Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 187 Revenge Should Not Be Waited Until Tomorrow

"South wind..." Zeng Xiaoxian mumbled.

"What's wrong?"

"Are you sure this method really works?" Zeng Xiaoxian frowned, his already small eyes narrowing into slits.

Seeing this, Nanfeng smiled even more gently and said, "Trust me, I'm a professional."

"But why do I feel like you're messing with me?"

"Pooh!"

Zeng Xiaoxian finally couldn't hold on any longer and spat out the lemon slice in his mouth. At this moment, he didn't care about his germaphobia or anything like that. Without saying a word, he picked up a cup of hot milk from the table and poured it into his mouth.

Zhang Wei looked at his empty cup and sighed, "I just wanted some hot milk, why are so many people trying to take it from me?"

After the sour feeling in his mouth finally subsided, Zeng Xiaoxian angrily began to question Nanfeng.

"You still say you didn't mess with me? In all my years in this industry, I've never heard of anyone training their language skills by sucking on lemon slices!"

Nanfeng scoffed: "That's because you're too ignorant. In the past, many crosstalk performers trained by holding iron beads in their mouths."

"And please understand, we are not training your language expression skills right now."

"Weren't you paying attention in class?"

"Huh?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned. "I only remember you telling me to suck on a lemon slice."

"Ugh."

After a busy afternoon, Nanfeng slumped wearily on the table. Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't understand the situation, he could only weakly explain it again.

"You have a good foundation, and my teaching is also quite good. In just one afternoon, there are no major problems with your posture, demeanor, or the speed and rhythm of your speech. It's definitely enough to fool the sponsors."

"What we are training now is your ability to manage your facial expressions in extreme situations."

"If you can remember what I just taught you while you're sucking on a lemon slice, and maintain your composure and speech, then you've passed the test."

"Is that so?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the others.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Actually, they weren't sure if Nanfeng was playing a prank on Zeng Xiaoxian, but that's what he did say just now.

After an afternoon of training from Nanfeng, Zeng Xiaoxian, who felt he had mastered his skills, was showing signs of becoming a little arrogant again: "I think this training was completely unnecessary. Do I even need to say more about my brother Xian's ability to manage his expressions?"

Nanfeng nodded: "No wonder you didn't zip up your pants all afternoon and still didn't change your expression."

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's efforts were instantly in vain. He quickly covered his crotch and turned his back to everyone.

Everyone burst into laughter, doubled over with mirth.

This guy changed his clothes after coming back from the mall; where did the zipper on his pants come from?

"Nanfeng, you're fooling me again!" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.

Ziqiao gave Nanfeng a thumbs up: "I originally thought you were just trying to mess with Teacher Zeng, but now it seems this training was absolutely necessary."

"That doesn't count. I wasn't prepared just now," Zeng Xiaoxian retorted. "As long as I'm mentally prepared, I can definitely remain calm in the face of any situation."

Zhang Wei, speaking with the air of someone who's been there, lectured Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, accidents are always unexpected."

"I was fully prepared when I asked Xiaoli out today, but I never expected that Ziqiao would almost steal her away."

"Zhang Wei, we are different."

"I'm a host, and no matter what unexpected things happen, I can remain calm and composed, and use my incredibly intelligent mind to perfectly save the day."

Zeng Xiaoxian was full of confidence.

Nanfeng asked with a half-smile, "So, Teacher Zeng, are you ready now?"

"Ready? Bring it on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian got into character.

After an afternoon of nanny-like instruction from Nanfeng, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely transformed.

His overall relaxation, subtle changes in details, and shifts in his gaze made him appear incredibly natural.

He appears professional and serious, yet approachable and reliable, with a touch of free-spirited and unrestrained energy.

Even Yifei couldn't help but glance at him a few more times.

"Teacher Zeng, you just drank the milk from Zhang Wei's cup, right?"

"Hmm." Zeng Xiaoxian indicated that he was fearless.

Nanfeng grinned mischievously: "Did you know that Zhang Wei ate curry sauce that was almost six months past its expiration date this morning, and now his teeth are stained completely yellow?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback, not understanding Nanfeng's words for a moment.

"Back then, Zhang Wei couldn't get rid of those big yellow teeth no matter how much he rinsed his mouth. In the end, he had to use a tissue to pry them off."

"Don't try to disgust me." Zeng Xiaoxian forced a smile. "Your verbal attacks won't work on me."

"No, I meant that the expired curry on his teeth was definitely not cleaned properly with tissues, and then you drank the milk from his cup."

"So... Zhang Wei, did you brush your teeth after breakfast?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei, his eyes full of pleading.

Zhang Wei shrugged: "There's no toothbrush here."

"Okay, okay, I surrender!"

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't take it anymore. He patted his chest to relieve his nausea: "Even if I know you're lying to me, I can't stand it. Zhang Wei, you're disgusting."

As he spoke, he noticed Nanfeng and Yumo casting sympathetic glances at him.

"Teacher Zeng, I was there too," Yu Mo said shyly. "What they said is true."

"vomit……"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who has obsessive-compulsive disorder about cleanliness, covered his mouth and rushed to the bathroom.

"Pretentious." Ziqiao, who had also drunk from Zhang Wei's milk cup, didn't care at all.

Nanfeng raised his eyes and looked at everyone with an innocent expression: "See? I told you this training was necessary, but he just thought I was messing with him."

"Ugh."

