Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 158 Ziqiao's Second Plane Crash

"The toilet... the toilet's out of toilet paper..." Ziqiao made up a story.

Mika crossed her arms, looking at him suspiciously: "There's no toilet paper in the bathroom, so do you, lazybones, have any in your bedroom?"

"Besides, you didn't even go into the toilet, how do you know there's no toilet paper in it?"

These two knew each other very well. If Zi Qiao hadn't prepared beforehand and had just made up a story on the spot, he obviously wouldn't have been able to fool Mei Jia, who knew him so well.

Mika walked suspiciously toward the restroom: "I'll go check the restroom."

"Ziqiao, Nanfeng just put toilet paper in the restroom, why don't you go use it?" Yifei grabbed Meijia and desperately tried to signal Ziqiao with her eyes.

Ziqiao, that old fox, also pretended to complain and shouted, "Why didn't you say so earlier? I was thinking of sacrificing some of my underwear in the closet."

He quickly clutched his stomach and rushed into the bathroom.

Seeing that Ziqiao had successfully taken the puppy into the bathroom, Yifei and Yumo were relieved.

Now all they need to do is get Mika away.

"Meijia, is there something you need from me?" Yu Mo asked, holding Meijia's hand.

Meijia was taken aback: "Didn't you tell me to wait for you to pick up the face mask after I finished showering? I waited for you for ages but didn't see you, so I just stopped by to check."

Yu Mo suddenly remembered this matter. She rubbed her forehead and said, "Look at my idiot! I'm so sorry, Meijia, I forgot about it."

"It's nothing, it's nothing."

Yu Mo thought for a moment, then pulled Mei Jia out the door: "Let's go, I'll get you a face mask."

As she spoke, Yu Mo pushed Mei Jia toward room 3604, and before leaving, she desperately tried to wink at Yi Fei.

Yifei breathed a sigh of relief. She walked out of the 3603 door, made sure Meijia and Yumo had entered 3604, and then turned back to knock on the bathroom door.

"Ziqiao, Meijia has been lured away by Yumo, you can come out now."

Ziqiao opened the bathroom door while carrying the braised pork knuckle. He peeked out to make sure Meijia wasn't there before coming out with the braised pork knuckle in his arms.

"Luckily, the three of us are resourceful enough to fool little Meijia without her even realizing it."

Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief, then asked in confusion, "Why is this little guy licking my fingers and making all sorts of noises? He wasn't doing this just now."

Yifei frowned and pondered for a long time: "Did you feed it just now?"

"Eat? It needs to eat?" Ziqiao was taken aback. "It should be fine if it goes hungry for a night, right?"

Yifei rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "Lu Ziqiao, you really don't fit the word 'take care' at all."

"It's one thing for a grown adult to go hungry for one night, but how can such a tiny little thing withstand hunger?"

Ziqiao scoffed: "Such a little kid, and he's already causing so much trouble."

Seeing that Yifei was starting to get angry, Ziqiao quickly changed the subject and asked, "Then what should we feed this little guy? Nanfeng's refrigerator only has lemonade and lemon juice of various concentrations."

"Wait a minute, where are the sandwiches in his fridge?"

Given Nanfeng's meticulous nature, there should always be some leftover food in the refrigerator.

"I ate it all these past few days. Nanfeng herself ate out today." Ziqiao smiled shamelessly.

Yifei rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "He really acts like a big shot just because he's staying at a place he can't afford."

She turned and left, saying, "Wait here, I'm going to get some food for the braised pork knuckle."

"Could you get me some more food? I'm not full yet," Ziqiao shouted.

"roll!"

……

A short while later, Yifei came in carrying two shopping bags.

She slammed the contents of her shopping bag onto the dining area table: "Let's see if there's anything in here that the puppy can eat."

Ziqiao glanced at it expectantly: "Bird food, fish food, nuts, carrots, breadworms... and fertilizer!!!"

He looked up at Yifei in disbelief: "Take it away, take it away! What are all these?!"

"I know that bird food and fish food are pretty far-fetched, but dogs should be able to eat carrots, right?" Yifei stammered.

"Dogs can eat carrots, but..."

Ziqiao picked up the carrot on the table, which was even thicker than a braised pork knuckle, and his mouth twitched: "But if you stuff this carrot into its mouth, it could pierce right through it."

"This isn't carrots for it to eat, it's clearly a barbecue grill for skewering and grilling it."

Yifei smiled shyly.

The braised pork knuckle also trembled and cried out a few times.

"I originally thought it was outrageous that Guan Gu needed four of us to take care of the puppy, but I didn't expect that the four of us really couldn't handle this little guy."

Ziqiao rummaged through the mess on the table, his eyes filled with speechlessness and exhaustion: "Didn't you buy anything the dog could eat?"

"I've never owned a dog before..."

Ziqiao glanced at a jar of nuts on the table: "In this situation, the only thing we can do is chop up some carrots, crush the nuts into small pieces, mix them with milk, and feed it to it first."

"Um, I think dogs can't drink whole milk... or they'll get diarrhea." Yifei looked down at her phone, her voice trailing off. "And the nuts I bought were macadamia nuts, which are poisonous to dogs."

Ziqiao rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming on: "Nanfeng's bedroom should still have emergency food, like candy or chocolate..."

"...Chocolate is deadly to dogs."

"Damn it!" Ziqiao was on the verge of tears.

Why is taking care of a dog so troublesome? If taking care of a person is so troublesome, wouldn't it be exhausting!

