Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 164 The Handsome Guy Arrives

"Good morning."

Early in the morning, Guan Gu walked in speaking Mandarin with his Chongming accent.

"Good morning," Ziqiao said listlessly, leaning back on the sofa.

Seeing Ziqiao's closed eyes and sickly appearance, Guan Gu asked with concern, "Ziqiao, what's wrong with you?"

Before Ziqiao could reply, Nanfeng leisurely walked out of the kitchen carrying a large pot of boiled eggs.

"This guy binged twice last night, downing more than a dozen bottles of alcohol and several bottles of iced cola in the dead of winter. As a result, he had a terrible stomachache in the middle of the night, so I rushed him to the hospital."

"Is it acute gastroenteritis?"

"Pretty much, it's a duodenal ulcer."

Nanfeng rolled her eyes at Ziqiao: "His ulcer isn't serious. The doctor has already prescribed medicine, and it should heal in a few days."

"Soga."

Guan Gu nodded: "Zi Qiao, please take good care of yourself. Those thirty braised pork knuckles..."

"Let's postpone it until I'm better," Ziqiao said, clutching his stomach. "I'm handsome and intelligent, but my physical condition can't keep up."

"Didn't Hu Yifei say I was a once-in-a-century prodigy in physical training? How come a prodigy in physical training would get ulcers?!"

"That's so strange. Your statement is as absurd as saying that if you practice the Vajra Body, you won't get appendicitis."

Nanfeng casually took a boiled egg from the pot and tossed it to Ziqiao: "The doctor said that duodenal ulcers are mainly caused by excessive stomach acid secretion, and eating something can relieve the pain."

"Later, take a bag and put a dozen or twenty boiled eggs with you. If you feel a stomachache, eat one."

Ziqiao lowered his head and peeled the shell of the hard-boiled egg: "I'm afraid that if I eat it the way you suggested, my duodenal ulcer will heal and my cholesterol will be too high."

"You're clearly uneducated, yet you're too lazy to even look it up on Baidu. Don't you know that eggs and milk can soothe wounds and promote the healing of ulcers?"

Nanfeng shrugged and said, "The main thing is that I only know how to boil eggs, and I can only provide you with eggs and milk."

"If you want to eat lean meat, fish, or pork liver—foods with the same effects—you should go back to Meijia and let her take care of you."

Ziqiao pouted: "Meijia will definitely laugh at me to death."

"Excuse me for interrupting you, may I say something?"

Guan Gu timidly raised his hand and said, "Meijia is up now and will probably be here soon. I want to give the puppy to her quickly so I can leave in peace."

"Sorry, Guangu, I almost forgot about that. I'll bring the puppy over to you right away." Nanfeng picked up the long clips from the table and walked towards the bedroom where Ziqiao was staying.

Guan Gu paused, then pointed at the clip in Nan Feng's hand and asked疑惑地问道, "Why did Nan Feng bring such a long clip in?"

"Nanfeng doesn't like fluffy things getting too close to him."

"so?"

Guan Gu didn't understand Zi Qiao's meaning. Not long after, he saw Nan Fengping walk out unhurriedly with his arms raised.

The poor braised pork knuckle was gently clamped by the South Wind Demon King with tongs, and dared not even move.

It certainly considered resisting, but it was terrified by the vicious barking that Nanfeng imitated.

Guan Gu quickly stepped forward and hugged the puppy, and Nan Feng cooperated by slowly loosening the clamp.

Mission accomplished.

Nanfeng casually hung the long clip, now that it had fulfilled its purpose, on the wall, thinking that perhaps one day it might have another use.

Guan Gu gently stroked the puppy and was relieved to see that it was in good spirits.

Just then, Meijia, surrounded by Yifei and Yumo, skipped and hopped into room 3603: "Handsome guy, handsome guy, where is my handsome guy?"

Today she's wearing a cute and sweet outfit in pink and white, which is all about being fresh, charming, and adorable.

Not to mention that Meijia was originally the sweetest girl in Love Apartment. Her pair of bright, watery eyes were enough to arouse the protective instinct of any normal man, and her shallow dimples when she smiled were like ripples on a lake.

With Meijia's makeup and styling today, not only Guan Gu, who has never been in a relationship, but even Zi Qiao, who has been through countless battles, couldn't help but be stunned.

