Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 226 Fusion, Guan Gu Xiaoxian

Xiao Xian and his five friends exchanged glances and then rushed towards Guangu together.

"Guan Gu, what brings you here?"

Guan Gu stopped Feixing, unbuckled his seatbelt, and stood up: "Nanfeng sent me. He said that Teacher Zeng's foot injury hasn't healed yet, so it would be best to bring the wheelchair with him when we get off the overpass."

Zeng Xiaoxian was still in a daze: "When did I...?"

Upon hearing this, Yifei immediately delivered a powerful punch to Xiaoxian's stomach: "Didn't you say before that you had an Achilles tendon injury? Have you forgotten?"

Ziqiao quickly pinched Xiaoxian's arm: "Teacher Zeng, if your legs are not flexible, I think it would be better for you to sit in a wheelchair."

"After all, getting off the overpass in a wheelchair is definitely faster than running on your own!"

Yifei and Ziqiao were practically telling Zeng Xiaoxian directly, since you're already lazy with your limbs, you might as well just pretend you're weak in your lower body.

They've been joking around for ages, and there aren't even 52 minutes left.

Do you really want to ruin your career because of a traffic jam that wasn't even caused by you?

"Oh, right."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized: "I almost forgot that I still have an Achilles tendon injury. Ouch, my foot hurts terribly right now."

"No, I have to use a wheelchair now."

Xiao Xian immediately sat down in Fei Xing's wheelchair in excruciating pain. But as soon as he sat down, his expression changed completely, and he put on a smug and bright smile.

Xiaoxian looked at Guangu expectantly: "How do I open this thing?"

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu immediately tensed up. He pointed to the buttons on the wheelchair and explained, "This button is used to adjust the tilt angle of the wheelchair, and this button is for the speaker..."

Guan Gu continued his rambling introduction for over three minutes.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face went from smug and bright to expressionless: "Guan Gu, you've been talking for so long and you still haven't told me how to open this thing."

"I'm sorry, I tend to lose my focus when I'm nervous," Guan Gu apologized repeatedly, feeling embarrassed.

Yifei pointed to the joystick on the wheelchair: "How difficult can it be to drive a wheelchair? This joystick is just for controlling forward, backward, left, and right."

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled a few times: "When you were learning to drive, you weren't just given a driver's license as long as you could use a steering wheel, were you?"

Wanyu explained to Yifei, "You didn't see it last time, but when Guangu was speeding around Sheshan in his Feixing wheelchair, his starting speed was already 70 miles per hour."

"If Teacher Zeng doesn't understand the various power levels of the Feixing wheelchair, and how to accelerate and decelerate, then something terrible could happen."

Yifei smirked: "If you ask me, Xiao Hei's design is unreasonable. Why is accelerating and decelerating so complicated?"

"It's just like a car; you can just step on the brake and the accelerator."

Xiaoxian nodded in agreement, saying, "That's right. Setting up so many buttons on a wheelchair is incredibly troublesome, and it's all manual."

"Why can't Xiao Hei have some foot-operated buttons?"

Guan Gu was so amazed by Yi Fei and Xiao Xian's ingenious design concept that he almost dropped his glasses.

Ziqiao burst out laughing.

Wan Yu asked timidly, "Is it possible that this is a wheelchair?"

"What about the wheelchair...?"

Yifei realized what was going on halfway through her sentence.

Not everyone in a wheelchair can use pedals like Guan Gu before and Xiao Xian now.

There must be one or two... well, most people in wheelchairs are genuinely unable to use the pedals due to lower limb weakness.

"So what do we do now?" Xiaoxian asked.

Guan Gu quickly said, "It's okay, I'll continue teaching you."

"Excuse me, there was a small error in our calculations just now."

Zhanbo was no longer concerned about the trouble he had caused before; he looked at the navigation on his phone and reminded Zeng Xiaoxian.

"I combined information from mobile navigation, traffic radio, and radio stations to make a comprehensive judgment. Now, traffic jams are no longer limited to overpasses."

"The massive traffic jam is spreading outwards from the elevated Middle Ring Road."

"If the traffic jam continues at this rate, not only will it increase the distance and time it takes for you, Professor Zeng, to find a taxi after you get off the elevated road, but there is also a 12.138% chance that you won't be able to hail a taxi for a short period of time."

To save time, Zhanbo has already explained things quite briefly.

The truth is that this massive traffic jam, which was destined to last for several hours, had completely blocked the road in this section of the Middle Ring Road elevated highway.

