Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 193 A Fiery Woman Fears a Virtuous Man

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Yifei and Meijia, who were chatting enthusiastically with several handsome guys not far away, and decided to sell his first autographed photo to the two of them.

He closed his eyes and carefully recalled the core of the rhetoric that Ziqiao had just taught him.

First, never act impulsively.

Second, we must never overlook any wrongdoing.

Third, absolutely...

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes with a bewildered look on his face.

Damn, I actually mixed them up.

"Calm down, calm down."

Zeng Xiaoxian calmed his overly excited emotions and silently recited the profound truth that Ziqiao had taught him: "First, you must never make people feel disgusted; the primacy effect is very important."

"Second, play to your strengths and avoid your weaknesses. Highlight your strengths subtly and cleverly avoid your weaknesses."

"Third, control the pace of the conversation and guide the other person's thinking toward your logical direction."

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes again, looking completely bewildered.

He was completely fooled by Ziqiao just now and only just realized what was happening.

"This so-called core of rhetoric is too abstract."

This is like asking a top student how to improve their math skills, and the top student replies, "Master the formulas and apply them flexibly."

If I could apply the formula flexibly, would I need to ask you?

"Lu Ziqiao, you're such a jerk!" Zeng Xiaoxian cursed.

Compared to Nanfeng's meticulous, nanny-style instruction yesterday afternoon, Ziqiao, a wilder type, believes that practice makes perfect.

It's hard to say which of these two educational philosophies is right or wrong, but Zeng Xiaoxian, who has always preferred a passive approach, would definitely prefer Nanfeng's educational style.

However, the bet has already been made, so there's no point in pursuing whether Lu Ziqiao taught well or not. In any case, we can only grit our teeth and move forward.

"We've come this far, let's give it our all!"

Zeng Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and walked towards Yifei.

Yifei was helping Meijia flirt with a handsome guy when she turned around and saw Zeng Xiaoxian walking up to her with a sly grin.

"Yifei, little Feifei, Feifeifei..."

"Alas……"

Every time Yifei heard Zeng Xiaoxian call her that, she couldn't help but shudder: "Zeng Xiaoxian, how disgusting are you?"

"What's so disgusting about me..." Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows mischievously and made a move to continue forward.

Yifei snapped impatiently, "Flick! Flick!"

Before she could even utter the word "flash," Zeng Xiaoxian had already retreated in terror.

"He's a jerk, let's ignore him and continue chatting," Yifei said with a smile to the handsome guys.

After witnessing Yifei's menacing gaze, the handsome men exchanged silent glances.

"Oh dear, I just remembered that I haven't turned off the gas at home."

"I'm so sorry, I have to go back and turn it off."

A handsome guy made a ridiculous excuse and then ran straight to the bar's door without saying another word.

"Uh... I haven't fed my cat for three days, so I'm leaving now." Another handsome guy quickly followed.

"My house, my house... my grandma is giving birth today!"

As Yifei watched these handsome men leave one by one, and each of their excuses was more absurd than the last, she was instantly enraged.

"No, what do you mean!"

"Do I look like a fierce demon?"

"ah!!!"

Yifei put her hands on her hips and shouted, her yelling echoing throughout the entire bar.

Normally, the bar staff should have intervened to stop this situation, but every regular customer at the Sunny Day Bar knows Hu Yifei.

Countless eyes witnessed the time she grabbed Zi Qiao by the collar with one hand and made him prostrate on the ground.

So, whether it was the bartenders or regulars at Yanyangtian, they could only lower their heads in silence and mourn for three seconds for the person who had offended Hu Yifei.

The three handsome guys who were trying to escape were frozen in place by Yifei's lion's roar, and then they simply used their hands to lift their legs and hurriedly fled for their lives.

One of the most timid among them was so weak that he couldn't even move his legs. In the end, he was dragged out by two guests who couldn't bear to watch.

"Hey, don't go anywhere..."

Mika reached out and looked at the three handsome guys who were fleeing the bar with a resentful expression. After they were all gone, she stirred the ice in her glass with a disgruntled look.

"Sister Yifei, you've scared all the handsome guys away," Meijia muttered softly.

Yifei felt incredibly wronged: "How can this be blamed on me? It was this bitch who came to disgust me, which is why I couldn't help but get a little bit fierce."

"It's all Zeng Xiaoxian's fault!"

Meijia thought for a moment and nodded in agreement, saying, "It's all Teacher Zeng's fault!"

"No, do you really have to go this far?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pouted in dissatisfaction: "It's just a few handsome guys who left, if it really doesn't work..."

He coughed a few times, straightened his collar, and said, "If all else fails, I can pay with my body."

"Ugh..." Mika felt so disgusted that she simply picked up her wine glass and got up to go play with Guan Gu and Zhang Wei.

"Get lost," Yifei shouted expressionlessly. "If you deliberately come here to disgust me, I'll beat you so badly you can't take care of yourself!"

Zeng Xiaoxian put down the autographed photo in his hand and began to massage Yifei's shoulders with a solicitous expression.

"Little Feifei, how's my massage skill?"

"Not bad," Yifei said, enjoying the moment with her eyes closed. "A little harder, didn't you eat breakfast this morning?"

Zeng Xiaoxian himself felt like his whole body was falling apart, but he still diligently massaged Yifei's shoulders.

