Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 150 The Deep Brotherhood Between Ziqiao and His Senior Brother (Part 2)

"Yifei, Yifei, spare me, Yifei!"

Seeing Yifei rushing over, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly ran towards the bedroom. The others, seeing this, had their eyes light up and immediately seized this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to avoid Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei and rush towards the door.

Life and death are preordained, wealth and honor are determined by fate.

During the discussion of Plan C, everyone reached a consensus: they would all act foolishly together, and no matter who ultimately attracted Yifei's hatred, they would turn a blind eye.

This is what is meant by "Seven people are like birds in the same forest; when disaster strikes, they fly away separately."

Teacher Zeng, I don't ask you to be incredibly resilient, I just hope you can keep Yifei's hatred level firmly locked up.

Regardless of who wins, we will never forget your contributions.

However, the escape plan of the remaining six people was not so easy to succeed. Yifei was now a furious lion.

She rushed forward in a few steps, and while arresting Zeng Xiaoxian, she also grabbed Ziqiao, who couldn't dodge in time.

Yifei punched Ziqiao in anger, then lifted him high above her head and threw him towards the sofa. The airborne Ziqiao hit the passing senior brother, and the two of them fell onto the sofa together.

Fortunately, Ziqiao's resilience was among the best in the apartment; otherwise, Yifei's angry punch would have been unbearable for most people.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, why don't you try running again?"

The living room of apartment 3601 wasn't very big to begin with, so how could Zeng Xiaoxian, who was already out of breath after just a few steps, possibly escape Yifei's pursuit?

He was quickly pinned against the wall by Yifei, and now he had nowhere to go but to heaven or hell.

Xiaoxian was on the verge of tears: "Yifei, I really didn't mean to."

Why are you pursuing me?

"Because you have cough syrup."

Yifei snatched the water gun from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, pinched Zeng Xiaoxian's chin with one hand so that he couldn't close his mouth, and shoved the barrel into Xiaoxian's mouth with the other hand.

"Xiaoxian, be good, sister will give you some cough syrup."

As Yifei pressed the water gun with a ferocious expression, Xiaoxian's panic and helplessness vanished instantly, replaced by a stinging, indescribable sadness in his eyes.

"vomit……"

Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned pale. He clutched his throat and stuck two fingers into his mouth.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's miserable state, Yifei's anger subsided considerably, and she quickly ran back to the gate to defend it.

Logically speaking, given the time it took Yifei to deal with Zeng Xiaoxian, even Guan Gu could have easily maneuvered his wheelchair to open the door and leave.

However, aside from Zi Qiao, who was punched by Yi Fei in anger, and the senior brother, who was hit by the punch, the remaining four finally managed to reach the gate, but then started fighting amongst themselves.

Playing around is playing around, but if they can win, why don't they?

Just as Nanfeng, who was moving the fastest, reached out to touch the door, Zhanbo hugged him tightly from behind.

"Zhanbo, you..."

Nanfeng was shocked. "When did you start going astray, you child?"

Zhanbo confessed sheepishly, "Ziqiao taught me all of this secretly just now. Blame Ziqiao if you must."

Having just recovered on the sofa, Zi Qiao grinned and laughed loudly, "Nan Feng, you think you're the only one who can do bad things?"

Seeing this, Wan Yu quickly pushed aside Nan Feng and Zhan Bo and prepared to open the door to leave. The door had only opened a crack when Curry Sauce followed suit and hugged Wan Yu, and the two of them fell backward like headfirst.

Nanfeng tried desperately to break free from Zhanbo, but how could he possibly be a match for Zhanbo in terms of strength?

But if he were to use his feet, the only move he could do now was a scorpion tail kick aimed directly at Zhanbo...

Forget it, it's just a game, no need to kick so hard.

Especially since he doesn't have the same control over his strength as Yifei, if he doesn't master the force properly, it could be a fatal mistake.

If she had killed Zhanbo's son, Yifei would definitely kill her.

So no matter how unwilling Nanfeng was, she could only accept the fact that a man was hugging her from behind with a helpless expression, and then symbolically shout and struggle.

……

This description makes it sound even stranger.

Just then, Yifei finished dealing with Zeng Xiaoxian. Seeing the four of them fighting amongst themselves, she sneered with great excitement.

Now she can settle accounts with each of these people one by one.

So you guys are using me as a human target, aren't you!

Yifei was rushing towards the main gate when Ziqiao and his senior brother, who had just recovered, exchanged a glance and their gazes gradually hardened.

