Love Apartment: Yifei is my junior aunt

Chapter 230 Xiaoxian's Third Driver

On the overpass, Zeng Xiaoxian buried his head deep into Guan Gu's back, while pulling his head into his collar and using his coat to cover his face.

The reason is simple: it's just too embarrassing for two people to be in wheelchairs together.

In particular, Guan Gu kept singing "Running" over and over the whole way.

"Speeding at 70 miles per hour, feeling carefree..."

"Guan Gu, you've sung this song countless times, and you only know how to sing the first few lines." Zeng Xiaoxian, utterly dejected, banged his head against Guan Gu's back in sync with the song's rhythm.

They had just said goodbye to Yifei and the others, and were now driving on the road leading off the elevated highway.

As a result, Guan Gu was incredibly excited throughout the entire performance, and his singing voice almost reached a speed faster than the wheelchair itself.

Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian had the foresight to cover his face in advance.

Otherwise, he might not have needed to go on "A Date with Ruyu" to become famous.

But if he becomes famous because of this incident, he might as well just jump off the overpass.

Upon hearing this, Guan Gu quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, Teacher Zeng, my Chinese isn't very good, and I don't know many Chinese songs."

"If you don't like this song, I can choose another one."

Zeng Xiaoxian finally broke down and shouted, "I didn't mean for you to change the song, I meant for you to stop singing!"

I just don't understand. Guan Gu usually seems to be the most normal person in the apartment, so why does he get so excited when there are car chase scenes?

No, this isn't even racing; it's just driving a wheelchair!

If Guan Gu were to drive recklessly, wouldn't he go crazy?

Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian poked Guan Gu in the back: "Guan Gu, do you have a driver's license?"

"Yes, but I got my driver's license in Japan, so I can't drive in China."

Guan Gu replied somewhat awkwardly, "The main problem is that my Chinese isn't very good enough, and I'm not confident I can pass the theory test, so I can't get a Chinese driver's license for the time being."

Zeng Xiaoxian finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God, this is really good news."

"What?!" Guan Gu's expression changed. "Teacher Zeng, what do you mean by this?"

"I mean, do you get as excited driving as you do driving a wheelchair?"

Guan Gu replied matter-of-factly, "Definitely not, because cars don't have the same push-back feeling as wheelchairs, and don't you think driving a wheelchair up Sheshan Mountain and down the elevated highway are two really cool things?"

"Yes, I reckon you're the only person in the whole world who can do both of these things at the same time."

Zeng Xiaoxian gave a stiff smile.

The two continued to travel on the overpass in wheelchairs.

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian asked anxiously, "Are we almost there?"

Looking at the endless line of stationary cars ahead, Guan Gu replied, "Teacher Zeng, we're still on the overpass."

"Why are we still on the overpass after all this time?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked worriedly, "We shouldn't be late, right?"

The leaders at the station will all be watching this live broadcast, so it's no joke if he's late.

Guan Gu knew that Teacher Zeng was itching to fly straight to the TV station, so he gently comforted him, "Don't worry, we definitely won't be late."

He glanced down at his watch and said, "And it's been less than five minutes since we set off, we'll definitely make it in time."

"Not even five minutes?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, utterly despondent, continued to bang his head against Guan Gu's back: "But why do I feel like half an hour has passed in this unbearable pain, and my legs are really numb?"

Guan Gu is definitely not fat, but he is still a tall man who is over 1.8 meters tall.

When his entire weight was pressed down on Xiaoxian's two thighs, it was incredibly heavy.

Zeng Xiaoxian felt that his thighs were sore and numb, as if countless fleas were dancing ballet irregularly on his legs.

If there are any small bumps on the road, it will feel like an electric shock spreading directly from your thighs to your whole body.

This kind of tingling and numb sensation, which is neither quite comfortable nor quite painful, is extremely agonizing for Xiaoxian.

In addition, he buried his head in his collar, and in the darkness, people are already very blurry about the passage of time, which made Zeng Xiaoxian feel that the days were dragging on forever.

"Teacher Zeng, I know you're in a hurry, but please don't rush."

"Hang in there a little longer, we'll be free in five or six minutes at most."

Guan Gu was also helpless about Zeng Xiaoxian's numb legs. He couldn't very well stop himself from using the wheelchair and adjust Zeng Xiaoxian's posture now.

According to Zhanbo, they don't have much safety margin left.

Blame it on your own lack of cooperation when I was prying your thigh open.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: "What do you mean by 'both are free'?"

"Do you think I'm comfortable sitting on a man's lap?" Guan Gu smirked.

Even though my orientation is perfectly normal, Teacher Zeng still suspects me of being a pervert.

This is absolutely outrageous!

This is not only an insult to one's own character, but also an insult to one's own aesthetic sense.

With so many men in the apartment, even if he were a pervert, he wouldn't go looking for Teacher Zeng.

Even without considering Nanfeng and Zhanbo, if we really compare them, even Ziqiao and Xiaohei are much better than Teacher Zeng.

bah bah bah!

Guan Gu came to his senses; how did he inexplicably start being chosen?

Just as Guan Gu was focusing on turning on the wheelchair, a voice suddenly made his scalp tingle.

