Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 196 Angel Investment Plan for Two Future Warriors

"Zhang Wei..." Zeng Xiaoxian called out in a greasy voice.

Zhang Wei had his eyes closed and a smile on his face, like a peaceful dead man.

"Zhang Wei, get up and pee."

Zhang Wei's lips twitched, but he still maintained his feigned death.

"Xiaoli, what brings you here?"

Zhang Wei instinctively clenched his fists, but still didn't open his eyes.

[You think you can fool me with such a simple trick?]

I will absolutely not fall for that!

"Oh, whose hundred-dollar bill is this?"

"It's mine, it's mine...".

Zhang Wei instantly snapped out of his daze. Seeing Xiao Xian and the other two looking at him with very strange expressions, Zhang Wei smiled sheepishly.

Even though he knew Zeng Xiaoxian was fooling him, he just couldn't control himself.

Zeng Xiaoxian gripped Zhang Wei's shoulder tightly: "Zhang Wei, everyone's bought my autographed photos, shouldn't you support poor Brother Xian too?"

Zhang Wei shook his head, his attitude unusually firm: "I won't buy it. I don't have the money. I'll just offer my moral support."

"Don't be so cruel. Why don't you think about it again?"

"I'm the vice chairman of the residents' committee of Love Apartment. If you want to find a partner, I can introduce you to some pretty single female tenants in the apartment."

Zeng Xiaoxian has now completely transformed himself from a salesperson into a pimp.

"Wait a minute."

Zhang Wei asked in confusion, "Why did you introduce a beautiful female TV host to Guan Gu, but a beautiful female tenant from the apartment to me?"

Xiao Xian glanced at Zhang Wei: "Guan Gu earns tens of thousands of RMB a month. May I ask what your income is?"

Zhang Wei was speechless: "I'm still just a student, wait for me..."

"Let's talk about it after you pass the bar exam, future great lawyer Zhang."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "Zhang Wei, I have great faith in you. You have a bright future ahead of you."

A satisfied smile appeared on Zhang Wei's face.

I knew it! Gold always shines.

It was Teacher Zeng's discerning eye that recognized his talent.

"So, as a friend, shouldn't you also believe in my promising future and, incidentally, invest in it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to his autographed photo: "For just 99.8 yuan, you'll be an investor in my future."

"When I achieve great success, I will personally thank you on television for your contributions."

"No need. There are so many people in the world named Zhang Wei. Who will know who you'll be thanking in the end?"

Zhang Wei instinctively refused, but then a flash of inspiration struck him: "Since we both think that the future is promising for each other, why don't we two future warriors invest in each other?"

"I'll buy a set of your autographed photos as an investment, and you'll be responsible for paying my registration fee for the next bar exam."

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback: "How much is the registration fee for the bar exam?"

"The registration fee for both subjective and objective questions is a little over two hundred yuan in total."

Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless: "You mean you want to buy my autographed photo for 99.8 yuan, and then make me spend over 200 yuan to pay your bar exam registration fee?!"

"You're practically hitting me in the face with your abacus beads!"

If Zhang Wei's investment is followed, he will lose more than 100 yuan by selling a set of autographed photos.

Isn't that just making yourself look stupid?

No, the money from selling autographed photos went into Ziqiao's account, what does it have to do with me?

In other words, not only does he have to produce autographed photos for Ziqiao to make money, but he also has to pay Zhang Wei more than 200 yuan.

Isn't that just making yourself look like a complete idiot?

Now it was Zhang Wei's turn to grab Xiao Xian's shoulders tightly: "Teacher Zeng, you really should think about this. This deal is very worthwhile for you."

Zeng Xiaoxian: ? ? ?

Are you kidding me?

"Yeah, that's a great deal," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a forced smile. "How about this, you buy three sets at once, and I'll pay for your bar exam registration fees for the next three years?"

Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "That's not necessarily the case. I'm confident I'll pass the bar exam next year."

"As for the rest... you can cash it out."

