Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 182 The First Encounter Between Nanfeng and Yumo

"I just need to use the restroom!"

"Going to the toilet!"

"Waaaaah..."

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian was like a wronged little wife, sobbing on Hu Yifei's shoulder.

"Okay, okay, stop crying. Anyway, you didn't get hurt in the end."

Yifei gently patted Xiaoxian's back, patiently comforting him.

She was both amused and exasperated to see Xiaoxian looking like such a resentful woman.

If this were any other time, she would have been annoyed long ago if Zeng Xiaoxian, a grown man, dared to whine and cry on her shoulder like this.

But who could blame them when they almost caused a major scandal for Zeng Xiaoxian this time?

Zeng Xiaoxian almost achieved his dream of instant fame, but it wasn't through a television station's celebratory cannon.

It was his own little anal cannon.

"Who said nothing happened?"

With snot and tears streaming down his face, Zeng Xiaoxian said, "I rushed as fast as I could, but I still missed it..."

Everyone was shocked and quickly moved away from Zeng Xiaoxian.

Could it be that Teacher Zeng's underwear has already made a heroic sacrifice?

"I still haven't managed to clean the toilet!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sobbed, "I don't even know how many people have sat on this toilet, and I just sat down like that."

"Ugh." Everyone shook their heads speechlessly.

Yifei rubbed her forehead, gritting her teeth, and said, "I hate Virgo's obsession with cleanliness!"

"Teacher Zeng, it's all my fault."

"Sister Yifei was going to answer your call the third time, but I hung up and blocked her," Meijia said with a guilty look.

Xiao Xian waved his hand with teary eyes, indicating that he didn't blame Mei Jia.

"Meijia, it's not your fault. As the vice chairman of the residents' committee, I'm very pleased that you have such awareness of telecommunications security."

"Then why do you keep crying on my shoulder?" Yifei asked, puzzled.

Zeng Xiaoxian sobbed, "Because you are the culprit who caused all of this, Hu Yifei."

"If you hadn't taken all my clothes, would I be in this embarrassing situation?"

As he spoke, Xiaoxian used the tissue Nanfeng handed him to blow his nose vigorously.

"Ugh..." Yifei frowned in disgust.

She didn't want to bear such an outrageous accusation as "almost making Zeng Xiaoxian unable to hold his poop": "I wasn't in a hurry to catch Ziqiao at that time, and I had long forgotten that I was still holding the clothes in my arms."

"Besides, the clothes were perfectly fine in the fitting room, but you insisted that I carry them."

Zeng Xiaoxian paused, then buried his face in Yi Fei's shoulder and cried.

"You yelled at me!"

"I...I...I..." Yifei gritted her teeth, but there was nothing she could do.

She blinked frantically at the other people.

[Help! Are you just going to stand by and watch this bitch use womanly tactics on me and cause me trouble?]

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow at Yifei with schadenfreude and assumed a fighting stance.

[I can tell you're really enjoying it, otherwise how could Teacher Zeng have gotten so close to you?]

[What about your martial arts? How about your bullets? If you don’t like him, you should beat him. 】

Yu Mo was completely dumbfounded when she saw Zeng Xiaoxian cry on Yi Fei's shoulder and receive such patient comfort from Yi Fei.

Good heavens, it's like braising tofu – one thing can subdue another.

[Teacher Zeng, from today onwards I'm a fan of your and Yifei's CP (couple pairing).]

Nanfeng, on the other hand, was pondering a question.

Should I tell Teacher Zeng or not...?

Meijia comforted the crying Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, your sacrifice was meaningful. If it weren't for Sister Yifei and me finding Ziqiao and interrupting his girl-chasing plan, Ziqiao and Zhang Wei would not know how they would have ended up."

"If you ask me, it's all Ziqiao's fault."

"Huh?" Ziqiao's eyes widened instantly. He pointed at himself with a blank expression. "How can you blame me for this?"

"Of course, if you hadn't stolen the braised pork knuckle, would Sister Yifei and I have bothered to catch you?"

"If we hadn't gone to arrest you, would Teacher Zeng have been left alone and helpless in the shop?"

Nanfeng and the others exchanged glances and nodded in unison, saying, "Yes, it's all your fault."

"I...that's not right."

Ziqiao looked at Nanfeng and Yumo, who were criticizing him with a suspicious expression: "The two of them came to find me. You two are always in the store, right?"

Why was Teacher Zeng the only one left in the end?

"Tell me honestly, what exactly did you two go about?"

Nanfeng and Yumo looked at each other and sighed in unison.

They knew this would happen.

"I know where they went."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was too excited, almost forgot about this big scoop: "Just now, a very tactless older brother came into the store and immediately called out to Nanfeng, Yumo, and their sister-in-law."

"So Nanfeng and Yumo pulled this older brother away together, leaving me, Brother Zeng, pitifully here."

"Sister-in-law!" the rest of the group exclaimed in unison.

After Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, he wanted to lean on Yi Fei's shoulder for comfort.