"Hey, you two in wheelchairs up ahead."

"Stop right now, this is dangerous!"

The shouts from behind startled Zeng Xiaoxian, and he instinctively looked around.

But his head was still tucked inside his clothes like a turtle, so naturally he didn't see anything.

"Who's calling us? Are they traffic police?"

Guan Gu also looked back in a panic: "I didn't see anything, but I'm not sure if the traffic police were blocked by the car."

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go full speed ahead!" Zeng Xiaoxian urged instinctively.

"good!"

Before Guan Gu finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a strong push and a feeling of weightlessness coming towards him.

Zeng Xiaoxian leaned back and rested directly against the back of the wheelchair.

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could even catch his breath, a question popped into his head in that split second.

If I were to lean back, then Guan Gu...

The next instant, Guan Gu also leaned back, his whole body pressing straight down on Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Guan Gu! Guan Gu!"

Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was being crushed by Guan Gu. He struggled and shouted, "How fast are you driving?"

"Didn't you tell me to go full speed ahead?"

A flying star wheelchair? Full speed ahead?

These things start at speeds of 70 mph or higher!

Zeng Xiaoxian was on the verge of a breakdown. He suddenly realized that traffic police weren't so scary after all: "I just used an adjective, don't you even know what an adjective is?"

Despite his poor Chinese, Guan Gu was still able to laugh out loud at this moment: "I understand, but only a little bit."

Zeng Xiaoxian pulled his hand out of the way and patted Guan Gu: "Then why don't you slow down!"

"Okay...but Teacher Zeng, you need to be prepared."

"What preparations should be made?"

Zeng Xiaoxian screamed, "Could it be that the traffic police are really catching up with us?"

"no."

Guan Gu swallowed hard, staring at the seemingly endless slope before him. "We're about to go down a huge slope now!!!"

The next moment, the already fast-moving star accelerated again.

"Slow down! Slow down!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted with all his might.

"I'm already slowing down!"

"But we can't slow down too fast on a downhill slope, otherwise our wheelchairs will definitely tip forward!"

"Oh my god!"

Zeng Xiaoxian wept bitterly and prayed to God.

"God, please let this awful day end quickly!"

"No time to pray, trust my driving skills."

Guan Gu shouted, "Get ready, I'm going to drift through the corner!"

"No!!!"

Seeing the two strange people in wheelchairs ahead speeding down the slope, the kind female driver who had just given them a friendly reminder muttered helplessly.

"I told you to stop immediately, the steep slope ahead is very dangerous."

……

A few minutes later, a radiant Guan Gu and a deathly pale Zeng Xiaoxian arrived safely at the intersection where they could hail a taxi.

"Teacher Zeng, my driving skills are pretty good, right?"

Guan Gu stood to the side, patting Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder triumphantly: "We arrived a few minutes earlier than expected."

"yes."

Sitting in his wheelchair, Zeng Xiaoxian said with lingering fear, "No matter how good Zhanbo is, he couldn't have predicted that you would dare to go downhill at full speed. You're really amazing."

"Guan Gu, with your talent, why are you even a cartoonist? You should just go fly planes!"

"Hehehe... I still prefer comics a little bit more."

Guan Gu scratched his head sheepishly, probably thinking that Teacher Zeng was praising him, given his limited Chinese proficiency.

He looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who remained seated in his wheelchair for a long time, and asked with a puzzled expression, "Teacher Zeng, why aren't you getting up?"

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and said, "Let me sit for a while longer."

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian sits in a wheelchair.]

He tried desperately to stand up, holding onto the handrail next to the wall, but each effort resulted in his legs trembling and him sitting down weakly.

[Zeng Xiaoxian, his face deathly pale, cried out.]

[Of course! My legs are numb and weak right now, it would be strange if I could even get up!]

[Guan Gu, thank you so much!]

"Speaking of which, we've been waving around here for ages, but we haven't seen a single taxi."

Zeng Xiaoxian watched the endless stream of vehicles with nervous anticipation, but no car stopped in front of him.

He looked down at his phone: "Damn it, I can't get a ride even with the ride-hailing app."

Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head, looking like an ant on a hot pan.

"Help! Can my luck really be that bad, that I just happened to run into that 12.138% chance of not being able to hail a taxi?!"

"Teacher Zeng, waiting any longer isn't going to solve anything. How about we take a detour to the subway station?"

Compared to Zeng Xiaoxian's endless indecision, Guan Gu is more inclined to just do it first and think about it later.

If they wait any longer, who knows how long it will take? They might as well take a detour to the subway station. As long as they don't encounter a series of red lights on the way, they should make it in time.

"Okay, let's go."

Zeng Xiaoxian is now completely lost and has no choice but to follow Guan Gu's advice.

Just as the two were about to take a detour to the subway station, a white convertible sports car slowly drove towards them on the road.

"Guan Gu? Teacher Zeng? Is it really you?"

The convertible's roof slowly lowered, revealing a face that was very familiar to the two men in the driver's seat.

Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at each other in disbelief before shouting in unison.

"Zhang Wei?!"

I'm coming

(End of this chapter)