Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 214 Zeng Xiaoxian's Most Important and Precious Thing (Happy Women's Day)

Yifei was completely bewildered.

She certainly didn't believe that Ziqiao and Meijia could secretly reconcile under everyone's noses; that would be underestimating the gossip-loving abilities of this group of gossips.

So they can only be acting.

But this secret relationship is just too outrageous!

Who wrote this inhumane script?!

Yifei looked at Zhanbo with deep sympathy, feeling that his rosy face was radiating a faint green glow.

One moment I thought it was smoke rising from the Lu family's ancestral grave, but upon closer inspection, the smoke was a vibrant green.

Thankfully, it was all just a made-up game, otherwise I would have started flipping the table by now.

Poor Zhanbo, who exactly arranged this script for you?

From her older sister's perspective, Yifei felt sorry for Zhanbo and wanted to give him a big hug.

But from the perspective of the Avengers, this news is incredibly exciting.

You must understand that your ultimate goal is to make them kill each other, destroy their families, and die.

She was just wondering how to deal with Zi Qiao, who seemed to be all alone, when this opportunity came knocking on her door.

Thinking of this, Yifei let out a strange, cackling laugh, just like a villain in a novel.

Just as everyone had calmed down from Zeng Xiaoxian's disgusting attack, they were terrified by Yifei's laughter, which was enough to make even a tiger back down and a child stop crying.

"Sis, your brother-in-law just picked some food for you, you don't have to be laughing like that."

Although Zhanbo's acting skills weren't great, he was quite engrossed in the game, and he kept calling him "brother-in-law" from beginning to end.

Ziqiao and Meijia exchanged a glance; they knew perfectly well why Yifei was laughing so uncontrollably.

In fact, the two of them deliberately put on an act for Yifei when she bent down; otherwise, would they really be willing to do something under the table while eating?

The reason for deliberately staging this scene is quite simple: to ensure the fairness of the game.

The secretive nature of a secret relationship means that even if the other six people know about it, they have to pretend they don't.

So if the two of them don't give Yifei any chance to discover their relationship, then they can basically lock in the winner of this game.

Yifei glanced at Zhanbo and smiled maliciously: "At least I have someone to help me pick food, unlike Meijia who is pregnant and has no one to help her pick food."

After she finished speaking, she forced herself to swallow the tofu while Zeng Xiaoxian was fawning over her, and then showed a smile of enjoyment.

"It's delicious!"

Yifei looked at the other girls provocatively.

Yu Mo lowered her head and ate nonchalantly, saying, "It doesn't matter, I have someone to help me pick food anyway."

Although it's as the older sister-in-law, it's better to have it than nothing.

【Humph! 】

Nuolan, using gentleness to overcome strength, stood up and served Nanfeng a bowl of eel and chicken bone soup.

"Come on, honey, have some more."

"Thanks."

Nanfeng accepted the soup that Nuolan had served her, feigning surprise and delight.

"My wife is the best."

Yifei: ...

Seeing how affectionate these two are, even Yifei is starting to consider shipping them as a couple.

[Yu Mo, is it too late for me to betray you now?]

[Yu Mo: ???]

Honestly, these two showing affection in front of me almost made me swoon.

However, this scene would probably make Ms. Qin so angry that she would vomit blood.

Yifei looked at Yumo, who was gritting her teeth, and playfully gave her a flirtatious wink.

【My dear sister, I told you to join them in fooling me.】

Serves you right!

Yu Mo was already annoyed by the play in front of her, but Yi Fei actually tried to provoke her.

【Ahhh!】

I hate it!

Yu Mo began to channel her grief and anger into her appetite.

Meijia and Wanyu were initially enjoying watching the show, but when they saw Yifei and Yumo's reactions, they became even more certain of their earlier judgment.

Even if we don't say there's anything fishy about Nanfeng and Yumo, there are definitely signs of something going on.

Yifei clearly knew the inside story, but she just pretended not to know.

Meijia and Wanyu, the two gossip allies, exchanged glances, their eyes sparkling with the joy of watching the drama unfold.

However, this camaraderie between the two, based on mutual respect and shared experience, was quickly shattered by Zhanbo.

The naive Zhanbo had no idea what the situation was.

He only realized belatedly after hearing his older sister's words that he should be serving food to Meijia.

"Meijia, you should eat more too."

"Thank you, Zhanbo, you're so thoughtful..."

Meijia smiled sweetly, clearly unaware of what Zhanbo's actions actually represented.

When Yifei saw that Zhanbo had indeed put food on Meijia's plate, she slowly whistled.

"Oh dear, let me see which of the five girls here hasn't had food served to her yet."

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

Wan Yu's bright smile froze instantly.

Does it matter whether you pick up food or not?

Of course it doesn't matter!