"You guys have to win!!!"

"what……"

Ziqiao and his senior brother cried out bravely, and with a spirit of self-sacrifice and fearless courage, they launched a desperate charge towards Hu Yifei who was rushing towards them.

"what……"

The eldest brother lunged at Hu Yifei, attempting to temporarily suppress her through mass and inertia.

……

Then, his leaping figure was like a spinning top in mid-air, which was kicked back onto the sofa by Yifei.

Taking advantage of the moment when Yifei kicked her senior brother away, Ziqiao finally rushed in and came within three inches of Yifei, holding a water gun tightly in his hand and spraying water wildly at Yifei's face.

Yifei instinctively turned her head to avoid it, but then she heard Ziqiao make a sound that terrified her.

"kukukukiki!"

This is the voice of a Transformer, and also one of Yifei's few weaknesses.

When they were little, Zhanbo would reflexively imitate the sound whenever he heard it, while Yifei would get goosebumps all over her body whenever she saw Zhanbo imitating it.

Over time, she even skipped the intermediate steps altogether; just hearing that sound would make her feel uncomfortable all over, and goosebumps would fall to the ground.

Yifei instinctively began to tremble, and Ziqiao's water gun finally hit her face.

"kukukukiki!"

Ziqiao shouted wildly to bolster his courage, and he charged forward, trying to push Yifei back.

With her whole body trembling, Yifei delivered a knee strike to Ziqiao, who immediately clutched his stomach and collapsed to the ground in pain.

Although this voice is one of Hu Yifei's few weaknesses, anyone who thinks they can easily control her with it is really too naive.

Although Yifei is ill, she is still a force to be reckoned with; be careful!

Taking advantage of Zhanbo's conditioned reflex to imitate the sound, Nanfeng broke free from his embrace, opened the door, and was about to leave.

As soon as he took a step with his left foot, his right foot was grabbed tightly by Wanyu, who was lying on the ground, and pulled back.

Similarly, Nanfeng would not be able to harm Wanyu severely.

So he and Curry Sauce, who was lying on the ground fighting with Wanyu, could only try to break free from Wanyu's grasp. But Wanyu held on tightly, and they really couldn't break free in a short time.

Seeing that she couldn't save Nanfeng anytime soon, Curry Sauce simply stood up and prepared to run out.

Once the conditioned reflex ended, Zhanbo quickly and firmly controlled the curry sauce, and the four of them were once again in a stalemate.

"south wind!!!"

A loud shout came from behind, and Yifei was completely enraged, her eyes seemingly glowing with a blinding red light.

From the perspectives of Meijia, Yumo, and Guangu, Yifei's rage bar and energy bar seemed to be fully filled in an instant, and the illusory combat power number above her head rapidly increased before finally settling on an infinitely large mathematical symbol.

"Oh my god!" Guan Gu's face showed disbelief and relief, as if he had just escaped a disaster. "Thank goodness I didn't join."

Yu Mo said with a worried look, "This is really going to be a big problem. Yi Fei hates it when people talk about this in front of her."

Yifei's outburst made Nanfeng cover his ears. He loudly explained, "I admit that I arranged all the previous plans, but I really didn't say that."

Yifei paused as she rushed over. She had assumed that such a vicious trick must have been done by Nanfeng, but Nanfeng was never one to back down from a mission.

If it weren't for the south wind...

Yifei's soft, boneless hands were already tightly gripping Zhanbo's neck. She grinned menacingly, "Zhanbo, do you have no attachment to this world at all?"

"Sister..." Zhanbo's eyes were filled with panic. He smiled ingratiatingly, "Would you believe me if I said I didn't mean it?"

What do you think?

I said...

"what!"

Zhanbo was knocked to the ground with a heavy punch by Yifei before he could finish his sentence. She wanted to teach Zhanbo a lesson a little more, but Meijia's countdown had already begun.

【ten.】

"Zhanbo!"

Wan Yu gasped in surprise. She looked at Zhan Bo, and unconsciously loosened her grip on him.

Upon seeing this, Nanfeng immediately squatted down and used his strength to try to pry Wanyu, who was holding him tightly, apart.

【Nine.】

Yifei took the opportunity to kick Kaibo, and Curry Sauce quickly hid to the side to avoid suffering physical pain.

【eight.】

Nanfeng finally broke free from Wanyu's grasp, steadied himself, and prepared to leave.

