Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 216 The Traitor Zeng Xiaoxian

"Uncle, my aunt, you big idiot!" Yifei was furious upon hearing this.

Husband and wife, ex-partners, lovers, sisters, in-laws, secret relationship, godmother and godson, and Zeng Xiaoxian's two aunts who are even younger than him.

It's truly remarkable that you eight people could create so many messy relationships.

And why does it feel like every relationship is a dance party in one's own minefield?

Can't you find someone else to cause trouble?

For example, Guan Gu, or Zhang Wei would also work.

Yifei thought about it carefully. Guan Gu was in a foreign country, and Zhang Wei was an orphan with no relatives or friends.

It seems that I really am the most suitable one.

Depend on!

Nanfeng didn't care about Yifei's swear words at all. He chuckled and said, "We can each call each other by our own names. I'll call you Little Martial Aunt, and you can call me Little Uncle."

"You're dreaming!"

Yifei refused without hesitation.

Nanfeng knew Yifei's personality well, and he hadn't expected her to agree anyway.

Nanfeng just looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with schadenfreude: "In the end, I still have to thank my nephew for finding such a good girlfriend, otherwise how would I have had the chance to become an uncle-in-law?"

Nanfeng's words made Yifei's gaze toward Xiaoxian become even more hostile.

It seems it's all your fault!

Yu Mo, using her aunt's name as a pretext, began to lecture Yi Fei: "Yi Fei, as your best friend and your future aunt, I think you shouldn't make things too difficult for Xiao Xian."

"After all, you two haven't even talked about marriage yet, so interfering too much will only make you seem too domineering."

As Yu Mo spoke, she glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian teasingly and said, "Besides, Xiaoxian doesn't look like someone who knows how to make money."

"You've taken over his financial control, and you might even have to put a lot of money into it yourself."

Zeng Xiaoxian pouted.

Whether someone can make money or not can be seen by looking at them. Do I look like a poor guy?

He looked at his two allies with immense grief.

Before he could even finish a sentence, Yifei cut him off.

Even if the other person is speaking up for themselves, they will still take the opportunity to criticize them a few times.

To make matters worse, there were also those two ill-intentioned guys, Nanfeng and Ziqiao, who took advantage of the situation.

Regardless of how powerful the enemy is, the situation among our own people is already rotten to the core.

God!

Yifei put on a gentle and considerate demeanor: "I just know he doesn't earn much money, so I thought of helping him manage the accounts and finances."

"Otherwise, when will he be able to save up enough money to buy a house in Shanghai? When will we be able to get married?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard Yifei say that, even though he knew she was just putting on a show, he still felt a warmth in his heart.

"Yifei".

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said rather awkwardly, "If I really can't raise the down payment for a house and the bride price... does your family really not need another son-in-law?"

"roll!"

Yifei couldn't help but kick him: "What do you mean by being a grown man who doesn't strive to make something of himself and just expects to live off women every day?"

"Just kidding," Zeng Xiaoxian said with a cheeky grin.

"But I'm not joking with you."

Yifei reached out and urged, "A real man should just say whether or not to hand over his bank card."

Why do you always grumble and dawdle no matter what you do?

"Can't you just give me a clear answer?"

Zeng Xiaoxian muttered softly, "I'm just afraid you'll get angry."

"But your current stance of neither advancing nor retreating only makes me angrier!"

Seeing Yifei's anger, Zeng Xiaoxian silently lowered his head.

Isn't Yifei's acting amazing?

Yifei grabbed Yu Mo's hand and angrily pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Look at your nephew, does he have even a little bit of a manly demeanor?"

"You auntie, why don't you teach him a lesson? I'll just dump him one day and pretend he's single forever."

Yu Mo silently withdrew her hand, quickly distancing herself from Zeng Xiaoxian: "I don't know anything about him, I'm not familiar with him at all."

If the two of them were just putting on a show, I, as an ally, could say a few words in support of Teacher Zeng.

But Yu Mo knows her best friend too well. She's not putting on a great acting show at all; she's clearly just using this as an excuse to make a scene.

"Isn't he your nephew?" Yifei teased. "Even if you're not very familiar with your own nephew, you're still closer to him than you are to me, right?"

"Nonsense, you're my best friend." Yu Mo hugged Yi Fei back. "That's my cousin, we're not that close."

Even though the two best friends joke around and tease each other, they still need to clearly stand on Yifei's side at times like this.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked up in astonishment: "Why did you betray us again? This isn't how you play the game."

Yu Mo looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with exasperation, "At a time like this, you're still talking about games."

She finally understood why Teacher Zeng could still lose even with a flying dragon on the front lines last night.

You're completely blind!

Although Yu Mo was starting to get angry, she knew that she couldn't blame Teacher Zeng entirely for this.

If Yu Mo hadn't been Yi Fei's best friend for so many years, she wouldn't have realized that Yi Fei was using this as an excuse to make a fuss.

Let alone Zeng Xiaoxian, most of the people present probably still thought Yifei was acting.

Otherwise, given the gossip-loving nature of everyone here, they would have already started making a fuss by now.

Seeing that Zhanbo was useless and Yumo betrayed him on the spot, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was isolated and helpless, finally made up his mind.

"You said it yourself."