The traffic jam spread all the way, leaving the cars entering the elevated road entrance in a dilemma.

The massive traffic jam started in the Middle Ring Road area and began to spread to the surrounding routes.

If this trend continues, Zeng Xiaoxian will have to spend significantly more time and travel much longer to find a place to hail a taxi after getting off the overpass.

Even worse, news of the massive traffic jam on the Middle Ring Road had already reached drivers through various channels, and everyone began to drive around that area.

As the traffic jam worsened and the news spread, Zeng Xiaoxian found himself unable to hail a taxi and had no choice but to take the subway.

However, it is quite a distance from here to the subway station as the crow flies, not to mention that in this bustling and well-connected city of Shanghai, it is impossible for Zeng Xiaoxian to walk straight to the subway station.

Zeng Xiaoxian panicked the moment he heard the news.

He quickly followed up, "How much time do I have left?"

Let me calculate it.

Zhanbo closed his eyes and began to process, estimate, and calculate all the data he already had in his mind at high speed.

Three seconds later he opened his eyes: "If you leave now, you have a five-minute safety margin. If you leave even one minute later, you won't have any margin left."

Yifei immediately asked curiously, "Why does being one minute later reduce the redundant time by five minutes?"

"That's complicated to explain, and it's not the point."

Although equally nervous, Zhanbo was clearly better able to grasp the key points than Guangu: "The key point is that Teacher Zeng, you'd better leave right now, otherwise the situation will only get worse."

Zeng Xiaoxian said hurriedly, "Yes, let's go, let's go right now!"

He looked down at the buttons on Feixing's wheelchair, his expression like a rock battered by wind and waves, suffering unspeakable pain.

Xiao Xian cried out to the heavens, "But I don't even know where the start button is!"

"well……"

Everyone put their hands to their foreheads and sighed helplessly.

I borrowed a convertible and a child peed in it. I was stuck in traffic on an overpass during rush hour. Just when things finally looked up, I realized I couldn't drive a wheelchair.

Has Zeng Xiaoxian had really bad luck these past few days?

"It's not the most desperate time yet. I think maybe I can solve this problem." Guan Gu's eyes gleamed with wisdom.

Wanyu patted Guangu on the shoulder: "We know you can drive a wheelchair, but you spent more than three minutes teaching Teacher Zeng how to drive it and you still couldn't teach him."

Guan Gu's habit of losing focus when he's nervous is a fatal flaw.

"Wanyu, you're right. I can drive a wheelchair. As long as I can drive, that's enough!"

As he spoke, Guan Gu unbuckled Zeng Xiaoxian's seatbelt and then forcefully pried open Zeng Xiaoxian's thighs with both hands.

"Damn it, Guan Gu, what are you doing! You pervert, you scoundrel!"

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his crotch in horror: "You're not going to reveal your true nature at this time, are you?"

"It's not, Teacher Zeng, I just wanted to... never mind, there's no time to explain."

Guan Gu knew that he had a problem where he would easily lose focus when he was nervous, but since he was prone to losing focus when he spoke, he might as well not speak at all.

Extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures.

Just like Ziqiao said, the simplest and most direct approach is to do it!

Uh... the one who does the work.

Guan Gu forcefully pried open Zeng Xiaoxian's legs, which were constantly closing, but Xiaoxian, without a reasonable explanation from Guan Gu, naturally refused to comply.

To preserve his virginity, Zeng Xiaoxian used every ounce of his strength he had, and actually managed to force his legs together.

Seeing that he couldn't pry Zeng Xiaoxian's legs apart, Guan Gu simply went all out and sat directly on Zeng Xiaoxian's lap.

This was not only a shock to Zeng Xiaoxian, who was being sat on, but also left the other three speechless at the bizarre situation.

How can a wheelchair seat two people?

Isn't the quality of this wheelchair a bit too good?

No, that's not the point!

The key question is, what exactly does Guan Gu want to do?

Could he really be a pervert?

Guan Gu quickly adjusted the seatbelt until he could securely fasten both of them.

He pressed the start button and shouted at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng, get ready, we're about to set off."

Just like Wanyu said, Guan Gu can drive a wheelchair, but he can't teach Zeng Xiaoxian how to drive it.

Then Guan Gu simply stopped teaching.

It's just using a wheelchair, isn't it?

I'm a professional!

And now everyone finally understood Guan Gu's genius idea.

"No, are we really going to sit like this when we get off the elevated highway?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was completely stunned.