Nanfeng sighed deeply and said with great sorrow, "I never thought that in Teacher Zeng's eyes, I was such a petty person who couldn't distinguish between what was important and what was urgent, and who only thought about revenge and pranks all day long."

"I'm really heartbroken."

The people present looked at each other with strange expressions.

It's not necessarily that they can't distinguish between what's important and what's urgent, but if it's just a matter of being petty and only thinking about revenge and pranks all day long...

Aren't you the same?

Seeing the strange looks in everyone's eyes, Nanfeng was heartbroken.

"You guys... sigh."

Nanfeng didn't explain further. He casually picked up a slice of lemon from the table, put it in his mouth, and then recited a long string of tongue twisters without any expression.

He spoke at a rapid pace throughout, enunciating clearly, without even blinking.

It's textbook-level facial expression management and voice control.

During Nanfeng's tongue twister performance, which was completely expressionless, the expressions on everyone's faces were even more interesting than Xiaoxian's earlier performance, where he was sucking on a lemon slice.

Ziqiao exclaimed, "This doesn't make sense! Could he have drunk too much lemon water and become immune to lemons?"

"Don't you have any common sense? This can also be immune to?" Yifei glanced at Ziqiao.

Meijia, half-believing and half-doubting, stretched out her finger and lightly dipped it into the lemon juice in the plate, just a tiny bit on her finger with the tip of her tongue.

"It's so sour!" Mika said, winking.

The group exchanged glances.

Facts speak louder than words, and now Nanfeng has no need to explain further.

Nanfeng spat out a lemon slice, spread his hands at everyone with a disappointed look, and then left his seat without saying a word and walked towards the door.

Am I really messing with Zeng Xiaoxian...? How could anyone have such a question?

[In her inner world, Nanfeng smiled brightly.]

I never explicitly denied that I was harassing him.

Improving his facial expression control doesn't conflict with me playfully teasing him a little.

Couldn't I be both trying to help him with good intentions and secretly wanting to mess with him at the same time?

As for why I also had a lemon slice in my mouth...

Nanfeng proudly spread out his hand, hiding a few small red fruits shaped like goji berries in it.

This is the legendary miracle fruit. Eating it can turn the sour taste of lemon in your mouth into a sweet one, and this effect usually lasts for about half an hour.

[If you eat one beforehand, you can easily eat lemons, let alone suck on a lemon slice.]

【Ha ha ha ha……】

Nanfeng stood disappointedly in front of the 3602 gate and sighed to everyone before walking straight back to 3603.

Her revenge was not as simple as making Zeng Xiaoxian feel sour; there's more to come.

"Nanfeng must be very sad this time." After Nanfeng left, Meijia murmured softly.

Even the usually shrewd Ziqiao couldn't help but start to doubt: "Could he really be acting out of pure kindness this time?"

Logically speaking, a cunning old fox like Ziqiao shouldn't be fooled by such a simple trick, but what can he do when he lacks common sense?

He had no idea that there was such a thing as the miracle fruit, which could turn lemons from sour to sweet.

Based on Ziqiao's understanding of Nanfeng, he would never resort to such a tactic that would harm both himself and the enemy.

After all, a gentleman takes revenge even after ten years, and Nanfeng has plenty of patience to wait for the right opportunity to play a trick on him.

Yifei sighed: "We asked Nanfeng to put aside our grudges and help Xiaoxian with his transformation first. He worked diligently for an entire afternoon, but in the end, none of us believed him."

Zhang Wei scratched his head: "You can't really blame us for this..."

"Then who should we blame?" Yu Mo asked bluntly.

The group exchanged bewildered glances, their faces flushing with guilt for having wrongly accused Nanfeng.

In this situation, they are eager to find a target to vent their guilt.

This is commonly known as shifting the blame.

"Zhang Wei, you almost made me throw up my lunch."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had used up half a bottle of mouthwash before coming out of the bathroom, muttered to himself listlessly.

He returned to his seat and, looking at the five silent men, asked curiously, "Why aren't you all saying anything? Where did Nanfeng go again?"

The group exchanged glances and nodded silently.

I've decided on you, Zeng Xiaoxian.

You caused all of this!

"Zeng Xiaoxian! You've really gone too far!" Hu Yifei was the first to speak out.

"that is!"

Meijia followed up by saying, "Teacher Zeng, you've gone too far."

Zeng Xiaoxian was completely bewildered, having no idea what had happened: "What happened to me? You're not going to criticize me just because I used a little extra mouthwash, are you?"

"It's not about the mouthwash, it's about Nanfeng," Yu Mo said angrily.

"What's wrong with Nanfeng?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked instinctively. "What's he planning to do to me now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's words were like setting off a powder keg, and in an instant, the accusations from the five people came one after another.

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was inexplicably scolded by everyone, covered his head and cried out in injustice: "Even if you want to scold me, can you at least tell me what happened first!"

"I'm so wronged!!!"

3603, Nanfeng was humming a tune and leisurely leaning back on the sofa, showing no sign of disappointment or dejection.

He listened to the wailing coming from 3602 and finally smiled with satisfaction.

[The prank is complete; our score is now settled.]

Nanfeng checked the time on her phone. In a little while, she could put aside past grievances and rescue Teacher Zeng, who was in dire straits.

Not only will he be able to get a free dinner from Teacher Zeng, but Teacher Zeng might even thank him gratefully.

It's really embarrassing just thinking about it.

Please don't be polite with me, this is what I should do.

Kind-hearted Nanfeng revealed a devilish smile.

I'm coming

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