Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 161 The Great Demon King of the South Wind

"It must have been really tough on you three, managing to find something so well hidden."

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes slightly, his smile was bright, and people who didn't know him would really think that he seemed to be in a very good mood.

However, every time he shows this kind of expression, someone is bound to be unlucky.

Even Yifei was a little scared of Nanfeng's state: "Nanfeng, we're just looking for the puppy."

"The braised pork knuckle was almost suffocating in the white cloth, which is why it reacted a bit excessively."

"I heard all of this at the elevator entrance."

Nanfeng still had a smile on her face: "Come out first, I bought some food for the puppy on my way back."

"Is there anything to buy us to eat? I'm starving!" Ziqiao shouted, rubbing his stomach, completely unconcerned that Nanfeng had entered vengeful mode.

Nanfeng was just a little petty; she wasn't retaliating indiscriminately without any regard for the facts.

Besides, if Nanfeng really holds a grudge, there's not much he can do about it, so he might as well just mooch another late-night snack.

Seeing Ziqiao's ravenous appearance, Nanfeng thought for a moment and said, "I did buy some things, but judging from how hungry you are, it probably won't be enough for just one person."

"Winter is coming, how about some dog meat hot pot? I can go buy the ingredients."

Dog meat hot pot?

Still only buying ingredients?

Yifei glared at the talkative Ziqiao and hugged the hot pot staple in her arms tightly.

The braised pork knuckle huddled in Yifei's arms, trembling. Even the female demon's embrace felt exceptionally warm at that moment.

It has to be said that this little dog seems exceptionally intelligent when it's not doing anything stupid.

Unfortunately, he was exceptionally foolish when he made a mistake, and in less than one night, he provoked the most formidable person in the entire apartment.

Yu Mo stepped on Zi Qiao's foot and said with a grin, "Don't listen to Zi Qiao. He's drunk a lot tonight, he can't eat anything."

"Hiss... Yes, yes, I'm very full now, very, very full," Zi Qiao said with a ferocious expression.

Yu Mo is much more ruthless than Yi Fei!

Nanfeng nodded with a hint of regret: "Alright then, winter is still long anyway. If you want to eat dog meat, just tell me, and I'll show you my knife skills."

Nanfeng's swordsmanship?

He can't even cook, let alone know any knife skills.

The three of them imagined this scene.

[The dog, with its braised pork knuckle, was tightly bound in a "太" shape to a cutting board with nails driven into its four corners by hemp rope, whimpering in despair.]

Nanfeng, dressed as a mad scientist and wielding two gleaming kitchen knives, walked in expressionlessly.

【Then……】

【Oh dear!】

[Nanfeng, with his eyes closed, began his chaotic wind-slashing sword technique. Because the scene he imagined was too gory, he used goji berries to represent the splattered blood.]

With each wild slash of Nanfeng's sword, countless goji berries flew out.

After delivering eighty-one consecutive cuts, Nanfeng looked at the scene before him, now heavily pixelated, and smiled with satisfaction.

The three of them shivered. Even though they knew Nanfeng was just joking, Yifei still silently stood behind Ziqiao to block Nanfeng and Jiangzhouzi from seeing each other.

The braised pork knuckle looked up at Yifei blankly, seemingly understanding, in a daze, that this female devil was protecting it.

"Just kidding. Come out first, or the puppy will get sick from starvation," Nanfeng chuckled.

Yu Mo pointed to the trophies and certificates scattered on the ground: "Let us help you with these first..."

"I'll clean these things up myself later."

Nanfeng smiled, his peach blossom eyes narrowed into crescent shapes, and no one could discern the emotions within them.

"come out."

The two words were so plain and straightforward that no matter how the three of them listened, they couldn't discern any emotion in them.

Yu Mo wanted to say something more, but Zi Qiao quickly pulled her out. Yi Fei also hunched over, hiding the braised pork knuckle in her arms, and slipped out the door.

Nanfeng glanced at the musical instrument storage room with a complicated expression, then closed the door as if nothing had happened.