Of all the people present, not one needed help getting food to eat.

But Yifei is making a big deal out of nothing; she's clearly provoking me!

She could tolerate everything else, but she absolutely couldn't tolerate Yifei's blatant provocation of Wanyu.

This is no longer a matter of whether or not to pick up food; it's a matter of saving face!

Wan Yu, who couldn't bear to lose face no matter what, glanced at the boys on the field and finally tapped her bowl, giving the order.

"Ziqiao, what are you still standing there for?"

"Hurry up and put some food on your godmother's plate!"

Upon hearing this, Yifei's provocative smile faltered.

Oh?

Are there more experts?

"Cough cough cough..." Zhang Wei and Guan Gu almost choked to death on the food in their mouths.

The two of them puffed out their cheeks, looking like two bewildered hamsters.

Wan Yu is Zi Qiao's godmother?

Guan Gu and Zhang Wei first turned their heads to look to the left at the young and beautiful Wan Yu, and then to the right at the strong and muscular Zi Qiao.

They looked at each other one last time, and besides the bewilderment in their eyes, there was also a hint of relief.

I knew there was an even more outrageous relationship involved.

But it doesn't matter, no matter how outrageous the relationship is now, it can no longer break down the rationality of Guan Gu and Zhang Wei.

Husbands and wives, lovers, sisters, exes, brothers-in-law, and now adding a godmother and godchild pair isn't too much to ask.

only……

Zhang Wei swallowed the food in his mouth with difficulty: "Is this godmother you're talking about... a legitimate godmother?"

"Zhang Wei!" Wan Yu blushed.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Zhang Wei nudged Zi Qiao on his right: "What are you standing there for? Hurry up and serve your godmother some food."

"Stepmother?" Guan Gu was shocked again.

Xiaoxian suppressed a laugh and said, "Guan Gu, this stepmother isn't the kind of stepmother you Japanese talk about."

"Soga..."

Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian: "You seem to know a lot."

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback. He stammered, "I'm a radio host, after all. You... you think my relationship counseling hotline doesn't get calls from Japanese listeners?"

"I don't believe you for a second," Yifei sneered.

It's one thing if other people haven't heard your radio show, but do you really think I haven't?

Your emotional counseling hotline has hardly any Japanese callers, let alone any normal listeners.

Yifei would never say something as embarrassing as listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's radio program in front of so many people.

At this moment, Ziqiao finally stood up with a helpless expression and served food to Wanyu.

"Godmother, please enjoy your meal."

[In his inner world, Ziqiao looked utterly dejected.]

Regardless of whether it's a godfather or godmother, I'm destined to be someone else's son.

[That's strange. In real life, a true man can bend and stretch; being an adopted son for a short time is one thing.]

Why do I have to be someone's son even when I'm just playing a game and drawing cards?

[This is unbelievable!]

"My godson is so well-behaved."

Wan Yu smiled and patted Zi Qiao's head, then gave Yi Fei a provocative look.

The atmosphere on the field instantly became tense.

Zhanbo whispered to Meijia beside him, "What's going on here? Why does it feel like my older sister and Wanyu are suddenly getting along?"

"It's not that your older sister and Wanyu are fighting, it's that your older sister isn't hungry anymore, so she plans to eliminate them one by one. Wanyu just happened to be caught by her."

Meijia muttered to herself, "Let's eat some more quickly, otherwise Yifei will get serious once she's completely full."

"Oh, oh, oh..."

Zhanbo quickly buried himself in his food.

However, Meijia still didn't understand Yifei well enough. Now that Yifei had launched her offensive, how could she possibly give up so easily without seeing any results?

"Zeng Xiaoxian~"

Yifei changed her focus and decided to start by picking on the easiest target.

The main reason was that she simply couldn't stand being in a romantic relationship with this jerk anymore; heaven knows how many cheesy pickup lines she had just heard.

Yifei felt like all the goosebumps she would have for the rest of her life had fallen off today.

Zeng Xiaoxian paused for a moment, then grinned, his eyes narrowing into crescent moons.

"Your Majesty, please give your orders."

When Yifei heard the word "Queen," the corners of her mouth first curled up, but then she reverted to her revenge mode.

How could her desire for revenge be thwarted by that bitch's sweet words?

And Zeng Xiaoxian, you bastard, you know perfectly well what I like to hear, yet you still insist on disgusting me with those corny, cheesy pickup lines.

That's an even greater crime!

"Zeng Xiaoxian, do you love me?" Yifei asked with a smile.

"I should, I should love him..."

For some reason, even though it was just acting, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly became nervous.

"If you love me, what are you waiting for?"

With a seductive look in her eyes, Yifei said in a teasing tone, "Give it to me."