"screw you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian shouted, "Do you really think I'm a complete idiot?"

"Teacher Zeng, it's obvious you haven't figured out exactly where the benefits of this are."

Zhang Wei began to analyze things for Zeng Xiaoxian methodically, and the logical thinking of a law graduate student was surprisingly evident at this moment.

When analyzing whether something is worthwhile, shouldn't we consider both its advantages and disadvantages for you?

"Mm." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded.

"Let's start with the downsides. The only downside to this is that you lost more than two hundred yuan."

"But for an excellent host like you who works on both radio and television, is two hundred yuan even considered a lot of money?"

"Well……"

After being praised by Zhang Wei, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt embarrassed to admit that he was broke after buying clothes yesterday.

"Even if those two hundred dollars might be worth a lot to you now, once you become a famous TV host, with GG sponsorships pouring in, bonuses coming one after another, and your fame skyrocketing, won't those two hundred dollars be a piece of cake for you?"

"That's right." Zeng Xiaoxian said smugly, as if he could already see the future Zhang Wei described.

"Very well, let's skip over this trivial downside and analyze the benefits you can gain from this."

Zhang Wei looked at Xiao Xian with a touched expression: "First of all, you will definitely gain my friendship."

"After I pass the bar exam next year, I will never forget that a tall, handsome, and exceptionally kind person invested in my future and helped me pay the registration fee for this bar exam."

"Teacher Zeng, do you know what your behavior means to me?"

"What does it mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked instinctively.

"This is like Xiao He chasing Han Xin under the moonlight, or King Wen recognizing Ziya with his discerning eye. You are the greatest benefactor on my future path as a lawyer!"

Zhang Wei held Zeng Xiaoxian's hand tenderly: "Now that I've become a famous lawyer, I will never forget who helped me pay for the bar exam when I was poor, and who ultimately helped me rise to prominence and achieve great success."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes crinkled with laughter: "I'm not as good as you say, Zhang Wei, you're too kind."

"No, you must not be modest."

"Kindness should be rewarded; this is the respect and gratitude you deserve as an exceptionally good man."

"Hahahaha, hahahaha..." Zeng Xiaoxian almost couldn't breathe from laughing.

Meijia nudged the stunned Guan Gu: "If I remember correctly, Teacher Zeng came to promote his products to us, right?"

Guan Gu nodded frantically, his jaw dropping until he spoke: "He was clearly planning to seduce Zhang Wei, but it feels like he's about to be seduce by Zhang Wei instead?"

"Shh!"

Meijia gestured for Guan Gu to be quiet, and she silently raised her phone to start recording.

"I have to share this exciting scene with everyone."

At this point, Zhang Wei continued, "Let's move on. The next benefit is that you successfully sold a set of autographed photos. Doesn't that mean your sales skills have improved even further?"

"Well……"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was about to burst out laughing, vaguely sensed that something was wrong, but before he could think about it, Zhang Wei's words were already hitting him like a barrage of bullets.

"And if you sell one more unit now, you'll get closer and closer to your goal of selling thirty-six units."

"Then you'll be free from the oppression of the South Wind Demon King, and you can use this to prove your superb sales skills to everyone in the apartment."

"yes……"

Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands: "If we win the bet, we can also get free publicity from Nanfeng. That's such a good deal!"

"Most importantly, once you've developed strong sales skills, when you go to promote your show to advertisers in a few days, won't that be a piece of cake for you?"

"Yes." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded heavily.

"Not only will your year-end assessment be guaranteed, but your year-end bonus, performance bonus, sponsorship bonus... do you think you'll be rolling in money?"

"You only need to pay a little over two hundred yuan now, and you'll reap the rewards of a hundred, a thousand, or even ten thousand, each worth over two hundred yuan!"

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed wildly and waved his hands repeatedly: "A thousand, ten thousand is too exaggerated, there aren't that many, there aren't that many..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Compared to Nanfeng and Yifei's behavior of only pouring cold water on themselves, Zhang Wei's blueprint for the future was exactly what Zeng Xiaoxian dreamed of.

