Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 209 Brother-in-law, say something!

"What's wrong with you? Are you unhappy to see me?"

Yifei raised her head proudly like a queen, looking down at everyone present with disdain.

They exchanged glances, then said in unison, "No, how could that be..."

"That's good."

Yifei curled her lips into a smug smile: "Why is someone missing? Where's Nanfeng?"

"I'm behind you and Zhang Wei."

Nanfeng leaned lazily against the wall, tilted his head at Yifei who was turning her head, and smiled: "Hu Yifei, do you have some kind of fetish that requires you to block the door to show off?"

Hu Yifei felt a little embarrassed upon hearing this.

"Come on, make way."

"oh."

Hu Yifei obediently made way, and it wasn't until Nanfeng squeezed between her and Zhang Wei that she belatedly realized what was happening.

South Wind is our Avengers' number one enemy, why should I listen to him?

It's a ghost story.

Hu Yifei stared at Nanfeng, who was lounging lazily on the sofa like a cat, and couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

Why is this guy in such a good mood today?

The quick-witted Yifei understood the truth of the matter after just a little thought.

That bastard must be feeling smug now because he just gave us a good beating.

Damn it!

Hu Yifei gritted her teeth, wishing she could drag Nanfeng out of the street and parade him around on the spot.

But winning the game is more important right now; we can settle everything else after the game is over.

Nanfeng glanced at Yifei and Zhang Wei: "Didn't you say you were going downstairs to get something? Where is it?"

"It's too late to go down there, it's already been taken," Zhang Wei said casually, clearly the three of them had already agreed on their story.

Yifei stood by the door, overlooking the eight people on the field from an excellent vantage point.

Where should we begin our revenge?

After much deliberation, Yifei decided to start with the person she hated most.

Yes, it's you.

Lu Zhanbo!

You traitor, you who eats your own flesh and eats your own flesh, how dare you joke about something as important as the continuation of your family line!

If I don't teach you a lesson today, I'm not your sister!

So Yifei approached Meijia with a smile, and under Meijia's terrified gaze, she softly called out, "Meijia..."

Meijia felt a chill run down her spine at Yifei's address, but she still managed a dry laugh and said, "Sister..."

Yifei gently patted Meijia's hand, her kind expression suggesting she was taking on the role of the mother-in-law rather than the sister-in-law.

"Mika, don't worry."

"Our family is very open-minded, isn't that right, Zhanbo?"

Zhanbo wiped the fine sweat from his forehead and nodded nervously, "Yes, yes, our family is very open-minded."

As it turns out, what goes around comes around.

Just as Zhanbo was overjoyed when he saw Yifei get the short end of the stick, he was terrified when it was Yifei's turn to take revenge.

Yifei hesitated for a moment, then asked with slight hesitation, "Um, let me confirm one more time, are you truly in love and want to spend your lives together?"

Although Yifei pretended to be hesitant, her eyes completely betrayed her.

Let alone Meijia, even someone as naive as Zhanbo could tell from Yifei's eyes that his older sister was setting a trap for the two of them.

If either of them dares to admit it, Yifei will definitely pull a big punch on them later.

Although Zhanbo and Meijia didn't really care about winning or losing the game, they had no reason to surrender without a fight.

If they really surrendered just because of Yifei's words, they would be laughed at by everyone else in the apartment.

Zhanbo and Meijia exchanged a glance, took a deep breath in unison, and finally nodded resolutely in response.

"Um."

"Hmph." Wan Yu pouted and raised her water glass to drink.

"very good."

Yifei slapped her thigh and said bluntly, "Then you two should go get your marriage certificate this afternoon!"

"What?!"

Everyone spoke up in unison, and even Zeng Xiaoxian, who was helping out in the kitchen, ran out in surprise.

They thought Yifei would definitely unleash a powerful move this time, but to their surprise, she simply created a burst of energy.

No wonder Yifei targeted Zhanbo and Meijia first; she really doesn't need to feel any moral pressure when digging a hole for her own brother.

"puff!"

Wan Yu even spat out the water in her mouth. She coughed as she fumbled for tissues on the coffee table.

"Wanyu, are you alright?"

Before Zhanbo could recover from the shock, he caught a glimpse of Wanyu coughing repeatedly to the side.

He no longer cared that he and Meijia were still acting, and hurriedly picked up a tissue from the coffee table and handed it to Wanyu.

After Zhanbo handed her the tissues, Yifei took the opportunity to give him a good whack.

"Lu Zhanbo, are you sick?"

"Is it appropriate for you to show so much concern for Wanyu in front of your future wife and unborn child?"

She glanced at Nanfeng: "Besides, her ex is still here, why do you need to care?"

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng looked at Nuolan without any concern and said, "Wife, can you do me a favor?"

Nuolan was stunned for a moment before realizing that Nanfeng was calling her.

She sat down next to Wanyu in the direction Nanfeng was pointing and gently patted Wanyu's back.

"Thank you, Sister Nuolan, I'm alright." Wanyu's eyes still showed disbelief, still shaken.

Is it really necessary to play this game so aggressively right from the start?

"sister……"

Zhanbo was speechless from the pain of Yifei's resentful revenge, while Meijia was genuinely frightened by Yifei's move.

How come this whole drama is almost taking place at the Civil Affairs Bureau?

She politely declined, saying, "Isn't it a bit too fast to get the marriage certificate this afternoon?"

"There's no time to lose, and this is also to put your mind at ease."

Yifei patted her chest and assured her, "Meijia, don't worry, our family will definitely not mistreat you."

"Whether it's the bride price, the three gold pieces, or the wedding house, as long as your family's requests aren't excessive, we'll make sure you're satisfied."

"Depend on."