【seven.】

As soon as he turned to face the door, he heard a gust of wind behind him, and Yifei's hand was about to touch his shoulder.

At this critical moment, Nanfeng gritted his teeth and suddenly exerted all his strength, delivering a whip kick that, with a deep and shocking sound like a thunderclap in early winter, struck Yifei in the chest.

Nanfeng doesn't know any martial arts, nor has he studied them systematically.

However, whether it was Yifei or Nanfeng saying they couldn't, they were only referring to his rudimentary skills, which were far from being considered truly competent.

Even though he practiced piano diligently when he was young, he never learned any hand skills, and now his hand injury makes him weaker than others.

But if my hands are no good, what does that have to do with my legs?

Even if you haven't studied it systematically, you still know a couple of leg techniques for self-defense.

This is why Nanfeng's first reaction when he suspected Zhang Wei was gay at the cat cafe was to kick him and break a few of his ribs, because someone with his amateur skills couldn't possibly control his strength.

【six.】

A hint of surprise flashed in Yifei's eyes. Faced with Nanfeng's sudden attack, she could only use her elbows to protect her chest in a hurry. Her forearms collided with the whip kick, making a dull sound.

As we all know, leg strength is several times greater than arm strength, not to mention that Nanfeng's opponent was Yifei, and he used almost all his strength in that kick.

However, Yifei used a defensive stance to block Nanfeng's unexpected all-out attack. Facing Nanfeng's whip kick, she did not retreat an inch but instead exerted her strength to knock Nanfeng back.

Leg strength is several times greater than arm strength, but how can your strength and skills compare to mine, Hu Yifei's?

Curry Sauce's eyes lit up, and she quietly moved towards the door.

【five. 】

Nanfeng took a few steps back, only managing to regain her balance when she reached a corner of the wall.

【Four. 】

"Not bad, you haven't forgotten your rudimentary leg techniques. It's a pity you shouldn't embarrass yourself in front of your junior aunt with such a small skill." Yifei commented with a smile.

Nanfeng, with a helpless expression, uttered two words: "Pervert!"

Despite being a novice, I am still a 1.85-meter-tall adult man who exercises every day.

His old man probably couldn't withstand a leg blow with both elbows without moving an inch, and then still manage to knock him away.

How about... we give it a try if we have the chance?

【three. 】

The curry sauce started heading straight for the door. When Yifei saw this, she hurriedly tried to stop the curry sauce, but Nanfeng stopped her.

Nanfeng's whip kick was even less threatening to Yifei, who was prepared. Before his thigh could even hit Yifei, Yifei's straight punch had already rendered Nanfeng completely unable to fight.

No matter who's blocking my way, when I get serious, I'll take them all down!

【two. 】

Hu Yifei ignored Nan Fengfei and pounced on Curry Sauce, only to be clung to by Wan Yu, a master of clinging to someone's leg: "Curry Sauce, it's all up to you! You have to win!"

No matter how much infighting there was before, someone always has to be able to get through it.

We absolutely mustn't let something like Brave Adventure Plus go out and harm everyone!!!

Wan Yu had barely finished speaking when Yi Fei swiftly dealt with her.

【one.】

Yifei's hands moved like ghosts to grab Curry Sauce, but Curry Sauce glanced at the open door, gritted her teeth, and lunged forward, rolling out in a somersault.

【zero.】

Meijia cheered, "Curry Sauce bursts through the gate! The Master Brother team scores two points, bringing the final score to five to two."

"I hereby declare that the winner of this ultimate name-stealing competition is Senior Brother!"

"good!!!"

The entire 3601 erupted in applause. Not only did the members of the Senior Brother's team cheer and celebrate, but Yu Mo, who was watching the battle, Yi Fei, who was the final boss, and even all the members of Zi Qiao's team cheered loudly.

Unbeknownst to them, this ultimate name competition, which should have been full of gunpowder, had been twisted by Yifei's brave adventure into a painful, agonizing, yet unforgettable experience.

Ziqiao clapped his hands with a displeased expression, but still stepped forward and reached out to his senior brother: "Well done, senior brother, your flying tackle just now was especially cool."

"Thank you for your head-down charge just now..."

"..."

"...And exceptionally brave." A rare smile appeared on the usually calm face of the eldest brother.

After two days of adventuring, the eldest brother was exhausted, but he had indeed regained a long-lost sense of freedom and happiness.

Most importantly, I gained a constant stream of inspiration.

The scene where everyone worked together to fight Yifei could be slightly modified into a comic strip about a brave team fighting the Great Demon King.