Zhang Wei hardly needed to say anything; Zeng Xiaoxian was already immersed in his wonderful vision of the future.

"Now let's summarize the pros and cons of this matter for you. In other words, you only need to pay a little over two hundred dollars to gain countless benefits."

"So, Teacher Zeng, what are you waiting for?"

Zhang Wei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with anticipation.

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly slapped his thigh: "That's right, so what am I waiting for?"

"Then let's..."

Zeng Xiaoxian took out his phone: "Then let's invest in each other's future!"

"Brother Zeng is generous."

"You're not bad either, Viagra."

"Hahahaha..." The two held hands and smiled at each other.

"Unbelievable, is this really Zhang Wei?" Guan Gu asked Mei Jia in shock.

When did Zhang Wei become so eloquent?

If he could maintain even a third of his current level, he wouldn't have been unable to win over that girl named Xiaoli for so long.

"That's normal. Do you know how much Zhang Wei can earn if he succeeds in fooling him this time?" Meijia said casually.

She wasn't familiar with Zhang Wei, but the current Zhang Wei was pretty much the same as Lu Ziqiao.

Guan Gu couldn't understand: "You mean Zhang Wei did this just to earn an extra hundred yuan?"

"Guan Gu, you can't just think about the money he made; you have to think about the profit."

Meijia whispered, "There's a saying, 'With a 50% profit margin, they'll do anything!'"

"With 100% profit, they dare to break the law and commit incest!"

Guan Gu tapped Mika on the head: "You must be talking about Das Kapital. Even I, a Japanese person, have heard that quote."

"With a 50 percent profit, it will take the risk."

"With 100% profit, it dares to trample on all human laws."

"With a 300 percent profit, it will dare to commit any crime, even risking being hanged."

"Well, they're not very educated..."

Meijia pouted and touched her head: "In short, Zhang Wei has now gone beyond his limits in pursuit of this 100% profit."

"He was willing to sell his soul and become a devil, just to wantonly toy with Teacher Zeng's innocent and naive soul."

"Devil? Manipulation?"

Based on Mika's description, Guan Gu came up with such a scenario.

In the ninth level of hell, Zhang Wei, dressed as a devil, carries a legal treaty written in devilish script.

He raised his palms and laughed loudly; his unrestrained and lewd laughter echoed throughout the entire ninth level of hell.

The scene before Zhang Wei's eyes kept zooming in on his palm until Zeng Xiaoxian, dressed in a white ancient Greek robe and wearing an olive wreath on his head, appeared in his vision, looking bewildered, ignorant, and pitiful.

[The innocent and naive Zeng Xiaoxian, tears streaming down his face, was being wantonly tossed and played with by Zhang Wei in his hands.]

Zhang Wei's laughter and Zeng Xiaoxian's sobs echoed and resonated throughout the entire Ninth Level of Hell.

Guan Gu shuddered: "Capital and profit are truly terrifying things."

After Zhang Wei paid for a set of Zeng Xiaoxian's autographed photos, Zeng Xiaoxian readily transferred the more than two hundred yuan for the bar exam registration fee to Zhang Wei in advance.

The two embraced warmly and laughed heartily.

Then Zhang Wei said he was going to the bathroom, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian alone, laughing hysterically.

He felt he had made a truly remarkable deal.

Three minutes passed, then five minutes, but Zhang Wei, who said he was just going to the restroom, still hadn't returned.

Only Zeng Xiaoxian was still laughing heartily.

He didn't even have time to laugh anymore before he saw the look of shock mixed with excitement, excitement mixed with doubt, and doubt mixed with deep sympathy in Guan Gu and Mei Jia's eyes.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and after calming down, he finally regained a little bit of his rationality.

Wait a minute, I was supposed to be here to defeat the boss.

Why does it feel like the boss has won me over?

I'm coming

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