I was planning to drive my convertible to the TV station today, so how did it suddenly turn into two people sharing a Flying Star wheelchair to get off the overpass?

This is too outrageous.

Especially since her current awkward position with Guan Gu, one above the other, was really unseemly.

[Guan Gu, why didn't you just say so? If you had, I would have spread my legs!]

But thinking about it carefully, it doesn't look very elegant for two grown men to be hugging each other from the front and back.

【Depend on!】

"Can you come up with a better solution?" Guan Gu said expressionlessly.

If he could think of any other way, he would not want to share a wheelchair with Teacher Zeng.

Teacher Zeng's face is a face, but isn't my own face also a face?

Regardless of whether the two are positioned one above the other or one in front of the other, it's clear that one of them is at a disadvantage.

It was only because he didn't get to the point in his speech that Teacher Zeng and the others missed their last chance to leave the overpass.

It's because I didn't get to the point in my speech that Teacher Zeng is unable to leave in her wheelchair by herself.

Although traffic jams are purely a matter of luck, even if the Heavenly King himself comes along, it's not Guan Gu's fault.

But the kind-hearted Guan Gu still felt that Teacher Zeng had his own reasons for being stuck here.

Therefore, I must make sure to get Teacher Zeng safely off the overpass so that he can catch the live broadcast.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt somewhat embarrassed: "How about we think about it again..."

Zhanbo, using his phone's stopwatch, reminded him, "You guys are running out of time."

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression changed instantly: "Guan Gu Ultraman, let's go, let's go right now!"

"Get the hell out of here!!!"

"Hi!"

Although Guan Gu didn't understand why Teacher Zeng called him Guan Gu Ultraman, he was still able to grasp the key points as long as Guan Gu didn't speak.

[The Flying Star wheelchair's medium power mode is now activated; I am the intelligent AI-assisted exhaust flame.]

[Friendly reminder: Feixing wheelchairs are available for purchase with a 36-month installment loan plan, offering affordable prices and low interest rates.]

Unless you're dirt broke, I suggest not sharing a ride with someone.

"Damn!" Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed in astonishment.

If he understood correctly, was he being called a poor bastard by a wheelchair AI?

However, it seems I am indeed short of money; I even spent a lot of money on a car wash last night.

[Traffic congestion detected; I'll be there to protect you...]

【3, 2, 1.】

【GO!】

The Flying Star wheelchair started up again.

【Mr. Guan Gu, would you like to turn on the music?】

"Not at all."

Guan Gu shouted excitedly, "Teacher Zeng, let's sing together!"

Zeng Xiaoxian had buried his head deep in Guan Gu's back and covered his face with both hands.

You must never let anyone see your face, otherwise you won't be able to work at the TV station.

"The two of us? In wheelchairs? Singing?"

"On the overpass?!"

Other movies are about speed and passion, but when it comes to you, Guan Gu Shenqi, you start calling it passion as soon as there's a little speed?

Are you sure you really are Guan Gu Shenqi?

At this point, Guan Gu had completely let loose, and he shouted, "What's the problem? If you're really shy, you can hum along to my rhythm."

"Speeding at 30 mph (70 mph), I felt completely free."

"I hope the destination is the TV station (the Aegean Sea)."

"Run with all your might, for your dream is on the other side."

"We want to travel the world and see miracles right before our eyes."

"Waiting for the sunset to paint the sky red, we'll make a wish shoulder to shoulder..."

Under the fiery red sunset, the two of them, legs intertwined and shoulders side by side, rode in the Flying Star wheelchair into the distance.

The afterglow of the setting sun stretched their shadows long and long, so long that even after they had driven far away, their long shadows remained in place.

Also remaining in place were the stunned Yifei and her three companions.

Yifei murmured to herself, her face filled with awe: "Waiting for the sunset to paint the sky red, we'll make a wish shoulder to shoulder..."

"So, after all that, it's like this, shoulder to shoulder?!"

Ziqiao rubbed his hands excitedly: "If you put it that way, I'm really curious about what wishes they made."

Zhanbo said with emotion, "I don't know what wish Guan Gu made, but I know that Teacher Zeng's wish must be..."

The four of them exchanged glances, then mimicked Zeng Xiaoxian's expression, covering their heads with their hands and wailing to the sky.

"God, please let this awful day end quickly!"

Here it comes!

Friendly reminder: the best way to deal with traffic jams on elevated roads is to wait, wait, and wait.

(End of this chapter)