Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 134 Auntie is on her way on horseback

"If there's no problem, then there's no problem. Why are you two so nervous?" Mika asked suspiciously, squinting her eyes.

Mika had only said it casually, but seeing the two of them speaking in such perfect unison made her feel a little strange.

Nanfeng's expression remained unchanged, giving Meijia no chance to read the room: "The main thing is that I've barely met Yu Mo, and what you just said was rather shocking."

Meijia's eyes darted around, and she blinked her bright, watery eyes to confirm with Yifei.

Yifei rubbed her slightly stiff smile, and now she had to smooth things over for the two of them: "Strictly speaking, this should only be their eighth meeting today. Do you think there's something fishy going on between them?"

I'm not lying; I'm just selectively telling the truth.

"That makes sense." Meijia thought about it carefully and put down her gossipy heart. She instantly felt bored because she hadn't gotten any juicy gossip.

Curry Sauce asked curiously, "Sister Yu Mo, will your house just be left empty there from now on?"

Yu Mo answered honestly, "No, I've already listed the house for rent on the platform. The reason it took so long to move in is because I've been busy with these things." As she spoke, she secretly glanced at Fei.

She rented out her house partly to earn back the rent she spent each month, and partly to guard against Yifei forcibly kicking her back after her short-term rental ended.

Although Yu Mo didn't understand Nan Feng, she understood Yi Fei very well.

Don't be fooled by the fact that Yifei didn't say a single word of objection from beginning to end. If she really thought that she and Nanfeng were a good match, she would have already started preparing a candlelight dinner for the two of them.

Just like how she previously tried to matchmake herself with Guan Gu.

Yu Mo never suspected that there might be any problems between the two of them. After all, given Yi Fei's personality, she wouldn't be so calm right now if there really was a problem.

Although I don't know why Yifei is so sure that she and Nanfeng are not a good match, as long as she can maintain her current state of not caring about anything and still covering for the two of them, that's fine.

Yifei and Nanfeng exchanged a glance, and both breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this person hasn't gone to the point of being so love-struck as to act recklessly.

For the two of them, the best news was that Yu Mo could still remain rational; if all else failed, they could simply tell her the truth.

However, for Nanfeng, the more people who know this secret, the more trouble there will be, and the more people will worry about this ticking time bomb.

Yu Mo gestured for everyone to sit down, then ran off to pour water for them. She rushed straight to the kitchen and then rushed right back.

"I just realized I don't have that many cups at home..." Yu Mo said with an embarrassed smile.

She lives alone and doesn't have many cups at home. Plus, she wouldn't bring all the cups with her when she moves, so how could she possibly pour water for all ten people in front of her?

Wanyu pulled Yumo down to sit: "No need, none of us are thirsty, you don't need to run around like this."

"That's right, Yu Mo, we won't stand on ceremony with you, and you don't need to stand on ceremony with us either," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile.

Ziqiao nodded and said, "Teacher Zeng is right. If you are too polite to us, we will feel embarrassed to be impolite to you."

Yu Mo: ? ? ?

What do you mean by "sorry, don't be rude to me"? It sounds like you're all going to gang up on me.

Yifei raised an eyebrow and slapped Ziqiao on the back: "If you can't speak properly, then shut up. You make it sound like we're here to collect protection money."

Ziqiao covered his back and silently moved away from Yifei. This woman's light slap was much more powerful than the beating he received from his ex-girlfriend this morning.

Do you really think I'm a once-in-a-century genius in external martial arts, so you casually use lethal force?

Teacher Zeng is more professional when it comes to punching bags. Although he's not as physically strong as me, he's very durable.

"Sister Yumo, are you planning to stay in this suite by yourself?" Zhanbo asked curiously.

Yu Mo shook her head: "No, I can't live in four rooms by myself. I'll probably put up a co-renting notice downstairs in a few days."

"If you have female friends who want to share the apartment, that's fine too. You don't have to ask them to split the rent with me; they just need to pay their share."

After thinking for a long time, they realized they didn't have any female friends they wanted to share an apartment with.

Only Ziqiao's eyes darted around, and he came up with another mischievous idea.

He approached her with a fawning expression: "Yu Mo... you should know about the Love Apartment where couples share an apartment, and the rent is halved, and utilities are all free, right?"