"Get lost!"

Yifei pushed Zeng Xiaoxian away, crossed her arms, and glared at Nanfeng and Yumo through gritted teeth.

"How come I didn't know this part?"

"If you two are dating and hiding it from me, that's really going too far."

Nanfeng shrugged: "He's just an older guy we met while filling out a couples questionnaire at a hot pot restaurant. We didn't explain things clearly to him at the time. Do you guys have to make such a fuss?"

"Then why didn't you explain back then, and instead chose to take him away?"

Zeng Xiaoxian wasn't so easily fooled: "There are no witnesses right now, so say whatever you want."

"Even if there are witnesses, who knows if they colluded just now?" Ziqiao added with a smile.

Meijia's eyes sparkled with the joy of watching the drama unfold: "Nanfeng, Yumo, confess and you'll be treated leniently, resist and you'll be punished severely."

"To be fair," Zhang Wei said, still not quite used to the atmosphere of Love Apartment, "what you've done is a serious violation of Nanfeng and Yumo's right to privacy."

"Zhang Wei, we don't talk about these things in Love Apartment," Meijia said, waving her hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian also chuckled cheekily, "And if we're really talking about violating privacy rights, who can compare to Nanfeng?"

"The Little Prince of Eavesdropping"

Nanfeng looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, her eyes narrowing slightly, a bright smile on her face: "The Little Prince of Eavesdropping, huh? Giving me a nickname, huh?"

What he hates most is the word "eavesdropping," and he actually thinks he loves listening to this gossip!

Zeng Xiaoxian, you asked for this!

"Hold on."

Nanfeng took out his phone and, in front of everyone, opened the memo app titled "Offended Nanfeng and Still Want to Escape," and wrote down Zeng Xiaoxian's name.

Once you've sorted out your GG sponsorship deal, just wait and see.

"No, Nanfeng, Brother Nan... you didn't have to go this far, did you?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a mournful expression. "I'm a victim too today."

Ziqiao, always eager for drama, teased, "Teacher Zeng, you should be content."

"If I were Nanfeng, just for your 'little eavesdropping prince' comment, I would compile all the gossip I've heard about you tonight and post it on the Love Apartment website."

"So if you could hear all that, you would have been beaten to death long ago." Yifei glared at Ziqiao, surprisingly defending Zeng Xiaoxian for the first time today.

"What should we do?" Yu Mo asked Nan Feng in a low voice, turning to the side.

"It's alright, leave it to me."

The sharp-eyed Meijia was the first to raise her hand and say, "Nanfeng, Yumo, no collusion during gossip time!"

"Okay." Yu Mo nodded helplessly.

Nanfeng put away his phone and looked at everyone: "Okay, since you're all so concerned, I'll just be frank."

"Yu Mo and I... we've actually been together for many years."

"What?!"

This not only shocked Meijia and Xiaoxian, but also struck Yifei and Ziqiao, who knew the inside story, like a thunderbolt.

Yu Mo, the person involved, was completely bewildered: How come I didn't know anything about this?

"Keep going, keep going, I'm getting more and more excited about the details."

Meijia's eyes lit up like light bulbs as she excitedly twisted left and right: "It would be even better if there were some sunflower seeds or popcorn at this time."

"We don't have any sunflower seeds or popcorn, but would you like a boiled egg?" Ziqiao peeled a boiled egg and handed it to Meijia.

Mika looked disgusted: "Boiled eggs... aren't necessarily bad."

As soon as she finished speaking, her expression changed, and she happily took the boiled egg and took a big bite.

"Tell me quickly, when did you meet, and when did you get together?" Meijia asked vaguely while eating a boiled egg.

Nanfeng thought for a moment: "The first time we met... I was thirteen, and she was eighteen."

"what?"

Now everyone looked at Yu Mo with strange eyes.

Originally, no one thought there was much of an age gap between Nanfeng and Yumo, but after Nanfeng said that...

Thirteen years old and eighteen years old, isn't that the same as being in the first year of junior high school and the third year of senior high school?

This is so sinful.

"Yu Mo, you're amazing!" Xiao Xian exclaimed, giving her a thumbs up in astonishment. "While most high school students are still limited to dating within school, you've already extended your reach to middle schoolers!"

Zhang Wei couldn't stand it anymore: "Yu Mo, isn't it a bit too much to date a boy under the age of fourteen..."

"That's so sinful!" Mika added.

"I don't!"

Yu Mo was both angry and anxious. She looked at Nan Feng, completely bewildered, and asked, "What nonsense are you spouting?"

Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian, Meijia, and Zhang Wei: "Nanfeng only said that they were this age when they first met, not that they started dating at that time. Aren't your reactions a bit exaggerated?"

Nanfeng nodded and said, "That's right, we only met once back then."

"And let's not even talk about the fact that I was only thirteen years old at the time, and I was thin and small."

"Yu Mo was really something back then. She must have weighed around 180 pounds, almost twice my weight."

Upon hearing this, Yu Mo stomped her feet in anger and glared at Yi Fei.