Moreover, this great demon king is absolutely, positively intimidating.

If he didn't have a child and wasn't getting older, he might actually consider moving here.

Ziqiao and his senior brother shook hands and smiled at each other.

Ziqiao was still somewhat unwilling, but he still sighed and said, "The rules of the martial world are that you have to accept the consequences of your bet."

"I, Lu Ziqiao, am not someone who can't accept defeat. From now on, the title of 'White Dragon in the Waves' belongs to you alone."

The eldest disciple nodded: "I'll teach you..."

"..."

"……friend?"

"Of course, I feel incredibly proud to have a famous cartoonist as a friend."

Ziqiao's ability to adjust is unparalleled in the apartment. Even though he was obsessed with the title of "Little White Dragon in the Waves," he quickly emerged from the gloom of failure and put his arm around his senior brother's shoulder with a grin.

"But there's something I need to tell you..." Ziqiao said in a low voice, "Chen Meijia is really stupid. She can't even recite the multiplication table. If you want to marry her and make her your son's stepmother, she'll definitely make your precious son stupid."

The eldest brother glanced at Ziqiao and Meijia, then nodded thoughtfully: "So that's how it is..."

"..."

"……in this way."

He didn't give Ziqiao a clear answer, but just made an OK sign at Ziqiao.

Now Qiao's attitude towards his senior brother became even more ardent.

"What are you talking about?" A group of people gathered around as they saw Ziqiao and the senior brother with their arms around each other's shoulders.

Just as Wanyu said, Yifei was very careful with her actions. Apart from a brief moment of pain, everyone probably wouldn't even have a bruise after taking off their clothes.

However, this final test only strengthened everyone's resolve not to provoke Hu Yifei, after all, her fighting power was truly terrifying.

"It's nothing," Ziqiao replied casually. "I told my senior brother I'd introduce him to a girlfriend when I have time."

Hearing all this, Nanfeng nodded with a smile: "Then you must help Senior Brother make an informed decision, and make sure he doesn't get introduced to a girl who can't even recite the multiplication table."

Ziqiao didn't care about Nanfeng's teasing at all. He nodded smugly and said, "That's right. I'm a well-known Casanova in the martial arts world. I have that much insight."

"What?!!"

The senior brother's incredulous shout made everyone instinctively cover their ears.

"You're the Casanova Lü Xiaobu? The one who wrote the ultimate guide to picking up girls, 'Lüshi Chunqiu'?"

"Holy crap, they're speaking faster than we are!" Yifei exclaimed.

Meijia looked at Guangu in surprise: "So your senior brother can talk properly after all?"

Guan Gu was so surprised that his glasses fell off. He hurriedly picked them up and said, "This is the first time I've ever heard my senior brother speak so fluently."

"Um……

"Yes, it's me."

Lu Ziqiao was initially somewhat disappointed, but seeing his senior brother's admiring expression, he immediately felt much better.

Ziqiao straightened up, took off all his protective gear, and straightened his suit.

He sat smugly on the sofa, legs crossed, looking at the guys from Love Apartment: "So you guys just see me as a scumbag? Now you know my status in the entertainment world, right?"

"Referee! Referee!"

The eldest disciple asked excitedly, "Is it too late for me to admit defeat now?"

Meijia looked puzzled: "Senior Brother, we've all finished the competition now."

"That's alright." The senior brother sat down next to Ziqiao with considerable flattery. "Little brother, if you like the title 'Little White Dragon in the Waves,' feel free to take it. I won't say a word against it."

The eldest brother said earnestly, "I only have one request for you, brother. I'm raising my child alone, and I'd like to find him a stepmother."

"But I'm usually a slow talker and don't know how to handle things. I've tried blind dates a few times, but it always ends after just one meeting. Could you give me some advice, bro?"

"Is Senior Brother still considered slow in speech and action?" Yu Mo exclaimed in surprise, covering her mouth. "His execution speed is almost on par with Yi Fei's."

Nanfeng turned to Yumo and said, "It's normal. You can only blame your stepmother for being too charming."

Even Guan Gu couldn't stand what the eldest brother said: "Eldest brother, we all helped you win the title of Little White Dragon in the Waves. Isn't what you're doing going against the rules of the martial arts world?"

"What do you know?" The eldest brother raised an eyebrow. "Once the stepmother issue is resolved, forget about the rules of the martial world, even morality and etiquette are just fluff!"