In a fleeting moment when no one was watching, he put on a relaxed and carefree smile.

Nanfeng beckoned the three of them to follow, and the four of them crossed the messy living room and sat on the sofa.

Yifei, Yumo, and Ziqiao leaned back on the sofa with a sigh of relief.

Although the process was a bit messy, at least the puppy was found.

They also successfully rescued three lives.

The three lives are: Jiang Zuzi trapped in the soundproof cloth, Guan Gu who wants to commit seppuku after learning the truth, and Lü Ziqiao who will be hacked to death by him before Guan Gu can commit seppuku.

Nanfeng, who has a slight obsession with cleanliness, looked at the mess on the ground with a headache: "You three and a dog, do you really think this place is Grand Theft Auto?"

"This is practically a crime! It's practically tearing the house apart!"

The three looked at each other in bewilderment, which made Yu Mo, who had no chance to destroy the house, feel extremely wronged.

Yifei patted her chest and assured her, "Don't worry, Ziqiao and I will help you put your things back in their place."

"Do you remember where each item should be put back?" Nanfeng asked without any hope.

Yifei's confident expression instantly crumbled, and she turned to look at Ziqiao beside her.

Ziqiao whistled guiltily.

Logically speaking, finding a puppy wouldn't have turned the suite into this mess, but Yifei and Ziqiao were both panicking at the time.

When you desperately want to find something, you won't overlook any possible place, even if it means turning your house into a complete mess.

Nanfeng sighed helplessly, "Never mind, I'll just clean up by myself tonight."

He pointed to a large shopping bag on the coffee table: "This contains dog biscuits, pet milk powder, dog food, sausages, and meat strips for puppies..."

"Give some to the dog to fill its stomach; it sounds like it's starving from howling."

"Nanfeng is still the most reliable. These things are much better than Yifei's bird food, fish food, nuts, carrots, and fertilizers," Ziqiao joked.

Yifei didn't have time to pay attention to Ziqiao right now. She grabbed a bag of dog biscuits, tore it open, and then patiently fed it to Jiangzuo.

"Little one, how about I feed you some cookies?" she said softly.

Having gradually gotten used to being held in Yifei's arms, Jiangzhouzi was indeed starving. Faced with the female devil's feeding, it hesitated for a moment before rushing forward and eating heartily.

"Yifei, given the age gap between you two, Jiangzhouzi should call you 'Auntie'," Ziqiao said absentmindedly, leaning back on the sofa.

"Don't think I can't deal with you just because I'm busy feeding the braised pork knuckle!" Yifei rolled her eyes at Ziqiao. "Auntie my foot! Have you ever seen an auntie this young, beautiful, and full of energy?"

Ziqiao replied absentmindedly, "I don't believe you unless you show me a crop top."

Yu Mo was startled by Zi Qiao's words.

This guy must have lost his mind tonight, daring to flirt with Yifei?

Yifei's smile was both charming and dangerous. Considering that she and Ziqiao were comrades-in-arms searching for the dog together tonight, she only kicked Ziqiao casually.

After moving into the Love Apartment, Zi Qiao may not have made much progress in other areas, but his resilience has been honed by Yi Fei and his ex-girlfriends.

After enduring a kick from Fei, he acted as if nothing had happened, sticking his head into the bag and rummaging around for a while before looking up and complaining, "Dude, is this whole bag full of dog food? Didn't you buy anything human-friendly?"

Nanfeng pointed to the table in the dining area: "There's a bag of sandwiches over there; you can have one to tide you over."

"It's a sandwich again!" Ziqiao cried out.

"You've eaten just as many sandwiches as I've seen; you've finished all the sandwiches in the fridge," Nanfeng said expressionlessly. "Or have you changed your mind and want to try dog ​​meat hot pot?"

Ziqiao got up to get a sandwich: "I suddenly feel that sandwiches are the most delicious thing in the world."

Upon hearing about dog meat hotpot, the braised pork knuckle forgot all about eating and nervously glanced up at Nanfeng.

