxi had only asked casually, but when she saw Li Zhiya's pupils dilate slightly, she fell silent again.

"Never mind, your aunt was just joking with you." Yang Shuxi said, a little embarrassed.

This time, Li Zhiya didn't say "hmm," but looked away and said softly.

"take me."

"Take...take you?" Yang Shuxi blinked, looking completely bewildered.

Li Zhiya tilted her head, looking away, her eyes filled with a deep, unsettling light.

"Okay, I'll teach you."

......