Everyone looked at each other.

Ziqiao could barely suppress the smile on his face. He coughed a few times and pretended to be embarrassed: "Senior Brother, if you ask me to introduce someone to you, I will definitely do it without hesitation."

"But if I were to offer advice..."

Ziqiao rubbed his fingers together and said, "It's not that I don't want to give you advice, but you know that picking up girls is a very troublesome thing, and it takes a lot of effort."

"Especially since I'm currently busy looking for a job and paying rent, I really don't have any time..."

Ziqiao pretended to look up at the sky and sighed with regret.

[In his inner world, Ziqiao smiled as he watched the hundred-yuan bill fall from the sky.]

Given my relationship with Guan Gu, and considering that my senior brother is indeed a good person, I will definitely help him with this.

But as the saying goes, even close brothers need to keep clear accounts.

Friends are friends, and helping others is helping others.

If I don't take advantage of a good deal, wouldn't I be a bastard?

Meijia sneered, "Senior Brother, don't listen to him. He can pick up girls in three days, so how is that a problem? He just wants to rip you off."

"I am Lü Xiaobu, so is Senior Brother also Lü Xiaobu?" Ziqiao glared fiercely at Meijia, who was trying to ruin his business.

You crazy woman, if I had money for you... well, it wouldn't do you any good, but it wouldn't do you any harm either, right?

Ziqiao sneered, "Besides, how could someone as loyal as me just offer advice to my senior brother on finding a girlfriend?"

"As long as my senior brother is willing to believe me, I'll give him my girlfriend, or even give him advice all the way to their marriage and having a second child."

Ziqiao patted his senior brother and said, "Senior brother, believe me, we really hit it off immediately."

"Unfortunately, I'm penniless right now and can barely afford the rent, so I really don't have the extra time to help you."

Yifei scoffed, "At this rate, you'll be guaranteed a second child. Does that stepmother actually like your older brother or you more?"

"That's strange. You, who love playing the role of a love strategist so much, have the nerve to question me?"

Ziqiao arrogantly raised his head: "Yifei, Yifei, in terms of martial arts, I am but a firefly and dare not compete with you, the bright moon. But when it comes to love, you see me as a mayfly sees the blue sky."

"Tailoring instruction to individual needs and offering suggestions—do you think I don't know something as simple as that?"

Ziqiao said with a grin, "I just amplified the positive aspects of Senior Brother's personality and then slightly covered up his shortcomings."

Everyone looked at Ziqiao with disdain. They all knew that Ziqiao had said so much just to make fun of the senior brother, and even the senior brother himself knew it.

But the problem is that they really can't doubt Ziqiao's ability to pick up girls. Not to mention the old-fashioned four factions besieging Love Apartment, just the ex-girlfriends that Ziqiao got beaten up yesterday are enough to prove everything.

Even Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't resist wanting to be a kept man after Miss Shen, who threw a seven-figure handbag at someone.

Therefore, this is less about extortion and more about a transaction.

As for whether this deal is worthwhile or not, it's up to the eldest brother to decide for himself.

The eldest brother patted Zi Qiao's constantly rubbing hand: "Don't worry, little brother, your older brother is absolutely reliable."

"You're looking for a job to make money, right? As long as the stepmother issue is resolved, I'll cover your rent and utilities for three months."

"The red envelopes I'll give you for the wedding and the baby's one-month celebration will definitely be the most generous."

"How could I accept this?" Ziqiao looked apologetic, but quickly patted his chest and assured him, "But we're such close brothers, your business is my business."

"Don't worry, Senior Brother, I'll definitely take care of your stepmother situation!"

The eldest brother hugged Ziqiao with relief: "Good brother!"

"Good brother!"

[Three months' rent and utilities, plus two large red envelopes...]

[Senior Brother, if I were a woman, I'd love you to death.]

【Hahahahaha...】

Seeing this, everyone sighed, feeling disgusted by the deep brotherly affection between the two.

The two-day competition for the ultimate name ended up looking like a deep brotherhood. If they had known it would turn out like this, they would have just revealed Lu Xiaobu's alternate account and that would have been the end of it.

So what were they working so hard for this weekend?

Nanfeng stepped forward and gently patted the two of them on the shoulder: "Ziqiao, Senior Brother..."

"What's wrong?"

The two looked at Nanfeng.

"We despise you all!!!" they all shouted in unison.

The "Battle for the White Dragon" arc has ended.

Here it comes, this long chapter has finally come to an end.

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