That's strange. Could it be that I was really ignorant about quality before?

"How was it? Was the makeup and outfit I designed for Meijia okay?" Yu Mo said with a smile. "If I hadn't become a beauty consultant back then, I might have become a makeup artist or stylist."

Nanfeng gave Chao Yumo a thumbs up, showing her respect.

"Mika, you've come at the right time." Guan Gu held up the puppy in his arms to Mika. "This is the new friend I wanted to introduce to you. Do you like it?"

Meijia was looking around expectantly, searching for the handsome young stranger.

Guan Gu suddenly held a fluffy thing up to her eyes, which startled her.

Meijia took several steps back before she could see what Guan Gu was holding.

"You said you were going to introduce my new friend, which is a puppy?"

She thought Guan Gu was going to introduce her to a handsome guy, which made her and Yu Mo get up early in the morning to put on makeup and get dressed.

"Yes, this is also a gift from me to you... Don't you like it?"

Guan Gu had rarely given gifts to girls before, and even though he knew that Mei Jia really liked animals, he was still worried.

If Mika doesn't like the gift, then his plan will be ruined.

"I love it! I love it so much!" Mika excitedly hugged Guan Gu's neck and jumped up and down.

"Guan Gu, I love you!!!"

Nanfeng, Yumo, and Yifei were all at a loss for words, realizing that Meijia could say anything when she got excited.

Ziqiao paused for a moment, then continued eating his boiled egg with a slightly annoyed expression.

Mika took the puppy from Guan Gu and began to pet it with practiced ease.

The braised pork knuckle affectionately nuzzled against Meijia with its head.

It has a particularly good mindset right now. As long as it's not the South Wind Demon King, and as long as it doesn't mention dog head hotpot, Jiang Zhouzi sees everyone as a savior.

Not to mention that Meijia's sweet aura was off the charts today, highlighting the equality of all people and that sweet girls are universally appealing. Even braised pork knuckle would be captivated by her sweet smile.

"What an adorable little puppy!"

"Aaaaaah!!!"

As expected, Meijia started getting excited and went crazy. She hugged the puppy and jumped around. Her boundless energy even made Yifei turn her head to look at her.

Seeing that the tactical objective of sending the puppy had been achieved, Guan Gu tentatively asked Mei Jia.

"Meijia, why don't you spend some time getting to know the puppy? I'm going to the forum gathering now."

"Go on your way, be careful on the road."

Meijia said to Guangu without looking up, then continued to act crazy while hugging the puppy.

【yeah!】

"Meijia, Ziqiao and the others took care of the puppy last night. You can ask them if you need anything."

Guan Gu was overjoyed. Fearing that Mei Jia might change her mind, he quickly made a gesture to everyone and then made his escape.

Nanfeng and the other two waved goodbye to Guangu, then watched with considerable patience as Meijia rolled around on the sofa with a braised pork knuckle in her arms.

Once Meijia's excitement subsided, she sat up straight and began to playfully tease the puppy with a look of affection.

"Have you named your dog?"

"I guess it doesn't count...?"

Mika asked curiously, "Is it there or not?"

Yifei stammered, "Ziqiao did give it a nickname, it's called... braised pork knuckle."

"Braised pork knuckle? Ugh..." Meijia shuddered. "Such a simple and crude name, it sounds so rugged."

"Even if we're going to call it a food-related name, can't we just call it pudding?"

"Hahahaha..." Yifei and Yumo burst into laughter.

Nanfeng and Meijia felt completely bewildered.

Yifei and Yumo laughed, "Meijia, you're too late. The name Pudding has already been reserved by Ziqiao's son."

"Ziqiao's son?" Meijia looked down at the braised pork knuckle, slapped her thigh, and decided, "Then it should be called Pudding even more."

"Hey, hey, hey, Chen Meijia, what do you mean? My son is a dog!" Ziqiao took another boiled egg from Nanfeng and ate it, which relieved the pain in his stomach quite a bit.

He looked at Meijia with dissatisfaction. Although he quite liked the silly dog, Ziqiao did not consider cats and dogs to be his son's hobbies.

Meijia didn't care about Ziqiao's dissatisfaction at all: "What's wrong with it? Anyway, you look decent enough."