You actually told Nanfeng about how heavy my weight was in high school?

Yifei and Yumo have been best friends for so many years, so of course she could understand what Yumo wanted to say.

She waved her hands repeatedly at Yu Mo, indicating that she really hadn't said that.

It must have been when Zhanbo tried to matchmake Yu Mo and Guangu that day that he revealed Yu Mo's weight.

But she clearly remembered that Zhanbo never mentioned how heavy Yu Mo was.

strangeness.

"Putting that aside for now, I'm more curious about how you two got together?"

As Meijia spoke, she reached out and snatched the hard-boiled egg that Ziqiao had just peeled from his hand and stuffed it into her mouth.

Ziqiao was baffled: "Hey, I was going to peel it for you in the first place, why did you have to try and snatch it?"

"That way I can say thank you less often," Mika said with a huff.

Lü Ziqiao: (⊙﹏⊙).

Okay, this woman is still angry, so I'll be magnanimous and not argue with her.

"It was a very normal process. I met Yu Mo again when I was twenty, and then we fell in love at lightning speed, got married, registered our marriage, and had a child..."

Now everyone understood.

Zeng Xiaoxian's lips twitched: "So what you just said was all nonsense."

Meijia pouted and said, "How boring. It turned out to be a fake melon. What a waste of my time."

It's not true that Mika didn't react when she heard about the wedding; she almost exclaimed in surprise.

As soon as Meijia heard the words "getting a marriage certificate," she immediately lost interest in listening to anything else.

Little brother Nanfeng, let alone when you were twenty, even now you're not of legal marriage age, okay?

"You guys just want to hear something juicy, right? I've given you such juicy gossip, why aren't you interested?"

Nanfeng shrugged and said helplessly, "You won't listen to me when I'm telling the truth, and you won't believe me when I'm lying. You're really hard to please."

He put one hand on his hip and pointed at everyone except Zhang Wei: "There are eight other people on the entire sixth floor besides me and Yu Mo. With sixteen eyes watching, don't you all know whether Yu Mo and I are actually a couple?"

"That's right," Yu Mo nodded.

"And what I really don't understand is: why do you all think that if Yu Mo and I were dating, we would be doing it behind your backs?"

Nanfeng pointed to herself and Yumo: "We are both single, and we are not big stars or actresses who have to keep their marriages and children a secret. If we were really dating, why would we need to hide it from you?"

"Are relationships between older women and younger men something to be ashamed of these days?"

Everyone shook their heads in unison.

"So, do you still have any questions?"

"no."

Nanfeng secretly gave Yumo a gesture that everything was taken care of.

If he were to actually try to convince everyone that the two of them were completely innocent, it would be an extremely time-consuming and laborious task.

However, if they present a sufficiently shocking and outrageous "truth" first, people will be more inclined to believe that the two are indeed innocent.

If you then use normal logic to guide them to recognize the facts, the matter will naturally be resolved easily.

And barring any unforeseen circumstances, he and Yu Mo should be able to live peacefully for a long time.

"Very good. Now that you all have no questions, I have one more question to ask Teacher Zeng."

Nanfeng narrowed his eyes slightly, his smile radiant.

Although Zeng Xiaoxian is going to ask for sponsorship in a few days, he can't go too far.

But someone as petty as him would rather retaliate a little bit on the spot than wait a few days to do so.

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled dryly, "Nanfeng, I was just... I was just concerned about you and Yu Mo."

Thank you for your concern, but I still want to ask you: do you think I look good in this outfit?

Nanfeng flaunted her newly purchased red suit like a peacock.

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was prepared for Nanfeng's revenge, but Nanfeng only asked such a simple question.

"You look good, you look good," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a fawning smile. "You look good in anything."

"It looks good, doesn't it?" Nanfeng's eyes narrowed into crescent shapes. "Isn't it much better than the clothes I wore to the mall this morning?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Zeng Xiaoxian blindly agreed.

Nanfeng pointed to the fitting room she had just been in: "So I'm really curious about one thing: during the long time you were holding in your poop, didn't you ever think of changing into my original clothes before going to the toilet?"

Zeng Xiaoxian froze instantly.

"So all that effort I put in, half-dead and holding it in for so long, was because..."

"Of course it's because you're not very bright."

As if struck by lightning, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately threw himself into Yifei's arms and burst into tears.

"This is too embarrassing, I don't want to live anymore!"

"Don't stop me, let me die!"

"Waaaaah..."

Yifei coaxed Zeng Xiaoxian softly with a look of disgust, while Nanfeng laughed heartily.

He hadn't originally planned to bring it up, but Zeng Xiaoxian had given him the nickname "Little Prince of Eavesdropping."

In her inner world, Nanfeng used a pointer to point at Zeng Xiaoxian's picture on the blackboard to educate the children below.

[Classmates, Zeng Xiaoxian's tragic case teaches us a lesson.]

As human beings, you can only choose one: to be a jerk or to be stupid.