Yu Mo picked up the still-warm hot water from the coffee table and asked warily, "What do you want?"

"I want to... Pshaw, pshaw, pshaw."

Seeing a group of people staring intently at him while searching for something to use, Ziqiao quickly raised his hand and swore, "I didn't! I didn't! Listen to me!"

"It was just a slip of the tongue. I always say that when I'm picking up girls, it's just a habit."

"I absolutely, positively didn't mean that! You have to believe me!"

Yu Mo put down her water glass and muttered with lingering fear, "You scared me. I thought this guy had just toned it down a bit, but it turns out he's going to show his true colors again in less than a month."

"Ziqiao, keep telling the truth. What kind of scheme were you plotting with that couple's co-renting thing you mentioned at the beginning?" Nanfeng smiled brightly, her peach blossom eyes narrowing into crescent shapes.

Ziqiao, one of the few people in the apartment who knew the truth, felt a pang of unease and quickly explained, "I really didn't do it for myself. I just saw that Yumo was renting such a big suite all by herself and I was worried about her expenses... so I thought I'd introduce her to a fake couple."

"You, Lu Ziqiao, would be so kind? You're not just introducing yourself, are you?" Meijia sneered. "So you don't want to stay in 3602 anymore and want to run off to 3604 to save on rent and utilities?"

[Lu Ziqiao, you bastard, I knew you'd never give up on a pretty girl!]

"No, absolutely not. I was born a person of 3602, and I will die a ghost of 3602," Zi Qiao quickly declared his loyalty.

It's not that he's a sycophant, it's just that if he doesn't show his loyalty soon, the glares from Meijia, Yumo, Yifei, and Nanfeng could slowly torture him to death.

A man can bend and stretch,

Without waiting for their reply, Ziqiao quickly voiced his thoughts: "I wanted to introduce my aunt..."

"Uncle?" Curry Sauce covered her mouth in horror, looking at Zi Qiao as if she were a pervert. "So, Brother Zi Qiao, your scumbag bloodline is actually inherited from your family. That's too perverted."

Zhanbo poked Curry Sauce: "Uncle shouldn't normally be related to Ziqiao by blood."

Zeng Xiaoxian slapped his thigh and grinned mischievously, "What if it's an abnormal situation?"

The crowd's expressions immediately turned strange.

"Your mom...my mom...Pah!"

Ziqiao quickly explained, "I didn't have an uncle-in-law. I meant I wanted to introduce my aunt to Yumo."

"Auntie?!"

Now everyone looked at Ziqiao with even more strange eyes than before.

"Why am I even competing with someone like this...?"

"..."

"...the title of Little White Dragon in the Waves".

Even the usually taciturn senior brother couldn't stand it anymore.

Yu Mo was completely confused now. She asked again to confirm, "Zi Qiao, is this aunt you're talking about a woman?"

"Nonsense, whose aunt is a man?" Ziqiao straightened his back and shouted.

Yifei said dismissively, "There are plenty of women having children these days. There's one in my class."

"Giving birth to children?" Guan Gu asked doubtfully. "Is that how the idiom is used?"

The eldest brother patted Guan Gu on the shoulder and explained, "To have a son..."

"..."

"...raising a daughter."

The senior brother's pause was perfectly timed, but Guan Gu was still puzzled.

"Oh, it's your Japanese futa," Xiaoxian explained, waving her hand.

Guan Gu finally realized: "Wow, Zi Qiao, your aunt... your mom has it really tough."

Ziqiao listened to everyone's outrageous remarks, utterly dumbfounded: "Seriously, do you even know what kind of insane things you're saying?"

He repeatedly emphasized, "My aunt is a perfectly normal woman in every way, OK?"

"What makes you assume that...?"

Before Wan Yu could finish speaking, Nan Feng interrupted her.

"Wanyu, this is the American version; the domestic version hasn't been updated to this level yet."

Wan Yu nodded, and she quickly made a zipper-zipping gesture.

Yifei finally understood: "You want your aunt and Yu Mo to pretend to be a couple? How could you even come up with such a terrible idea?"

"The apartment rules state that couples get half-price rent and free utilities, but it doesn't say they have to be heterosexual couples." Ziqiao took advantage of the loophole and acted like a scoundrel.