Zeng Xiaoxian was thrilled: "Yifei, is this the standard for your family when hiring a son-in-law?"

"roll!"

Hu Yifei didn't even glance at Zeng Xiaoxian; her eagle-like eyes were fixed on the panicked Meijia.

"Meijia, you know what kind of person I, Hu Yifei, am. I will definitely do what I say."

"With me here, you're not worried that our family will renege on our debts, are you?"

Zhang Wei chimed in, "Meijia, if you're really worried about the bride price and the wedding house, I can help you draft a contract."

"I guarantee, with the professional ethics of a future legal professional, that this contract is absolutely legally binding."

"Sister Yifei, it really has nothing to do with the bride price and the wedding house."

Meijia quickly interrupted Yifei and Zhang Wei's back-and-forth, knowing that if they continued talking, she would really have to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Zhanbo.

"Sister Yifei, I just think it's too early to get the certificate this afternoon."

"Besides, getting a marriage certificate is a big deal. We should choose an auspicious day."

Yifei and Zhang Wei smiled mysteriously. Zhang Wei proudly showed Meijia the perpetual calendar on his phone: "What a coincidence, today really is an auspicious day, suitable for all things, and without any taboos."

"Damn!" Mika exclaimed instinctively.

"Um?"

Yifei stared fiercely at Meijia.

"I mean, reliable!"

Meijia felt like she was sitting on pins and needles, like she had a thorn in her back, like she had a fishbone stuck in her throat.

But she still forced herself to say, "Sister Yifei, you are so reliable."

As Meijia spoke, she desperately winked at Zhanbo.

[Zhanbo, Zhanbo, say something!]

[Yifei clearly came for you, so why am I the one filling the trenches and blocking the gun barrels now?]

Zhanbo had just recovered from the blow Yifei had dealt to him when he saw Meijia's plea for help.

However, Zhanbo is not as good at acting as the other characters in Love Apartment. His acting skills and eloquence can only help him when things are going well. When he encounters adversity, Zhanbo becomes helpless.

Not to mention that the enemy in front of him is Zhanbo's dearest, most beloved, most feared nemesis since childhood, his older sister Hu Yifei!

Zhanbo stammered for a long time before finally saying weakly, "Sister, Meijia and I haven't met each other's parents yet."

"And neither of our household registration books are with us."

After Zhanbo finished speaking, he immediately looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Teacher Zeng, aren't you my ally?

Please help me!

Zeng Xiaoxian whistled softly, meaning to let the bullets fly a little longer.

Upon hearing Zhanbo's words, Yifei laughed loudly and said, "Who said your household registration book isn't with you? Our family's household registration book is right on my bedside table."

"what?"

Zhanbo was immediately taken aback: "Why did your parents put the household registration book with you?"

"Well……"

Yifei paused for a moment, then slapped Zhanbo's head hard: "Of course it's because you're not up to par that your parents put your household registration book here with me, hoping you can seize the opportunity."

"See, it's coming in handy now, isn't it?"

[In her inner world, Yifei listened to the nagging on the other end of the phone with a headache.]

【Yifei, your mother is getting old, and the only thing I'm worried about now is your and Zhanbo's marriage.】

Especially since you're not getting any younger, and you still don't have a stable life.

[I told you you shouldn't have such high standards. It's not that easy to find a man in this world who is either smarter or stronger than you.]

Besides, even if such a man did exist, with your stubborn and unyielding temper, it would fall through sooner or later.

【well……】

[Mom won't say much more. Our family's household registration book is with you.]

[Quickly find a good man, and before he discovers your true colors, take him down!]

That's all for now, your dad and I are going on vacation.

[Love, Mommy.]

[Yifei hung up the phone and shrugged helplessly.]

I also want to find a good man, but these days, good men are so hard to find!

As Yifei was speaking, a burst of extremely arrogant laughter reached her ears.

Hahahaha... I'm a good man, I am...

【ah!!!】

[Yifei, still not satisfied with throwing one of her slippers hard at the voice-over, picked up the other slipper and threw it in the same direction again.]

This isn't the kind of good man I want!!!

"But Sister Yifei, my household registration book isn't on me."

Mika breathed a sigh of relief, and she simply gave up on managing her expression, saying with a look of relief.

Zhang Wei nodded as if he had expected this: "It's okay. If we don't have a household registration book, we can get a household registration certificate from the local police station to register our marriage."

"Meijia, are you a local from Shanghai?"

"No, absolutely not!"

Taking advantage of the fact that no one had seen her ID card, Meijia said in a coquettish voice, "Actually, I'm from Taiwan Province."

Yifei said with a hint of regret, "In that case, let's forget about registering and getting the marriage certificate for now."

Before Zhanbo and Meijia could even catch their breath, Yifei changed the subject and continued.

"However, Zhanbo just reminded me that we should inform both sets of parents about this matter first."

Yifei took out her phone: "Meijia, at your home..."

"My family already knows, and my mom told me to decide for myself," Meijia quickly said. "My mom is socially awkward; she never talks to other people."

"Oh well."

Actually, Yifei was just asking casually; she couldn't possibly make such a call to Meijia's mother just to win or lose.

However, if it's your own parents, then there's absolutely no problem.

"In that case, I'll call my parents right away to tell them the good news."

Zhanbo quickly stopped her, saying, "Sister, our parents actually know about this too."

"That's even better! I'll call back and ask them how the wedding should be arranged, otherwise Meijia won't look good in her wedding dress when she's pregnant."

Seeing that his older sister was about to press the dial button, Zhanbo quickly shouted towards the kitchen.

"Brother-in-law, say something!"

Yifei's hand trembled, and her phone fell onto the sofa.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhanbo in disbelief.

Lu Zhanbo, you betrayed me!

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)