She thought to herself that her own woman was at most a female demon, while the guy in front of her was the real demon king!

Ziqiao walked to the dining table and his eyes lit up. He picked up a pair of clips that were longer than his arm and waved them around: "I didn't see this on the table before. Nanfeng, why did you buy such a long pair of clips?"

"I'm planning to start charging you for eating and drinking here from tomorrow. This clip is a humanitarian gift for you, so you won't get your clothes dirty when you go to collect recyclables to sell."

Nanfeng laughed heartily as he watched Ziqiao freeze in shock.

Ziqiao pursed his lips, put most of the sandwiches in the bag into the refrigerator, and slowly walked back with the remaining few.

Nanfeng looked at the puppy with great curiosity and asked, "I'm very curious, how did you three almost lose such a small thing?"

"Actually, this is what happened..." Yifei explained in detail what happened after Nanfeng left.

Ziqiao said with a displeased look, "Yifei, if you're going to explain, then explain. Did you really have to embellish my plane crash story and split it into three chapters, nearly ten thousand words long?"

"Who told you to make even a simple game of Ludo so entertaining, with your plane crashing so spectacularly, and you yourself seem to be enjoying it so much?"

Yifei pointed to the empty sandwich box on the coffee table: "Why don't you count how many sandwiches you ate tonight? Aren't you afraid of overeating and killing yourself?"

Ziqiao patted his round belly and let out a satisfied burp: "Nanfeng said he'd charge me for eating and drinking for free tomorrow, so I'm definitely going to eat my fill of sandwiches tonight."

"If I don't eat my fill, how will I have the energy to pick up trash from the bins tomorrow?"

Yu Mo smiled and gave Zi Qiao a thumbs up: "I have never seen such a shameless person!"

"Then you've seen it tonight." Ziqiao wasn't ashamed; on the contrary, he was proud.

"It's alright, Ziqiao, eat as much as you like," Nanfeng said nonchalantly. "Are you full? There's more in the fridge if you're still hungry."

Ziqiao leaned back comfortably on the sofa and waved his hand: "I'm really full now."

"You can eat a little more even if you're full."

"I can't eat anymore, I really can't eat any more." Ziqiao declined Nanfeng's offer again.

Nanfeng nodded in satisfaction: "Alright, in that case, let's all sit for a while longer."

"I'm going downstairs to get some takeout. We'll have a nice late-night snack tonight."

Ziqiao was startled and sat bolt upright: "Takeout?!"

"Yeah, I ordered a deluxe seafood delivery on my way back, and it should be arriving soon."

Nanfeng said with a smile, "Anyway, everyone's bored tonight, so it's no fun to go back early and stay in the house alone."

"In that case, we might as well eat and drink and chat."

"Luxury seafood delivery! Why didn't you say so earlier!" Ziqiao groaned, rubbing his round belly.

He was really impolite just now, and now he really can't eat any more.

Nanfeng pretended to be innocent and explained, "When you asked me if I had bought anything for you to eat, I already said, 'I did buy some, but judging from how hungry you are, it probably isn't enough for just you.'"

What do you think I bought to eat? A sandwich?

"Sandwiches are just food I keep in the refrigerator."

"I was worried you wouldn't have enough to eat, so I specially ordered an extra lobster and a king crab, but who knew you wouldn't be able to eat a single bite now."

"Looks like the only ones who can benefit are the curry sauce and the little black guy downstairs."

"well……"

He let out a long, feigned sigh of regret, but couldn't hide the smile on his lips.

"Lobster...king crab..." Ziqiao's teeth were practically grinding to dust. "Then why did you make me eat a sandwich?!"

Nanfeng curled the corners of her mouth and shrugged, saying, "What I just said was: there's another bag of sandwiches over there, you can have some to tide you over."

"Since there is a 'first,' there must be a 'later.' Who knew you'd stuff yourself with sandwiches like crazy?"

"I thought you didn't like seafood and only liked sandwiches."

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