Nanfeng nodded: "There are indeed a few same-sex couples in the apartment who enjoy the same treatment as couples."

"But Ziqiao, you don't think the residents' committee's verification mechanism is still the same as it was three months ago, where you're considered a couple just because you say you're a couple, right?"

Although pretending to be a couple is one of the hidden rules that Love Apartment uses to attract young men and women, the residents' committee's review standards have gradually increased after Love Apartment became famous.

The landlord doesn't care what kind of people the tenants are, since he doesn't have to do any work.

However, the residents' committee, which had been busy from summer to winter, really didn't want to deal with all the messy troubles that followed.

A few days ago, a couple of college students cheated on their long-distance partners and started living together in the Love Apartment, sharing a bedroom.

In the end, somehow the news leaked out, and both wives traveled a long way to catch them in the act. They chased them all the way from the couples' restaurant to their suite, not only overturning the restaurant table but also almost causing the other three couples in the suite to get drunk.

Even more shocking is the fact that the residents' committee has handled countless cases over the past three months, which naturally raises the standards for review.

I don't expect you all to be invincible in your love, but at least don't be the kind of weirdos who cause a lot of trouble for the residents' committee after only three months of living there.

Yes, I'm talking about a Mr. Lü.

Ziqiao, however, said nonchalantly, "Don't worry, my aunt isn't as unreliable as me. Besides, she's a professional actress with absolutely superb acting skills. Whether it's holding hands, hugging, or kissing, she'll pass any scrutiny."

"Sorry, I can't get through!"

Yu Mo just imagined kissing a strange woman and firmly made an X. She generously refused, saying, "I would definitely welcome your aunt to share an apartment with me, but forget about the terrible idea of ​​pretending to be a couple. I don't need that kind of money."

"It's okay, as long as you're willing to share an apartment with her, I'll figure out a way to get her to come over."

"Anyway, I'm just playing a minor role, it's the same whether I'm in Shanghai or Hengdian."

The group chatted for a while longer, during which time Guan Gu finally found an opportunity to introduce his senior brother to Yu Mo.

It's worth mentioning that the senior brother's usually deadpan expression turned into a rare smile when he saw Yu Mo, which made everyone around him widen their eyes.

The senior brother's smile gradually faded when he heard Guan Gu specifically praise him for being a single father who had to take care of his baby while creating comics.

[Guan Gu, Guan Gu, calling you Second Junior Brother is definitely the right thing to do.]

Ziqiao saw through it but didn't say anything, only suppressing a chuckle.

When Yu Mo first met her senior brother, she was naturally taken aback by his unique way of speaking.

"Guan Gu, your senior brother... has a very artistic feel to him." Yu Mo thought for a long time and could only use this sentence to describe him.

Guan Gu said with pride, "That's right, my senior brother is one of the best painters."

Xiaoxian suggested, "Now that Yumo has moved in, shouldn't we celebrate for her tonight? How about we have a dinner party?"

Just as Wanyu and Curry were about to clap and cheer, they heard Yifei shout, "No way!"

Everyone was startled by Yifei and looked at her in surprise.

You should know that Yifei is usually the most enthusiastic in this situation. She wants to make a big fuss about almost every little thing worth celebrating.

Today, Yifei's best friend moved in, and suddenly her attitude changed.

Is this what they call "plastic besties"?

Yifei realized she had been too abrupt and quickly explained, "What I meant was, we definitely need to celebrate, but we can't have dinner tonight."

Everyone was puzzled: "Why?"

Yifei answered matter-of-factly, "Of course, it's because we haven't completed the test of labor yet."

"Damn it." Xiaoxian slapped his forehead. "I almost forgot about this weird thing. But a test is a test, it shouldn't affect our dinner party, right?"

"Who said that? Tonight's dinner is a test of everyone's hard work. I've even cooked everything. You don't want to waste food, do you?" Yifei said, head held high.

A bad feeling immediately welled up in everyone's hearts.

The phrase "the test of labor" combined with dinner evokes a strange, inexplicable sense of dread.

"Feifei, can this test be postponed?" Wanyu blinked her big eyes and pleaded, "At least let us all have some time to prepare mentally."

"Of course...no!"

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