He paused, his mind flashing back to the time he and Mika actually lived together during their real dating period.

At that time, he hardly ever cared about his family. The only contribution he made was bringing home a hammer drill.

Moreover, that impact drill was a birthday gift he gave to Mika.

Is taking care of someone really this troublesome?

"Ziqiao, Ziqiao!" Yifei waved her hand vigorously in front of Ziqiao's face. "What are you thinking about, so engrossed in your thoughts?"

"I'm wondering where I can get some braised pork knuckle to eat," Ziqiao sighed.

Yifei had a sudden inspiration: "Since Guangu bought the braised pork knuckle, do you think he might have dog food over there?"

"I don't know, but we can give it a try. In any case, it's better than it constantly howling from hunger."

Yifei was about to rush to 3602 with great speed, but as soon as she reached the door, she bumped into a rabbit monster with a completely black face.

"Oh my god."

Yifei instinctively reached for a punch, but when she saw the familiar bunny pajamas, she withdrew her fist.

"Mika, you really scared me to death."

Yifei first breathed a sigh of relief, then suddenly felt a jolt.

"Mika! What brings you here again, Mika!"

Ziqiao quickly hugged the braised pork knuckle back into his arms and got up to walk towards the bedroom.

At this moment, Meijia squeezed in while Yifei wasn't paying attention: "I just saw you guys playing Ludo and we were one short, so I wanted to join in the fun."

"Where is Lu Ziqiao? Is he still in the bathroom?"

"I'll go to the bathroom and urge him."

Ziqiao had just taken out the braised pork knuckle when he heard Meijia's words. He quickly put the dog down, gently hooked the door, and turned to leave.

"Here it comes, here it comes! Oh, my stomach, it hurts so much!"

Meijia looked down at Ziqiao's flat stomach, her eyebrows almost twitching: "You just went to the toilet, and your bulging stomach is gone."

"So...it works immediately?"

[Lu Ziqiao, so your stomach was full of shit just now, right?]

Meijia felt nauseous and disgusted.

Yu Mo rushed in, silently shook her head at Yi Fei and Zi Qiao, and opened her mouth: "I couldn't stop them."

Meijia, wearing a face mask, sat on the sofa and said, "You guys are playing Ludo and you're one short. Can you let me join you?"

"Meijia, didn't I tell you to go to bed early for your beauty sleep?" Yu Mo said with a smile as she sat down next to Meijia.

Meijia took out her phone to check the time: "But it's only a little past eight o'clock. Why do you need to go to bed so early for your beauty sleep?"

Yu Mo was speechless, and could only tentatively ask, "Then how about... I teach you some beauty and makeup knowledge?"

"It's not too late to learn these things tomorrow," Mika said dejectedly. "You guys don't know, Guan Gu is going to a forum gathering for anime enthusiasts tomorrow, and he's busy organizing materials now, so he needs to get some rest early."

"Curry Sauce is preparing for her Mandarin exam soon, and the whole 3602 is so quiet tonight, I'm so bored."

If it weren't so boring, Meijia wouldn't want to play Ludo with Ziqiao.

"Meijia..." Yifei and the other two subconsciously wanted to refuse, but they really had no reason to refuse her.

Mika pouted, looking at the three of them with her big, watery eyes: "You guys don't want to include me in your fun, do you?"

"No, how could that be?" the three laughed.

Yifei made the decision: "Then let's play together for a while, all four of us."

It's only a little past eight o'clock now. I'll coax Meijia to go to bed for her beauty sleep at nine-thirty.

The dog shouldn't have any problems if I leave it in the bedroom for less than an hour... right?

So the three of them went back to their original seats.

"Lu Ziqiao, why don't you go back to your seat and sit in mine?" Meijia felt that Lu Ziqiao was just looking for trouble.

Ziqiao felt wronged: "This is my seat."

Meijia pointed to the four yellow planes parked in the warehouse and the three green planes already on the map.

"You only have these three colors of planes on the field. Is this green plane yours to play with, or is it a dog's to play with?"

Ziqiao: ...

Isn't this just a coincidence?

[This is fucking ridiculous!]

"Lu Ziqiao, tell me yourself, is this green plane something you're playing with or a dog is playing with?"

Ziqiao instinctively wanted to say it was a dog's toy, but the worst part was that he really couldn't say that.

"It was me, I was the one who did it!"

Yifei and Yumo chuckled to themselves.

In her inner world, Yifei looked at the braised pork knuckle and Ziqiao squatting on the ground, and gently patted Ziqiao's head.

With your current dismal performance, letting you take over the plane that's supposed to be the best deal for you is really letting you off easy.

So Ziqiao got three green planes that took off for free.

"Do you want to start over, Meijia?" Yu Mo asked.

"No need, let's continue like this. Who should I follow?"

Meijia was just looking for fun. She had played Ludo with Ziqiao until she was sick of it when they were dating, so she no longer cared about winning or losing.

Yu Mo raised her hand: "It's Yi Fei's turn now, so you just follow behind me."

Yifei casually tossed the toss and checked the number.

"Hahahaha..."

She burst into laughter again: "Oh my god!"

Yifei picked up her red airplane and moved forward according to the numbers: "One, two, three..."

The red plane landed precisely in the red area, then followed the dotted line of the arrow and made a super leap, slamming into Zi Qiao's green plane.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Yifei laughed so hard she could hardly breathe.

"Your plane has crashed again..."

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)