"Heh..." Nanfeng looked at Yifei and Yumo with disdain and said, "Seeing you laughing like that, I thought the name Pudding had already been taken over by Ziqiao's second brother."

Yifei: ...

Yu Mo: ……

Second brother?

pudding?

"Pooh!"

Yifei and Yumo spat at the same time.

"Hmm... I think I'll give the puppy a new name then."

Upon hearing Nanfeng's words, Mika decisively abandoned the ambiguous name "Pudding" and hugged the puppy, calling out the new name she had given it.

But after just one night, it seems that Jiangzuzi has gotten used to everyone calling him that.

No matter how many names Meijia gave it, it only responded to the name "braised pork knuckle".

After numerous unsuccessful attempts, Mika could only resign herself to the tragic fact that her adorable little dog was being called braised pork knuckle: "Fine, braised pork knuckle it is then."

She pouted and glared at Ziqiao, her cheeks puffed out like balloons, making one want to pinch them.

[Naming a perfectly good puppy "braised pork knuckle" is like naming a handsome young man or beautiful young woman "Wang Tiezhu" and "Tian Erniu"!]

【Wait, why do these two names sound so familiar?】

Ziqiao poured warm water to prepare to take his medicine. He saw Meijia pouting and glaring at him. Her big, watery eyes didn't look angry; they looked more like she was being cute.

His heart skipped a beat for no apparent reason.

Mika's makeup and outfit today are simply unfair!

Zi Qiao paused for a moment, then waved his hand, preparing to send the guest away.

"Alright, since you've got your gift, just take the braised pork knuckle back to 3602."

If Meijia saw him taking medicine and then asked him any more questions, she would definitely laugh at him to death about how his overeating last night had caused him to develop a duodenal ulcer.

Of course, this was purely Ziqiao's wishful thinking; given Meijia's current state, she wouldn't care about him at all.

"I don't want to." Meijia refused decisively. "Guan Gu is going to attend a forum gathering, Curry Sauce is in seclusion preparing for her Mandarin exam, and I'll be home alone with braised pork knuckle. I'm going to be bored to death."

Meijia straightened up: "Besides, I specially wore beautiful clothes today and spent more than half an hour doing my makeup."

"Most importantly, I also brought daily disposable contact lenses!"

"If I go back to my bedroom like this, I'll feel so suffocated."

Yifei and Yumo nodded in agreement. As girls, they could understand the value of Meijia's comment about daily disposable contact lenses.

"Then let's go to 3601, there are more people in 3601." Ziqiao continued to try to get Meijia away.

"Sorry, 3601 is bored today too."

Yifei explained, "The three of us in my family only got back in the early hours of the morning and are still catching up on sleep. After Zhanbo and Wanyu wake up, we have to go out to prepare things for tonight's concert, so we probably won't be back until very late."

"Looks like I'll have to spend this afternoon with that bitch."

"A concert?" Everyone exclaimed in unison.

Yifei was taken aback: "Didn't I tell you?"

"What's going on? What's going on?" The gossipy Meijia, forgetting even her braised pork knuckle, quickly sat down next to Yifei, blinking her big eyes, and asked, "Are Zhanbo and Wanyu already...?"

"Stop, it's not as outrageous as you think."

Yifei covered Meijia's wildly racing eyes with her hand: "The department head gave me two tickets to tonight's concert, and then the dean asked me to give a lecture by a celebrity tonight."

"Then I'll just have to give the tickets to the two of them at a discount."

Mika's eyes lit up: "Then should we...?"

"How do you track down a concert?" Nanfeng asked bluntly. "At this time, the only people who can buy tickets are scalpers, and the starting price is at least four figures."

"I apologize for being presumptuous."

With no money to spare, Mika reluctantly gave up her plan to follow him.

Yu Mo nodded and said, "So this perfectly good Saturday is just us few left?"

"I have a suggestion," Ziqiao's eyes lit up, "How about we have a thrilling and exciting one..."

"No Ludo!"

The four of them unanimously rejected the idea.

Mika sighed, "Although braised pork knuckle is really cute, it would be so nice if there was a handsome guy to cheer me up today."

As soon as Meijia finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian, dressed in an expensive suit, with his hair slicked back, burst in, dancing the Gangnam Style.

"How about it, am I handsome enough?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked smugly.

"...That's not the kind of handsome guy I want!!!"

I'm coming

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