Zeng Xiaoxian looked nervously at Yifei, who was in a fit of anger, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "I won't pay."

After saying that, Xiaoxian closed his eyes and waited for the Flash of Light to arrive.

However, the expected flash of light did not come; instead, he heard a meaningful hum in his ear.

"That's more like it."

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his eyes in a daze and saw Yifei proudly raising her head and saying, "If you don't hand over the bank card, I can't just take it from you, so let's just leave it at that."

"Yifei, I knew you were the best."

Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed, and a deep sense of disbelief welled up inside him.

[Do I consider this a successful completion of the game?]

[You beat the game that easily?]

[Looks like this game isn't too difficult.]

【Ha ha ha ha……】

However, as it turns out, Zeng Xiaoxian laughed too soon.

"Quick Q&A: Which is more important, me or the game?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's smile instantly turned into a blank and helpless expression: "It's you?"

"That's not sincere at all, start over."

Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a moment, then weakly replied, "Is that a game?"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, are you out of your mind?!" Yifei slammed her hand on the table and roared, "How dare you say the game is more important than me? Are you tired of living?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: ? ? ?

There are only two options: you and the game.

If I don't choose you, and I don't choose the game, am I supposed to choose "and"?

"Next, if you have a thousand dollars, and your ex-girlfriend asks to borrow four hundred, and I ask to borrow two hundred, how much money do you have left?"

"Well……"

Zeng Xiaoxian moved his lips, struggling for a long time but unable to come up with a reliable answer.

"Next, if I have a difficult childbirth and the doctor says we can only save one child, saving the mother means I can't have any more children, and saving the child means I'll die, what would you choose?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: ...

"And then, if..."

"Again..."

"..."

Yifei asked a dozen questions in a row, questions that could kill a girlfriend, instantly overloading the single-core processor on Zeng Xiaoxian's neck.

Everyone watched as Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes gradually became unfocused, his smile gradually faded, and his face turned bright red.

"Is Teacher Zeng... cosplaying Guan Yu?" Wan Yu asked.

Ziqiao said gloatingly, "I knew it! That's why Yifei let him go so easily. Turns out she had a big trick up her sleeve."

Zhanbo asked everyone curiously, "What do you think is Teacher Zeng's current state?"

Nanfeng offered a suggestion: "Why don't you take a glass of water and pour it directly on his head? If he can react, then he's in an overloaded state."

"If water is poured on his head and he doesn't react at all, and there's even white smoke coming out of his head, then it proves that Teacher Zeng's CPU has burned out."

"Oh……"

Zhanbo got up to get some water, but Meijia quickly stopped him: "Nanfeng is just kidding you. How could a normal person have white smoke coming out of their head? Do you think we're in a TV drama?"

"Oh, Nanfeng, you're always fooling me!" Zhanbo said with dissatisfaction.

Nanfeng just smiled smugly.

After several minutes, Zeng Xiaoxian finally gave up thinking.

Zeng Xiaoxian wiped the fine sweat from his forehead. It wasn't that he didn't want to think for a while longer, but his brain just couldn't keep working like this.

Given his tendency to veer off on wildly different topics when thinking about problems, only he himself probably knows what kind of nonsensical things he was thinking about in those few minutes.

Exhausted from overworking his brain, Zeng Xiaoxian noticed the irresistible smile on Yifei's face and then thought about his two unreliable allies.

I can't count on Zhanbo at all, Yumo always likes to betray me, and Nanfeng and Ziqiao are always kicking me when I'm down.

With the female demon Hu Yifei eyeing him covetously from the outside and a group of allies who could be considered side effects from within, Zeng Xiaoxian, filled with grief and indignation, suddenly had a bold idea.

"I surrender! I give up!"

Zeng Xiaoxian simply gave up all resistance. Under Yi Fei's smug gaze, he fawned over her and pushed aside Yu Mo, who was standing to the side.

Xiao Xian gently massaged Yi Fei's shoulders: "Fei, the heroine, I admit defeat, I surrender."

"Moreover, I reported that this whole thing was Nanfeng's idea, and he is extremely wicked!"

"Queen Philippine, in view of my abandonment of darkness and embrace of the light, could you please show me mercy and treat me leniently?"

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian stood on the high steps, hands on his hips, laughing wildly to the sky.]

I want to be a good person too, but you forced me to!

Therefore, once I betray everyone first, you will never be able to betray me again!

【Hahahahaha...】

"Honey, what do you mean by that? I don't understand at all."

Yifei closed her eyes, looking quite content. It was unclear whether she was enjoying Xiaoxian's massage or basking in the joy of victory.

"Please don't call me 'darling,' just call me Xiaoxianzi."

"My dear Queen Fei, was my massage comfortable? Would you like me to apply a little more pressure?"

"No need, just press it like this, it's just right..." Yifei really put on a queen-like posture.

"Lackey! Traitor!" the other seven said in unison with disdain.

Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lip indifferently: "Jealousy, this is just blatant jealousy."

"What? You're not convinced?"

He struck a martial arts stance, arrogantly saying, "If you seven aren't convinced, then come and teach me a lesson! But I'm now Queen Fei's right-hand man; watch out, she might just teach you a lesson with a flick of her wrist!"

"Don't stop, keep pressing."

"Oh……"

I'm coming

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