Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 199 Nolan and Fei's First Meeting

Chapter 199 Nuolan and Yifei's First Meeting

Did you hear that? She said I'm interested.

No, no.

She's interested in me.

Hmm~ She's interested in me!

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but sigh inwardly. He never expected that even with sunglasses and a mask on, and his voice changed, his damned personal charm would still be nowhere to be found.

Sometimes being too charming can be a problem.

Ugh……

【whee……】

"That's right, who in the entire Love Apartment doesn't know that I, Zeng... Lu Xiaobu, am a famous source of joy?" Zeng Xiaoxian said smugly.

However, despite his narcissism and smugness, he never forgot why he was there to do so.

Xiao Xian placed his autographed photo on the table and quickly began his sales pitch.

"Getting back to the main point, since we've met so many times, I'd like to recommend a host with great potential to you."

He pointed to his autographed photo: "That's him, Zeng Xiaoxian!"

"Handsome, capable, with sound values, and good character, there is absolutely no risk of his career collapsing."

"Most importantly, his hosting career is on the rise, and his future looks very promising."

"Becoming his fan now and owning his autographed photo is definitely a worthwhile investment."

"Zeng Xiaoxian?"

Nuolan was stunned when she heard Zeng Xiaoxian's name.

She blinked, a mysterious smile playing on her lips.

"Are you talking about Zeng Xiaoxian, the radio host of 'Your Moon, My Heart'?"

If I remember correctly, the rookie host that Nanfeng asked him to help train was named Zeng Xiaoxian.

What a coincidence!

Nolan carefully examined the strange man opposite her, then gently shook her head.

She initially thought this was Nanfeng's wicked sense of humor, but Nanfeng's legs weren't that short, and his head wasn't that big.

"That's right, it's Zeng Xiaoxian."

Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed to hear that Nuolan knew his name and his show: "You've listened to his show too?"

"How about it? Isn't it outstanding?"

Nolan smiled and shook her head: "I haven't heard of this program, but I've heard of this person. He seems to be... quite famous."

As the undisputed bottom-ranked host of Shanghai radio programs, Zeng Xiaoxian is indeed quite famous within the industry.

Because of his presence, no radio host needs to worry about their program being ranked last.

"I never imagined that my idol was already so famous."

Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed upon hearing this, eager to share the news with his other roommates in the apartment.

Come and listen, come and see!

Look at how famous I am now.

Xiao Xian desperately suppressed his urge to run over and show off to everyone, and excitedly rubbed his hands together towards Nuolan.

"In that case, you should understand that with Zeng Xiaoxian's potential, he will definitely become a famous host in the future."

"So before he becomes famous, why don't you buy a few sets of Zeng Xiaoxian's autographed photos to admire, collect, decorate your room, recommend to your friends, or just wait for them to appreciate in value?"

Zeng Xiaoxian patted his autographed photo: "Mengmeng, you are very lucky. Only by meeting me can you have the opportunity to get this rare autographed photo of a future star."

"Since we're so destined to meet, a set of autographed photos isn't 299, not 199, it's a rock-bottom price of only 998!"

"Huh?" Nuolan was amused by Xiaoxian.

She had seen many advertisements for GG (Girlfriend) on TV when she was a child, but this was the first time she knew that "jumping price" meant that it was so expensive that customers would want to jump off a building.

"Pah, slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue."

"I mean, the rock-bottom price is 99.8 yuan, not even 100 yuan."

Zeng Xiaoxian grinned mischievously and said, "How about it? Aren't you tempted?"

Nolan covered her mouth and chuckled, then looked up slightly at the clumsy salesman in front of her: "Is this how you've always sold things?"

"What's the problem?"

"So, how many units have you sold so far?"

Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a moment, and if we exclude the ten sets bought by his own people...

"Six sets," he replied awkwardly.

Nolan seemed quite surprised by the answer: "They actually managed to sell six sets?"

It seems that bars are indeed a good place for sales.

As long as customers drink a lot of alcohol, anything can be sold.

"Actually, I'm quite skilled at sales, you know."

Zeng Xiaoxian stubbornly replied, "It's just that you're too beautiful, and I didn't perform well for a moment."

If he weren't worried that Mengmeng's friends might come over at any moment, and if he hadn't just been flattered by Mengmeng's compliments, his sales skills would be much better than they are now.

"I thought your sales skills were already pretty average, but I didn't expect your ability to compliment girls to be even more average."

Nuolan smiled gently as she held out her hand to Xiaoxian and said, "Give it to me."

"What did you bring?"

"An autographed photo, huh? When you're selling something, you have to let me see it for myself, right?"

"what?"

Even Zeng Xiaoxian was surprised that things were progressing so smoothly: "It's already time for inspection?"

I was just casually mentioning that she was interested in me, but now it seems...

Could she actually be interested in me?

"Consider it an opportunity to get to know the future famous host in advance."