Everyone looked at each other, puzzled as to what Yifei was going to do.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: "Honey, what do you mean by this?"

"Naughty."

Yifei slowly circled her slender index finger on Zeng Xiaoxian's chest: "Of course, you'll give me your most important and precious thing."

Zeng Xiaoxian nervously swallowed: "Now? Here?"

"Isn't this a bit inappropriate?"

"Wow..."

Everyone stared intently in the direction of Yifei and Xiaoxian, their expressions a mixture of excitement and tension.

Mika was trembling with excitement.

No way, no way.

Are they really going to go that far?

"Wow!!!"

Zi Qiao let out a lecherous howl, which angered Mei Jia so much that she kicked him hard.

If you ruin my show, I'll make you go up and act with Yifei!

Nuolan nudged Nanfeng and asked in a low voice, "Aren't your games a bit too extreme...? Do we have to do that later too?"

"No need, absolutely not."

Nanfeng quickly explained in a low voice, "Please don't misunderstand, it's those two who are perverted, definitely not me."

"That's good." Nolan breathed a sigh of relief.

When faced with Xiaoxian's question, Yifei glanced dismissively at the troublemakers on the field.

"What's wrong? Is being here affecting your performance?"

Yifei said earnestly, "Don't pay attention to other people's strange looks. Just treat them like they're not there."

"Treat it like... air?"

Xiaoxian turned his head and saw that everyone's eyes were frighteningly bright.

Even Nuolan nervously grabbed Nanfeng's sleeve, her eyes filled with apprehension and anticipation.

"Yifei, no, it really won't work."

Zeng Xiaoxian pleaded, "How about... we go to the room?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Why are you dawdling over handing over your bank card?" Yifei suddenly became impatient.

"Bank? Card?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt as if a bucket of ice water had been poured straight down his head in the freezing December weather.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he'd been struck by lightning: "The most important, most precious thing you're talking about is my bank card?!"

"Or what?"

Yifei asked with a curious look, "For a man, the most important and precious thing is of course the wealth he creates. Otherwise, what do you think it would be?"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes began to dart around, and his hands and feet became unnatural: "I thought, I thought... I thought you wanted my household registration book so we could register together."

"cut……"

Frustrated by their disappointment, the group continued eating.

Although everyone knew in their hearts that things would definitely not go as they had imagined, what was happening before their eyes was indeed very disappointing for this group of people who were having fun.

Nanfeng chuckled and added, "Yifei, don't listen to him. Who goes to the room to hand in their household registration book?"

Teacher Zeng probably thinks you're lusting after his body.

"Nanfeng, you!" Zeng Xiaoxian pointed angrily at Nanfeng, "You're slandering me!"

Nanfeng curled her lip: "If you call it slander, then it's slander."

"Pah! Pah! Pah! I'd be lusting after his body?"

Yifei patted Zeng Xiaoxian's little belly dismissively: "With a physique like his that doesn't even have abs, why would I be envious?"

"That's unlikely," Zhang Wei said between bites. "What if Teacher Zeng is a virgin?"

Zeng Xiaoxian blushed.

"A virgin? How is that possible!"

Ziqiao asked Zhang Wei, "Zhang Wei, are you a virgin?"

Zhang Wei paused for a moment, then replied somewhat embarrassedly, "I used to date a girlfriend who was thirty-five years old."

"Oh..." The crowd responded with a knowing murmur.

"I never would have guessed, Zhang Wei, that you're actually a mature woman killer."

Ziqiao pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Think about it, you're not a virgin at your age, so how could Teacher Zeng still be a virgin?"

"Surely he's at least had at least one relationship, right?"

"It can't be that bad..." Yifei said sourly, "He was with his ex-girlfriend for more than eight years, how could he possibly be a virgin?"

Zeng Xiaoxian blushed, and now he dared not utter a word.

Ziqiao smiled smugly: "I knew it! How could there still be virgins over twenty-five in this day and age?"

Twenty-one-year-old Nanfeng thought about it for a moment, then realized it wasn't her business, so she continued eating with her head down.

Twenty-six-year-old Guan Gu twitched the corners of his mouth, looking at Zi Qiao with a face full of displeasure.

Here it comes!

Today, Pigeon went to buy flowers and gifts for Mom, so I've only written four thousand words so far.

There will most likely be only one update today. I will continue writing, and if I can finish the remaining update, I will post it today. If I can't, I will make up for it after I finish writing it. Please rest assured.

Although I know that most of my readers are brothers, what if there are sisters among them?

So I wish everyone a happy Women's Day, and I also wish all the women in your families a happy Women's Day. The holidays may be different, but happiness is always the only purpose of our holidays and even of living our whole lives well.

Wishing everyone happiness, joy, and all the best.

Your friend, Sweet Potato Pigeon.

(End of this chapter)