"Yifei, about my autographed photo..."

"No money, no purchase, no discussion, keep pressing." Yifei refused without even thinking.

Zeng Xiaoxian, with a mournful face, said, "You can't be this heartless!"

"You heartless bastard, don't you know where all my money went?"

Yifei, who was short of money, grumbled, "If Nanfeng hadn't switched the order of treating us today, I wouldn't even have had the money to treat everyone to drinks."

"My watch is worth at least several hundred sets of your autographed photos, and you actually want me to spend another hundred dollars on your crappy photos?"

"It's ninety-nine yuan and eighty cents," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a sheepish smile.

"Is there a difference?" Yifei was taken aback. "What can you buy with two cents in Shanghai?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a fawning smile, "Yifei, I don't believe you don't even have a hundred yuan. Please do me a favor and buy a set."

Yifei turned around, looking puzzled, and asked, "Didn't Ziqiao ask you to practice your conversation skills? Are you planning to rely on persistent pleading to sell to me?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback: "So, I'll start promoting it now?"

"No, go to hell," Yifei replied expressionlessly.

"Yifei, do you know how pitiful I am...?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was about to burst into tears on Yifei's shoulder when Yifei pushed him away.

The fact that you could cry on my shoulder yesterday is a testament to my fault.

Are you trying to take advantage of me again today?

Keep dreaming!

"Isn't it disgusting for a grown man to cry all day long?" Yifei patted the shoulder that Xiaoxian had just leaned on with disdain. "If you have something to say, just say it. If not, I'm leaving."

After much hesitation, Zeng Xiaoxian finally confessed everything about his bet with Nanfeng.

"Thirty-six sets!"

Yifei was amused by Zeng Xiaoxian and gave him a thumbs up: "You're really something, you dared to agree to such an outrageous number."

"Are you really that confident that so many idiots will buy your crappy photos?"

"My autographed photo isn't worth that little bit, is it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian retorted defiantly, "Look, I'm currently in the prime of my career, and who knows when I'll become a super famous host."

"If I become a celebrity, the value of my autographed photos will skyrocket."

"Besides, you know me. Someone like me with a strong sense of moral purity would never have my career ruined in the entertainment industry."

"Therefore, the value of my autographed photos will only continue to rise, it will never fall."

"Don't you think this is more valuable than investing in gold?"

"Mm." Yifei nodded.

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "Don't you also think what I said makes a lot of sense?"

"No, I nodded because I felt that what you just said sounded a bit like a sales pitch."

Yifei patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder earnestly: "Keep this up, and who knows, you might actually be able to fool a few idiots into buying your autographed photos."

Xiaoxian looked annoyed: "Yifei, do you know why I came to you first to promote my product?"

"Why?" Zeng Xiaoxian's question piqued her interest slightly.

"That's because in my heart you've always been someone who's public-spirited, helpful, kind-hearted, generous, and sexy..."

"Huh?!!" Yifei was stunned.

"Sexy and unrestrained...sexy and unrestrained...sensual and bold!"

Zeng Xiaoxian covered up his embarrassment with laughter: "I meant to say that you are a sentimental and unrestrained person."

Yifei sneered, "Does such a word even exist?"

"This phrase was tailor-made for you. You are the only one in the world who appears more bold and generous than anyone else, yet is actually very sensitive and vulnerable inside."

Zeng Xiaoxian clasped his hands together and pleaded, "Heroine, someone like you wouldn't just stand by and watch me suffer under the oppression of the Great Demon King Nanfeng, would you?"

Hu Yifei: ...

"Alright, alright, I'm really scared of you." Yifei helplessly took out her phone to pay.

[In her inner world, Yifei looked at the clock on the wall and shrugged.]

Don't get me wrong, I wasn't persuaded by this jerk.

I wasn't flattered by his string of kind words, nor was I softened by his attempts to elicit sympathy.

Yifei let out a long sigh.

I guarantee that if I absolutely refuse to buy it, this jerk will pester me all morning!

As Yifei was speaking, she saw Zeng Xiaoxian holding her autographed photo and starting to circle around her.

No matter how much Yifei punched and kicked him, or even if she used her "Flash Blast" to blast that bastard away, Zeng Xiaoxian would still run back to her side with a smug grin the next moment.

Oh my god!

[Yifei collapsed to the ground in despair.]

"Yifei, I knew you were the best! You're truly my guardian angel!"

In order to promote his autographed photos, Zeng Xiaoxian also made full use of his shamelessness.

He smiled ingratiatingly and said, "I think you should really consider buying two sets, one for yourself and the other to wait for the price to go up."

"Zeng Xiaoxian, don't go too far."

"If I wasn't afraid you'd pester me, I wouldn't even buy one set, let alone two."

Yifei smiled dismissively, then froze: "One set for personal use? How do you expect me to use it for personal use?"

"Well……"

Seeing that Yifei had already paid, Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed the QR code on the table without saying a word and ran away.

"Hey, all the autographed photos on the table are yours, don't be shy."

Watching Zeng Xiaoxian's hasty retreat, Yifei finally understood what this scoundrel meant by "for his own use."

"Zeng! Xiao! Xian!" Yi Fei gripped the autographed photo on the table tightly and wouldn't let go.

"I want to use your autographed photo as a tissue!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)