Nuolan continued to speak gently and kindly. From the time Zeng Xiaoxian started chatting with her until now, the worst word this girl had ever used was "average".

She really was a girl who brought warmth, hope, and light, just like the voice she spoke.

Zeng Xiaoxian eagerly handed the autographed photo to Nuolan.

Seeing Nuolan looking down intently at the photo in her hand, Xiaoxian had a bold guess in his mind.

He asked expectantly, "You're not some pickled vegetable fan club member, are you?"

Looking at the photo, without looking up, Nolan asked, "Are there really people whose fans are called 'salted vegetables'?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: ...

He felt as if his heart, pounding with anticipation, had been stabbed with a knife.

"Luckily, I'm Wind Chime from the Wind Chime Fan Club. This sounds much better than Salted Vegetables."

Zeng Xiaoxian: ...

He felt as if he had just been stabbed in the heart and then pushed hard, and the entire knife, hilt and all, was plunged into his heart.

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled dryly and asked, "Whose fan is this 'wind chime'?"

"You might not know a voice actor named Nanfeng."

Nuolan seemed to realize something and belatedly looked up: "Do you know Nanfeng?"

"I recognize you!" Zeng Xiaoxian said through gritted teeth.

Nanfeng actually has a fan club, and the girls in the fan club are so pretty.

Very well, now he felt as if someone had forcibly broken his heart in two, taken out the knife stuck in his heart, and then carefully chopped his heart into minced meat.

"It would be great if we knew each other. Or... I could recommend Nanfeng's autographed photo to you?"

"Since we're so destined to meet, a set of autographed photos isn't 299, not 199, it's a rock-bottom price of only 998!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: ? ? ?

Isn't this referring to my words?

Heavens above!

Is there any justice left?! Is there no law left?!

Nuolan looked at the dumbfounded Zeng Xiaoxian and laughed, "Just kidding, how could Nanfeng possibly have autographed photos?"

"hehe……"

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled weakly, "Hehehehe..."

This made me so happy.

Xiaoxian took a deep breath and gradually calmed down.

He stared at Nuolan, who had already looked at the autographed photo once: "How is it? Isn't it handsome? So handsome that it instantly makes you want to buy it?"

"Uh..." Zeng Xiaoxian's question actually put Nuolan in a difficult position.

If I criticize him, I'll feel morally guilty.

Praising him would be against my conscience.

"Indeed, he is quite handsome."

"His legs are a bit short, his eyes are a bit small, and his head is a bit big."

"Upon closer inspection, it seems that even the lengths of the two arms are slightly different."

Zeng Xiaoxian: (⊙﹏⊙).

God, just kill me already!

"But I have a question. How can you prove that this is Zeng Xiaoxian's autographed photo?" Nuolan asked.

"How could it be fake?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shrugged: "If I could forge an autograph, why would I need to forge a photo of myself with an autograph? Wouldn't it be better to just forge a big star's autograph?"

"That's true."

Nolan gently rubbed the signature on the autographed photo: "But why do I feel like the signature on this photo was just written in a hurry?"

She showed Xiaoxian the ink stains on her fingers: "Look, the ink for the signature isn't even dry yet."

"Well, this might be because it melted because of the hot weather," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a forced smile.

Nolan glanced at everyone in the bar, all bundled up in thick winter clothes, and nodded with a smile: "I see."

"Mengmeng, now that you've seen it, let me tell you more about this autographed photo..."

"You don't need to introduce it anymore, because I've already decided to buy it."

Nuolan interrupted Zeng Xiaoxian's subsequent remarks.

"what?"

Things were going so smoothly that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't even have time to react.

He asked instinctively, "Don't you want to reconsider?"

Nolan's smile faltered: "No need to think about it anymore... What you just said makes a lot of sense, and I also think he can become a famous host in the future."

In her inner world, Nuolan tiptoed and removed the mask and sunglasses from "Lu Xiaobu's" face.

Sure enough, a face identical to the one in the photograph appeared before her eyes.

Nolan sighed, pouting helplessly as she shrugged.

I won't go into how he slipped up, or how I guessed it.

[It's rare for the celebrity to personally come to a bar to sell their autographed photos. If I don't buy a few sets to support them, it will be incredibly awkward when we actually meet.]

"How many sets do you want to buy?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

Nolan thought for a moment and said, "Two sets, please."

Buying two sets should be enough, right?

【Nice!】

Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed. With these two sets, he had finally sold eighteen sets, achieving half of his goal.

That way, even if you lose, it won't be too embarrassing.

So the two exchanged money for goods.

Just as Zeng Xiaoxian was about to turn around and leave to find his next target, the applause behind him made him stop in his tracks.

"Even though we rushed as fast as we could, we still missed it."

"Teacher Zeng, you're really something."

"Nolan came all this way to help you, but you ended up getting her to buy two sets of your autographed photos?"

Nanfeng sighed helplessly, rubbing his forehead, while the other roommates in the apartment started gossiping and talking amongst themselves.